If you had the power to remove one cable channel off your cable service, which one - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

TVFactFan · 07-08-2003, 07:33 PM

would it be? I would immediately remove the Discovery Channel.

Central Perk · 07-08-2003, 07:36 PM

I would probably remove one of my shopping channels, since I never buy anything from them and I almost never watch them.

Small Wonderian · 07-08-2003, 07:36 PM

I would immediately and emphatically remove E!

pandora_spocks · 07-08-2003, 07:39 PM

Most of the news channels we have. One or two is fine, but we have like 10 that show exactly the same thing.

fr00ti · 07-08-2003, 07:41 PM

The channel where they play the local crap over and over.

Mr. Shy Guy · 07-08-2003, 07:43 PM

C-Span

Georgia's on my Mind · 07-08-2003, 07:43 PM

one of those pointless music ones

Hollow · 07-08-2003, 07:45 PM

c-span

Mijada · 07-08-2003, 07:54 PM

Probably the Golf channel. They already have a sports channel so why do they need a channel just for golf?

PZelda · 07-08-2003, 08:05 PM

SA, why do you have to be so mean? There's SOOOOOOO many channels I would remove!

If I REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY had to choose, though...The religion channel they have here.

But I would also remove the following:

-All 10 sports channels.
-All news channels except for CNN.
-MTV
-Disney (We got Disney when it was a PAY channel, WAY back in 1994/95. Now, it's PLAIN CRAP. I'd like to slowly kill the guy that brought out Disney and changed it to a kiddies channel. WHERE ARE THE FAMILY MOVIES THEY USED TO HAVE BACK THEN?!?!?! DIE DIE DIE DIE)
-Both QVC and HSN channels. UGH.
-TNN, the stupid car channel they have here (not sure of name) and Court TV.

I think I would only have about 10 or so channels out of 60 after this BIG cleanup.

AKA · 07-08-2003, 08:33 PM

MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
(Beck Hansen)

mtv makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
mtv makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride no matter how I try
and everything's perfect
and everything's bright
and everyone's perky
and everyone's uptight
I watch those videos
I watch 'em all day........
and I plug 'em in my eyeballs--
hey hey

and the colors are nice
and the pictures are nice
and the girls are nice
everything's so nice
I said mtv makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
mtv makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
can't get a ride, can't get a ride

well I work at the video store makin change
and I'm countin out the pennies twistin in my brains
condos in the distance and smog in the air
no one in the streets and no one anywhere
and I drink what I drink and I eat from a can
and I'm standing near the microwave
'til I feel special
now I'm checkin out the furniture, I wanna buy some
might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town
yeah, and mtv makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
mtv makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
mtv makes me wanna burn flesh!
having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!!

TJL · 07-08-2003, 08:36 PM

I have several Discovery Channels somewhere on my dial. One of them appears to show black and white footage of WWII fighter planes on a continuous loop.
I could probably do without that one.

M82A1 · 07-08-2003, 09:15 PM

MTV

Titania · 07-08-2003, 09:38 PM

CNN

BrandonS · 07-08-2003, 10:18 PM

Those amateur local channels or the ones showing the town council, or whoever they are.

07-08-2003, 07:33 PM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,101	If you had the power to remove one cable channel off your cable service, which one would it be? I would immediately remove the Discovery Channel.

07-08-2003, 07:36 PM	#3
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07-08-2003, 07:41 PM	#5
fr00ti Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 16, 2002 Posts: 12,846	The channel where they play the local crap over and over.
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07-08-2003, 07:43 PM	#6
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07-08-2003, 08:05 PM	#10
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	SA, why do you have to be so mean? There's SOOOOOOO many channels I would remove! If I REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY had to choose, though...The religion channel they have here. But I would also remove the following: -All 10 sports channels. -All news channels except for CNN. -MTV -Disney (We got Disney when it was a PAY channel, WAY back in 1994/95. Now, it's PLAIN CRAP. I'd like to slowly kill the guy that brought out Disney and changed it to a kiddies channel. WHERE ARE THE FAMILY MOVIES THEY USED TO HAVE BACK THEN?!?!?! DIE DIE DIE DIE) -Both QVC and HSN channels. UGH. -TNN, the stupid car channel they have here (not sure of name) and Court TV. I think I would only have about 10 or so channels out of 60 after this BIG cleanup.
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07-08-2003, 07:36 PM	#2
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	I would probably remove one of my shopping channels, since I never buy anything from them and I almost never watch them.

07-08-2003, 07:39 PM	#4
pandora_spocks Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 Posts: 21,532	Most of the news channels we have. One or two is fine, but we have like 10 that show exactly the same thing.

07-08-2003, 07:43 PM	#7
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	one of those pointless music ones

07-08-2003, 07:45 PM	#8
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	c-span

07-08-2003, 07:54 PM	#9
Mijada Spencers mom Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 02, 2001 Location: eastern US Posts: 4,093	Probably the Golf channel. They already have a sports channel so why do they need a channel just for golf?

07-08-2003, 08:33 PM	#11
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack (Beck Hansen) mtv makes me wanna smoke crack fall out of the window and I'm never comin back mtv makes me wanna get high can't get a ride no matter how I try and everything's perfect and everything's bright and everyone's perky and everyone's uptight I watch those videos I watch 'em all day........ and I plug 'em in my eyeballs-- hey hey and the colors are nice and the pictures are nice and the girls are nice everything's so nice I said mtv makes me wanna smoke crack fall out of the window and I'm never comin back mtv makes me wanna get high can't get a ride, can't get a ride can't get a ride, can't get a ride well I work at the video store makin change and I'm countin out the pennies twistin in my brains condos in the distance and smog in the air no one in the streets and no one anywhere and I drink what I drink and I eat from a can and I'm standing near the microwave 'til I feel special now I'm checkin out the furniture, I wanna buy some might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town yeah, and mtv makes me wanna smoke crack fall out of the window and I'm never comin back mtv makes me wanna get high can't get a ride, can't get a ride can't get a ride, can't get a ride can't get a ride, can't get a ride mtv makes me wanna burn flesh! having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!!

07-08-2003, 08:36 PM	#12
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	I have several Discovery Channels somewhere on my dial. One of them appears to show black and white footage of WWII fighter planes on a continuous loop. I could probably do without that one.
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07-08-2003, 09:15 PM	#13
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07-08-2003, 09:38 PM	#14
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07-08-2003, 10:18 PM	#15
BrandonS Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 8,824	Those amateur local channels or the ones showing the town council, or whoever they are.