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ConservativeBalla · 07-04-2003, 11:26 PM

You KNOW this show is FILLED with hillarious quotes. THIS, and "The Simpsons".

Here's mine:

You know that voice that's on the show from time to time? He does the coach's voice and Bobby's school, he's done a Security Guard? It's really funny. Anyways, I can't remember what character it was, but it was that voice and it said something like;

"I saw a gorilla on TV one time, scared the h@l# outta me!".

Ya kinda have to see it. Anyways, someone else post one that makes more sense.

M82A1 · 07-20-2003, 07:29 PM

Boomhauer: Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.
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Hank Hill: 6 AM and already the boy ain't right.
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Dale: Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me.
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Buddha Sack: Yo' mama so ugly, when she walk into the bank, they turn the cameras off.
Hank Hill: Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

roscoe420 · 07-27-2003, 03:57 AM

Hank- "Bobby if you wern't my son i'd hug you."

Hedgecore · 08-02-2003, 10:19 PM

i like the boomhauer internet quote

and

bobby what nationality are you? your holding the ciggarete like a european nazi from a movie.

tattoored666 · 10-16-2003, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ConservativeBaller
You KNOW this show is FILLED with hillarious quotes. THIS, and "The Simpsons".

Here's mine:

You know that voice that's on the show from time to time? He does the coach's voice and Bobby's school, he's done a Security Guard? It's really funny. Anyways, I can't remember what character it was, but it was that voice and it said something like;

"I saw a gorilla on TV one time, scared the h@l# outta me!".

Ya kinda have to see it. Anyways, someone else post one that makes more sense.

Isn't that from where Bobby pretends to be in high school? The security guard tells him to walk with his chest puffed out or something, just like a gorilla.

tattoored666 · 10-16-2003, 11:07 PM

I never thought I'd say this, but I don't think I can finish my beer.

07-04-2003, 11:26 PM	#1
ConservativeBalla R.I.P., Mr. Reagan. Senior Member Join Date: Jun 14, 2003 Location: 704 Hauser Street, Queens, New York; having an eating contest with Meathead eating Edith's beef stew. Posts: 1,822	Post your favorite quotes! You KNOW this show is FILLED with hillarious quotes. THIS, and "The Simpsons". Here's mine: You know that voice that's on the show from time to time? He does the coach's voice and Bobby's school, he's done a Security Guard? It's really funny. Anyways, I can't remember what character it was, but it was that voice and it said something like; "I saw a gorilla on TV one time, scared the h@l# outta me!". Ya kinda have to see it. Anyways, someone else post one that makes more sense.
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07-20-2003, 07:29 PM	#2
M82A1 S.e.l.f B.a.n.n.e.d Senior Member Join Date: May 18, 2003 Posts: 2,581	Boomhauer: Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man. -------------------------------------------------------------- Hank Hill: 6 AM and already the boy ain't right. -------------------------------------------------------------- Dale: Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me. -------------------------------------------------------------- Buddha Sack: Yo' mama so ugly, when she walk into the bank, they turn the cameras off. Hank Hill: Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

07-27-2003, 03:57 AM	#3
roscoe420 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2003 Posts: 45	Hank- "Bobby if you wern't my son i'd hug you."

08-02-2003, 10:19 PM	#4
Hedgecore Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 30, 2003 Location: Delran, NJ Posts: 26	i like the boomhauer internet quote and bobby what nationality are you? your holding the ciggarete like a european nazi from a movie.

10-16-2003, 11:07 PM	#6
tattoored666 Stay Sick! Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Location: Utah Posts: 205	I never thought I'd say this, but I don't think I can finish my beer.