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DianeChambers87 · 07-04-2003, 09:08 PM

I know you've all visited the site at least once (if your a cheers fan) but I just thought it would be nice to post it here:

David Letterman's Top 10
From Late Night with David Letterman
December 8, 1992

Top 10 reasons that Cheers is going off the air:
10. They ran out of beer nuts.
9. It’s all part of NBC’s master plan to stay in third place.
8. Ego of that postman guy out of control, constantly storms off set shouting, "I am Cheers!"
7. White men can’t resist sequels.
6. Unlike this show, they decided to quit when they ran out of ideas.
5. Actors so bored with roles, they finish their lines by saying, "etc., etc."
4. Norm’s liver now roughly the size of an ottoman.
3. Ted Danson’s toupee even more obvious than mine.
2. Realization that if you’re going to get really wasted, you don’t want to do it in a bar where everybody knows your name.
And the number one reason that Cheers is going off the air:
1. Stool rash.

CarJackSnyder · 07-04-2003, 09:20 PM

those r really funny!!!
~Torie~

DianeChambers87 · 07-05-2003, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by tvthemes88
I've seen these before, but the one about Cliff has to be best!!

Did he really do that??

No lol, it's just Mr. Letterman making jokes! lol

Brian Damage · 07-05-2003, 03:08 PM

I remember that top 10, it was really funny.

onefortheroad · 07-05-2003, 03:25 PM

lol those are great

DianeChambers87 · 07-05-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by tvthemes88
Thanks for clearing that up, Cliff always was the weird one, you can't be sure....

But its a great Top 10, in fact thats the only reason Ill watch Letterman (his Top 10), I think Leno is a lot better, but Conan is best of them all!!

I don't like leno, letterman appeals to me...but

CONIE ROCKS!!!

lol he is by far the funniest and the best host!!! I think Both letterman and leno (especially leno's) weak point is there monologue...conan OWNS the monologue! If he feels the audience doesn't like a joke and is started to aww he'll do the string dance or go up to the camera and do that thing he does that makes him look like a cat! lol

...Plus for the "In the year 2000" skit he had

Ted Danson

Do it!!

Here's a pic of him doing it!!

DianeChambers87 · 07-05-2003, 03:45 PM

lol I know, I can't watch him during the school year either, but now that I am on vacation I usually stay up to watch him

DianeChambers87 · 07-05-2003, 03:53 PM

lol that's another dude that rocks! Puck! lol He was the only reason why I was watching Battle of the sexes and then when he left I stopped lol! Dammit i would've watched tom green (although I can't Stand Tom Green) if I knew he was going to be on.

DianeChambers87 · 07-05-2003, 04:19 PM

I don't know .... lol his "bum" never appealed to me...

onefortheroad · 07-05-2003, 04:34 PM

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AND I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED TOM GREEN LAST NIGHT!!

lol i saw that

NORM · 07-05-2003, 04:43 PM

haha. Tom Green is so sick. I did a report on him for my "Person you admire most" project", in 7th grade. I can't wait till his show comes back. He rides for Birdhouse skateboards now. haha. WAY TO GO TOM!

onefortheroad · 07-05-2003, 06:00 PM

i agree tom green is sick, i like his stuff a whole lot better than jackass, its much funnier

NORM · 07-07-2003, 12:14 AM

haha. Tom over Wendt?! Bite your tongue you stupid boy.

wizard12 · 07-25-2003, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
I know you've all visited the site at least once (if your a cheers fan) but I just thought it would be nice to post it here:

David Letterman's Top 10
From Late Night with David Letterman
December 8, 1992

Top 10 reasons that Cheers is going off the air:
10. They ran out of beer nuts.
9. It’s all part of NBC’s master plan to stay in third place.
8. Ego of that postman guy out of control, constantly storms off set shouting, "I am Cheers!"
7. White men can’t resist sequels.
6. Unlike this show, they decided to quit when they ran out of ideas.
5. Actors so bored with roles, they finish their lines by saying, "etc., etc."
4. Norm’s liver now roughly the size of an ottoman.
3. Ted Danson’s toupee even more obvious than mine.
2. Realization that if you’re going to get really wasted, you don’t want to do it in a bar where everybody knows your name.
And the number one reason that Cheers is going off the air:
1. Stool rash.

Best one was about NBC staying in third place.

barwars · 07-25-2003, 10:50 PM

And now, NBC is back in first!!

ps.... Friends REALLY wants to be the next Cheers, taking one of their characters and making more of a "sequel" show than a spinoff.

Cheers - Frasier
Friends - Joey

07-04-2003, 09:08 PM	#1
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why Cheers Ended I know you've all visited the site at least once (if your a cheers fan) but I just thought it would be nice to post it here: David Letterman's Top 10 From Late Night with David Letterman December 8, 1992 Top 10 reasons that Cheers is going off the air: 10. They ran out of beer nuts. 9. It’s all part of NBC’s master plan to stay in third place. 8. Ego of that postman guy out of control, constantly storms off set shouting, "I am Cheers!" 7. White men can’t resist sequels. 6. Unlike this show, they decided to quit when they ran out of ideas. 5. Actors so bored with roles, they finish their lines by saying, "etc., etc." 4. Norm’s liver now roughly the size of an ottoman. 3. Ted Danson’s toupee even more obvious than mine. 2. Realization that if you’re going to get really wasted, you don’t want to do it in a bar where everybody knows your name. And the number one reason that Cheers is going off the air: 1. Stool rash.
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07-05-2003, 03:25 PM	#5
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	lol those are great
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07-05-2003, 04:43 PM	#11
NORM #1 Wendt Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 19, 2002 Location: Wherever my wheels are rolling. Posts: 1,607	haha. Tom Green is so sick. I did a report on him for my "Person you admire most" project", in 7th grade. I can't wait till his show comes back. He rides for Birdhouse skateboards now. haha. WAY TO GO TOM!
	__________________ George Wendt Forever "Your nothing but a piece of ** child malester who should have been castrated with a dull knife first and then executed" "What do I care what you think, your gonna be out of a ing job next week. I gotta sit down, this *** won't stop staring at me I think he wants to me" "Oh I'm a low life? Really? Yeah well I hope that Cancer you got kills you, you dried up old " "Who do you have to ** to get a sandwhich in this place?" "Think about how fat I would be if I didn't work out" "I came, I drank, I stayed" - George Wendt http://wendtfan.tripod.com

07-04-2003, 09:20 PM	#2
CarJackSnyder Maura West & Michael Park<3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 05, 2003 Location: Milltown; Oakdale- where everybody knows your name. Posts: 6,971	those r really funny!!! ~Torie~

07-05-2003, 03:08 PM	#4
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	I remember that top 10, it was really funny.

07-05-2003, 03:45 PM	#7
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	lol I know, I can't watch him during the school year either, but now that I am on vacation I usually stay up to watch him

07-05-2003, 03:53 PM	#8
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	lol that's another dude that rocks! Puck! lol He was the only reason why I was watching Battle of the sexes and then when he left I stopped lol! Dammit i would've watched tom green (although I can't Stand Tom Green) if I knew he was going to be on.

07-05-2003, 04:19 PM	#9
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	I don't know .... lol his "bum" never appealed to me...

07-05-2003, 06:00 PM	#12
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	i agree tom green is sick, i like his stuff a whole lot better than jackass, its much funnier

07-07-2003, 12:14 AM	#13
NORM #1 Wendt Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 19, 2002 Location: Wherever my wheels are rolling. Posts: 1,607	haha. Tom over Wendt?! Bite your tongue you stupid boy.

07-25-2003, 10:50 PM	#15
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	And now, NBC is back in first!! ps.... Friends REALLY wants to be the next Cheers, taking one of their characters and making more of a "sequel" show than a spinoff. Cheers - Frasier Friends - Joey