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doot doot doot
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YAY!
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![]() "My mother always used to say, 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"- Rose Nylund |
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elllen
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Hey! One more
I look SOOOO giddy in that picture, I was thinking about Ellen. ![]() Who starts? |
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doot doot doot
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you start...okay so we are on a cruise ship in a storm? hmmm me n linda on a cruise...
hey, you'll have to take more pics tomorrow night! i'm ready!!!!!!!!
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elllen
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i took like a million tonight, talk about a 17 year old with no life.
okay here goes-(Everyone has just arrived on the cruise and have gone to their rooms, Carolyn and Ellen to their seperate rooms and Emily and Linda to the one they're sharing. Just as they depart from the doc...) Ellen: (Pounds on Carolyn's door) Carolyn: (Opens the door) May I help you? Ellen: It's...there's...falling... Carolyn: It's raining? Ellen: (Nods) Carolyn: Thanks for the update. (Starts to close the door) Ellen: What if the boat sinks?! Like the Titanic?! Carolyn: One, don't use that word on a cruise. And two, the Titanic hit an iceberg pal. A little storm can't hurt you. Meanwhile... Emily: Shall we unpack or get comfortable? Linda: Get comfortable? ![]() Emily: Good thinking! Now YOU |
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Linda: Tee hee! I'm a genious aren't I?
Emily: Oh yes, you are! (the two lay on the bed and begin to kiss) Meanwhile... Ellen: Oh I guess I'm just being stupid... Carolyn: Yeah, you kind of are! Ellen: Well, I just- (boat rocks dangerously to one side) Oh my god!!!!!!! Carolyn: Calm down, dammit! The boat rocked! Calm down...it's okay... Ellen: You're right, I'm being a scardy cat...but that Titanic movie was really scary! I mean the water was cold, and people died and- Carolyn: Ellen-just enjoy the cruise okay? (smiles and puts a hand on her shoulder) NOW YOU!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Ellen: Okay. (Smiles)
Carolyn: (As the boat starts rocking violently) That may not be the storm, Emily and Linda are right next door. (Laughs) Ellen: You never know. (Looks out the window) Carolyn: Don't look outside. Ellen: Why is it so dark? Is it night already? Carolyn: It's ten o'clock in the morning. Ellen: Oh god. Next door.... Emily: Wait, what was that? Linda: The boat. Emily: Is it supposed to do that? Linda: You sound like Ellen, she gets like that. Emily: Come on. (They go outside and look at the waves crashing down) That's creepy. Linda: So's that! (Points at something the ocean and screams) Emily: Oh my god that's- Now YOU |
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Emily: -a huge fin! WTF!?!?!?!
Linda: Oh my god, Emily. This is a 4 ton cruise ship and you're worried about a BIG FIN?!?!? (water splashes on Linda covering her with cold salty water and bringing her to the floor) Emily: Oh my god! (laughing) (gets sprayed herself and stops laughing) Okay...let's go in the room and get some towels... Linda: (wiping some of the salt water off with her hand) Good idea...I'll dry you off...(smiles) Meanwhile... Carolyn: (mumbling to self as she looks out the window on a windowed platform under the deck) It's so strange to see it be so dark this early...this defieately doesn't look good... Ellen: (runs in) Do you see outside or not?! It's just like night time except for stars we have black rain clouds! I KNEW this was a bad idea i just knew I have to- Carolyn: Ellen! We'll be fine just-(boat rocks and they slide across platform along with a couple tables and chairs) (hits head on the wall) Ow! Jesus Christ! Okay...uhhh let's go back to the room... YOU!!!!!!!!!!! |
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elllen
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Ellen: You okay?
Carolyn: Fine. (Gives her a hug) Come on. (Walks into her room) Just watch a movie, I'm gonna go get a coke. Ellen: You're leaving me alone? Carolyn: Would ya relax? Ellen: (Sits on the floor, leaning against the bed watching TV) Carolyn: (Goes down the hall to the vending machine as she hears a crash and the life crumble part of the ship) Meanwhile... Linda: That was all over where over we were sleeping! Emily: Now we're REALLY gonna be soaked. It's pouring! Linda: That's nothing, what about the ship? Emily: Screw the ship. (They start kissing) Carolyn: (Walks up to them) Of all the times! (Yells) Ellen where are you?! Are you okay? Now YOU |
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Ellen: (trembling) See those books on the ground an that suitcase??!?! THEY WERE ON THE BOOKCASE AND THE DESK!!!!!!
Carolyn: (runs to her) Listen, we're gonna be fine! (the ship shakes violently throwing the girls across the room) (a loud nasty crunching sound is heard) Emily: And that my friends is the sound of a hole in the boiler room of a boat! Ellen: (screams) I KNEW IT!! Carolyn: Listen, if they need us to evacuate the boat, they'll tell us! Now just STAY CALM! (the porthole in their room breaks causing amounts of high pressured cold water to flood into the room filling it up fast) Linda: (screams) Emily, save me! Emily: I'll be your lifeguard! Carolyn: Girls! This is NO time to role-play around! We've GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! (They are up to their calves in water and are being soaked by the oncoming flood) NOW YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Am I allowed to go to bed at 2:30?
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elllen
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Maybe!
![]() Linda: I sure hope everyone can swim. Carolyn: In water up to our knees? Yeah, okay. (Rolls her eyes) Linda: I'm sorry, I didn't know the ocean was that shallow. Must be like you. Emily: Could you two shut up?! (Whispers) Not you Linda. Linda: Of course. Ellen: Well I can't swim. (Screams) We're all gonna die! Carolyn: No we're not. We just need to get somewhere else, it isn't safe right here. (They go into the hall) Ellen: This way. (Runs down the hallway and water rushes towards them) Emily: NOW is when you'll need to swim. Carolyn: Not if we run fast enough! Now YOU (that was funny )
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doot doot doot
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(alarm sounds off telling everyone to go on deck immediately) (lights flicker not-on-but-off creating dim light)
Emily: Okay then...where is deck? Carolyn: (going toawrd the left hall) this way Ellen: Yea I think it's that way, too Linda: No you guys! It's to the right! (slowly the water is rising) (a wire falls into the water creating orange and red sparks) Carolyn: Okay...we need to get out of here...c'mon Linda: NO! Deck is to the RIGHT! THE RIGHT!!! Carolyn: dammit, Linda! Would you hush! Everyone please follow me to the left... Linda: (sighs and give into Carolyn) NOW YOU!!!!!!!!!!! how bout i go to bed at 2:10??????
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elllen
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i have writers block again
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doot doot doot
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yes me too....hm what shall we do...?
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doot doot doot
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*sings walking on sunshine*
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elllen
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*shrug* our plots keep dying out on us!
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