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DianeChambers87 · 07-01-2003, 09:00 AM

Ok the title is kind of self- explanatory, it's your favorite Cheers Moments and I know there are too many but think hard!

(no particular order)

-When Sam and Diane have the fight In showdown
-In powerplay when Diane tells Sam that she called the police
-When Sam comes back for the last time in the "Snow blow" (is that what it's called?) Anyways her face.
-The Albania Song
-Home on the Range (Woody and Sam)
-The Magnificent 7 theme in "Diane Chambers Day" not simply because the sing it. The way carla starts it out.
-But I'm Norm
-this quote Sam "what's Shaking Norm?" something like Norm "All 4 Chins and 3 Cheeks.
-In rebecca gaines Rebecca looses when she's trying to pour the wine evenly and she's drunk
-Days of wine and Neurosis when Cliff and Norm sing Lollipop.
-Everyone Imitates art, when Diane runs back into the room after yelling at Sam and kisses him because she realizes that he kept her love letters.
-In Sumner returns when Diane tells him that there is a "War and Peace" movie and he goes out to kill the barflies
-Fraiser's I am running with scissors
-Rebecca's "I am too stupid to live" after discovering that Robin was using her
-Sams "YOur right I admit it, I am not a sad guy, I'm a happy, horny guy."

there is so much more...what can you guys come up with??

Skywalker · 07-01-2003, 03:07 PM

Coach falling down the stairs in "Coach returns to action"

Woody, dressed as Moses shouting you infidel to Sam in "Swear to God"

Diane and Sam slapping each other and grabbing each others noses

Food fight in "Thanksgiving orphans"

Frasier squeezing Diane's shoulders in "One for the road"

Sam going nuts in "Bad Neighbor Sam"

Norm falling down just so he can sit on his stool again

Carla beating the snot out of the guy who hates the Redsox in "The Tortelli Tort"

NORM · 07-01-2003, 03:15 PM

- When Frasier just told Rebecca that her parents got rid of her cat and she cries, then he says oh god what's next, santa. then woody says " what about santa?"

-When Woody wants to borrow sams car and he can't stop laughing
-When Henri and Sam had that phone number contest

-When Nick claimed that the cake he had was for Loretta but he said "you know I'm a terrible speller", and she says "Oh yeah....wait.......that's really bad"

-When Norm goes to meet that lady at the hotel about his taxes. She answers the door and says "When I say go you tear off my clothes, and you can't use your hands"

- Same scene when Carla and Norm were trying to kiss.

these are off the top of my head. Let's keep this goin!

onefortheroad · 07-01-2003, 03:19 PM

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When Sam comes back for the last time in the "Snow blow" (is that what it's called?) Anyways her face.

it's called Snow Job

and my favorites were:
-When Sam and Diane have the fight In showdown
- In Diane's perfect Date, Diane says "you love me! you love me!" and then same goes "do not! do not! do not!"
- In Diane's perfect Date, norm says "hey! would i act like this in your home?!"
- In Diane's perfect Date, andy says "do you ever dream you have claws?..."
-in Let me count the Ways diane asks "sam are you crying", sam says "no i'm allergic to cat stories.."
- Home on the Range (Woody and Sam)
- The Magnificent 7 theme in "Diane Chambers Day"
- Where the gang taps out We Will Rock You on the bar
-Days of wine and Neurosis when Cliff and Norm sing Lollipop.
-any scene with coach, such as the malleria scene and "is there an ernie pantusso here?" " thats you coach." " speaking!"
- the food fight in Thanksgiving Orphans, i love that voice diane does.
- in I Do, Adieu "have a good life"
- in I Do, Adieu diane says" squooshy!!!" and sam hides under his desk
- the last 15 minutes of One For the Road Part 3
- the last scene of Truce or Consequences where they are all laughing.
- when they sing on Christmas Cheers
- in Loverboyd, woody says "i dont wanna take away his little butterheaded toe ball!"
- in Indor fun w/ Sam and Robbie, when becky makes woody cry and shes like "look what you did!" to robin
- and in This Time its for Real when Sam says "GOTCHA"
there is so much more too...

DianeChambers87 · 07-01-2003, 04:49 PM

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- the food fight in Thanksgiving Orphans, i love that voice diane does.
When Sam and Diane have the fight In showdown
- In Diane's perfect Date, Diane says "you love me! you love me!" and then same goes "do not! do not! do not!"
- In Diane's perfect Date, norm says "hey! would i act like this in your home?!"
- In Diane's perfect Date, andy says "do you ever dream you have claws?..."
-in Let me count the Ways diane asks "sam are you crying", sam says "no i'm allergic to cat stories.."
Where the gang taps out We Will Rock You on the bar
- in I Do, Adieu diane says" squooshy!!!" and sam hides under his desk
- in Indor fun w/ Sam and Robbie, when becky makes woody cry and shes like "look what you did!" to robin
- and in This Time its for Real when Sam says "GOTCHA"
- When Frasier just told Rebecca that her parents got rid of her cat and she cries, then he says oh god what's next, santa. then woody says " what about santa?"

-When Woody wants to borrow sams car and he can't stop laughing
-When Henri and Sam had that phone number contest

OMG I LOVE all of those tooo!!!!!! I love squooshy!!! lol all of those!! and soooo much more!!

Oh I just remembered some more!

In "i'll gladly pay you tuesday" When sam freaks out over the cookies lol and starts bashing them

The one where rebecca goes on that show to complain about the electric razor and then when she finds out it was by robin's company starts mutilating herself to prove that it's a good razor

The "Groin Rap" lol

there are still a whole bunch missing

onefortheroad · 07-01-2003, 05:55 PM

-the scene in the big-kissoff where woody and sam accidently kiss and woody asks, 'how was i?'
- the scene where sam and diane are left piloting the plane
-when diane flips sam onto the pool table
-in Dinner at 8ish where diane and lilith lock themselves in the bedroom
- 'coach- 'it's viva la difference night, where the hell did the month go!?'
- when the guys are up on the plane trying to skydive
-when sam thinks he killed gary
- when coach and harry the hat trick the conman and the rest of the gang.
- fortune machine empty, order more today
- when norm asks drake if he can carry him accross the lawn
-when norm threatens to beat up john hill for insulting vera
-when norms crying in No help wanted

onefortheroad · 07-01-2003, 05:57 PM

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- When Frasier just told Rebecca that her parents got rid of her cat and she cries, then he says oh god what's next, santa. then woody says " what about santa?"

i love that one too

onefortheroad · 07-01-2003, 05:59 PM

-when woodys explains the quilt and he keeps saying "i almost died"
-in the pilot episode where diane says "he taking mime lessons"
- when sam proposes to diane for the 3rd time in the courtroom and she says "well, that wasnt very romantic"
-anything al says, like "SINATRA!"

DianeChambers87 · 07-01-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by onefortheroad
-when woodys explains the quilt and he keeps saying "i almost died"
-in the pilot episode where diane says "he taking mime lessons"
- when sam proposes to diane for the 3rd time in the courtroom and she says "well, that wasnt very romantic"
-anything al says, like "SINATRA!"

It's actually:
Sam proposes for the 4th time and Diane goes "That didn't sound very sincere" lol i love that moment!!

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Originally posted by onefortheroad
-the scene in the big-kissoff where woody and sam accidently kiss and woody asks, 'how was i?'
- the scene where sam and diane are left piloting the plane
-when diane flips sam onto the pool table
-in Dinner at 8ish where diane and lilith lock themselves in the bedroom
- 'coach- 'it's viva la difference night, where the hell did the month go!?'
- when the guys are up on the plane trying to skydive
-when sam thinks he killed gary
- when coach and harry the hat trick the conman and the rest of the gang.
- fortune machine empty, order more today
- when norm asks drake if he can carry him accross the lawn
-when norm threatens to beat up john hill for insulting vera
-when norms crying in No help wanted

lol i agree with all of those!! lol

and I also love how in the big kiss off Carla was in on the whole thing and she just kept chuckling to herself!

She did the same thing on "Diane's perfect Date".

Oh yea and also in the big kiss off, when woody goes to rehearse the "scene" and poor Sam starts laughing at him and carla Slams the tray next to him and he realizes what woody's doing. I love it when Carla goes "sometimes the little hamster falls asleep at the wheel"

onefortheroad · 07-01-2003, 06:19 PM

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and I also love how in the big kiss off Carla was in on the whole thing and she just kept chuckling to herself!

She did the same thing on "Diane's perfect Date".

Oh yea and also in the big kiss off, when woody goes to rehearse the "scene" and poor Sam starts laughing at him and carla Slams the tray next to him and he realizes what woody's doing. I love it when Carla goes "sometimes the little hamster falls asleep at the wheel"

i love those too

CarJackSnyder · 07-01-2003, 08:10 PM

-When Sam and Diane have the fight In showdown
-In powerplay when Diane tells Sam that she called the police
-When Sam comes back for the last time in the "Snow blow" (is that what it's called?) Anyways her face.
-The Albania Song
-Home on the Range (Woody and Sam)
-The Magnificent 7 theme in "Diane Chambers Day" not simply because the sing it. The way carla starts it out.
-But I'm Norm
-this quote Sam "what's Shaking Norm?" something like Norm "All 4 Chins and 3 Cheeks.
-In rebecca gaines Rebecca looses when she's trying to pour the wine evenly and she's drunk
-Days of wine and Neurosis when Cliff and Norm sing Lollipop.
-Everyone Imitates art, when Diane runs back into the room after yelling at Sam and kisses him because she realizes that he kept her love letters.
-In Sumner returns when Diane tells him that there is a "War and Peace" movie and he goes out to kill the barflies
-Fraiser's I am running with scissors
-Rebecca's "I am too stupid to live" after discovering that Robin was using her
-Sams "YOur right I admit it, I am not a sad guy, I'm a happy, horny guy."
couldn't have said it better maria!!!

DianeChambers87 · 07-01-2003, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by #1DianeChambersfan
couldn't have said it better maria!!!

CarJackSnyder · 07-02-2003, 03:53 PM

- whats up norm?? my nipples its freezing!!!
- Let me count the ways diane says no carla a cat is different and carla says yeah u can't flush a cat
- in showdown part 1 where sam says diane maybe u otta step in here and let me show u something i have mastered and diane says dont tell me u've finally mastered the stapler
- in dianes perfect date where diane starts saying u love me u love me and sam says no i don't no i don't

DianeChambers87 · 09-21-2003, 01:13 PM

bump

NORM · 09-21-2003, 02:12 PM

haha this was a great post. Just thought of one

Rebecca: Do your act.
Frasier: I dont have an act I'm a psychiatrist.

07-01-2003, 09:00 AM	#1
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	Funniest moments Ok the title is kind of self- explanatory, it's your favorite Cheers Moments and I know there are too many but think hard! (no particular order) -When Sam and Diane have the fight In showdown -In powerplay when Diane tells Sam that she called the police -When Sam comes back for the last time in the "Snow blow" (is that what it's called?) Anyways her face. -The Albania Song -Home on the Range (Woody and Sam) -The Magnificent 7 theme in "Diane Chambers Day" not simply because the sing it. The way carla starts it out. -But I'm Norm -this quote Sam "what's Shaking Norm?" something like Norm "All 4 Chins and 3 Cheeks. -In rebecca gaines Rebecca looses when she's trying to pour the wine evenly and she's drunk -Days of wine and Neurosis when Cliff and Norm sing Lollipop. -Everyone Imitates art, when Diane runs back into the room after yelling at Sam and kisses him because she realizes that he kept her love letters. -In Sumner returns when Diane tells him that there is a "War and Peace" movie and he goes out to kill the barflies -Fraiser's I am running with scissors -Rebecca's "I am too stupid to live" after discovering that Robin was using her -Sams "YOur right I admit it, I am not a sad guy, I'm a happy, horny guy." there is so much more...what can you guys come up with??
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07-01-2003, 03:15 PM	#3
NORM #1 Wendt Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 19, 2002 Location: Wherever my wheels are rolling. Posts: 1,607	Well off the top of my head. - When Frasier just told Rebecca that her parents got rid of her cat and she cries, then he says oh god what's next, santa. then woody says " what about santa?" -When Woody wants to borrow sams car and he can't stop laughing -When Henri and Sam had that phone number contest -When Nick claimed that the cake he had was for Loretta but he said "you know I'm a terrible speller", and she says "Oh yeah....wait.......that's really bad" -When Norm goes to meet that lady at the hotel about his taxes. She answers the door and says "When I say go you tear off my clothes, and you can't use your hands" - Same scene when Carla and Norm were trying to kiss. these are off the top of my head. Let's keep this goin!
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07-01-2003, 03:07 PM	#2
Skywalker Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2003 Posts: 14,204	Coach falling down the stairs in "Coach returns to action" Woody, dressed as Moses shouting you infidel to Sam in "Swear to God" Diane and Sam slapping each other and grabbing each others noses Food fight in "Thanksgiving orphans" Frasier squeezing Diane's shoulders in "One for the road" Sam going nuts in "Bad Neighbor Sam" Norm falling down just so he can sit on his stool again Carla beating the snot out of the guy who hates the Redsox in "The Tortelli Tort"

07-01-2003, 05:55 PM	#6
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	-the scene in the big-kissoff where woody and sam accidently kiss and woody asks, 'how was i?' - the scene where sam and diane are left piloting the plane -when diane flips sam onto the pool table -in Dinner at 8ish where diane and lilith lock themselves in the bedroom - 'coach- 'it's viva la difference night, where the hell did the month go!?' - when the guys are up on the plane trying to skydive -when sam thinks he killed gary - when coach and harry the hat trick the conman and the rest of the gang. - fortune machine empty, order more today - when norm asks drake if he can carry him accross the lawn -when norm threatens to beat up john hill for insulting vera -when norms crying in No help wanted

07-01-2003, 05:59 PM	#8
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	-when woodys explains the quilt and he keeps saying "i almost died" -in the pilot episode where diane says "he taking mime lessons" - when sam proposes to diane for the 3rd time in the courtroom and she says "well, that wasnt very romantic" -anything al says, like "SINATRA!"

07-01-2003, 08:10 PM	#11
CarJackSnyder Maura West & Michael Park<3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 05, 2003 Location: Milltown; Oakdale- where everybody knows your name. Posts: 6,971	-When Sam and Diane have the fight In showdown -In powerplay when Diane tells Sam that she called the police -When Sam comes back for the last time in the "Snow blow" (is that what it's called?) Anyways her face. -The Albania Song -Home on the Range (Woody and Sam) -The Magnificent 7 theme in "Diane Chambers Day" not simply because the sing it. The way carla starts it out. -But I'm Norm -this quote Sam "what's Shaking Norm?" something like Norm "All 4 Chins and 3 Cheeks. -In rebecca gaines Rebecca looses when she's trying to pour the wine evenly and she's drunk -Days of wine and Neurosis when Cliff and Norm sing Lollipop. -Everyone Imitates art, when Diane runs back into the room after yelling at Sam and kisses him because she realizes that he kept her love letters. -In Sumner returns when Diane tells him that there is a "War and Peace" movie and he goes out to kill the barflies -Fraiser's I am running with scissors -Rebecca's "I am too stupid to live" after discovering that Robin was using her -Sams "YOur right I admit it, I am not a sad guy, I'm a happy, horny guy." couldn't have said it better maria!!!

07-02-2003, 03:53 PM	#13
CarJackSnyder Maura West & Michael Park<3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 05, 2003 Location: Milltown; Oakdale- where everybody knows your name. Posts: 6,971	- whats up norm?? my nipples its freezing!!! - Let me count the ways diane says no carla a cat is different and carla says yeah u can't flush a cat - in showdown part 1 where sam says diane maybe u otta step in here and let me show u something i have mastered and diane says dont tell me u've finally mastered the stapler - in dianes perfect date where diane starts saying u love me u love me and sam says no i don't no i don't

09-21-2003, 01:13 PM	#14
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	bump

09-21-2003, 02:12 PM	#15
NORM #1 Wendt Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 19, 2002 Location: Wherever my wheels are rolling. Posts: 1,607	haha this was a great post. Just thought of one Rebecca: Do your act. Frasier: I dont have an act I'm a psychiatrist.