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Finale
How long was the original broadcasted series finale?
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Where Everybody Knows Your Name
KRAMER: Oh. So, did you make it through the night?
JERRY: Yes, I'm proud to say I did!
KRAMER: So, you're still master of your domain.
JERRY: Yes. Yes I am. Master of my domain. But I will tell you this: I am going over to (Gestures to the nudist) her apartment, and I'm tellin' her to put those shades down!
KRAMER: Woah, woah, woah. What-what did you just say?
JERRY: I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I' here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!
2 & one-half hours. Minus the commercials, opening & closing credits, that means it was acctually on for, probably about, 134 minutes. And now, whenever it's rerun it's on for, probably about 96 minutes, minus all the comerrcials & opening & closing credits!!
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."