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CoastGuard · 06-30-2003, 12:19 AM

Mr. Howell had a cell phone the entire time they were on the island,however he was so stingy he refused to use his minutes to call us for a rescue boat.

We would have been out there to pick them up within the hour!

USCG

JWood201 · 07-04-2003, 06:31 PM

I'm going to refrain from commenting on this. For many reasons. Okay, moving on ...

El_Presidente · 07-13-2003, 06:04 PM

No, in reality it was Mary Ann who had the dildo, while Ginger dooked Skipper.
Everyone knows the Professor was plowing Mrs Howell, and Mr Howell was happy with his teddy bear.
Giligan ws too innocent.

treky · 07-15-2003, 01:04 AM

there was a scene in an episode that was cut out where Mary Ann & Ginger asked: "So, who wants to go skinny-dipping with us?"

sinatrastar · 09-03-2003, 02:24 PM

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Mr. Television · 09-03-2003, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by sinatrastar
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06-30-2003, 12:19 AM	#1
CoastGuard Member First Time Poster Join Date: Jun 30, 2003 Posts: 1	Mr. Howell had a Cell Phone Mr. Howell had a cell phone the entire time they were on the island,however he was so stingy he refused to use his minutes to call us for a rescue boat. We would have been out there to pick them up within the hour! USCG

07-15-2003, 01:04 AM	#4
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	there was a scene in an episode that was cut out where Mary Ann & Ginger asked: "So, who wants to go skinny-dipping with us?"
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07-04-2003, 06:31 PM	#2
JWood201 TV Nerd Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Posts: 798	I'm going to refrain from commenting on this. For many reasons. Okay, moving on ...

07-13-2003, 06:04 PM	#3
El_Presidente Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: Capital Of The World (NYC) Posts: 57	No, in reality it was Mary Ann who had the dildo, while Ginger dooked Skipper. Everyone knows the Professor was plowing Mrs Howell, and Mr Howell was happy with his teddy bear. Giligan ws too innocent.

09-03-2003, 02:24 PM	#5
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	This is the best thread Ive seen in a while!