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M82A1 · 06-24-2003, 08:31 PM

****-****ety- ****-****-****!

Hollow · 07-04-2003, 07:09 PM

dude theres so many that make me laugh my ass off.

South Park has reached epic proportions. [coughs twice and sniffs] The entire town has been quarantined by the federal government, nobody allowed in our out, which means, nobody can come to our aid. [sniffs twice] It appears this town, and this reporter, are done for. Coming up next, choosing the right hair conditioner. What you don't know about hair care products could be costing you a bundle.

I'm on TV! I'm on TV!

Truck driver: *singing* ...going places that I've never been
Seeing things that I may never see a- (deer jumps in the way) JESUS CHRIST! *swerves to avoid the deer and goes over a cliff and dies*

In other news, the FBI has finally caught the child molester known as Mr. Slippyfist. This sick child molester was found with disturbing graphic photos of young boys naked, which we will show you now. Here's one...here's another...and another...

[South Park Church. A service is on, and organ music plays]
Cartman: (walks in) CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
Congregants: WOOHOO! (they head out the door)

Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat ass that when you walk down the street people go "God damn it, that's a big fat ass!"
Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling.
Townsman: God damn, that's a big fat ass!

thats all i can think of

Hollow · 07-06-2003, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by M82A1
****-****ety- ****-****-****!

HAHAHA that quote is in the commercial for the movie... they beep out every "****" its funny

M82A1 · 07-15-2003, 10:46 AM

Another good one:

(Cartman is talking about mooning the teacher)
Butters: "And when we moon her, we can stick our wiener between our legs and give her a nice little fruit basket!"
Cartman: "Goddammit Butters!"

M82A1 · 07-20-2003, 01:37 PM

I was thinking about putting this one in my siggy, but I can't remember the names of the people who said it:

Our war support songs will be a thousand times better!

Oh, you think so? Bring the Shizzle!

We'll Trizzle the Shizzle all over the Hizzle!

Yeah? See you saturday McKizzer Shanazzerilla Shazz Beyaznatch Ghazziza!

ladybug724 · 07-22-2003, 01:57 AM

I like the episode where they want Butters to get on the Maury show so that they can get prizes. So they glue fake testicles to his chin and put him on the show about like deformities. But then Cartman goes on the "my out of control teen" show and dresses up like a girl and he comes out in this skirt and like tube top and goes, "yeah whatever whatever it's my hot body i'll do what i want, i'll do what i want" and he gets in this fight with this other girl to see who has done the worst things and Cartman goes"yeah I killed a prostitute and buried her body'' or something like that!

TheBentWookiee · 11-19-2003, 08:43 PM

It's my body, I can do what I want!

EricIdlefan · 11-20-2003, 04:38 PM

I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!! - Cartman

Kyle's Mom is a BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh My God!! They killed Kenny!! - Stan!!
You bastards!! - Kyle

Brian · 11-22-2003, 02:37 AM

"Stan's dog is a homo! Stan's dog is a homo!" - Cartman

That's one of the few episodes I've seen. I need to watch this show I think I'm missing one hell of a gem.

M82A1 · 11-22-2003, 09:55 AM

You can bet in the next couple of episodes they will have this whole micheal jackson scandal in there somewhere. They can make a new episode in a matter of days.

M82A1 · 11-22-2003, 10:01 AM

Crab people, Crab people, looks like crab, talks like pople, Crab people, Crab people.

yankeedog79 · 12-26-2003, 05:09 PM

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!"

Jack Russel 720 · 05-15-2004, 04:49 PM

Kyle: You fat ****er!

Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

yankeedog79 · 05-15-2004, 05:11 PM

"Follow your dreams! You can reach your goal! I'm living proof! Beefcake! BEEFCAKE! "

Chain Gang Member · 05-19-2004, 04:40 PM

Cartman:Kyle,get the sand out of your vagina

06-24-2003, 08:31 PM	#1
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07-22-2003, 01:57 AM	#6
ladybug724 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 14, 2003 Location: watching The Breakfast Club over and over again trying to memorize it!!!! Posts: 67	I like the episode where they want Butters to get on the Maury show so that they can get prizes. So they glue fake testicles to his chin and put him on the show about like deformities. But then Cartman goes on the "my out of control teen" show and dresses up like a girl and he comes out in this skirt and like tube top and goes, "yeah whatever whatever it's my hot body i'll do what i want, i'll do what i want" and he gets in this fight with this other girl to see who has done the worst things and Cartman goes"yeah I killed a prostitute and buried her body'' or something like that!
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11-19-2003, 08:43 PM	#7
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11-20-2003, 04:38 PM	#8
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12-26-2003, 05:09 PM	#12
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07-04-2003, 07:09 PM	#2
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	dude theres so many that make me laugh my ass off. South Park has reached epic proportions. [coughs twice and sniffs] The entire town has been quarantined by the federal government, nobody allowed in our out, which means, nobody can come to our aid. [sniffs twice] It appears this town, and this reporter, are done for. Coming up next, choosing the right hair conditioner. What you don't know about hair care products could be costing you a bundle. I'm on TV! I'm on TV! Truck driver: singing ...going places that I've never been Seeing things that I may never see a- (deer jumps in the way) JESUS CHRIST! swerves to avoid the deer and goes over a cliff and dies In other news, the FBI has finally caught the child molester known as Mr. Slippyfist. This sick child molester was found with disturbing graphic photos of young boys naked, which we will show you now. Here's one...here's another...and another... [South Park Church. A service is on, and organ music plays] Cartman: (walks in) CRIPPLE FIGHT!!! Congregants: WOOHOO! (they head out the door) Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat ass that when you walk down the street people go "God damn it, that's a big fat ass!" Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling. Townsman: God damn, that's a big fat ass! thats all i can think of

07-15-2003, 10:46 AM	#4
M82A1 S.e.l.f B.a.n.n.e.d Senior Member Join Date: May 18, 2003 Posts: 2,581	Another good one: (Cartman is talking about mooning the teacher) Butters: "And when we moon her, we can stick our wiener between our legs and give her a nice little fruit basket!" Cartman: "Goddammit Butters!"

07-20-2003, 01:37 PM	#5
M82A1 S.e.l.f B.a.n.n.e.d Senior Member Join Date: May 18, 2003 Posts: 2,581	I was thinking about putting this one in my siggy, but I can't remember the names of the people who said it: Our war support songs will be a thousand times better! Oh, you think so? Bring the Shizzle! We'll Trizzle the Shizzle all over the Hizzle! Yeah? See you saturday McKizzer Shanazzerilla Shazz Beyaznatch Ghazziza!

11-22-2003, 02:37 AM	#9
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	"Stan's dog is a homo! Stan's dog is a homo!" - Cartman That's one of the few episodes I've seen. I need to watch this show I think I'm missing one hell of a gem.

11-22-2003, 09:55 AM	#10
M82A1 S.e.l.f B.a.n.n.e.d Senior Member Join Date: May 18, 2003 Posts: 2,581	You can bet in the next couple of episodes they will have this whole micheal jackson scandal in there somewhere. They can make a new episode in a matter of days.

11-22-2003, 10:01 AM	#11
M82A1 S.e.l.f B.a.n.n.e.d Senior Member Join Date: May 18, 2003 Posts: 2,581	Crab people, Crab people, looks like crab, talks like pople, Crab people, Crab people.

05-15-2004, 04:49 PM	#13
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05-15-2004, 05:11 PM	#14
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05-19-2004, 04:40 PM	#15
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