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PZelda · 06-23-2003, 10:21 PM

OMG... I have sooooo many stories about some of the really dumb teachers I had while I was in school!

It is going to take a while to type them up, so start posting while I get mine typed up.

OLdsk00L87 · 06-23-2003, 10:35 PM

lol...

my teacher in 6th grade was SOOOO sensitive! omg we had no respect for her because she would cry right in the middle of a lesson! we would always make fun of her and this was our classic joke:

Kid: Mrs. ____, could i use the stapler?
Mrs. D: *crying*
Kid: what's wrong?
Mrs. D: you didn't say please!!!

LOL!

we were mean!
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and another teacher from i think my 10th grade year who's name was mrs. ____ never taught us anything and always decided to talk about sex instead...
like we would get out our homework and she would be like"we'll get to your homework in a minute...i just wanna let you know that all of you girls walk around with your C-cup sized boobs hanging out and then you say you are virgins..." she looks at me who happens to just be wearing a tank top that day, (not even low-cut!) all the guys are turning red and laughing at this point...and this happened every day!

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 06-23-2003, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by OLdsk00L87
lol...

my teacher in 6th grade was SOOOO sensitive! omg we had no respect for her because she would cry right in the middle of a lesson! we would always make fun of her and this was our classic joke:

Kid: Mrs. Darris, could i use the stapler?
Mrs. D: *crying*
Kid: what's wrong?
Mrs. D: you didn't say please!!!

LOL! we were mean!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

and another teacher from i think my 10th grade year who's name was mrs. gardener never taught us anything and always decided to talk about sex instead...
like we would get out our homework and she would be like"we'll get to your homework in a minute...i just wanna let you know that all of you girls walk around with your C-cup sized boobs hanging out and then you say you are virgins..." she looks at me who happens to just be wearing a tank top that day, (not even low-cut!) all the guys are turning red and laughing at this point...and this happened every day!

I have a teacher that is kinda like those two you mentioned, rolled into one.....

OLdsk00L87 · 06-23-2003, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
I have a teacher that is kinda like those two you mentioned, rolled into one.....

whoa...i'm really sorry for you! lol

Hollow · 06-23-2003, 10:42 PM

my 7th grade teacher was the biggest bitch i ever met but i aint gonna get into it too much. i remember she tried to physically force me on the cheerleading team one time. if she did that to me recently i would punch her in the nose.

Hollow · 06-23-2003, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by OLdsk00L87
lol...

my teacher in 6th grade was SOOOO sensitive! omg we had no respect for her because she would cry right in the middle of a lesson! we would always make fun of her and this was our classic joke:

Kid: Mrs. Darris, could i use the stapler?
Mrs. D: *crying*
Kid: what's wrong?
Mrs. D: you didn't say please!!!

LOL! we were mean!

my 3rd grade teacher put her head on her desk and cried when we wouldnt be quiet

Kay Scarpetta · 06-23-2003, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by OLdsk00L87
and another teacher from i think my 10th grade year who's name was mrs. gardener never taught us anything and always decided to talk about sex instead...

I had a teacher like that. One day she decided to... enlighten us. It was 5th grade, and all the girls were piled into a classroom one day and given a lecture on sex. One girl asked exactly what "it" was and the teacher, whose name won't be mentioned, says the following (I'm blanking out things): "Well sex is actually when the ___ goes into the ___" which no one had a problem with, because sex is obviously a natural thing; but of course, someone yells "Doesn't it hurt?!" and she responds with "No, it feels kind of good, actually!" The whole class gazed at her in utter horror. That... wasn't the response we wanted to hear!

Kay Scarpetta · 06-23-2003, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
my 3rd grade teacher put her head on her desk and cried when we wouldnt be quiet

One of my math teachers chucked chalk at us when we wouldn't be quiet.. lol

OLdsk00L87 · 06-23-2003, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Karly
I had a teacher like that. One day she decided to... enlighten us. It was 5th grade, and all the girls were piled into a classroom one day and given a lecture on sex. One girl asked exactly what "it" was and the teacher, whose name won't be mentioned, says the following (I'm blanking out things): "Well sex is actually when the ___ goes into the ___" which no one had a problem with, because sex is obviously a natural thing; but of course, someone yells "Doesn't it hurt?!" and she responds with "No, it feels kind of good, actually!" The whole class gazed at her in utter horror. That... wasn't the response we wanted to hear!

LOL! mrs. ___ always pulled aside the snobby rich pretty girls and asked if they were virgins...i'm not popular, or rich but i am kinda pretty so they say

and she basically calls me a WHORE!!!she's all like: "with that sandy blonde hair, nice body and long legs you have, i'm sure you cant keep it to yourself!" i was stunned. i hadn't even gone further than a peck on the lips when i was 15!

Swimfan85 · 06-23-2003, 10:59 PM

all my middle school teachers hated us...they would lecture us and be like "you dont know how easy you have it, with your cell phones..."

also my 6th grade spanish teacher always cried, she was once teaching us french...

OLdsk00L87 · 06-23-2003, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Swimfan85

she was once teaching us french...

Hollow · 06-23-2003, 11:05 PM

my 3rd grade teacher always made one of the students come up and massage her and she would stop teaching to say "wait a lil lower...ok harder...yeah like that" which sounded kind of gross

Polniaczek033 · 06-23-2003, 11:09 PM

omg, i will tomorrow, g*nite ppl!

PZelda · 06-23-2003, 11:57 PM

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*PinkLady* · 06-23-2003, 11:59 PM

My ninth-grade English teacher is one of those former-sexual-harasser-turned-devout-Christian people (he used to make girls sit on his lap or something - ick!). We were doing this pointless activity in class when one girl told him she wasn't feeling well. He put his hands on her shoulders and started kissing her forehead and murmuring stuff like "There, there." It was quite disgusting. I hear now that he was flirting with last year's freshman girls and giving the pretty ones higher grades than they deserve. He's just a gross little man.

06-23-2003, 10:21 PM	#1
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06-23-2003, 10:35 PM	#2
OLdsk00L87 doot doot doot Senior Member Join Date: Jun 16, 2003 Location: on SOL, duh Posts: 1,594	lol... my teacher in 6th grade was SOOOO sensitive! omg we had no respect for her because she would cry right in the middle of a lesson! we would always make fun of her and this was our classic joke: Kid: Mrs. ____, could i use the stapler? Mrs. D: crying Kid: what's wrong? Mrs. D: you didn't say please!!! LOL! we were mean! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ and another teacher from i think my 10th grade year who's name was mrs. ____ never taught us anything and always decided to talk about sex instead... like we would get out our homework and she would be like"we'll get to your homework in a minute...i just wanna let you know that all of you girls walk around with your C-cup sized boobs hanging out and then you say you are virgins..." she looks at me who happens to just be wearing a tank top that day, (not even low-cut!) all the guys are turning red and laughing at this point...and this happened every day!
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06-23-2003, 10:42 PM	#5
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	my 7th grade teacher was the biggest bitch i ever met but i aint gonna get into it too much. i remember she tried to physically force me on the cheerleading team one time. if she did that to me recently i would punch her in the nose.

06-23-2003, 10:59 PM	#10
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	all my middle school teachers hated us...they would lecture us and be like "you dont know how easy you have it, with your cell phones..." also my 6th grade spanish teacher always cried, she was once teaching us french...

06-23-2003, 11:05 PM	#12
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	my 3rd grade teacher always made one of the students come up and massage her and she would stop teaching to say "wait a lil lower...ok harder...yeah like that" which sounded kind of gross

06-23-2003, 11:59 PM	#15
PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	My ninth-grade English teacher is one of those former-sexual-harasser-turned-devout-Christian people (he used to make girls sit on his lap or something - ick!). We were doing this pointless activity in class when one girl told him she wasn't feeling well. He put his hands on her shoulders and started kissing her forehead and murmuring stuff like "There, there." It was quite disgusting. I hear now that he was flirting with last year's freshman girls and giving the pretty ones higher grades than they deserve. He's just a gross little man.