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Old 12-27-2000, 02:41 PM   #1
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Post Roleplaying

Me and Iluvfacts14 were roleplaying and this is what we came up with.
Jo_Polniaczek-Cheesecutter
Iluvfacts14_Kimmie

<Kimmie> Oh Jo, I just had another one of my brillant ideas....
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Oh God
<Kimmie> no, its not about him its about....
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Who!
<cheese_cutter> Man, I'm turnin into Tootie
<Kimmie> whatever do you mean?
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> I'm intresed in your conversation
Kimmie Sighs, and twirls hair
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> someone kick me
<Kimmie> (keeps on, ignoring her)
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> I want you to be my campaign manager
cheese_cutter Snorts
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> wat for
cheese_cutter laughs hysterically, pounding fists and feet on the ground
<Kimmie> for winter quen, of course, oh wait, you dont know what royalty is
<Kimmie>
Kimmie Looks
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Blair, Go shove your head up your hair dryer
<Kimmie> Oh JO, you know you want to
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> BLAIR!
<Kimmie> Go, go, go ride a pig
<Kimmie>
Kimmie sighs
<cheese_cutter> Blair u know i hate it when u do that
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> Do what?
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Sigh
<Kimmie> i do not sigh
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> U do too
Kimmie sigh
<cheese_cutter> What do u call
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> that
<Kimmie> breithing
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> *breathing
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> then stop it
<Kimmie> i cant, id die
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Now theres an idea!
Kimmie looks at jo
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Oh FIne!
<Kimmie> I was trying to be NICE to you by letting you be my campaign manager
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> you'll do it?
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> FINE!
<Kimmie> Great
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> you start now
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> What do I have to do?
Kimmie hands jo a huge stack of papers
<cheese_cutter> whats this for?
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> thats the application
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Why can't u fill it out?
<Kimmie> your the manager remember?
<Kimmie>
cheese_cutter : Excuse me while I go BARF!!
<Kimmie> (whines) jooooooo
<cheese_cutter> GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK!!
<Kimmie> but you are dirty
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> your light and empty
<Kimmie> i may be light, but im not empty
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> yes u are
cheese_cutter :Blair your so stupid you can't spell IQ!
<Kimmie> yes I can! I-Q
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Oh, Go Blow IT!
<Kimmie> TURN BLUE!
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> I dont need you, i can find another campaign manager.......
<Kimmie>
Kimmie stomps off
<cheese_cutter> Just Go and Try!
<cheese_cutter> *About One Hour Later*
<Kimmie>
Kimmie walks in bedroom
Kimmie wars fur coat
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> Ho do I look
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Like a Giant Fur Ball!
<Kimmie> that can be expected from you, jo
<cheese_cutter> What else is New?
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> tootie: well i think its fab!
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> thank you tootie, at least someone has fashion taste
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Nat: Blair Where did u get that coat?
<Kimmie> from daddy
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Nat:Woa
<Kimmie> why did he send it?
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> becuase he loves me
<Kimmie>
cheese_cutter laughs hysterically, pounding fists and feet on the ground
<Kimmie> and becaus ehes in japan i cant see him until summer
Kimmie glares at jo
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> i should be laughing at you
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Blair Your so spoiled if u were milk, the date on the carton would be BC
<Kimmie> tootie
<cheese_cutter> Nat: Hohoho
<Kimmie> : that wasnt very nice, jo
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> it's true
<Kimmie> (whipsers) you didnt have to remind her
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> hehehe
cheese_cutter grins mischievously
<cheese_cutter> Blair you've got more bull then Merril Lynch
<Kimmie> Blair: i cant stand you
<Kimmie>
cheese_cutter gives you complete attention
<cheese_cutter> Duh Blair, NObody can stand u
<Kimmie> your so pigheaded
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Quit talkin about your self
<Kimmie> you wont do anything for anybody
<cheese_cutter> What do you call workin at the shelter!
<Kimmie> you wont do anything for anybody
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Blair I don't see you doin anything
cheese_cutter :Looks around
<Kimmie> im talking to mrs smart mouth
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> y did you have to come here and ruin what i had
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> then, i tried to be nice to you by letting you work on my campaign
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> I'm talkin to miss money mouth
<Kimmie> why jo? why?
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> just go back to the bronx, you dont belong here!
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Then what am i doin here
<Kimmie> i dunno, just go away!
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> U go to don't belong here u belong at bloomingdales
<Kimmie> your not woth talking to, just go join your young pueblos
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> U go take a bath in your money!
<Kimmie> at least i have some!!!
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> and it the young diablos
<cheese_cutter> at least i'm not miss prissy
<Kimmie> jo
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> WHAT??
<Kimmie> runj
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> runj??
Kimmie runs after jo
cheese_cutter Walks away
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Blair: U wanna know where u can shove your money?
<Kimmie> let me guess up my hair dryer
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> NO!
<Kimmie> where?
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Up yours!
<Kimmie> go ride that hellbike of yours
<Kimmie>
cheese_cutter Faints
<Kimmie> jo? jo? jo!
<Kimmie>
Kimmie runs for help
<cheese_cutter> Nat: Call 911
<cheese_cutter> Tootie: I'll call
<cheese_cutter> Tootie:W hats the number??'
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Nat: 9-1-1 u dope
Kimmie returns w/ mrs g
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> MRS. G: JO! wake up! why did she faint?
<Kimmie>
Kimmie blair stands quietly
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> MRS G: Natalie? tootie?
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Tootie:I dunno
<cheese_cutter> Blair?
<Kimmie> *in hosptal*
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> *3 girls are in wating room*
<cheese_cutter> Nat: I sure hope she's ok
<Kimmie> *mrs g walks in*
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> MRS. G.: no new yet
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> No news is good news
<Kimmie> blair: its all my fault
<cheese_cutter> Nat: Why Blair? What happened?
<Kimmie> we got in a fight
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> tootie: no big deal, you always get into fights
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Mrs. G. It's not your fault
<Kimmie> but i told her she didnt belong here
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Mrs. G.: I'm sure she didn't take it personally
<Kimmie> tottie: knowing jo, she didnt
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> blair: but still
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Nat: Yeah, You always tell her that
<cheese_cutter> Nat: Mrs. G, Go see if there is any news
<Kimmie> *blair sits silently*
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Tootie: Blair what's wrong?
<Kimmie> bliar: she didnt do anything wring, and i got on her for it
<cheese_cutter> Nat: She'll be Ok, Knowing Jo she'll pull through
<Kimmie> i sure hope so
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> wheres mrs. g?
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Tootie: I dunno
<cheese_cutter> Nat: She was here a minute ago
<Kimmie> maybe she went to check on jo
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> poor jo
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> *keeps saying poor jo*
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Tootie: Blair she'll be ok
<Kimmie> DONT YUO SEE NAT, I KILLE D JO!
<cheese_cutter> Nat: Blair, Jo isn't dead!
<Kimmie> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> Tootie: her dad's a doctor
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Nat: If her heart is working she's not dead!
<Kimmie> blair: SO!?!?!?!?!?!!?
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> O
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> TOOTIE: EVEN I KNEW THAT!
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Blair: Maybe the doctor should check u out
<cheese_cutter> Nat:Blair, Maybe the doctor should check u out
<Kimmie> blair: me?? im in top physical shaoe
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> *shape
<Kimmie> tootie: she was just suggesting.......
<Kimmie>
cheese_cutter Mrs G: Walks In
<Kimmie> Blair: MRS G!!!
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Mrs. G.: Jo's gonna be Ok!
<Kimmie> thank god!! what happened
<Kimmie> ?
<cheese_cutter> Mrs. g.: She's got a bad case of Pnemonia
<cheese_cutter> Tootie: Can we see her?
<Kimmie> how?!?!? how did she get that? riding around o the demon bike of hers?
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> yeah, can we see her?
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> natL can we?
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Mrs. G: Yes u can see her and Blair she got It when you had the flu
<Kimmie> me? that was weeks ago
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> and she stayed away from me, except when she brought me soup
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> I turned into somthing worse cause she didn't see the doctor
<cheese_cutter> *In Jo's Room*
<Kimmie> Jo? Are, are you ok?
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Jo: Yeah, I think I'm fine but I keep hearing an annoing voice
<cheese_cutter> Nat: Ignore Blair
<Kimmie> NATALIE!
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Nat: What
<Kimmie> *gives nat "the look"
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> *
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Jo: I was talking about you Blair
<Kimmie> fine, ill leave..........*turns to go*
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Jo: Blair Don't leave
<Kimmie> why should I stay?
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Jo: Oh god, who just said that
<cheese_cutter> Jo: C'mon Blair addmit it you were worried about me
<Kimmie> no
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> tootie: blair
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> blair: ok, maybe i was just a teensy bit worried
<Kimmie>
<cheese_cutter> Nat: Blair
<Kimmie> ok, i was very worried, im glad your ok
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> *hug*
<Kimmie>
<Kimmie> THE END!
<Kimmie>
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