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Old 12-26-2000, 04:31 AM   #1
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Talking quotes to which episodes?

OK i know this is a big favor to ask of all of yall, but in case yall know ANY of the episodes these quotes come from, could you pleas tell me?............ ( oh and if NE of them are messed up tell me that too)

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Hopper: You know I am really a shy kind of guy,but I have been watching you from across the cabin,and I said to myself,"Hopper don't let this one slip away!"

Jo: You know I have been watching you too.You have a lot to be shy about!
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Beverly Ann: Let's see. It's tomorrow in Africa so if I want to talk to Edna today then I should have called her yesterday...
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Natalie: It's a busy day for me. I have to go down to the newspaper office, get a lung transplant...
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Blair: But if I'm not perfect... and that's a *BIG* if, then it wasn't his place to say so.

Jo: You're right. It's my place to say so.
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BLAIR: Take them off JO!! I dont want to fail!
Jo: will you read my editorial?
Blair: YES!
Jo: You PROMISE?
Blair: YES!!
Jo: You SWEAR??
Blair: YESS!!!
Jo: i dont believe you (Ducks back under desk with a grin)

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Jo: Hankey meet Pankey
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Mrs G: no, but i have an idea, you girls got any ideas?
Nat:Nope, not me!
Blair: Not Moi! Jo?
Jo:Me? uh... no, i havent had an idea since '79!
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Jo:i dont wanna stand here and play guessing games, who is it?
Pippa h, it's only Frannie!
Jo: see, it's only Frannie! who the hell is Frannie?
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Jo: Blair had to go out, so now I am hosting Mr. Jo's Neighborhood!
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Pippa: Won't you tell me now?
Blair: Tomorrow.
Jo: Rick...
Pippa: Rick?
Jo/Nat/Blair: Tomorrow, Pippa!
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Natalie: A flashback within a flashback... I'm so brilliant it scares me!
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Jo: you're born, you grow, you die, hey that's life.
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Tootie: I've got it, I'VE GOT IT!
Jo: Well what, are you waiting for a drum roll or something?
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Pippa: I used her name to prevent any kufufal.
Jo: Yeah well your in plenty of....kufufal now.
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Blair: Sure, pretty soon we all will be getting married and moving out, then Pippa and Jo can have it all to themselves.
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Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer.
Tootie: Well, its not me.
Jo: Or me.
Beverly Ann: Or me. I guess we will have to wait for one of us to kill one of us to find out which one of us it is.
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Beverly Ann: I'll call the police.....thats funny theres no dial tone.
Jo: The storm must have brought the line down.
Natalie: Or maybe somebody cut it!
Tootie: Cut it?
Beverly Ann: Cut it?
Jo: Cut it out!
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Blair: You wear it around your head?
Jo: Yeah, give us a break and wrap it around your face.
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Blair's B-Day Poem:
"If you hit a dead end
Then look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."
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Jo: mrs. g, go on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
Mrs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!
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(Blair, Tootie and Jo laughing at Natalie)
Natalie: What?
(Continue to laugh)
Natalie: What?!
(Takes off her hat and looks at it)
Natalie: Oh good! Good!! I’m loosin’ a bolt! I’m working half wattage here!!
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Jo: Woah Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice girls don't throw trees!!!
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Nat: Titilating and Delectable Cookies...
Jo: I knew i should have never asked for help i got mangled mobiles and x-rated cookies!!!
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Blair: Now Jo, I know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzzy thing for your mother to do!
Tootie: What’s so scuzzy about it?! Don’t you read the national enquirer, some of the best peopel are shacking up!!
Mrs. G: TOOTIE!!! I’m surrounded by x-rated kids!!!
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Jo: I didnt know all you had to do to get your way around here was throw a tantrum
Nat: yea! I've got to work on my kicking and screaming!!
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Jo: Look I said I was wrong what do you want me to do, tatoo it on
my face!?
Blair: I'm for anything that will cover it up.
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Jo: Now, Natalie, when you hear these voices, are they friendly?
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Jo: One minute you are happy and healthy, the next minute youre a pamento loaf on a gurny!
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Jo:Blair, do you know what this means?! I don't have to hear you breathe again!
Blair:And I dont have to look at your ugly face again! Yay!
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Jo:Hey, where is everybody goin'? They better not be goin to eat my chocolate mousse. I had dibs on that for breakfast.
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Mrs. G: "Now let's all go downstairs and have some ice cream."
Jo: "Yeah, we don't care what flavor...chocolate or vanilla."
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Jo: "I hate teaching people how to drive...they're nervous, they make mistakes, and then they cry when you slap them."
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Blair: "I know a secret Jo's been hiding from us..."
Mrs. G: "Blair...why don't you just keep it a secret?"
Blair: "But it's just too delicious! Jo...is really...Joanna Marie. Ha!"
Jo: "Yeah, that's what my dad calls me sometimes. But nobody else!"
Blair: "I prefer Jo myself."
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Tootie: "...if you're referring to my singing it helps me concentrate. [singing] Celebrate good times come on!"
Natalie: "If you don't put that thing away I'm gonna sit on your neck!"
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Sue Ann: yeah sometimes I just look on the mirror and start to cry
Blair: I know how you feel when I look at you I start to cry too.
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All: Oh no! CRAPS!
Tootie: Natalie! my best friend natalie!
Jo: Strangled by a pair of fuzzy dice.
Blair: What a whimsical way to die.
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Nat: Look Jo if you don't get this scholarship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos!
Jo: Young Diablos!
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Old 12-26-2000, 05:03 AM   #2
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Jo: mrs. g, go on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
Mrs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!
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(Blair, Tootie and Jo laughing at Natalie)
Natalie: What?
(Continue to laugh)
Natalie: What?!
(Takes off her hat and looks at it)
Natalie: Oh good! Good!! I’m loosin’ a bolt! I’m working half wattage here!!
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Jo: Woah Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice girls don't throw trees!!!
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Nat: Titilating and Delectable Cookies...
Jo: I knew i should have never asked for help i got mangled mobiles and x-rated cookies!!!
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Blair: Now Jo, I know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzzy thing for your mother to do!
Tootie: What’s so scuzzy about it?! Don’t you read the national enquirer, some of the best peopel are shacking up!!
Mrs. G: TOOTIE!!! I’m surrounded by x-rated kids!!!
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Jo: I didnt know all you had to do to get your way around here was throw a tantrum
Nat: yea! I've got to work on my kicking and screaming!!

These ones WERE in my signature only half of them are in my signature now... but I'll go in order from the top to the bottom from what ep its from...

Next Door
Take My Finals, Please
The Green Eyes Monster
Starstruck
Teenage Marriage Part 1
Starstruck

There ya go for My quotes... i know some of the others but it's hard to have them cuz there are SOOO many!! Hope i helped with my half!



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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!
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Old 12-26-2000, 05:18 AM   #3
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thank ya greatly, comon others, i stole all these quotes from the people on the board it shouldnt be too hard now!
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Old 12-26-2000, 11:43 AM   #4
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Here's the answers to yours and some others:
*sorry, but i don't know the titles, i know the plot to most of them...*

Hopper... when the girls and beverly ann are stranded in a cabin in the snow and they all meet different guys...
calling mrs. g... i THINK this is when jo's dad doesnt like rick..
blair reading jo's editorial... when jo and blair are arguing over what to read for langley news (my fave ep!)
oh, mine...
pippa wanting to know about rick... i think this is from jo's dad and rick...
you're born, you grow... hmm, i don't remember, i just remember hearing that line when fol was on usa and it stuck w/ me, hehe...
brilliant idea... mrs. g leaves peeskill,
young diablos... when jo won't accept the warner fund to stay at school..
tootie celebrating... take my finals, please... i only know the title..

*did that help? hope it did! *




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Pippa: Won't you tell me now?
Blair: Tomorrow.
Jo: Rick...
Pippa: Rick?
Jo/Nat/Blair: Tomorrow, Pippa!

Natalie: A flashback within a flashback... I'm so brilliant it scares me!
Natalie: You thought she was the delivery boy? I was gonna ask her to the fall dance before I knew! [from my favorite ep, New girl part 1]
Jo: you're born, you grow, you die, hey that's life.
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JO: You're born, you move on, your die, that's life.

That's from Four Muskateers
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Old 12-27-2000, 12:34 AM   #6
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On the quote about who the hell is Franny. It goes like this:

Jo: Well, I am not going to stand here and play stupid guessing games. Who is it!?
Pippa: Franny.
Jo: See its just Franny. Who the hell is Franny!?

There ya go.

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Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one?
Bailey: One.
Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two?
Bailey: Two.
Blair: And this is a....oh no.
Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go.

Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer.
Tootie: Well its not me.
Jo: Or me.
Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.
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I'm extrememly bored so I'll tell ya all the ones I know, even if they were previously answered...

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Beverly Ann: Let's see. It's tomorrow in Africa so if I want to talk to Edna today then I should have called her yesterday...

I know that one's from the one where Jo's dad hated Rick, but I don't know the title...

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BLAIR: Take them off JO!! I dont want to fail!
Jo: will you read my editorial?
Blair: YES!
Jo: You PROMISE?
Blair: YES!!
Jo: You SWEAR??
Blair: YESS!!!
Jo: i dont believe you (Ducks back under desk with a grin)

They're on Langley news (I BELIEVE it's called "321", but I'm not positive)

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Mrs G: no, but i have an idea, you girls got any ideas?
Nat:Nope, not me!
Blair: Not Moi! Jo?
Jo:Me? uh... no, i havent had an idea since '79!

Growing Pains

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Jo:i dont wanna stand here and play guessing games, who is it?
Pippa: Oh, it's only Frannie!
Jo: see, it's only Frannie! who the hell is Frannie?

Up From Down Under

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Jo: Blair had to go out, so now I am hosting Mr. Jo's Neighborhood!

Adventures in Baileysitting

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Pippa: I used her name to prevent any kufufal.
Jo: Yeah well your in plenty of....kufufal now.

Up From Down Under

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Blair: Sure, pretty soon we all will be getting married and moving out, then Pippa and Jo can have it all to themselves.

Up From Down Under

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Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer.
Tootie: Well, its not me.
Jo: Or me.
Beverly Ann: Or me. I guess we will have to wait for one of us to kill one of us to find out which one of us it is.

Seven Little Indians

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Beverly Ann: I'll call the police.....thats funny theres no dial tone.
Jo: The storm must have brought the line down.
Natalie: Or maybe somebody cut it!
Tootie: Cut it?
Beverly Ann: Cut it?
Jo: Cut it out!

Seven Little Indians

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Blair: You wear it around your head?
Jo: Yeah, give us a break and wrap it around your face.

Not sure, I think "Who Am I?"

**
(Blair, Tootie and Jo laughing at Natalie)
Natalie: What?
(Continue to laugh)
Natalie: What?!
(Takes off her hat and looks at it)
Natalie: Oh good! Good!! I’m loosin’ a bolt! I’m working half wattage here!!

Take My Finals, Please

**
Jo: I didnt know all you had to do to get your way around here was throw a tantrum
Nat: yea! I've got to work on my kicking and screaming!!

Don't know the title, but the one where Tootie is obsessed with Jermaine Jackson

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Jo: Look I said I was wrong what do you want me to do, tatoo it on
my face!?
Blair: I'm for anything that will cover it up.

Up From Down Under

**
Mrs. G: "Now let's all go downstairs and have some ice cream."
Jo: "Yeah, we don't care what flavor...chocolate or vanilla."

Who Am I

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Tootie: "...if you're referring to my singing it helps me concentrate. [singing] Celebrate good times come on!"
Natalie: "If you don't put that thing away I'm gonna sit on your neck!"

Take My Finals, Please

**
All: Oh no! CRAPS!
Tootie: Natalie! my best friend natalie!
Jo: Strangled by a pair of fuzzy dice.
Blair: What a whimsical way to die.

Seven Little Indians

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Nat: Look Jo if you don't get this scholarship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos!
Jo: Young Diablos!

Ain't Miss Beholden, I believe.

Hope I helped!

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"Childish? Childish? Coming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!" -Laverne

"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!" -Shirley

"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!" -Laverne
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