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Penny Lane · 06-20-2003, 09:54 AM

Quote Of The Day;

You know that the world is crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing America of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war,
And the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush","Dick", and "Colon".
Need I say more?

automatic princess · 06-20-2003, 09:56 AM

Small Wonderian · 06-20-2003, 09:56 AM

That's cracks me up!!!

OLdsk00L87 · 06-20-2003, 10:33 AM

Janice · 06-20-2003, 12:38 PM

I heard him say that on his HBO Special. Chris Rock kills me.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 06-20-2003, 01:22 PM

Omg, LOL

fr00ti · 06-20-2003, 01:22 PM

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 06-21-2003, 02:32 AM

Brandon · 06-21-2003, 02:51 AM

he doesn't make me laugh. i hate his jokes. dave chappelle is funny...

Sitcomwriter · 06-21-2003, 03:17 AM

I wonder if he was the 1st person to do that Bush,Dick,Colon joke.I've heard Whoopi Goldberg and Jeffery Ross tell it as well.I believe there was another black guy who did it too.

Rhiannon · 06-21-2003, 10:51 AM

the part about the 3 most powerful men being named Bush Dick and Colon cracks me up!

Kitt · 06-21-2003, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brandon
i hate his jokes.

Why?

-*Leah*- · 06-21-2003, 06:27 PM

Thats hilarious!

06-20-2003, 09:54 AM	#1
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06-21-2003, 03:17 AM	#10
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	I wonder if he was the 1st person to do that Bush,Dick,Colon joke.I've heard Whoopi Goldberg and Jeffery Ross tell it as well.I believe there was another black guy who did it too.

06-21-2003, 10:51 AM	#11
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06-21-2003, 06:27 PM	#13
-Leah- Back for More Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 15, 2003 Posts: 10,563	Thats hilarious!
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