Beaver's Self-Destruction parts 5-8

[desilu #1]

Part 5

Ward, June and Wally are sitting in the living room waiting for Beaver.

June: Who are these new friends and where is our son?
Ward(takes June's hand) Honey,everything will be ok, I promise.
Wally(suddenly thinking of someone) Dad, I do remember seeing Beaver talking to a guy who has a tough reputation.
Ward: Why in the world didn't you say something before?
Wally: I really didn't think anything of it at the time.
June: Who is he?
Ward: I want a name this instant!!
Wally:(looks at his parents concerned)Well, um his name is(pauses)
Ward:(shouts) Now Wally! What the hell is his name?!
June: Ward, please don't talk to him like that.
Ward: I'm sorry but I need a name.
Wally: Vinny Celarno
Ward: He sure does have a reputation!
June: Who is he?
Wally: Well mom, he sells drugs and he's also a loan shark.
June:(panicked) Oh my god! I'm calling the police.
Ward:(goes to stop her) No honey,lets see if he comes home.
June(on the verge of tears)What do you mean if?!
Ward: Sweetheart, I'm sorry that was a bad choice of words. Please just calm down (embraces her) Let's go back and sit down.
June: Maybe we should search the bedroom for some clues.
Ward: No, Wally and I will take care of that.
June: I have a right to help, I'm his mother.
Ward: Honey I just (pause) Well, if we find anything questionable
I would prefer that you don't witness it.
June: I won't get upset.
Ward: You? Won't get upset? Oh honey, do you remember when Wally cut Beaver's hair that time? I thought I was going to have to take you to the emergency room!
June: Well, I'm still going to be involved in this.
Ward: Alright honey, lets go get this over with.

Everyone heads upstairs to search the room.

Part 6

Ward, June and Wally are in the boys' room searching for any clues as to what Beaver has been doing and where he going and seeing. And above all, why is he lying to his parents?

June: (looking under Beaver's mattress) Oh my God!
Ward:(runs to her) What did you find honey?
June: (holding playboy magazines) These, these horrible,dirty..
Wally: Oh mom, (studering) Those are mine.
Ward looking away trying not laugh
June: Yours?! Why are they under Beaver's mattress?
Wally: I guess Beaver must have found them and well...
June: Wally! How could you bring that trash into this house?!
Ward: Honey, it's normal for a boy his age to..
June: Well, I will be burning these! (leaves room)
Wally: Dad stop her!
Ward: Sorry son, You should know how your mom would feel about finding something like that.
Wally: Well, it's sounds like she has more to worry about with the Beaver than with my dirty magazines.
Ward: Yes son, your mother has been very upset all night and this is not helping. Let's just search.

They search the entire room and find nothing.

Part 7
Ward and Wally head downstairs and June is sitting on the couch.

Ward: Well, we didn't find anything.
June: did you forget about these horrible magazines?
Ward: Honey,those are not illeagal.
June: Ward, I don't want that trash in our house!
I took care of them. Wally, you are grounded for a month!
Wally: Mom!
Ward: Wally, leave your mother and I alone for awhile please. I'll smooth it over.
Wally exits room to kitchen. Ward sits on the couch and puts his arm around June.
Ward: Honey, don't you think that was a little extreme?
June: Well, apparently you don't care that our boys are looking at naked women and thinking of God knows what.
Ward: Honey, I don't know what else to say except one of these days they will do more than look.
June: Well, they better be married first.
Ward: (smiles) We just have to trust that we have raised them right. If you drop wally's grounding I will make sure they never bring those magazines in here again.
June: You promise?
Ward: Of course honey.
June: Oh thank you Ward! (hugs him tightly)
Ward: Hey, we are on the same team you know.
June: Oh Ward, where could Beaver be?
Ward: Well, let's just hope he will be here soon.
June: What do we say to him?
Ward: I'm not sure except he will explain why he's been lying.
June: Please just promise that...
Just then Beaver walks in stumbling
Ward: Theodore, where the hell have you been?
June: Oh Beaver! I've been so worried about you!(kisses him)Theodore! You smell like booze!
Ward: Have you been drinking?! I want to know who gave it to you.
Wally enters room.
Beaver: Just a friend.
Ward: I want a name.
Beaver:(laughing and stumbling) I don't remember.
Ward: Alright young man, you are going to sleep it off and you will go to school in the morning! I will get my answers. Wally, take your brother upstairs.
Wally: ok dad, goodnight.

Part 8

Wally gets Beaver to the bedroom. Throws Beaver on the bed.

Beaver: Gee Wally, What is your problem?
Wally: What do you think you little creep? You had mom crying all night and dad is mad as heck!
Beaver: They will get over it. (sluring his words)
Beaver passes out and Wally leaves the room to go to the kitchen. He overhears his parents in their bedroom. June is sobbing.

Ward: Honey, please don't cry. It will be ok. Come here sweetheart.
June: (still crying) How could he do this to himself? What has he gotten himself into?
Ward: (comforting June) Sweetheart, shhh...come on honey. We will get to the bottom of this. I'm sorry, you were right. I promise I will take care of things.
June: I hate seeing him like this,he is my baby. I want to check on him.
Ward:Honey, he is probably passed out by now.
Wally knocks at the door, Ward opens it.
Ward: Yes Wally, Is Beaver settled in?
Wally: Yeah dad, he's passed out. Hows mom?
Ward: Very upset, I'm trying to calm her.
June: Wally, is Beaver breathing?
Wally: Yes mom, he's just sleeping.
June walks over to Wally and kisses him.
June: Thank You honey, I love you.
Wally: I Love you too mom. Please don't worry, Dad and I will make everything ok again. And I'm sorry about the magazines.
June: That's ok honey, I'm sorry I lost my mind over it.
Wally: Does this mean I'm not grounded?
June: No Wally, Your not grounded.
June hugs Wally
June: Goodnight honey.
Wally: Goodnight mom.
Ward: I'm proud of you for apologizing to Wally.
June:(starts crying again) What are we going to do?
Ward: Oh babe, don't worry. (embraces her) We will get through this. Let's go to bed.
June: I don't think I can sleep.
Ward: Let's try honey. You are so tired and drained and I have a feeling that we will need our energy for tommorrow.

They walk over to the bed and June crys herself to sleep in Ward's arms.

Coming soon.....The conclusion!

[Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan]

NOW, I DON'T DRINK, I JUST HAVE THE ATTITUDE. ANYWAYS, I HATE TO SEE THIS COME TO AN END. BUT I GUESS ALL STORIES MUST. RIGHT?

[Mrs. Ducky]

I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ReddBear]

that was the worst thing i have ever read i mean it made not one bit of sense at all every person in it was out of charater and it just plain sucked as a story it seems to me that you dont know what the heck your talking about and you dont know what fan fic is yes its fic but the key word is not fiction its FAN which you certainlly proved to me that you are not a fan of beaver