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Old 06-10-2003, 07:58 PM   #1
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"Living Together"
Episode 1: Miss Attitude (part 1)

*The living room. Blair is talking on the phone. Jo is sitting beside her, reading a magazine*

BLAIR: Yes. I understand. OK. *Baily enters through the front door* Listen, I have to go. Bye. *She hangs up the phone, and turns to her sister* Hey, Baily. How was your 1st day of high school?
BAILY: This is how it went! *Slams books on the floor, and exits*
JO: Sounds like my high school days.
BLAIR: You went to Eastland when you were in high school.
JO: I know! I had to be stuck with you.
BLAIR: I'd better go talk to her.
JO: Listen, the kid'll be alright. Just give her a magzine with Josh Hartnet on it, and she'll be as happy as a clam. I was a loner when I was a kid.
BLAIR: You mean Baily could turn out to be like you? She needs me! *Blair exits*

*Baily's room. Baily is laying on her bed, crying. Blair enters*

BLAIR: Baily. You ok?
BAILY: Go away!
BLAIR: Not until you tell me what's wrong.
BAILY: Leave me here to die!
BLAIR: Tell me what's wrong with you, and I'll leave and you can die all you want to.
BAILY: Alright. *Faces Blair* This boy in my class kissed me.
BLAIR: What's wrong with that?
BAILY: Well, after he did it, I did what Aunt Jo told me to do when a boy kisses me. I decked him!
JO (off camera): Go, Baily!
BLAIR: Did you get punished?
BAILY: Yeah. Got a weeks detention!
BLAIR: This will teach you a lession about listening to your Aunt Jo.
BAILY: How's dad? You told me a few days ago she was in the hospital.
BLAIR: The doctor thinks he could die any day.
BAILY: WHAT?!?! *Starts crying. Blair looks at her sister and exits*
FEW DAYS LATER

*Living room. Mrs. Garrett is sitting on the sofa, talking to Nat. and Tootie*

MRS. G: And then Raymond said- *Baily enters from her bed room, wearing all black. The women look at her*
TOOTIE: What have you got on?
NAT: Baily, you look like a back up singer for Johnny Cash.
MRS. G: Go back and change. If your sister saw you in that, she'd die.
BAILY: This MY life, not Blair's! I'm not Blair, I never will be Blair! It's a free country. And I have a date. *She walks to the door, and opens it. Blair is standing there*
BLAIR: Baily? Go back and change now, young lady! *Baily, mad goes back to her room. Blair walks into the house*
MRS. G: Where's Jo?
BLAIR: She's beating a man up for touching her a way she didn't want to be touched.
TOOTIE: Didn't you try to stop her?
BLAIR: No. I just walked on ahead,and pretened I didn't know her. *The door bell rings. Blair walks to the door, and opens it. It's Jo, with a police man*
JO: Let me go, Dough Nut Man!
POLICE MAN: Is this.... thing yours?
BLAIR: Yes. I'm sorry to say, IT is.

THAT NIGHT

*The living room. Mrs. G is putting on her coat, and her purse on her arm. Baily enters*

MRS. G: Hey, Baily. I was going to the store. Would you like anything?
BAILY: Yes. A Pepsi, Gummi Bears and birth controll pills. *She gasps, realizing what she just said. Mrs. Garrett looks at her*

Part 2 coming soon. Please tell me what you think.
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Old 06-10-2003, 08:02 PM   #2
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great....keep on posting....can't wait to see what happens
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I didn't except anybody to reply so quickly. I went to read a PM and when I came back I had 2 replys already. Anyways here it is.

"Living Together"
Episode 2: Miss Attiude (part 2)

BAILY: Yes. A Pepsi. Gummi Bears and birth controll pills. *She gasps, realizing what she just said. Mrs. Garrett looks at her*
MRS. G: What did you say, Baily?
BAILY: Nothing. I didn't say birth controll pills. *She slaps herself for saying it again*
Mrs. G: Let's have a talk Baily. *They walk to the sofa and sit down* Why do you need birth controll pills?
BAILY: Becasue me and my new bofriend, Shawn are going on a date this weekend, and we Might go to Make-Out Point and I want to be safe.
MRS. G: Baily, you're are a Freshman in high school. You're too young to be thinking about..... that kind of stuff.
BAILY: Well, what else can I do? Sit around here waiting for my father to die? I don't think so!
MRS. G: I know it's hard, but you don't see Blair doing this kind of stuff do you?
BAILY: No. That's becasue she's little miss princess!
MRS. G: I'm not being mean when I say this, but we all have to... go sooner or later. And the person who decides that is God. God will take good care of your father if he DOES die. But he hasn't yet. And when he does, you can talk to me anytime you like.
BAILY: Thanks you, Mrs. Garrett. *They hug* Are you going to tell Blair?
MRS. G: You know I have to. But I'll her we talked it out, and no more problems. OK?
BAILY: OK. *Jo enters through the door, mad*
JO: Guess what! You know that man I beat the sh- *Sees Baily*
heck out of of? Well, it turnes out he wasn't trying to rape me. He was just giving me my wallet that I dropped. So I got to pay a $500 fine. I could really use a hug.
BAILY: Join us. *Jo walks over to Mrs. G and they hug. Blair and Nat enter and see them*
NAT: This picture reminds me something I saw on TV the other day.
BLAIR: What was it?
NAT: Leave It To Beaver. Hugging. Kissing. I want some. *Walks to the gang and joins the hug. Baily looks at Blair, and smiles. Blair does the same*

THE END.

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I'm going to post more before I get any threats from Lizzie

"Living Together"
Episode 3: "Starting Over" (part 1)

*The living room. Baily is sitting on the floor, doing home work on the table. Mrs. Garrett enters. She slams the door really hard*

BAILY *joking*: Something wrong Mrs. G?
MRS. G: Yes, Baily. I would say there is something wrong. I went to an interview and the man said I wasn't smart enough for the job!
BAILY: Oh, I'm sorry. What kind of job is it?
MRS. G: A Pet Store job. *Baily looks at Mrs. Garrett like she is just the craziest woman on earth* The manager told me I needed to go back to high school. And I think I will.
BAILY: Are you sure, Mrs. Garrett? It's awfully hard, then school they had back in the olden days.
MRS. G: Well, you talk like I was born in the Mid-Evil Times.
BAILY: Weren't you?
MRS. G: NO! I was born in- never mind. *Jo enters*
JO : Never mind what?
BAILY: The year Mrs. Garrett was born.
JO : Well, I can tell you that, Baily. She was born in-
MRS. G: Jo, how old are you?
JO : 30.
MRS. G: Well, if you want to live to be 31, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!
JO : What's going on here?
BAILY: Mrs. Garrett went to an interview for a job at the Pet Store, and they told her to go back to high school.
JO : Do you want me to beat'em for ya?
MRS. G: No. I AM going to go back to high school. I'll go to Baily's high school. *She exits*
BAILY: We've got to stop that woman... NOW!

A FEW DAYS LATER

*Mr. Sweeny's class. Mr. Sweeny is Baily's History teacher. He is talking to Mrs. Garrett and Baily*

MR. SWEENY: So, you want to come back to school, huh?
MRS. G: Yes.
BAILY: Shouldn't we be talking to the principal about this?
MR. SWEENY: Normally, yes. But he's out, and he left me in charge. And Mrs. Garrett, it's a free contry, so welocme to Peekskil High!
MRS. G: Thank you, Mr. Swany.
MR. SWEENY: That's SWEENY!
BAILY: Who cares? *She hugs Mrs. Garrett*

THE END

And that was episode 3. Part 2 coming soon. Tell me what you think!
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that was...interesting.
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Do you mean interesing as in "Good!" or interesting as in "Bad?"
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Do you mean interesing as in "Good!" or interesting as in "Bad?"

She's gave me that line and I didn't know what to think either and I still don't know. but it's great part 2 soon i hope
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Do you mean interesing as in "Good!" or interesting as in "Bad?"
Take it however you wish. Usually, when I say it about stories, or fan fictions...it's not that it's good or bad...just that...it's...interesting. It got my attention...It made me think. Something like that. Anyway, I look forward to reading more.
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Take it however you wish. Usually, when I say it about stories, or fan fictions...it's not that it's good or bad...just that...it's...interesting. It got my attention...It made me think. Something like that. Anyway, I look forward to reading more.
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"Living Together"
Episode 4: "Starting Over" (part 2)

*Mrs. Dam's class room. Mrs. Dam is Baily's computer teacher. The class enters and find a seat. Mrs. G sits by Baily*

MRS. G: What do we do now?
BAILY: Turn on the computer. *Baily turns on hers and Mrs. G's*
COMPUTER: Wuz up?!?!
MRS. G (to the computer): I'm fine.
BAILY: Mrs. Garrett. It's a computer.
MRS. G: It talked to me so I talked back.
BAILY: What ever you say. *Mrs. Garrett starts pushing all kinds of buttons, not knowing what she is doing. Then, the computer's alarm goes off. Mrs. Garrett starts hitting it over and over, trying to get it to shut up*

* The cafe- Mrs. Garrett and Baily enter, holding trays of food. They go to an empty table, and mRs. G bumps into a another student, causing him to drop his tray. The kid picks picks up a ham-burger and throws it but it hits a girl. Then, a food fight starts to break out*

*The living room. Mrs. G and Baily enter covered in food*

BAILY: Blair. Aunt Jo. Aunt Natalie.
MRS. G: They aren't home. Blair told me this morning they were going to a play. *She looks at the phone* Oh, look. A message. *She puts the phone to her ear, then puts it back down* Baily, I have GREAT news!
BAILY: You're going to another school.
MRS. G: No.
BAILY: I thought you said it was great news.'
MRS. G: It is. I got that job at the Pet Store that I wanted. It seems the old managre got fired and they hired a nice manager.
BAILY: You mean, I had to put up with you the ENTIRE day just so you could have that job anyway?!
MRS. G: Looks that way.
BAILY: Excuse me. *She exit. We hear a scream*
MRS. g: Must've had something she wanted to get off her chest.

THE END

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COMPUTER: Wuz up?!?!
MRS. G (to the computer): I'm fine.
BAILY: Mrs. Garrett. It's a computer.
MRS. G: It talked to me so I talked back.
Sounds like something I heard on Disney channel.

Anyways...it's cool. I can't imagine Mrs. G working at a pet shop...but...cool.
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Sounds like something I heard on Disney channel.

Anyways...it's cool. I can't imagine Mrs. G working at a pet shop...but...cool.
It was from a movie on the "Disney Channel." The movie was called "Seventeen Again" with the twins that played on "Sister, Sister." I laughed until I cried.
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