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paul_belmonte · 06-05-2003, 02:40 PM

Gentlemen, you know why most marriages end in divorce today? I'll tell you why: Because there is no commitment. Another reason is because you guys are never intimate towards your wives. If you really loved and cared about your wives, your marriages would still be intact. So here's how to make your relationship with women last: Give her a present at an unexpected moment, whether it be a watch or a Christmas present you made yourself, etc. And most importantly, treat her the way she would want to be treated. If you guys do that successfully, your relationships with your wives would never, ever end in divorce. If you don't really love your wives, dump them. Otherwise, if you do, keep on treating her the way she would want to be treated. That includes never cheating on her, being respectful towards her, etc. etc. etc.

MonarC · 06-05-2003, 02:47 PM

very well said

vienna waits · 06-05-2003, 02:50 PM

ill remember that when im married 15 yrs from now

*PinkLady* · 06-05-2003, 04:12 PM

I'll remember that, too...I want my husband to do all of that.

GrapeJelly · 06-05-2003, 04:28 PM

I've been with my husband for 8 years, married for 4. He still leaves me little love notes on our bathroom mirror with shaving cream

It sounds silly but it's those little things that show how much a person cares

TJL · 06-05-2003, 05:50 PM

Very sound advice.
If I find a woman who actually wants to stay with me for more than two months, I'll let you know.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 06-05-2003, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by paul_belmonte
Gentlemen, you know why most marriages end in divorce today? I'll tell you why: Because there is no commitment. Another reason is because you guys are never intimate towards your wives. If you really loved and cared about your wives, your marriages would still be intact. So here's how to make your relationship with women last: Give her a present at an unexpected moment, whether it be a watch or a Christmas present you made yourself, etc. And most importantly, treat her the way she would want to be treated. If you guys do that successfully, your relationships with your wives would never, ever end in divorce. If you don't really love your wives, dump them. Otherwise, if you do, keep on treating her the way she would want to be treated. That includes never cheating on her, being respectful towards her, etc. etc. etc.

Where have you been all my life?!?!!

TVFactFan · 06-06-2003, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by paul_belmonte
Gentlemen, you know why most marriages end in divorce today? I'll tell you why: Because there is no commitment. Another reason is because you guys are never intimate towards your wives. If you really loved and cared about your wives, your marriages would still be intact. So here's how to make your relationship with women last: Give her a present at an unexpected moment, whether it be a watch or a Christmas present you made yourself, etc. And most importantly, treat her the way she would want to be treated. If you guys do that successfully, your relationships with your wives would never, ever end in divorce. If you don't really love your wives, dump them. Otherwise, if you do, keep on treating her the way she would want to be treated. That includes never cheating on her, being respectful towards her, etc. etc. etc.

So what is the women supposed to do for the man? You are just saying what the man is supposed to do for the women.

Dammit · 06-06-2003, 10:49 PM

this should work both ways. it does not matter how much a man puts into a relationship if the woman is cold and heartless and does not recipricate.

06-05-2003, 02:40 PM	#1
paul_belmonte Banned Banned!! Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 22, 2003 Location: Statesboro, Georgia Posts: 39	How to Make A Relationship Last Gentlemen, you know why most marriages end in divorce today? I'll tell you why: Because there is no commitment. Another reason is because you guys are never intimate towards your wives. If you really loved and cared about your wives, your marriages would still be intact. So here's how to make your relationship with women last: Give her a present at an unexpected moment, whether it be a watch or a Christmas present you made yourself, etc. And most importantly, treat her the way she would want to be treated. If you guys do that successfully, your relationships with your wives would never, ever end in divorce. If you don't really love your wives, dump them. Otherwise, if you do, keep on treating her the way she would want to be treated. That includes never cheating on her, being respectful towards her, etc. etc. etc.

06-05-2003, 02:50 PM	#3
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06-05-2003, 05:50 PM	#6
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Very sound advice. If I find a woman who actually wants to stay with me for more than two months, I'll let you know.
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06-05-2003, 02:47 PM	#2
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	very well said

06-05-2003, 04:12 PM	#4
PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	I'll remember that, too...I want my husband to do all of that.

06-05-2003, 04:28 PM	#5
GrapeJelly Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2003 Posts: 3,542	I've been with my husband for 8 years, married for 4. He still leaves me little love notes on our bathroom mirror with shaving cream It sounds silly but it's those little things that show how much a person cares

06-06-2003, 10:49 PM	#9
Dammit Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 14, 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 147	this should work both ways. it does not matter how much a man puts into a relationship if the woman is cold and heartless and does not recipricate.