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If you asked someone what they did for a living and they told you,
"I'm a doctor on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and all the other days I work at Post Office. How many people would laugh at that response? |
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I would probably laugh because it would be stupid for someone to be a doctor and have second job. Doctors make good money.
Why in the world would they need another job working in a post office?
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Exactly, some of my co-workers don't see the humor in tha response. I was laughing so hard. |
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Probably not, although a really good delivery could make me smile.
The problem is that the piece that's supposed to be funny, about having a highly skilled job several days a week and a blue collar job the other days, is a little too simple and right on the surface to really strike my funny bone. |
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I wouldn't care... People have jobs, even 2. Someone with 2 jobs isn't funny to me. And Solomon, everyone has different senses of humor....
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I wouldn't know whether or not to laugh. I mean, it could easily but a joke but...what if it wasn't? I mean, if he WAS serious, I'd be afraid to hurt his feelings. Lol.
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I wouldn't laugh I'd just be a little confused lol...
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well what if u heard it on a show? would you laugh? |
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I'd prolly just be like, "Uh huh...right..."
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I would probably ask him if he was joking.
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I don't think that I'd laugh, but it's all in the delivery of the lines, isn't it? Merely reading the words here did not make me laugh.
My first thought when I read the joke was that the person would more likely be spending the other days on the golf course. That's the common "doctor" joke. |
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