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Polniaczek13 · 11-27-2000, 08:24 PM

ok, i know we have had a ton of these posted, but here are most of my favorite qoutes from the show. there's a lot so bear with me here!

Nat: Look Jo if you dont get this scholorship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos!
Jo: Young Diablos!

Tootie: maybe you have some money tucked away somewhere!
Jo: believe me, i untucked everything YEARS ago!

Jo: Mr. Mavis??? Last time i talked to him about starting a career, he told me to marry a good man
Tootie: he told me the same thing!
Nat: he told me to become a lawyer!

Jo: Noway! that's Blair's family!
Nat: GREAT! she can put in a good word for you
Jo: yeah, shell put in a good word, if i kiss her family tree!

Blair: i dont mean to be rude-
Jo i know you just cant help yourself!

Jo:Blair, you always look so shique and yet so natural, i was thinking you could help me do something different with my hair!
Blair: LIKE WASH IT???
Jo: No i was looking more for that brain dead look youve got!

JO: i dont think i can get this stuff down. Ill get some beer.
Nat: how will y ou get beer?
Jo: Ill get some beer

George: the reunion is at a swiss restruant, i was hopin you could talk to the waiters in Swiss
Jo: there is no swiss language!
George: well- can you yodel?

Jo: that's it! from now on, i am just plain whiteny worthington, olympic gold medalist and phsycic, nothing more, nothing less

Andy: were you scared?
Blair: no, acctually i had a nice time
Jo: good cause when you were in there i thought of a new idea! MUSICAL PACIFIERS! you stick it in to the kids mouth and the music drowns out the crying
Blair, that's very nice Jo , but baby's dont cry when they have pacifiers in theirs mouths
Jo

h great one award and she thinks shes Thomas Edison!

Tootie: They're gonna call us Trollabes!
Jo: Tootie, nobody uses the word trollabes anymore!
Tootie: well, they are gonna bring it back just for us!

Jo: believe me when MrsG says a doble, she means somewhere between a smidge and a dab

Chuck: I'm sorry
Jo: i know i can read!
Mrs.G: are you ok??? do you need some soup?

Jo- the only place i wanna see a cow is slapped on a bun with some 57 sause!

Mona: the place your mother gave birth to you is the place that will always be dear in your heart
Jo: yeah, that's how i feel about the BRONX!

there are tons more and i love all the ones that you all have posted but these are my faves!
Jo

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Jo:Today will live in infamy.....
Blair: Jo, that was Pearl Harbor.
Jo: Then whats it doin in my speech

JMarie_Polniaczek · 11-29-2000, 06:48 PM

Hey I have lots of good ones, but i don't have much time so here is just one of them:

Mrs. G: I was a little hungry so ate some left-overs from supper.

Jo: (walks over to Mrs. G slowly)
Did you eat my moose!?

Mrs. G: I'm sorry Jo, I mean reeeeeeeeally sorry. The moose is just sitting there, antlers and all!

And another quote is in my signature.

~JMP

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Mrs.G: Let's all go down stairs for some Ice Cream.
Jo: Yeah, we don't care what flavor, Chocolate or Vanilla.

Polniaczek13 · 11-29-2000, 08:16 PM

ummmm. that is a good one, but what episode was it from and what does jo mean by moose? like chocolate moose or somethin?
i am just confused!

Jo

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NAT: JO, if you dont get this scholarship, youre gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos!
JO: YOUNG DIABLOS!

BLAIR: take them off JO!! I dont want to fail!
Jo: will you read my editorial?
Blair: YES!
JO: You PROMISE?
Blair: YES!!
JO: You SWEAR??
Blair: YESS!!!
Jo: i dont believe you (self satisfied smirk on her face!)

ThomasE · 11-30-2000, 01:44 AM

Jo wanted to eat her chocolate moose.

JMarie_Polniaczek · 12-02-2000, 12:37 AM

Here are some of my favorite quotes.

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Natalie: "And then I went for a cup of coffee, not then now!
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Jo: "Your acting like an idiot."
Mrs. G: "Thank you, Jo."
Jo: "No, I mean it."
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Jo: "Remember we were a little hard on her, so try to be nice."
Blair: "I'm not a moron Jo. Oh my stars, its hideous!"
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Jo: "I can't, I'm afraid of heights."
Tootie: "Jo it'll be alright, Blair's down there to catch you."
Jo: "That's the selling point?"
(RV about falls off of the cliff)
Girls: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Bruce: "Hurry girls!"
Tootie: "I'll go, my momma didn't raise no fool."
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Jo: "Tootie, why is Blair dressed like that while I'm dressed like this?"
Tootie: "I thought you were changing."
Blair: "I was, not as much as you aparently. And why did you exactly?"
Tootie: "Well, you wanted wonderland didn't you, this is wonderland.
Blair: "No, no I wanted the Wonderland Cafe. It's a new plce right off campus, I wanted to go there for dinner.
Jo: "How about that Tootie? Ha, ha, she wanted to go to the Wonderland Cafe. ISN'T THAT FUNNY!?"
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Blair: "I have a final tomorrow and the only time I get to study is during intermission"
Tootie: "She ironed the sheets, nobody irons sheets."
Blair: "Has paint has had plenty of time to dry."
Tootie: "I've got it, I've got it!!"
Jo: "Well, what are you waiting for a drum roll or something?"
Tootie: "Fact-the woman irons sheets
Fact-the woman cooks up a storm
Fact-she scrubs the ground in between the bathroom tiles, I'm telling you the woman is somebody's mother."
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Mrs. G: "Let's all go down stairs for some Ice Cream."
Jo: "Yeah, we don't care what flavor Chocolate or Vanilla."
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Blair's Poem
If you hit a dead end,
Then look on the shelf,
There might be a clue,
Maybe in a book.
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Blair's Poem: "If you hit a dead end
Then look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."

Cokies · 12-02-2000, 02:06 AM

my favorite is my signature.

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, except it was a Friday."

Graveyard · 12-02-2000, 04:00 AM

I love all of the quotes that everyone has posted, but I'm thinking that everyone has missed one of Jo's very best quotes. Well, I think so anyway. It is from the episode where Nat is jealous that Tootie has the lead role in South Pacific. Natalie gets upset at Tootie and picks up a cardboard tree as if to throw it at Tootie, and Jo comes in and says "Nice girls don't throw trees!!!" that just cracks me up everytime I hear it!!

Cokies · 12-02-2000, 04:04 AM

Good one, Graveyard.

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, except it was a Friday."

FOLluveralways! · 12-02-2000, 08:09 PM

My Favorites:

~~(when Jo arrives for the 1st time)
Blair: I'm surprised...
Natalie: You were surprised? I was going to ask him (before finding out it's Jo) to the fall dance!~~
~~Jo: You can take the girl outta the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx outta the girl~~
~~Jo: Today is a day that will live in infamy...
Blair: Jo, that's Pearl Harbor.
Jo: Then why is it in my speech?~~

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***
To everyone who wants a don't-kill-Jo reunion, here's a quote from "Another Room"
Natalie: We love ya, Jo. Don't leave.

FOLluveralways! · 12-03-2000, 12:50 PM

Forgot this one!!
(before graduation)
Tootie: You guys are leaving us. Like sands through the hourglass.
Blair: These are the days of our lives.
Natalie: See, I said that before! But does anyone listen to Natalie? Nooo!
Tootie: These really are the days of our lives.

*this quote always makes me kinda teareyed, but its one of my faves*

JoFan · 12-03-2000, 12:58 PM

There were so many good quotes in the one that Jo handcuffs herself to Blair! I loved that one, next time it's on...I'm taping it! I also love the truck stop one, I love how Blair walks around, so funny!

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*Jo and Blair rule!*

Nat: Look Jo if you dont get this scholorship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos!
Jo: Young Diablos!
BLAIR: take them off JO!! I dont want to fail!
Jo: will you read my editorial?
Blair: YES!
JO: You PROMISE?
Blair: YES!!
JO: You SWEAR??
Blair: YESS!!!
Jo: i dont believe you (Ducks back under desk with a grin)

Blair:The Eastland School for Girls, the finest school in all the land.
Jo:Your talking like a leprachaun Blair.

(Blair, Tootie and Jo laughing at Natalie)
Natalie: What?
(Continue to laugh)
Natalie: What?!
(Takes off her hat and looks at it)
Natalie: Oh good! Good!! I’m loosin’ a bolt! I’m working half wattage here!!

Blair: "I have a final tomorrow and the only time I get to study is during intermission!

***Every Jo needs a Blair!***

Nat: A flash back within a flashback....!

Mustang Mimi 04 · 12-03-2000, 01:10 PM

Which one is the episode where Jo handcuffs herself to Blair- apparently I missed it. Everyone's quoting from it so apparently it was a real good one too. Sounds interesting. Will it be on again? I hope so

Polniaczek13 · 12-03-2000, 02:10 PM

it's the ie where bliar and jo are working together on a project where they have to host a news broadcast for langley news! it was so hilairious!
JO

Nat's Fan 07 · 12-03-2000, 06:54 PM

In the episode where Jo switches Blair's 10(Doug) guy with a 2(Bob The Weatherman)

Tootie: What kind of name is Muffy?
Jo: Gee I don't know,Tootie(sarcasticly)

Mustang Mimi 04 · 12-03-2000, 07:18 PM

I thought that was a great line too! hee hee hee

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Tootie: Can we sing?
Jo: Sing?
Tootie: That's what I do when I'm scared what do you do?
Jo: Slap people

Blair: A Warner is like a delicate soufle
Jo: Yeah light and empty

Nat: I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil

11-27-2000, 08:24 PM	#1
Polniaczek13 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 21, 2000 Location: BRONX!!! :) Posts: 77	favorite quote/line ok, i know we have had a ton of these posted, but here are most of my favorite qoutes from the show. there's a lot so bear with me here! Nat: Look Jo if you dont get this scholorship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos! Jo: Young Diablos! Tootie: maybe you have some money tucked away somewhere! Jo: believe me, i untucked everything YEARS ago! Jo: Mr. Mavis??? Last time i talked to him about starting a career, he told me to marry a good man Tootie: he told me the same thing! Nat: he told me to become a lawyer! Jo: Noway! that's Blair's family! Nat: GREAT! she can put in a good word for you Jo: yeah, shell put in a good word, if i kiss her family tree! Blair: i dont mean to be rude- Jo i know you just cant help yourself! Jo:Blair, you always look so shique and yet so natural, i was thinking you could help me do something different with my hair! Blair: LIKE WASH IT??? Jo: No i was looking more for that brain dead look youve got! JO: i dont think i can get this stuff down. Ill get some beer. Nat: how will y ou get beer? Jo: Ill get some beer George: the reunion is at a swiss restruant, i was hopin you could talk to the waiters in Swiss Jo: there is no swiss language! George: well- can you yodel? Jo: that's it! from now on, i am just plain whiteny worthington, olympic gold medalist and phsycic, nothing more, nothing less Andy: were you scared? Blair: no, acctually i had a nice time Jo: good cause when you were in there i thought of a new idea! MUSICAL PACIFIERS! you stick it in to the kids mouth and the music drowns out the crying Blair, that's very nice Jo , but baby's dont cry when they have pacifiers in theirs mouths Jo h great one award and she thinks shes Thomas Edison! Tootie: They're gonna call us Trollabes! Jo: Tootie, nobody uses the word trollabes anymore! Tootie: well, they are gonna bring it back just for us! Jo: believe me when MrsG says a doble, she means somewhere between a smidge and a dab Chuck: I'm sorry Jo: i know i can read! Mrs.G: are you ok??? do you need some soup? Jo- the only place i wanna see a cow is slapped on a bun with some 57 sause! Mona: the place your mother gave birth to you is the place that will always be dear in your heart Jo: yeah, that's how i feel about the BRONX! there are tons more and i love all the ones that you all have posted but these are my faves! Jo ------------------ Jo:Today will live in infamy..... Blair: Jo, that was Pearl Harbor. Jo: Then whats it doin in my speech

11-29-2000, 06:48 PM	#2
JMarie_Polniaczek Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2000 Location: Missouri Posts: 101	Hey I have lots of good ones, but i don't have much time so here is just one of them: Mrs. G: I was a little hungry so ate some left-overs from supper. Jo: (walks over to Mrs. G slowly) Did you eat my moose!? Mrs. G: I'm sorry Jo, I mean reeeeeeeeally sorry. The moose is just sitting there, antlers and all! And another quote is in my signature. ~JMP ------------------ Mrs.G: Let's all go down stairs for some Ice Cream. Jo: Yeah, we don't care what flavor, Chocolate or Vanilla.

11-29-2000, 08:16 PM	#3
Polniaczek13 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 21, 2000 Location: BRONX!!! :) Posts: 77	ummmm. that is a good one, but what episode was it from and what does jo mean by moose? like chocolate moose or somethin? i am just confused! Jo ------------------ NAT: JO, if you dont get this scholarship, youre gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos! JO: YOUNG DIABLOS! BLAIR: take them off JO!! I dont want to fail! Jo: will you read my editorial? Blair: YES! JO: You PROMISE? Blair: YES!! JO: You SWEAR?? Blair: YESS!!! Jo: i dont believe you (self satisfied smirk on her face!)

11-30-2000, 01:44 AM	#4
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Jo wanted to eat her chocolate moose.

12-02-2000, 12:37 AM	#5
JMarie_Polniaczek Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2000 Location: Missouri Posts: 101	Here are some of my favorite quotes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Natalie: "And then I went for a cup of coffee, not then now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: "Your acting like an idiot." Mrs. G: "Thank you, Jo." Jo: "No, I mean it." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: "Remember we were a little hard on her, so try to be nice." Blair: "I'm not a moron Jo. Oh my stars, its hideous!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: "I can't, I'm afraid of heights." Tootie: "Jo it'll be alright, Blair's down there to catch you." Jo: "That's the selling point?" (RV about falls off of the cliff) Girls: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Bruce: "Hurry girls!" Tootie: "I'll go, my momma didn't raise no fool." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: "Tootie, why is Blair dressed like that while I'm dressed like this?" Tootie: "I thought you were changing." Blair: "I was, not as much as you aparently. And why did you exactly?" Tootie: "Well, you wanted wonderland didn't you, this is wonderland. Blair: "No, no I wanted the Wonderland Cafe. It's a new plce right off campus, I wanted to go there for dinner. Jo: "How about that Tootie? Ha, ha, she wanted to go to the Wonderland Cafe. ISN'T THAT FUNNY!?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blair: "I have a final tomorrow and the only time I get to study is during intermission" Tootie: "She ironed the sheets, nobody irons sheets." Blair: "Has paint has had plenty of time to dry." Tootie: "I've got it, I've got it!!" Jo: "Well, what are you waiting for a drum roll or something?" Tootie: "Fact-the woman irons sheets Fact-the woman cooks up a storm Fact-she scrubs the ground in between the bathroom tiles, I'm telling you the woman is somebody's mother." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mrs. G: "Let's all go down stairs for some Ice Cream." Jo: "Yeah, we don't care what flavor Chocolate or Vanilla." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blair's Poem If you hit a dead end, Then look on the shelf, There might be a clue, Maybe in a book. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------ Blair's Poem: "If you hit a dead end Then look on the shelf There might be a clue Maybe in a book."

12-02-2000, 02:06 AM	#6
Cokies Head Goonie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Location: Benicia, CA USA Posts: 1,719	my favorite is my signature. ------------------ "It was just like Saturday Night Fever, except it was a Friday."

12-02-2000, 04:00 AM	#7
Graveyard Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 27, 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 86	I love all of the quotes that everyone has posted, but I'm thinking that everyone has missed one of Jo's very best quotes. Well, I think so anyway. It is from the episode where Nat is jealous that Tootie has the lead role in South Pacific. Natalie gets upset at Tootie and picks up a cardboard tree as if to throw it at Tootie, and Jo comes in and says "Nice girls don't throw trees!!!" that just cracks me up everytime I hear it!!

12-02-2000, 04:04 AM	#8
Cokies Head Goonie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Location: Benicia, CA USA Posts: 1,719	Good one, Graveyard. ------------------ "It was just like Saturday Night Fever, except it was a Friday."

12-02-2000, 08:09 PM	#9
FOLluveralways! Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 02, 2000 Posts: 10	My Favorites: ~~(when Jo arrives for the 1st time) Blair: I'm surprised... Natalie: You were surprised? I was going to ask him (before finding out it's Jo) to the fall dance!~~ ~~Jo: You can take the girl outta the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx outta the girl~~ ~~Jo: Today is a day that will live in infamy... Blair: Jo, that's Pearl Harbor. Jo: Then why is it in my speech?~~ ------------------ *** To everyone who wants a don't-kill-Jo reunion, here's a quote from "Another Room" Natalie: We love ya, Jo. Don't leave.

12-03-2000, 12:50 PM	#10
FOLluveralways! Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 02, 2000 Posts: 10	Forgot this one!! (before graduation) Tootie: You guys are leaving us. Like sands through the hourglass. Blair: These are the days of our lives. Natalie: See, I said that before! But does anyone listen to Natalie? Nooo! Tootie: These really are the days of our lives. this quote always makes me kinda teareyed, but its one of my faves

12-03-2000, 12:58 PM	#11
JoFan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 02, 2000 Posts: 96	There were so many good quotes in the one that Jo handcuffs herself to Blair! I loved that one, next time it's on...I'm taping it! I also love the truck stop one, I love how Blair walks around, so funny! ------------------ ------------------------- Jo and Blair rule! Nat: Look Jo if you dont get this scholorship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos! Jo: Young Diablos! BLAIR: take them off JO!! I dont want to fail! Jo: will you read my editorial? Blair: YES! JO: You PROMISE? Blair: YES!! JO: You SWEAR?? Blair: YESS!!! Jo: i dont believe you (Ducks back under desk with a grin) Blair:The Eastland School for Girls, the finest school in all the land. Jo:Your talking like a leprachaun Blair. (Blair, Tootie and Jo laughing at Natalie) Natalie: What? (Continue to laugh) Natalie: What?! (Takes off her hat and looks at it) Natalie: Oh good! Good!! I’m loosin’ a bolt! I’m working half wattage here!! Blair: "I have a final tomorrow and the only time I get to study is during intermission! *Every Jo needs a Blair!* Nat: A flash back within a flashback....!

12-03-2000, 01:10 PM	#12
Mustang Mimi 04 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 09, 2000 Posts: 122	Which one is the episode where Jo handcuffs herself to Blair- apparently I missed it. Everyone's quoting from it so apparently it was a real good one too. Sounds interesting. Will it be on again? I hope so

12-03-2000, 02:10 PM	#13
Polniaczek13 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 21, 2000 Location: BRONX!!! :) Posts: 77	it's the ie where bliar and jo are working together on a project where they have to host a news broadcast for langley news! it was so hilairious! JO

12-03-2000, 06:54 PM	#14
Nat's Fan 07 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 13, 2000 Posts: 45	In the episode where Jo switches Blair's 10(Doug) guy with a 2(Bob The Weatherman) Tootie: What kind of name is Muffy? Jo: Gee I don't know,Tootie(sarcasticly)

12-03-2000, 07:18 PM	#15
Mustang Mimi 04 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 09, 2000 Posts: 122	I thought that was a great line too! hee hee hee ------------------ Tootie: Can we sing? Jo: Sing? Tootie: That's what I do when I'm scared what do you do? Jo: Slap people Blair: A Warner is like a delicate soufle Jo: Yeah light and empty Nat: I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil