Chico and the man - Episode #35 - The Juror - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 06:03 PM

The opening scene

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 06:04 PM

Ed climbs out........

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 06:06 PM

Louie - Come and eat your supper Ed......

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 06:10 PM

Ed - Wait for Chico Louie..... He went to Jury duty.

Louie - What kind of court?

Ed - Criminal court he's on a criminal case.

Louie - I can't wait to hear the gory details.

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 06:15 PM

Chico arrives.................

Chico - "HEAD FOR THE BORDER....... HERE COMES LAW AND ORDER........" Ha Ha........ I HAVE returned!

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 06:24 PM

Louie - C'mon Chico tell us about the case.

Ed - Tell us what happened today... Who done it?

Chico - Oh you mean the trial?

Ed - C'mon Louie sit down.........

Chico - I'm sorry..... I can't dicuss the trial with the 3rd party....

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 06:29 PM

Chico runs away and hides inside the yellow car.........

Ed - Tell us Chico...........

Louie - Tell us........

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 06:33 PM

Chico still keeps mum.........

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 06:36 PM

Ed - I'm not going to beg you anymore.....

Chico - You're not missing anything......

Louie - Tell us about the trial......

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 06:49 PM

Chico - Okay........ First the Baliff comes in. The case is about an old man versus a young girl.

Ed - Aha! He's guilty!

Chico - You can't make snap judgements like that.....

Louie - Chico..... I'm going to tell you something because you're a young man........ Anytime an old man gets involved with a young chick he's got to be guilty of something...

Chico - Order! Order! Now one more outburst like this and I'm going to clear out the garage........ That's legal talk ...

I learned that today....

Chico - Now do you want to hear about this or what?

Louie - If his eyes look close together he's guilty!

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 07:10 PM

Chico stands and addresses the garage............

Chico - The Prosecutor comes and says "Ladies and gentlemen" I will show you what this decrepit old man here (points to Ed) What he did in the privacy of his hardware store... how he accosted and made advances upon this here young girl. (points to Louie) I will maintain how this here young girl FAINTED...

The defense - HA! I object!

Proscutor - We'll prove how this young girl here fell and fainted in the hardware store and when she woke up, Who should be breathing heavily into her face but, this old buzzard over here! (pointing to Ed).

Louie - Now he's getting to the good stuff...

Chico Defense - Your honor I object! My client was trying to revive her with mouth to mouth resuscitation. Granted he was naked from the waist up but he was........

Louie - He's guilty! I bet his eyes were so close together... Ain't no room for his nose!

Chico - Court is adjourned!

hue_mee · 05-24-2003, 11:17 PM

Bravo JennyLee! keep them coming girl! Hey by the way? Wasn't that you making out with Chico inside that sports car?!?!!

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 11:23 PM

YES IT WAS..............

We were LOOKING GOOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Now on to the story...........

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 11:27 PM

Chico leaves the room..........

Ed - Hey Louie..... Could this case be the Pop Winters case? Remember that little girl who came into his store and she fainted? Could this be that case? She did sue him.

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 11:35 PM

Louie - That happened two years ago.

Ed - Oh poor Pop Winters...... He's done so much for this community. Such a great guy.
He helped me get started in this garage you know........

Louie - Uh huh......

Ed - We may have guiltied Pop right into the big house.

Louie - Tampering with the jury is a felony.

Ed - Well we won't tamper with Chico.... We'll tinker with him a little.

Louie - "Those who tinker... Wind up in the clinker" Think about that Ed.........

05-24-2003, 06:03 PM	#1
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico and the man - Episode #35 - The Juror The opening scene Attached Images
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05-24-2003, 06:04 PM	#2
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Ed climbs out........ Attached Images

05-24-2003, 06:10 PM	#4
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Ed - Wait for Chico Louie..... He went to Jury duty. Louie - What kind of court? Ed - Criminal court he's on a criminal case. Louie - I can't wait to hear the gory details. Attached Images

05-24-2003, 06:15 PM	#5
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico arrives................. Chico - "HEAD FOR THE BORDER....... HERE COMES LAW AND ORDER........" Ha Ha........ I HAVE returned! Attached Images

05-24-2003, 06:24 PM	#6
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Louie - C'mon Chico tell us about the case. Ed - Tell us what happened today... Who done it? Chico - Oh you mean the trial? Ed - C'mon Louie sit down......... Chico - I'm sorry..... I can't dicuss the trial with the 3rd party.... Attached Images

05-24-2003, 06:06 PM	#3
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Louie - Come and eat your supper Ed...... Attached Images

05-24-2003, 06:29 PM	#7
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico runs away and hides inside the yellow car......... Ed - Tell us Chico........... Louie - Tell us........ Attached Images

05-24-2003, 06:33 PM	#8
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico still keeps mum......... Attached Images

05-24-2003, 06:36 PM	#9
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Ed - I'm not going to beg you anymore..... Chico - You're not missing anything...... Louie - Tell us about the trial...... Attached Images

05-24-2003, 06:49 PM	#10
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico - Okay........ First the Baliff comes in. The case is about an old man versus a young girl. Ed - Aha! He's guilty! Chico - You can't make snap judgements like that..... Louie - Chico..... I'm going to tell you something because you're a young man........ Anytime an old man gets involved with a young chick he's got to be guilty of something... Chico - Order! Order! Now one more outburst like this and I'm going to clear out the garage........ That's legal talk ... I learned that today.... Chico - Now do you want to hear about this or what? Louie - If his eyes look close together he's guilty! Attached Images

05-24-2003, 07:10 PM	#11
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico stands and addresses the garage............ Chico - The Prosecutor comes and says "Ladies and gentlemen" I will show you what this decrepit old man here (points to Ed) What he did in the privacy of his hardware store... how he accosted and made advances upon this here young girl. (points to Louie) I will maintain how this here young girl FAINTED... The defense - HA! I object! Proscutor - We'll prove how this young girl here fell and fainted in the hardware store and when she woke up, Who should be breathing heavily into her face but, this old buzzard over here! (pointing to Ed). Louie - Now he's getting to the good stuff... Chico Defense - Your honor I object! My client was trying to revive her with mouth to mouth resuscitation. Granted he was naked from the waist up but he was........ Louie - He's guilty! I bet his eyes were so close together... Ain't no room for his nose! Chico - Court is adjourned! Attached Images
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05-24-2003, 11:17 PM	#12
hue_mee Remembering Freddie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 28, 2001 Location: Grateful for a voice from our angel's friend Posts: 2,266	Stands up before the jury Bravo JennyLee! keep them coming girl! Hey by the way? Wasn't that you making out with Chico inside that sports car?!?!!
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05-24-2003, 11:23 PM	#13
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	YES IT WAS.............. We were LOOKING GOOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Now on to the story...........

05-24-2003, 11:27 PM	#14
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico leaves the room.......... Ed - Hey Louie..... Could this case be the Pop Winters case? Remember that little girl who came into his store and she fainted? Could this be that case? She did sue him. Attached Images

05-24-2003, 11:35 PM	#15
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Louie - That happened two years ago. Ed - Oh poor Pop Winters...... He's done so much for this community. Such a great guy. He helped me get started in this garage you know........ Louie - Uh huh...... Ed - We may have guiltied Pop right into the big house. Louie - Tampering with the jury is a felony. Ed - Well we won't tamper with Chico.... We'll tinker with him a little. Louie - "Those who tinker... Wind up in the clinker" Think about that Ed......... Attached Images