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daisygirlee · 11-05-2000, 12:09 AM

ok...i was just watching nick at nite, cause i have bronchitis..so no life this weekend..anyway.. the funniest thing i ever heard was when thei girls are studying for finals and natalie is mad that tootie is distracting her by listening to her walkman. so natlaie says," stop singing or i'll sit on your neck." i died of laughter

HappyMagicMarker · 11-05-2000, 03:26 PM

Also from that episode, funny line:
Tootie: The music helps me study!
Natalie: Yeah, too bad my exam's not on Kool and the Gang!!

Dan · 11-05-2000, 04:11 PM

The funniest Line that I ever heard was on the episode where Mrs. Garrett fired all the girls from Edna's Edibles because they messed up and she got a big fine. They came in the next day for an interview. Mrs. Garrett asked them about their education and Blair said" Eastland School for Girls, The Finest School In All The Land". Jo replied by saying, Blair, you're talking like a leprechaun!" Now that was funny.

Cokies · 11-05-2000, 08:02 PM

Those were funny, but the funniest is when Jo and Blair find out they are off probation and they can move out. It goes...
Jo: Blair do you know what this means?!?
I dont have to listen to you breathe anymore!
Blair:And I dont have to look at your ugly face anymore!
I was cracking up on the ground practicly.
Theres abunch of others that are funnier, but im too lazy to type them up.

ToddAO70 · 11-06-2000, 07:35 AM

What about the episode at Edna's Edibles when there is a gas leak and Mrs. Garrett screams at Jo and helps Tootie try and get a little boy across the street out in time? I think that has to be the funniest episode I've seen.

Nat's Fan 07 · 11-06-2000, 07:01 PM

What about the episode when Jo and Blair graduate?
Tootie:Misty Water Colored Memories...
Jo:Tootie Shut Up
Tootie:Was that a yell?
Jo:Yeah Probably Sorry
The way Jo says that is so funny

JAXIE23 · 11-07-2000, 01:41 AM

HEY CRAZY DAISY WHATS MY FAVORITE LINE?

FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 11-07-2000, 07:25 PM

The funniest quote that i absolutly love is from teh gas leak episode as somebody mentioned already, btu i have to put it on here!! ok here it goes!
Jo is in a fixing mood and she watns to fix everything
Mrs. G: come on jo lets get going!
Jo: Mrs. G go on ahead without me, im gonna stay here, i KNOW i can find the problem... who took my silsen (sp?) wrench?
Mrs. G: (says very calmly at first) Jo, only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to bay the bookee and now (yells) GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!! hehehehe... that is the funniets episodes ever!!! i also liek the halloween episode... also another hilarious quote form the Dear Me Episode when tootie and mrs. garrett are having a "talk" and mrs. garretts liek you mean your hunka hunka hunka... i love how she smiles and says it kinda funny... i liek this one other couple of quotes from the teenage marriage 2 parter when tootie says Blair dont you read the national enquierer some of the best peopel are shaking up and then mrs. garretts liek TOOTIE, im surrounded by xrated kids!! Oh I have like 5 BILLION mroe funny quotes but these are the ones i REMEMBER very well and i have a favorite quote from every episode and i cant name them all on here!! heheh these are my favorite favorite over the favorites... heheh!

The T · 11-07-2000, 10:26 PM

My absolute favorite was "I got beer!" the way she said it how she said it the tone of voice she used! GOsh it was just hilarious!

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daisygirlee · 11-08-2000, 01:46 AM

Jaxie's favorite line is "tootie" when there was the murder and the narrator kept saying her name cuz he loved it so much..." tootie"

JozPal · 11-10-2000, 07:59 PM

my fave line is this

Tootie: Nat SWORE it was the wrong one.

Natalie: I didnt swear!

Tootie: Yes you did, you put your hand on the Bible!

Natalie: It was not a Bible it was a cookbook, ok?! I swore on chicken gumbo!

lol lol

JMarie_Polniaczek · 11-25-2000, 12:17 AM

For all of the people that think they know the one where Tootie is singing 'Celebration' it really gos like this:

Tootie: Celebrate good time c'mon. Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

Nat: Tootie!

Tootie: Celebrate good times c'mon. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Nat: (breaks pencil)

Tootie: Hey, Natalie whats the problem?

Nat: No problem if my test was on Kool & The Gang.

Tootie: If you are referring to my singing to helps me think.

Tootie: Cele-...

Nat: If you don't put that thing away I am gonna sit on your neck!

And the funniest lines ever was when Blair was singing 'My Boyfriends Back.'

Devon King · 11-25-2000, 01:18 AM

How about when reporter Jo has handcuffed herself to anchorwoman Blair ...

Blair: "Take them off, Jo! I don't want to fail! I'll do anything!
Jo: "Will you read my editorial?"
Blair: "Yes!"
Jo: "You promise?"
Blair: "Yes!"
Jo: "You swear?"
Blair: "Yes!"
Jo: "I don't believe you." (completed with a self satisfied smirk)

JPolniaczek · 11-25-2000, 04:13 AM

Omg i loved that dialogue!!!!! it was so funny i was repeating it all nite!!!!

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llbean · 11-25-2000, 01:56 PM

I don't know why, but my fav was in the episode "Like Mother, Like Daughter" On French/parents nite Mrs. G. realizes something: Mrs G: Oh no i made the chocolate Mousse, but forgot to refrigerate it, Iv'e got to run before the Mousse does!! Then to blair she yells "There's no excuse for a loose Mousse!!", that cracks me up!!

11-05-2000, 12:09 AM	#1
daisygirlee Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 01, 2000 Location: coral springs,florida usa Posts: 54	funniest lines ever ok...i was just watching nick at nite, cause i have bronchitis..so no life this weekend..anyway.. the funniest thing i ever heard was when thei girls are studying for finals and natalie is mad that tootie is distracting her by listening to her walkman. so natlaie says," stop singing or i'll sit on your neck." i died of laughter

11-25-2000, 04:13 AM	#14
JPolniaczek Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 02, 2000 Posts: 25	Omg i loved that dialogue!!!!! it was so funny i was repeating it all nite!!!! ------------------ ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^* Roy:Whats wrong my little cucumber? Joon't call me vegetables Roy! ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^*

11-05-2000, 03:26 PM	#2
HappyMagicMarker Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Nov 05, 2000 Location: new york, ny usa Posts: 3	Also from that episode, funny line: Tootie: The music helps me study! Natalie: Yeah, too bad my exam's not on Kool and the Gang!!

11-05-2000, 04:11 PM	#3
Dan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 05, 2000 Location: Grant, AL USA Posts: 47	The funniest Line that I ever heard was on the episode where Mrs. Garrett fired all the girls from Edna's Edibles because they messed up and she got a big fine. They came in the next day for an interview. Mrs. Garrett asked them about their education and Blair said" Eastland School for Girls, The Finest School In All The Land". Jo replied by saying, Blair, you're talking like a leprechaun!" Now that was funny.

11-05-2000, 08:02 PM	#4
Cokies Head Goonie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Location: Benicia, CA USA Posts: 1,719	Those were funny, but the funniest is when Jo and Blair find out they are off probation and they can move out. It goes... Jo: Blair do you know what this means?!? I dont have to listen to you breathe anymore! Blair:And I dont have to look at your ugly face anymore! I was cracking up on the ground practicly. Theres abunch of others that are funnier, but im too lazy to type them up.

11-06-2000, 07:35 AM	#5
ToddAO70 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 22, 2000 Location: Peekskill/Cortlandt, NY, USA Posts: 18	What about the episode at Edna's Edibles when there is a gas leak and Mrs. Garrett screams at Jo and helps Tootie try and get a little boy across the street out in time? I think that has to be the funniest episode I've seen.

11-06-2000, 07:01 PM	#6
Nat's Fan 07 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 13, 2000 Posts: 45	What about the episode when Jo and Blair graduate? Tootie:Misty Water Colored Memories... Jo:Tootie Shut Up Tootie:Was that a yell? Jo:Yeah Probably Sorry The way Jo says that is so funny

11-07-2000, 01:41 AM	#7
JAXIE23 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 04, 2000 Location: LINDENHURST Posts: 6	HEY CRAZY DAISY WHATS MY FAVORITE LINE?

11-07-2000, 07:25 PM	#8
FOL85NatandMrsGRock The Lovable Sarah Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,770	The funniest quote that i absolutly love is from teh gas leak episode as somebody mentioned already, btu i have to put it on here!! ok here it goes! Jo is in a fixing mood and she watns to fix everything Mrs. G: come on jo lets get going! Jo: Mrs. G go on ahead without me, im gonna stay here, i KNOW i can find the problem... who took my silsen (sp?) wrench? Mrs. G: (says very calmly at first) Jo, only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to bay the bookee and now (yells) GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!! hehehehe... that is the funniets episodes ever!!! i also liek the halloween episode... also another hilarious quote form the Dear Me Episode when tootie and mrs. garrett are having a "talk" and mrs. garretts liek you mean your hunka hunka hunka... i love how she smiles and says it kinda funny... i liek this one other couple of quotes from the teenage marriage 2 parter when tootie says Blair dont you read the national enquierer some of the best peopel are shaking up and then mrs. garretts liek TOOTIE, im surrounded by xrated kids!! Oh I have like 5 BILLION mroe funny quotes but these are the ones i REMEMBER very well and i have a favorite quote from every episode and i cant name them all on here!! heheh these are my favorite favorite over the favorites... heheh!

11-07-2000, 10:26 PM	#9
The T Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2000 Location: Baraboo, WI US Posts: 1,108	My absolute favorite was "I got beer!" the way she said it how she said it the tone of voice she used! GOsh it was just hilarious! ------------------ See ya~The T ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Richie: Rally! Everybody Rally! Fonz: The Fonz don't Rally. Richie: Your chipping away at my leadership Fonz. Fonz: everybody rally! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

11-08-2000, 01:46 AM	#10
daisygirlee Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 01, 2000 Location: coral springs,florida usa Posts: 54	Jaxie's favorite line is "tootie" when there was the murder and the narrator kept saying her name cuz he loved it so much..." tootie"

11-10-2000, 07:59 PM	#11
JozPal Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Posts: 43	my fave line is this Tootie: Nat SWORE it was the wrong one. Natalie: I didnt swear! Tootie: Yes you did, you put your hand on the Bible! Natalie: It was not a Bible it was a cookbook, ok?! I swore on chicken gumbo! lol lol

11-25-2000, 12:17 AM	#12
JMarie_Polniaczek Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2000 Location: Missouri Posts: 101	For all of the people that think they know the one where Tootie is singing 'Celebration' it really gos like this: Tootie: Celebrate good time c'mon. Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum Nat: Tootie! Tootie: Celebrate good times c'mon. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Nat: (breaks pencil) Tootie: Hey, Natalie whats the problem? Nat: No problem if my test was on Kool & The Gang. Tootie: If you are referring to my singing to helps me think. Tootie: Cele-... Nat: If you don't put that thing away I am gonna sit on your neck! And the funniest lines ever was when Blair was singing 'My Boyfriends Back.'

11-25-2000, 01:18 AM	#13
Devon King Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2000 Posts: 204	How about when reporter Jo has handcuffed herself to anchorwoman Blair ... Blair: "Take them off, Jo! I don't want to fail! I'll do anything! Jo: "Will you read my editorial?" Blair: "Yes!" Jo: "You promise?" Blair: "Yes!" Jo: "You swear?" Blair: "Yes!" Jo: "I don't believe you." (completed with a self satisfied smirk)

11-25-2000, 01:56 PM	#15
llbean Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 14, 2000 Location: Schererville,IN usa Posts: 29	I don't know why, but my fav was in the episode "Like Mother, Like Daughter" On French/parents nite Mrs. G. realizes something: Mrs G: Oh no i made the chocolate Mousse, but forgot to refrigerate it, Iv'e got to run before the Mousse does!! Then to blair she yells "There's no excuse for a loose Mousse!!", that cracks me up!!