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Old 05-17-2003, 10:34 PM   #1
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Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because " Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

i'm going to catch so much flak for this but it is funny
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HA! HA! HA! I am assuming you are a guy, am I correct?
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It really wasn't that funny,IMO.
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Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender comes over to see what they want. The first vampire orders some blood. The second orders the same. The third says, "No, I'm on a diet, I'll just have some plasma." The bartender confirms their order "So that's 2 bloods and a blood light"

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-stares- Just be glad that you're a guy and you don't bleed monthly from your vagina.... if you did, you wouldn't be laughing.
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if you did, you wouldn't be laughing.
agreed.

dont laugh if you dont know.
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Yup, I am totally with you... you tell 'em Caitlin!
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Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender comes over to see what they want. The first vampire orders some blood. The second orders the same. The third says, "No, I'm on a diet, I'll just have some plasma." The bartender confirms their order "So that's 2 bloods and a blood light"
That was funny.
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That was funny.
Thanks. I thought it related -- I'm going for a theme of BLOOD on this thread....
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Well that's certainly some..nice....blunt wording...
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Well that's certainly some..nice....blunt wording...
*shrugs* Sorry, I couldn't think of any other way to say it.
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