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Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan · 05-16-2003, 06:12 PM

Hey, guys! Are you ready for this? Let's go!

*The opening scene- Mary-Ann and Gingers hut. It is dark. Ginger is thinking about something. Mary-Ann enters and sees her*

MARY-ANN: Ginger, are you coming to bed?

GINGER: In a second. I'm just thinking about the most WONDERFUL person on Earth.

MARY-ANN: Who's that?

GINGER: *thinking it was advious*: Me!

MARY-ANN *thinking 'yeah right* Oh, dumb me. *Mary-Ann climbs on the top of the bed, while Ginger slips into the bottom of it. A few Minutes later, we see smoke. It is Mary-Anns dream*

MARY-ANN'S DREAM:

*Mary-Ann enters, wearing her normal everyday day clothes. She isn't on the island anymore. She looks around her*

MARY-ANN: Where am I? *The Skipper walks by. He is dressed as a priest* Excuse me! Excuse, sir! *The Skipper stops and walks to Mary-Ann*

SKIPPER: May I help you?

MARY-ANN: Skipper?

SKIPPER: No. My name is Skippy.

MARY-ANN: Well... Skippy, where are we?

SKIPPER: Your wedding.

MARY-ANN *very shocked*: My... wedding??

SKIPPER: That's right.

MARY-ANN: Who is the groom? *Gillian enters, wearing a tux.*

GILLIAN: Here I am, my love!

MARY-ANN: Oh, boy!

Tell me what you think so far! Is it good or bad? You can tell me the truth. It won't hurt my felling if you don't like it!

.

JWood201 · 05-17-2003, 08:22 PM

Cute. Keep going...

*InThisMoment* · 05-17-2003, 09:21 PM

keep Going! it sounds real interesting!

Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan · 05-18-2003, 03:29 PM

Sorry I haven't posted in a few days. I was writng the next part. It's kinda short and a cliff hanger. But... enjoy!

GILLIAN: What did you say, Darling?

MARY-ANN: Nothing. I'd better get going. *She starts to exit, but Ginger enters and blocks her path. She is wearing a pink flower girl dress* This nightmare just keeps getting worse, and worse! *Then we hear crying. Mary-Ann turns to look. It is Mr. and Mrs. Howell. Then the wedding march starts to play. Mary-Ann's clothes turn to a white, long wedding dress. She walks down the walk way to Gilligan. She comes to a halt*

SKIPPER (SKIPPY): Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to join the forces of this man and this woman. Do you, Gillian, take this woman, Mary-Anne summers to be your wife?

GILLIAN: I do.

SKIPPER (SKIPPY): Do you, Mary-Ann, take this man, Gillian to be your husband?

MARY-ANN: I....I......I.

*Mary-Ann tried to to think of an answer, but couldn't. She loved Gillian as a friend, but just as a friend. But something inside her told her that she loved Gillian even than that!*

Please tell me what you think so far.

iDOhavealife · 05-19-2003, 12:38 PM

Getting interesting! Just one small criticism (and I mean no offense, so please don't take any)--you keep writing "Gillian" instead of "GilliGan". Again, I mean no offense. Thanks!

*InThisMoment* · 05-20-2003, 05:49 PM

Sounds Great! Keep Going!

iDOhavealife · 05-26-2003, 05:55 PM

Ummm...if my criticism about the spelling of Gilligan's name made you stop posting, I'm sincerely sorry.

Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan · 05-26-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iDOhavealife
Ummm...if my criticism about the spelling of Gilligan's name made you stop posting, I'm sincerely sorry.

No. Don't worry about it! We're all friends here. I'll post the next part soon! I'm having writers block. Maybe tomorrow.

-Brandon.

iDOhavealife · 05-26-2003, 08:43 PM

OK, good

! Believe me, I know all about writer's block.

JWood201 · 05-26-2003, 09:11 PM

Speaking of your writer's block ... Still got it? **pleading look**

Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan · 05-26-2003, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JWood201
Speaking of your writer's block ... Still got it? **pleading look**

No. I guess I can post it now.

MARY-ANN: I-I-I.

MRS. HOWELL *WISPERING* Does Mary-Ann have a speech problem we don't know about?

MR. HOWELL: I know. She sounds like Ricky Ricardo. (from 'I Love Lucy.')

MARY-ANN: Gilligan, I- *Looking at Gilligans face, staring to sweat* do. I do.

SKIPPY: Then I pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride. *Gilligan leans in to kiss Mary-Ann, but a loud roll of thunder interups him*

SKIPPY: Everybody! To a cave. Follow me. *Gilligan, Mr. and Mrs. Howell and Skippy exit. Mary-Ann looks up at the sky*

MARY-ANN *LOOKS LIKE SHE'S PRAYING* Thank you.

*Back at Mary-Ann and Gingers hut. Mary-Ann rises in her bed. She looks down at Ginger, who is still sleeping. Mary-Ann gets out of bed and exits*

*Outside the hut. Mary-Ann is walking around. Gilligan enters, but Mary-Ann doesn't see him. He walks over to her, and taps her on the sholder*

MARY-ANN: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Canibal!!

GILLIGAN: Shhh. Mary-Ann it's just me.

MARY-ANN: Gilligan! You scared the holy sugar out of me!

GILLIGAN: Sorry. Most people say I'm scary. What are you doing up.

MARY-ANN: Night mare. You?

GILLIGAN: Me to. I dreamt you and me got married!

MARY-ANN *SHOCKED* Me to.

GILLIGAN: And-then-the- *They look into each other's eyes. Gilligna leans in and kisses Mary-Ann gently on the lips. He breaks the kiss apart, looks at her* I'm sorry. *He runs away. Mary-Ann looks after him, thinking. Thinking she and Gilligan were MORE then just friends.

THE END

If you were wondering why a guy would write a wedding story. Well, it's because my cousin, who's in her 20's wants to get married, so this story is dedicated to her. Love ya, Cuz!

Hope you guys liked it!

-Brandon.

iDOhavealife · 05-26-2003, 10:18 PM

Hi, Courtney. Not sure if you were talking to me (you talkin' to me, huh?!) or BlairFan, but I'm answering anyway, LOL.

I think I have a lot more of the "jerk from high school" fic written in my head. Just need to get it down on the computer. This is the final week of school for my kids, and we're going crazy with end-of-year things. They'll be out Thursday, so maybe I can write on Friday morning when they're sleeping in. I have some of the bugs worked out, so hopefully the writing will go easily.

If you were talking to BlairFan and not to me, just disregard my ramblings

!

JWood201 · 05-26-2003, 10:20 PM

That was directed to everyone! So ... YAY! I'm so excited! "Jerk from high school" fic - hehehe!

iDOhavealife · 05-26-2003, 10:21 PM

Interesting ending. "Sorry. Most people say I'm scary."--

Funny!

Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan · 05-26-2003, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iDOhavealife
Hi, Courtney. Not sure if you were talking to me (you talkin' to me, huh?!) or BlairFan, but I'm answering anyway, LOL.

I think I have a lot more of the "jerk from high school" fic written in my head. Just need to get it down on the computer. This is the final week of school for my kids, and we're going crazy with end-of-year things. They'll be out Thursday, so maybe I can write on Friday morning when they're sleeping in. I have some of the bugs worked out, so hopefully the writing will go easily.

If you were talking to BlairFan and not to me, just disregard my ramblings !

Wsa that a 'yes I liked it!' or 'no. Gilligan would NVER kiss Mary-Ann.' ? lol! Are you a teacher?

05-16-2003, 06:12 PM	#1
Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 06, 2003 Location: Blair's house Posts: 326	"Wedding of a Lifetime" Hey, guys! Are you ready for this? Let's go! The opening scene- Mary-Ann and Gingers hut. It is dark. Ginger is thinking about something. Mary-Ann enters and sees her MARY-ANN: Ginger, are you coming to bed? GINGER: In a second. I'm just thinking about the most WONDERFUL person on Earth. MARY-ANN: Who's that? GINGER: thinking it was advious: Me! MARY-ANN thinking 'yeah right Oh, dumb me. Mary-Ann climbs on the top of the bed, while Ginger slips into the bottom of it. A few Minutes later, we see smoke. It is Mary-Anns dream MARY-ANN'S DREAM: Mary-Ann enters, wearing her normal everyday day clothes. She isn't on the island anymore. She looks around her MARY-ANN: Where am I? The Skipper walks by. He is dressed as a priest Excuse me! Excuse, sir! The Skipper stops and walks to Mary-Ann SKIPPER: May I help you? MARY-ANN: Skipper? SKIPPER: No. My name is Skippy. MARY-ANN: Well... Skippy, where are we? SKIPPER: Your wedding. MARY-ANN very shocked: My... wedding?? SKIPPER: That's right. MARY-ANN: Who is the groom? Gillian enters, wearing a tux. GILLIAN: Here I am, my love! MARY-ANN: Oh, boy! Tell me what you think so far! Is it good or bad? You can tell me the truth. It won't hurt my felling if you don't like it! .
	__________________ Brandon loves Blair Warner! Lisa, if you are reading this, I YOU!!! "One Life To Live" (coming soon)

05-17-2003, 09:21 PM	#3
InThisMoment a starlit sky and you & me Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 02, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 95,142	keep Going! it sounds real interesting!
	__________________ an island of green and blueberry ice wish we were there but you make me feel i'm in paradise, anywhere you're velvet on a red cupcake sound a cello & a violin make

05-17-2003, 08:22 PM	#2
JWood201 TV Nerd Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Posts: 798	Cute. Keep going...

05-18-2003, 03:29 PM	#4
Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 06, 2003 Location: Blair's house Posts: 326	Sorry I haven't posted in a few days. I was writng the next part. It's kinda short and a cliff hanger. But... enjoy! GILLIAN: What did you say, Darling? MARY-ANN: Nothing. I'd better get going. She starts to exit, but Ginger enters and blocks her path. She is wearing a pink flower girl dress This nightmare just keeps getting worse, and worse! Then we hear crying. Mary-Ann turns to look. It is Mr. and Mrs. Howell. Then the wedding march starts to play. Mary-Ann's clothes turn to a white, long wedding dress. She walks down the walk way to Gilligan. She comes to a halt SKIPPER (SKIPPY): Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to join the forces of this man and this woman. Do you, Gillian, take this woman, Mary-Anne summers to be your wife? GILLIAN: I do. SKIPPER (SKIPPY): Do you, Mary-Ann, take this man, Gillian to be your husband? MARY-ANN: I....I......I. Mary-Ann tried to to think of an answer, but couldn't. She loved Gillian as a friend, but just as a friend. But something inside her told her that she loved Gillian even than that! Please tell me what you think so far.

05-19-2003, 12:38 PM	#5
iDOhavealife "Let It Be" Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 24, 2003 Location: Sitting here in Blue Jay Way Posts: 195	Getting interesting! Just one small criticism (and I mean no offense, so please don't take any)--you keep writing "Gillian" instead of "GilliGan". Again, I mean no offense. Thanks!

05-20-2003, 05:49 PM	#6
InThisMoment a starlit sky and you & me Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 02, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 95,142	Sounds Great! Keep Going!

05-26-2003, 05:55 PM	#7
iDOhavealife "Let It Be" Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 24, 2003 Location: Sitting here in Blue Jay Way Posts: 195	Ummm...if my criticism about the spelling of Gilligan's name made you stop posting, I'm sincerely sorry.

05-26-2003, 08:43 PM	#9
iDOhavealife "Let It Be" Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 24, 2003 Location: Sitting here in Blue Jay Way Posts: 195	OK, good ! Believe me, I know all about writer's block.

05-26-2003, 09:11 PM	#10
JWood201 TV Nerd Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Posts: 798	Speaking of your writer's block ... Still got it? pleading look

05-26-2003, 10:18 PM	#12
iDOhavealife "Let It Be" Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 24, 2003 Location: Sitting here in Blue Jay Way Posts: 195	Hi, Courtney. Not sure if you were talking to me (you talkin' to me, huh?!) or BlairFan, but I'm answering anyway, LOL. I think I have a lot more of the "jerk from high school" fic written in my head. Just need to get it down on the computer. This is the final week of school for my kids, and we're going crazy with end-of-year things. They'll be out Thursday, so maybe I can write on Friday morning when they're sleeping in. I have some of the bugs worked out, so hopefully the writing will go easily. If you were talking to BlairFan and not to me, just disregard my ramblings !

05-26-2003, 10:20 PM	#13
JWood201 TV Nerd Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Posts: 798	That was directed to everyone! So ... YAY! I'm so excited! "Jerk from high school" fic - hehehe!

05-26-2003, 10:21 PM	#14
iDOhavealife "Let It Be" Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 24, 2003 Location: Sitting here in Blue Jay Way Posts: 195	Interesting ending. "Sorry. Most people say I'm scary."-- Funny!