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nantucket_wings · 05-16-2003, 10:31 AM

in a mud wrestling match, who would win (and why) and who would leave the ring with mudd in there speedos/swimsuit and a really sore butt ...

Ice Cream Man · 05-16-2003, 11:04 AM

Without a doubt Helen.

1. She's the kind of woman who will fight dirty (no pun intended)
2. Joe and Brian are decent guys and decent guys don't hit women. So they'd stand there all muddy and bruised and take more and more punishment from Helen.
3. As the two guys get the crap beat out of them, Brian would think Helen beating the crap out of him was kinky and Joe would be too polite to say anything.

Chocoholic · 05-16-2003, 06:23 PM

I think it would be Helen because

1. Joe wouldn't dare go willingly into a pile of mud because he hates getting dirty and messy.
2. Brian doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would hit a woman.

and

3. Helen could eat both Joe and Brian for lunch and still have room for Lowell and Antonio!

spunkygirl · 05-17-2003, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ice Cream Man
Without a doubt Helen.

1. She's the kind of woman who will fight dirty (no pun intended)
2. Joe and Brian are decent guys and decent guys don't hit women. So they'd stand there all muddy and bruised and take more and more punishment from Helen.
3. As the two guys get the crap beat out of them, Brian would think Helen beating the crap out of him was kinky and Joe would be too polite to say anything.

I agree! I can't add anything.

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05-16-2003, 10:31 AM	#1
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05-16-2003, 11:04 AM	#2
Ice Cream Man DieHard Wing Fan Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2003 Posts: 107	Without a doubt Helen. 1. She's the kind of woman who will fight dirty (no pun intended) 2. Joe and Brian are decent guys and decent guys don't hit women. So they'd stand there all muddy and bruised and take more and more punishment from Helen. 3. As the two guys get the crap beat out of them, Brian would think Helen beating the crap out of him was kinky and Joe would be too polite to say anything.

05-16-2003, 06:23 PM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I think it would be Helen because 1. Joe wouldn't dare go willingly into a pile of mud because he hates getting dirty and messy. 2. Brian doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would hit a woman. and 3. Helen could eat both Joe and Brian for lunch and still have room for Lowell and Antonio!