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nantucket_wings · 05-09-2003, 09:07 PM

whats the best one liner used on the show? if you have more than one you can put them down too ...

Chocoholic · 05-09-2003, 09:57 PM

Joe

"If it's and but's were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas."
"Where do I go when it finally dawns on me that my life sucks?"
"I wonder how long trout live in trees."
"This is the stupidest thing that Brian has ever done! And he once painted me blue."

Brian

"It's a sad country when anyone can walk up to a counter and buy meat."
"Don't worry, Fay, I'm sure the police will have their own weapons."

Antonio

"I'm starving! I've been having lots of sex."
"My, look how pink it is! Pink is pretty."
"Oh, forgive me! I just thought we could use a break from your 'All the good men are married or gay' speech!"

I'm sure I can come up with more.

Scott H. · 05-10-2003, 11:28 PM

Roy:

"If it's green it's trouble, if it's fried, get double."

Krista2882 · 05-11-2003, 11:28 AM

one of my number one favorites is still,

"One minute we're spanking each other with meat, and then the next, things just got weird." -Joe in 'Ladies Who Lunch'

i know this show is full of GREAT one-liners, but that's the only one I could think of off the top of my head right now.

hehe

Scott H. · 05-13-2003, 10:06 PM

Another one from Brian (but since I can't remember the EXACT quote, I won't use the "") discussing the "smelliest moments in history"

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July 4th, 1776, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence with lots of men in velour suits and powder wigs, Ben Franklin asks, "Whose cheese is this?"

05-09-2003, 09:07 PM	#1
nantucket_wings " Wing Nut " Senior Member Join Date: Apr 08, 2003 Location: Mansfield, Ohio Posts: 1,042	Best One Liner whats the best one liner used on the show? if you have more than one you can put them down too ...

05-09-2003, 09:57 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Joe "If it's and but's were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas." "Where do I go when it finally dawns on me that my life sucks?" "I wonder how long trout live in trees." "This is the stupidest thing that Brian has ever done! And he once painted me blue." Brian "It's a sad country when anyone can walk up to a counter and buy meat." "Don't worry, Fay, I'm sure the police will have their own weapons." Antonio "I'm starving! I've been having lots of sex." "My, look how pink it is! Pink is pretty." "Oh, forgive me! I just thought we could use a break from your 'All the good men are married or gay' speech!" I'm sure I can come up with more.

05-10-2003, 11:28 PM	#3
Scott H. Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Apr 16, 2003 Location: Somewhat Deep South Posts: 4	Roy: "If it's green it's trouble, if it's fried, get double."

05-11-2003, 11:28 AM	#4
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	one of my number one favorites is still, "One minute we're spanking each other with meat, and then the next, things just got weird." -Joe in 'Ladies Who Lunch' i know this show is full of GREAT one-liners, but that's the only one I could think of off the top of my head right now. hehe

05-13-2003, 10:06 PM	#5
Scott H. Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Apr 16, 2003 Location: Somewhat Deep South Posts: 4	Another one from Brian (but since I can't remember the EXACT quote, I won't use the "") discussing the "smelliest moments in history" -------------------- July 4th, 1776, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence with lots of men in velour suits and powder wigs, Ben Franklin asks, "Whose cheese is this?"