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TJL · 05-03-2003, 09:15 AM

I go this from the IMDB.

Hole star Courtney Love is advertising for musicians to join her new band. The Celebrity Skin hitmaker is seeking a new bass player and guitarist - but asks that only girls apply. She has placed an advert in this week's edition of New York magazine Village Voice. It reads, "Join Courtney Love's touring band and get famous, see the world! Must play bass or guitar (really play), and look like a goddess. No boys." Love is currently working on songs for a new album due for release this summer. She is due to play Britain's Reading and Leeds festivals in August.

C'mon all you musicians out there, sign up!

I seriously doubt there will be a drug test.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 05-04-2003, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by TJL
I go this from the IMDB.

Hole star Courtney Love is advertising for musicians to join her new band. The Celebrity Skin hitmaker is seeking a new bass player and guitarist - but asks that only girls apply. She has placed an advert in this week's edition of New York magazine Village Voice. It reads, "Join Courtney Love's touring band and get famous, see the world! Must play bass or guitar (really play), and look like a goddess. No boys." Love is currently working on songs for a new album due for release this summer. She is due to play Britain's Reading and Leeds festivals in August.

C'mon all you musicians out there, sign up!

I seriously doubt there will be a drug test.

Janice · 05-04-2003, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by TJL
I seriously doubt there will be a drug test.

....maybe a drug test to make sure that they do drugs.

TJL · 05-04-2003, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by Janice

....maybe a drug test to make sure that they do drugs.

That was the other joke I was working on.

Get outta my head!!!

05-03-2003, 09:15 AM	#1
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	TJL's Hollywood Crapola: Music Edition! I go this from the IMDB. Hole star Courtney Love is advertising for musicians to join her new band. The Celebrity Skin hitmaker is seeking a new bass player and guitarist - but asks that only girls apply. She has placed an advert in this week's edition of New York magazine Village Voice. It reads, "Join Courtney Love's touring band and get famous, see the world! Must play bass or guitar (really play), and look like a goddess. No boys." Love is currently working on songs for a new album due for release this summer. She is due to play Britain's Reading and Leeds festivals in August. C'mon all you musicians out there, sign up! I seriously doubt there will be a drug test.
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