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Jem · 05-01-2003, 06:00 PM

My aunt sent me this joke in an email.

The Television Is My Boyfriend!
While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time. The only problem was the television set was old and would just shut off for no reason. But, I would just give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, which was no big deal...
A couple of days later the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. I was trying to get the television to come back on so, my son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked "Is your mom busy, son? My little one looked up at him and replied,"No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend".

*InThisMoment* · 05-01-2003, 06:02 PM

good one!

pandora_spocks · 05-01-2003, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jem
My aunt sent me this joke in an email.

The Television Is My Boyfriend!
While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time. The only problem was the television set was old and would just shut off for no reason. But, I would just give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, which was no big deal...
A couple of days later the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. I was trying to get the television to come back on so, my son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked "Is your mom busy, son? My little one looked up at him and replied,"No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend".

That was so cute.

fr00ti · 05-01-2003, 07:09 PM

Crimson and Clover · 05-01-2003, 07:36 PM

Babes_Cat · 05-01-2003, 07:37 PM

Pitooey · 05-01-2003, 07:40 PM

Funny.......

Kay Scarpetta · 05-01-2003, 08:04 PM

That's funny

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 05-01-2003, 08:04 PM

Brian · 05-01-2003, 08:27 PM

DarleneIllyria · 05-01-2003, 08:56 PM

disturbed child · 05-01-2003, 09:14 PM

Hahaha! That was pretty funny.

-*Leah*- · 05-01-2003, 09:19 PM

Cactus Jack · 05-01-2003, 09:29 PM

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 05-01-2003, 09:40 PM

05-01-2003, 06:00 PM	#1
Jem Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 25, 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 625	The Television is my Boyfriend My aunt sent me this joke in an email. The Television Is My Boyfriend! While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time. The only problem was the television set was old and would just shut off for no reason. But, I would just give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, which was no big deal... A couple of days later the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. I was trying to get the television to come back on so, my son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked "Is your mom busy, son? My little one looked up at him and replied,"No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend".
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05-01-2003, 09:14 PM	#12
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