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Chocoholic · 04-28-2003, 05:03 PM

FIFTEEN THINGS TO DO AT K-MART TO SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in
housewares" -- and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you
people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
"Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size
funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME!
PICK ME!!!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position
and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

And last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet
paper in here!"

*PinkLady* · 04-28-2003, 05:13 PM

Well, now we know what Nate's been doing since he got banned from SO...

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 04-28-2003, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snoopy
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in
housewares" -- and see what happens.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position
and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet
paper in here!"

I like #4.

Georgia's on my Mind · 04-28-2003, 05:25 PM

and this is why im glad my local kmart closed

Cactus Jack · 04-28-2003, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•

I like #4.

Ditto

Cactus Jack · 04-28-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmiegirl48

Well, now we know what Nate's been doing since he got banned from SO...

Titania · 04-28-2003, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmiegirl48

Well, now we know what Nate's been doing since he got banned from SO...

LOL

britt britt · 04-28-2003, 05:30 PM

I like # 14

Kay Scarpetta · 04-28-2003, 05:40 PM

I've seen that before, only for Walmart.

TJL · 04-28-2003, 06:07 PM

Oh no! Snoopy is posessed by the spirit of Rainman!

Get an exorcist in here stat!

Chocoholic · 04-28-2003, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TJL
Oh no! Snoopy is posessed by the spirit of Rainman!

Get an exorcist in here stat!

No, I just have her hostage in my basement. I'm going to torment her by making her watch Last of the Summer wine and listen to my wonderful stories about K-Mart! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

(Kristen: "Help me, guys!")

Mr. Stefani · 04-28-2003, 06:14 PM

some kid did #1 to my grandma. only she didnt realize they were in there until she went to pay for everything. lmao

Hollow · 04-28-2003, 07:28 PM

those are really funny i should try em. i saw another from somewhere else

When you're in the bathroom, ask the person in the stall next to you if you can borrow a highlighter

fr00ti · 04-28-2003, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snoopy
FIFTEEN THINGS TO DO AT K-MART TO SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position
and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 04-28-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snoopy

No, I just have her hostage in my basement. I'm going to torment her by making her watch Last of the Summer wine and listen to my wonderful stories about K-Mart! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

(Kristen: "Help me, guys!")

Are you feeding her?

04-28-2003, 05:30 PM	#8
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04-28-2003, 05:40 PM	#9
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04-28-2003, 06:07 PM	#10
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04-28-2003, 05:03 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Fun things to do at K-Mart FIFTEEN THINGS TO DO AT K-MART TO SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" -- and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" And last but not least, 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

04-28-2003, 05:13 PM	#2
PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	Well, now we know what Nate's been doing since he got banned from SO...

04-28-2003, 05:25 PM	#4
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	and this is why im glad my local kmart closed

04-28-2003, 06:14 PM	#12
Mr. Stefani Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 15, 2001 Posts: 20,757	some kid did #1 to my grandma. only she didnt realize they were in there until she went to pay for everything. lmao

04-28-2003, 07:28 PM	#13
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	those are really funny i should try em. i saw another from somewhere else When you're in the bathroom, ask the person in the stall next to you if you can borrow a highlighter