TV Land Episode Guide

[Pavan]

Just in case anyone was wondering how TV Land will air the episodes, it will be just like last time, in broadcast order:

The first 30 episodes of "I Dream of Jeannie" are in glorious black and white.

1-The Lady in the Bottle
Astronaut Tony Nelson is stranded on a desert island, where he finds a 2000-year-old genie, named Jeannie, inside a bottle.

2-My Hero
Tony ventures to ancient Persia to avenge an insult made to Jeannie by Ali, an enormous brute.

3-Guess What Happened on the Way to the Moon?
Jeannie sneaks along on one of Tony and Roger's desert survival missions -- only Tony doesn't want Jeannie's help.

4-Jeannie and the Marriage Caper
When Melissa, Tony's fiancee, wants to speed up their marriage plans, Tony begins to have second thoughts.

5-G.I. Jeannie
Jeannie joins the WAFs in the hopes of becoming Tony's new secretary.

6-The Yacht Murder Case
On a yacht, everyone is convinced that Tony has killed Jeannie.

7-Anybody Here Seen Jeannie?
Worried about Tony's safety, Jeannie causes him to fail a physical before an important space launching.

8-The Americanization of Jeannie
Jeannie takes lessons in how to be the perfect American woman.

9-The Moving Finger
Jeannie tries her luck at becoming a Hollywood star, only to discover that genies can't be photographed.

10-Djinn and Water
Tony's latest problem: how to turn salt water into fresh. Jeannie brings back her great-grandfather to help.

11-Whatever Became of Baby Custer?
An eight-year-old boy is certain that Jeannie is a genie, prompting Dr. Bellows to psychoanalyze the child.

12-Where'd You Go-Go?
Roger has a date with Jeannie while Tony is dating an old friend.

13-Russian Roulette
Tony is designated to escort a pretty Russian cosmonaut around town, but Jeannie won't hear of it.

14-What House Across the Street?
Jeannie blinks up a phony house and phony parents in her latest attempts at marrying Tony.

15-Too Many Tonys
Jeannie invents a phony Tony in order to show the real Tony how much fun a real wedding will be.

16-Get Me to Mecca on Time
Jeannie must make a trip to Mecca to perform an ancient ceremony, or else she'll disappear forever.

17-The Richest Astronaut in the World
Roger finally discovers the secret of Jeannie's existence and steals her for his own greedy purposes.

18-Is There an Extra Jeannie in the House?
Trying to help Roger on a date, Jeannie gives him a genie of his own--her cousin Myrt.

19-Never Try to Outsmart a Jeannie
Jeannie tries to convince Tony that an ocean voyage will be too dangerous unless she comes along.

20-My Master the Doctor
Jeannie fulfills Tony's secret wish of becoming a doctor, only to find that his first patient is Roger.

21-Jeannie and the Kidnap Caper
Tony is captured by Red Chinese spies, leaving Jeannie to rescue her master from certain death.

22-How Lucky Can You Get?
In Reno, Jeannie changes the gambling odds so Roger wins big, only to have it all taken away when Tony finds out.

23-Watch the Birdie
To impress the general, Jeannie helps improve Tony's golf game.

24-Permanent House Guest
Tony must find a way of explaining to Dr. Bellows how an elephant got into his bedroom.

25-Bigger Than a Breadbox
Roger is fooled by a phony fortune teller, and it's up to Tony and Jeannie to save him.

26-My Master the Great Rembrandt
Jeannie turns a duplicate Rembrandt painting into an original, causing Dr. Bellows to start an investigation.

27-My Master the Thief
Jeannie sees a pair of slippers in a museum and takes them home, claiming they belonged to her 2000 years ago.

28-This Is Murder
Jeannie tries to kill a visiting princess because her family insulted Jeannie's 3000 years ago.

29-My Master the Magician
Tony must convince Dr. Bellows that he is a great magician when the doctor catches Tony floating in mid-air.

30-I'll Never Forget What's Her Name
Tony gets amnesia and then falls in love with the first girl he sees-Jeannie.

31-Happy Anniversary
Celebrating their first anniversary on the same island where they met, Jeannie and Tony rescue the evil Blue Djinn-who vows to kill his rescuer. Michael Ansara, Barbara Eden's husband at the time, guest-stars.

32-Always on Sunday
Jeannie stops the days of the week and turns every day into Sunday.

33-My Master the Rich Tycoon
Tony must explain to the Internal Revenue how he acquired a house full of famous art, a safe full of money, and a full staff of servants. Paul Lynde makes his first of three guest appearances.

34-My Master the Rainmaker
When snow falls on his house in July, Dr. Bellows believes that Tony knows how to control the weather.

35-My Wild-Eyed Master
Jeannie plays havoc with Tony's vision on an important eye test.

36-What's New, Poodle Dog?
When Roger tells Jeannie he's arranged a double date for Tony and himself, she turns Roger into a French poodle.

37-Fastest Gun in the East
Jeannie sends Tony back to the Old West where he must single-handedly defend a town against rustlers, murderers, and thieves.

38-How to Be a Genie in Ten Easy Lessons
A MUST-SEE EPISODE.
Feeling that Jeannie causes him too much trouble, Tony mistakenly gives her a guide book of tortures to use on him. The troubling question why Tony never bothers to read even a single sentence in this book underlies this entire series' bizarre sense of logic and unreality. As the series progresses, from this episode on, logic and realism are increasingly ignored in favor of surrealistic humor.

39-Who Needs a Green-Eyed Jeannie?
While Tony is on a date, a jealous Jeannie turns his companion into a chimp.

40-The Girl Who Never Had a Birthday (Part 1)
Tony must find out the exact date Jeannie was born before she disappears forever.

41-The Girl Who Never Had a Birthday (Part 2)
Tony tries to keep Dr. Bellows busy while Roger uses a government computer to determine Jeannie's birthday.

42-How Do You Beat Superman?
To make Tony jealous, Jeannie conjures up a phony suitor.

43-My Master the Great Caruso
A MUST-SEE EPISODE.
Through Jeannie's magic, Tony is transformed into one of the greatest singers of all time. Larry Hagman's deliberately tone-deaf singing plus a climax where he exhibits an extraordinary vocal range add extra hilarity to a standard Jeannie plot.

44-The World's Greatest Lover
Feeling sorry for Roger's inability to get a date, Jeannie casts a spell that makes him irresistible to women.

45-Jeannie Breaks the Bank
Jeannie blinks six million dollars into Tony's bank account, leaving him the task of explaining the large sum to Dr. Bellows.

46-My Master the Author
Tony has supposedly written a book on motherhood. Dr. Bellows doesn't believe it and decides to put Tony to the test.

47-Greatest Invention in the World
Jeannie's new spot remover almost lands Dr. Bellows in Iceland when he decides to test the product on General Peterson.

48-My Master the Spy
In Paris, Jeannie blinks up a duplicate Tony, setting Dr. Bellows off on a hunt for spies.

49-You Can't Arrest Me
Jeannie tries to drive Tony's car without a driver's license, which lands them both in court.

50-One of Our Bottles Is Missing
Mrs. Bellows walks off with Jeannie's bottle with Jeannie still inside.

51-My Master, the Civilian
Jeannie shows Tony what his future would be like if he left NASA for a desk job in Ohio.

52-There Goes the Best Genie I Ever Had
When Tony decides to send Jeannie away forever, he suddenly realizes he can't live without her.

53-The Greatest Entertainer in the World
To help Tony stage a celebration for General Peterson, Jeannie produces a duplicate Sammy Davis Jr. Sammy Davis Jr. guest-stars. A MUST-SEE EPISODE - Davis displays an acute sense of absurd comedy.

54-The Incredible Shrinking Master
Jeannie accidentally blinks Tony to the size of a mouse, and he is menaced by a cat.

55-My Master the Pirate
Jeannie blinks Tony back to the days of the pirates, where he tries to rescue a woman believed to be his great-great-great-grandmother.

56-A Secretary Is Not a Toy
When Jeannie decides Tony should be a general, she almost gets him kicked out of the space program.

57-There Goes the Bride
Jeannie tricks Tony into proposing to her. This causes trouble with Haji, king of all the genies.

58-My Master, Napoleon's Buddy
Tony can't change the course of history when Jeannie takes him to visit Napoleon.

59-The Birds and the Bees Bit
Tony proposes to Jeannie. He thinks she will lose her powers once they are married, but changes his mind when he learns that their children will be genies.

60-My Master, the Swinging Bachelor
At a dinner party, Jeannie bakes a cake that turns the eater back into a child.

61-The Mod Party
Dr. Bellows schedules an outdoor exercise for Tony and Roger on the same night as Roger's Mod party. A MUST-SEE EPISODE, since it colorfully encapsulates a brief but fascinating period in American pop culture: "the Mod era" inspired by Swinging London.

62-Fly Me to the Moon
When Jeannie's blink goes wrong, Tony is almost sent to the moon as a chimp. Guest star: Larry Storch, who played the character Corporal Agarn on "F Troop.".

63-Jeannie or the Tiger
A MUST-SEE EPISODE.
Jeannie's sister tries to steal Tony away from her by blinking him all over the world, including the jungles of Africa. This is the first appearance of Jeannie's brunette sibling (also played by Barbara Eden), who would go on to make eight more appearances.

64-Second Greatest Con Artist in the World
A con man in Honolulu tries to acquire a rare scarab of Jeannie's, but Jeannie gets the last laugh.

65-My Turned-On Master
Jeannie switches her powers to Tony, who unknowingly gives them to Dr. Bellows.

66-My Master the Weakling
A MUST-SEE EPISODE.
Jeannie tries to save Tony and Roger from the wrath of a new, tough physical fitness instructor. Don Rickles makes a brilliant guest appearance as a sadist.

67-Jeannie the Hip Hippie
Jeannie assembles a rock group, needed for Mrs. Bellows, so Tony and she can go on vacation. Guest stars: Tommy Boyce AND Bobby Hart, best known as the songwriters for some of The Monkees' top hits, and genius record producer Phil Spector. A MUST-SEE EPISODE for its historic value and its wonderful absurdity.

68-Everybody's a Movie Star
A MUST-SEE EPISODE.
Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a famous movie director. Paul Lynde guest-stars, and it is one of his finer moments in TV Land. This episode also exhibits the comic talents of Bill Daily at their very best.

69-Who Are You Calling a Genie?
Dr. Bellows is sent into space as a mouse after Jeannie loses her memory.

70-Meet My Master's Mother
Jeannie gets upset when Tony's mother visits, declaring her son needs someone to take care of him.

71-Here Comes Bootsie Nightingale
Jeannie is jealous when Tony is ordered to escort a glamorous movie star. Carol Wayne guest-stars as Bootsie Nightingale. Jesse White appears as her manager.

72-Tony's Wife
Jeannie's evil sister convinces Jeannie that she is bad luck to Tony and must leave him.

73-Jeannie and the Bank Robbery
When Tony tells Jeannie to help someone other than himself, she helps two crooks rob a bank.

74-My Son the Genie
The president is coming to Tony's house at the same time as a bumbling new genie-in-training. Bob Denver guest-stars.

75-Jeannie Goes to Honolulu
After Tony tells Jeannie he is off to the North Pole, she finds him on the beach at Waikiki. Hawaiian entertainer Don Ho guest stars.

76-The Battle of Waikiki
Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, an ancient Hawaiian King who plans to retake Hawaii.

A four-part virtual mini-series:

77-Genie, Genie, Who's Got the Genie (Part 1)
Jeannie is accidentally locked inside a safe destined for the moon.

78-Genie, Genie, Who's Got the Genie (Part 2)
Still locked in the safe, Jeannie is sold to a junk dealer who plans to crush the safe in a scrap-compressing machine.

79-Genie, Genie, Who's Got the Genie (Part 3)
Knowing that Jeannie is still locked inside the safe, her wicked sister tries once again to nab Tony for herself. Guest star: Ted Cassidy, who played the character Lurch on "The Addams Family."

80-Genie, Genie, Who's Got the Genie (Part 4)
Tony panics when he learns that Jeannie becomes the property of the one who frees her from the safe. [Note: The above four episodes have been packaged together by Nick at Nite as "Jeannie: The Movie."]

81-Please Don't Feed the Astronauts
Jeannie helps Tony and Roger pass a wilderness survival test complete with giant chickens and harem girls. Paul Lynde and Ted Cassidy guest-star.

82-My Master the Ghost Breaker
Tony inherits a castle in England, only to discover that it is haunted by thieves who want to get rid of him.

83-Divorce, Genie Style
Mrs. Bellows thinks Tony is a rotten husband and tries to arrange a divorce for Jeannie.

84-My Double-Crossing Master
Tony poses as a dashing Britisher named Geoffrey to prove that Jeannie is faithful to him.

85-Have You Ever Had a Genie Hate You?
Jeannie's wicked sister tricks her into hating Tony and falling in love with Roger.

86-Operation, First Couple on the Moon
Jeannie's sister offers to keep Tony from getting to the moon with a pretty woman scientist.

87-Haven't I Seen Me Someplace Before?
When Jeannie gives Roger one birthday wish, Roger mistakenly wishes that he could be Tony.

88-U.F.Oh Jeannie
A family of hillbillies mistake Tony and Roger for Martians. Kathleen Freeman and J. Pat O'Malley guest-star.

89-Jeannie and the Wild Pipchicks
A MUST-SEE EPISODE.
Candy sent by Jeannie's mother brings out hidden desires in anyone who eats it. Reta Shaw guest-stars. This episode is extremely zany.

90-Tomorrow Is Not Another Day
Jeannie accidentally blinks up a copy of the next day's newspaper-delighting Roger, who plans a get-rich-quick scheme.

91-Abdullah
Jeannie's baby nephew lands Tony in a maternity ward.

92-The Used Car Salesman
When a crooked car salesman swindles Jeannie, she vows to get revenge.

93-Djinn, Djinn Go Home
Jeannie's uniform-hating dog shows up and attacks everyone in sight. This is the first episode to feature this vicious dog.

94-The Strongest Man in the World
Tony enters the armed forces boxing tournament unaware that his boxing abilities came from Jeannie.

95-Indispensable Jeannie
While Jeannie is away, she causes the house to fulfill all of Tony's wishes, only Tony doesn't know it.

96-Jeannie and the Top Secret
On his way to Washington with a top secret film, Tony is constantly bothered by a jealous Jeannie.

97-How to Marry an Astronaut
Jeannie's sister almost tricks Tony into marrying her.

98-Dr. Bellows Goes Sane
Dr. Bellows' wild report on Tony prompts General Peterson to hire another psychiatrist to analyze Dr. Bellows. Joe Flynn (Capt. Binghamton on "McHale's Navy") guest-stars.

99-Jeannie the Guru
A MUST-SEE EPISODE.
A general's hippie daughter uses Jeannie's secret to blackmail Tony into letting her boyfriend hide out in his house. This episode marks the first appearance by the new general on the show, General Schaeffer (Vinton Hayworth). It is also perhaps the quintessential counterculture episode in TV Land, besides being a hilarious countercultural satire.

100-The Case of My Vanishing Master (Part 1)
Jeannie is unaware that Dr. Bellows has planted a double in Tony's house while he is away on a secret mission.

101-The Case of My Vanishing Master (Part 2)
Tony's double proves to be an enemy agent.

102-Ride 'Em Astronaut
When Jeannie becomes Queen of the Rodeo, Tony accidentally enters a bucking bronco contest.

103-Invisible House For Sale
Wishing that Tony would spend more time with her, Jeannie puts his house up for sale.

104-Jeannie, the Governor's Wife
Jeannie and Roger insist that Tony run for governor of Florida.

105-Is There a Doctor in the House?
When Jeannie's mother pays a visit, she immediately falls in love with Dr. Bellows. Barbara Eden plays Jeannie's mother.

106-The Biggest Star in Hollywood
Jeannie appears on the "Laugh-In" show, making her an instant celebrity. Guest stars from "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In" include Judy Carne, Arte Johnson, Gary Owens and its producer George Schlatter. A MUST-SEE EPISODE for its TV Land intertextuality and its madcap sense of farce.

107-The Porcelain Puppy
Jeannie's recipe for turning things into porcelain backfires when she accidentally turns her dog Djinn Djinn into a porcelain statue.

108-Jeannie for the Defense
In a small town, Tony is arrested for hit-and-run driving. In the middle of this episode is a segment of pure, absurdist comedy involving Major Nelson in a jail cell. The scene makes this a MUST-SEE EPISODE.

109-Nobody Loves a Fat Astronaut
Jeannie's sister fouls up Tony's chances of flying to the moon by increasing his weight to 300 pounds.

110-Around the World in 80 Blinks
A MUST-SEE EPISODE.
On a moon mission, Jeannie blinks Tony home fearing for his safety. Richard Mulligan guest-stars. Excellent physical comedy at work here.

111-Jeannie-Go-Round
While Tony is out on a date, Jeannie's sister tries to steal him.

112-Jeannie and the Secret Weapon
Jeannie's working toy model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialled when an enterprising manufacturer tries to market the toy.

113-The Blackmail-Order Bride
A reporter tries blackmail to get an in-depth interview with Major Nelson.

114-Jeannie at the Piano
After Jeannie blinks a piano into existence, Tony winds up playing it like a master musician.

115-Djinn Djinn, the Pied Piper
Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog, reappears. This time he causes havoc with General Schaeffer's dog Jupiter.

116-Guess Who's Going to Be a Bride? (Part 1)
Tony refuses Jeannie's wish to be his bride, causing her to leave him forever. This marriage proposal is certainly a significant TV Land event after a build-up of four years. It qualifies this two-parter as a MUST-SEE. Jackie Coogan guest-stars.

117-Guess Who's Going to Be a Bride? (Part 2)
Tony risks everything to find Jeannie, and asks for her hand in marriage.

118-Jeannie's Beauty Cream
A MUST-SEE EPISODE.
Jeannie's face cream turns Mrs. Bellows into a beautiful teenager. This episode repeatedly throws logic and rational human behavior out the window in favor of hysteria and manic comedy.

119-Jeannie and the Bachelor Party
A bachelor party for Tony surprises everyone, including Tony.

120-The Blood of Jeannie
Jeannie's blood test for marriage causes problems when it turns out she has green corpuscles.

121-See You In C-U-B-A
Jeannie accidentally blinks Tony's plane to Cuba where he is taken prisoner. Farrah Fawcett and Pedro Gonzales guest-star.

122-The Mad Home Wrecker
An interior decorator turns Tony's house into a disaster.

123-Uncles a Go-Go
Before Jeannie may marry, her uncles must give final approval.

124-The Wedding
On the day of their wedding, Jeannie reveals that she cannot be photographed.

125-My Sister the Homewrecker
Jeannie's sister masquerades as Tony's wife until Jeannie figures out her disguise. Farrah Fawcett and Michael Ansara guest-star.

126-Jeannie the Matchmaker
Jeannie tries to find Roger a perfect mate at the same time that Roger is supposed to escort a general's niece. This episode features a hilarious dancing scene as one of its highlights.

127-Never Put a Genie on a Budget
Tony puts Jeannie on a tight budget after she misuses his credit cards. Another hippie episode, featuring a pair of groovy boarders called The Learys.

128-Please Don't Give My Jeannie No More Wine
Jeannie's special wine causes the Bellowses to disappear.

129-One of Our Hotels Is Growing
When there is no room at a hotel, Jeannie blinks on an extra floor.

130-The Solid Gold Jeannie
In isolation after a moon trip, Jeannie blinks in on Tony and is mistaken for a creature from outer space by a fellow astronaut.

131-Mrs. Djinn Djinn
When Roger spreads the news that Jeannie is expecting, he doesn't know that Mrs. Djinn Djinn is the only one about to become a mother.

132-Jeannie and the Curious Kid
Dr. Bellows' nephew sees Jeannie come out of the bottle and tells his uncle of the strange happenings.

133-Jeannie the Recording Secretary
Jeannie tries to get Tony the Best Husband Award at the same time that he is expected on an important moon mission. Larry Hagman once again showcases his talent for physical comedy in a scene where he behaves like a mechanical human being.

134-Help, Help a Shark
Tony tries to outwit a pool hustler, naturally using Jeannie's help until she gets knocked unconscious.

135-Eternally Yours, Jeannie
Tony has an unexpected reunion with his high school sweetheart and her jealous husband, an ex-football player.

136-An Astronaut in Sheep's Clothing
Using a live goat for wool, Jeannie tries to make Tony a hand-knit sweater for their anniversary.

137-Hurricane Jeannie
A MUST SEE-EPISODE.
Tony dreams that Dr. Bellows discovers Jeannie's real identity. Although this is not numerically the final episode of this series, it definitely has strong concluding qualities.

138-One Jeannie Beats Four of a Kind
To capture a card shark, Tony and Roger play poker, with disastrous results. Herbert Rudley guest-stars.

139-My Master the Chili King
Tony's conniving cousin Arvel makes him the unauthorized chili king of Cocoa Beach.

[I Dream of Jeannie]

Does TVLand cut shows as bad as the Hallmark Channel??

[BundyBoy10]

No, they dont.

YAHOO! BLACK AND WHITE!!

[LucyFan]

Thanks Pav! I've been wanting to see a descriptive episode guide of I Dream Of Jeannie for such a long time.

[BundyBoy10]

I cant wait! I dont know long it has been since i've seen BW Jeannie.