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1st Season:
Season 1 1. Legacy gs: Torrie Hanson (Passenger) Brigitte Kempt (Woman) On Nantucket Island,Joe Hackett,owner and sole pilot of Sandpiper Air,receives a letter from the executor of his late father's will.The letter contains a package to be opened only in the prescence of his brother,Brian,who had run off with Joe's financee Carol six years ago,and to whom Joe had not spoken to since. At the urging of Helen Chappel,propietress of the airport lunch counter and longtime friend to both brothers,Joe calls up Brian to invite him to the island.After Brian's arrival,the two open the package only to discover a key to a security deposit box.Expecting to a find a fortune,the two brothers head of to the bank.But they return with another key,this one to a lock in Boston.The trail of keys continue,until they return to Nantucket with a key belonging to an unknown lock.Frustrated at the meaningless chase,the strained peace between the two brothers dissolves. The painful subject of Carol is brought up,but Brian reveals that Carol ran off with another man only two weeks ago.Just as Brian is ready to leave the airport,Fay discovers that the key belongs to one of the lockers at the airport.Inside is one last suitcase,and inside that suitcase....is nothing but joke snakes and a picture of young Joe and Brian together. Their father's last wish was to have his estranged sons reunited,and that wish is granted as Brian excepts Joe's job offer to a pilot for Sandpiper. b: 19-Apr-1990 pc: 001 w: David Angell & Peter Casey & David Lee d: James Burrows -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Around the World in Eighty Years gs: Richard Erdman (Howard Banks) Sam Pancake (Delivery Man) Fay discovers that a man who has been in the airport for several days is only minutes away from completing a two-year flying trip around the world.But due do to a promise he made to god when his trip began,he believes he will die as soon as he finishes his journey.Despite Fay's encouragement,he finally to retrace his long route around the world to get home. Meanwhile,to help Helen her dream to become a concert cellist,Brian suggest she wear a sexy dress to her audition for the cambridge orchestra.But when she loses the job,she wonders what failed her:her musical ability or her dress? After receiving Joe's stunned opinion,Helen hurries off to practice. b: 26-Apr-1990 pc: 005 w: Philip Lazebnik d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Return to Nantucket (1) gs: John Dullagham (Businessman) Sy Richardson (Luther) William Bumiller (Danny McCoy) Kim Johnston Ulrich (Carol) Bryan Clark (Security Guard) Peggy Roeder (Woman) Matt Roe (Man) After an old friend drops by the airport and tells Brian that Carol is flying from Miami to London,Brian discovers that her flight is stopping in Boston.Hoping to be rejoined with his ex-wife,Brian leaves a message for Carol at the Boston terminal to meet him at the top of the Prudential Building the night she arrives in Boston.Despite the fog and Joe's advice to the contrary,Brian flies to Boston to meet her.Joe and Helen follow,to pick up the pieces when Carol doesn't show.But much to there surprise,she shows up. b: 03-May-1990 pc: 006 w: Philip Lazebnik d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Return to Nantucket (2) gs: Kim Johnston Ulrich (Carol) At Brian's urging Carol returns to Nantucket with him,But Brian's happiness is soon destroyed when Joe reveals Carol made a pass at him.Both brothers decide is no good for them,and the bizarre triangle finally comes to an end.q b: 10-May-1990 pc: 007 w: David Angell d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket gs: Megan Mullally (Cindy) Ben Mittleman (Jimmy) Kelly Britt (Woman) Huck Liggett (Customer) Ken Zavayna (Bartender) To help his brother's social life,Brian sets up Joe on a blind date.However,Joe's date turns out to have a reputations an "easy girl",and the date turns into a disaster.Eventaully Cindy decides to leave Nantucket and start a new life in Boston. b: 17-May-1990 pc: 002 w: Dave Hackel d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. All for One and Two for Helen gs: Peg Shirley (Celia Stewart) Steve Nevil (Frank Guttman) Zetta Whitlow (Gloria) Joe,Brian and Helen plan a trip to Boston to watch a Celtics game,but joe is forced to cancel thanks to an airport committee meeting concerning a nest of short-eared owls that Fay wants to save from Roy's plans for a new hangar.When Joe hears that the game has been canceled,but sees that Brian and Helen are not back from Boston,he wonders what they are up to.After an entertaining time in Boston,Brian and Helen end the evening at Helen's place,where she kicks him out after he makes a pass at her.But upon seeing Joe parked outside,watching the house,the two decide to trick Joe by having Brian sneek out the back and walk home.Joe's accusation's the next morning are thrown in his face,Helen then sets things straight concerning her relationship with the two brothers b: 24-May-1990 pc: 004 w: Dave Hackel d: Noam Pitlik |
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7. The Puppetmaster gs: Craig Bierko (Matt Sargent) To break Helen's "No dating Pilot's Rule",Brian hires Matt Sargent to play Helen's dream date,a man perfect in every way except that he's a pilot.But Matt's acting is too perfect; Helen's rule is forgotten as she vows her love for Matt.Matt and Helen's plans for marriage are unaffected by Brian's admission ofcomplicity.Joe reveals his love for Helen,and she reveals her feelings are the same as his;Matt pulls out a gun and the struggle insues between Matt and Joe.A shot is fired offstage in Helen's kitchen and Joe staggers out shaking,and Brian's plans seem to have taken a tragic turn.But the joke is on Brian,as Joe,Helen, and Matt have been playing him like a puppet from the beginning. Meanwhile,Roy's idea to keep in touch with Lowell by Walkie Talkie is less than successful. As Lowell uses it more for fun than actual cummincation. b: 28-Sep-1990 w: Philip Lazebnik d: Noam Pitlik NOTE: Moves to a New Night and Time,Friday @ 9:30. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. The Story of Joe gs: George Wendt (Norm Peterson) John Ratzenberger (Cliff) Charles Hallahan (Ted Cobb) When a writer from American Flyer Magazine comes to the island to interview,Joe thinks his fortunes may have taken an upswing.But when the writers interest is grabbed by Brian's wild adventures,Joe is left with nothing but jealousy.But despite Joe's accusations to the contrary,Brian has been talking to the writer about his brother.Unfortunately the editor kills the story,feeling there no catch to the story. Meanwhile,Cliff and Norm (from Cheers Fame) arrive on the island for a fishing trip,but have a little trouble actually reaching the water,due to the many wonderful pubs located on the island.They never do make it to the water. b: 05-Oct-1990 w: Bruce Rasmussen d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. A Little Nightmare Music gs: David Ogden Stiers (Edward Tinsdale) Kelly Miller (Mrs. Tindale) William B. Jackson (Passenger) Kelly Elizabeth Miller (Mrs. Tinsdale) When the conductor of the Minneapolis Philharmonic comes to Nantucket for his honeymoon,the brothers convince Helen to audition for him.After two cold rejections,Helen is ready to give on her dream.But after making peace with herself about giving up the cello,the conductor's final words of hope as he leaves the airport are the last thing she wants to hear. b: 12-Oct-1990 w: Bryan Winter d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. Sports & Leisure After a fishing trip is ruined by Roy,the gang uninvited him from a Trivial Pursuit party at Helen's.Angry at them initially, he accepts there invitation to the party and decides to be nice and try to fit in.But his new resolve is foiled by game partner, Lowell,who insists the answer to every question is "Ann-Margret" b: 19-Oct-1990 w: David Angell d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11. A Standup Kind of Guy gs: Kelly Cannell (Jerry Stark) Amanda Carlin (Marilyn) Roger Til (Monsieur Busard) Leslie Cook (Roberta) Walter Wiliford (Larry) A man claiming to be Joe's old high school friend asks Joe to be his best man.But Joe can't remember anything about the groom, even after the wedding party arrives on Nantucket. b: 26-Oct-1990 w: David Hackel d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12. It's Not the Thought, It's the Gift gs: Adrian Arnold (Young Joe) Valentino (Young Helen) Spencer Vrooman (Young Brian) Valri Jackson (Mrs. Hackett) Helen's birthday bcomes a contest between Joe and Brian to see who can buy her a more impressive gift.The gifts escalate until both reach and agreement to only give her "little gifts".But Brian doesn't come through on his end;Joe's little seagull on a piece of driftwood is overshadowed by Brian's CD player.Joe has the last laugh though, to make up with Helen over an argument about her birthday,he gives her his mother's cameo.Helen discovers this later while watching home movies from there childhood. b: 09-Nov-1990 w: Peter Casey & David Lee d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13. Hell Hath No Fury Like a Policewoman Scorned gs: Sharon Barr (Colleen Thomas) When Joe gets arrested by policewoman Colleen Thomas for the unpaid parking tickets that his brother had accumulated,Brian manages to charm Colleen into letting his brother out of the handcuffs.But his charm is stronger than he thinks,and soon Brian has an obsessed girlfriend.After an attempt to divert Colleen's attention onto his "girlfriend" Helen is deflected back by an harassed Helen,Brian finally tells Colleen the truth,she responds by hanging him upside down in the hangar. Meanwhile,Lowell totes his video camera around the airport trying to capture something to submit to the show "America's Wackiest Videos". b: 16-Nov-1990 pc: 014 w: Bill Diamond & Michael Saltzman d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14. High Anxiety gs: Jo Brewer (Nurse Carrie) Robert Colbert (Deke Braverman) Harris Shore (Dr. Bennett) Ryan Bish (Young Brian) Spencer Smith (Young Joe) Joe gets grounded by the Doc for his high blood pressure,so he takes his frustration and anger out out on Brian,who quits to enroll at TWA flight school.Joe,now searching for a new pilot,is unable to find anyone who will work for the salary he is offering,so he decides to sell Sandpiper to Roy.That is before Brian returns and convinces him to stay in the airline business. b: 23-Nov-1990 pc: 015 w: Bruce Rasmussen d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15. Friends or Lovers? gs: Michael Manasseri (Kennith Margaret McElvey) Charles Dugan (Mr. Stubbs) Jeremy Roberts (Doug) Lonely and Desperate,Joe and Helen decide to go out on a date.Brian listening in via a malfuctioning radio joins the unsuspecting pair.After a nice dinner,Joe parks the car up at Indian Point,the local teenage make out spot.After a case of the giggles,they share a long kiss,but decide to hold off on a more serious relationship for now. Meanwhile,with Joe still grounded due to high blood pressure, Brian hires a new back up pilot,High school student,Kenny McElvey. b: 07-Dec-1990 pc: 016 w: David Lloyd d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 16. There's Always Room for Cello gs: Abraham Benrubi (R.J.) Aileen Fitzpatrick (Woman) Ferdinand Carangelo (Rudy) Everyone is surprised when Roy lets his son R.J.,star of the high school football team,take cello lessons from Helen.Roy thinks his son just has a crush on Helen,but when Helen brings the issue up with R.J.,he tells her that he's gay.The gang soon finds out and Brian is dying to tell Roy but they won't let him. R.J. finally tells Roy he's Gay and Roy refuses to believe him and challenges him to a game of basketball,if Roy wins R.J.'s not gay but if R.J. wins he is.But everytime R.J. beats Roy,he wants to play again.R.J. tells Roy no matter how many times Roy beats him it won't change who he is.But the games continue as Joe and Brian watch b: 14-Dec-1990 pc: 003 w: Peter Casey & David Lee d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 17. A Terminal Christmas gs: George Furth (Frank) Chuck Sloan (Passenger) When everyone's Christmas turns rotten,the gang decide to go over to Fay's house and crash her christmas Party.But when they arrive they find her alone and sad,depressed that this is her first Christmas without her third husband George.After a lifeless dinner Fay finally comes to peace with her husband's departure by scattering Geaorge's ashes over the ocean. b: 21-Dec-1990 pc: 018 w: Bill Diamond & Michael Saltzman d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18. Airport '90 gs: Ralph Bruneau (Walter) Elizabeth Ince (Cathy Windsor) Rascal (Brutus) At the urging of an enthusiastic Helen,joe starts a flight school.With Lowell and another student the only ones enrolled.Joe spends 3 days on lift,and Helen is ready to quit.Bored out of her mind,Brian offers her a chance to fly the plane.But air turbulance knocks out Brian shortly into the flightleaving Helen on her own in the skies.Joe talks her down,and the near death experience has Joe and Helen finally taking the final plunge into dating. b: 03-Jan-1991 pc: 019 w: Bruce Rasmussen d: Noam Pitlik NOTE: Moves to a New Night and Time,Thursday @ 9:30. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 19. Love Is Like Pulling Teeth gs: Ace Mask (Mr. Tupperman) Patrick Massett (Art) Joe is torn,on one hand he promised to take care of Helen,who is gonna be layed up for the night after visiting the dentist.And on the hand he's missing the biggest College Basketball game of the year,when Providence plays Boston College.Joe soon finds out Helen's tv is in the shop,so he bundles up an unconcious Helen and takes her to his house and the party.She wanders off and everyone except Roy has to go looking for her. The next day Helen,tells Joe she knows what he did,and he's ready to take his medicine like a man but she tells him,she knows he missed the biggest game of the year to play nurse maid to her. b: 10-Jan-1991 w: Dave Hackel d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20. The Tennis Bum gs: Christopher Best (Audrey) Graig Benton (Passenger) For the upcoming model show,Lowell brings in his most prized possession,his radio controlled Graf Zeppelin model.Storing it in Joe's office he makes only one request,that Joe not fly it.But Joe does so and ofcourse destroy's it,after Roy bursts in without knocking and crushes it behind the door. Meanwhile,Brian's attempt at cheering Fay up by letting her beat him in a game of tennis,turns into embarrassment as the news of the victory spreads.So Brian,with wounded pride,challenges Fay to a rematch,but bows out when he realizes she is better than he thought.He fakes an injury to save face. Helen confronts Roy about not hiring any female pilots,so he claims that a male looking pilot is actully female.When Helen finally does ask him him if he is female,he says no.Roy says he was just playinmg mind games. b: 24-Jan-1991 w: Peter S. Mehlman d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21. My Brother's Back - And There's Gonna Be Trouble gs: Michael Manasseri (Kennith Margaret McElvey) Jonathan McMurtry (Inspector Hanson) Dana Anderson (Candy Striper) Karen Hensel (Mrs. McCloskey) Dai Kornberg (Mr. Greely) Michael Rogea (Male Travel Agent) Marilyn Child (Female Travel Agent) Peggy Mannix (Woman) Hollywood High School Marching Band () When Joe's back goes out and forces him into a stay at the hospital,Brian takes over Sandpiper.His eagerness is soon deflated,when all his new ideas (like inviting some Travel Agents for an all expenses paid trip to Nantucket) and crazy promotions (painting the Sandpiper logo on the back of a crab and giving them to passengers)turns into a disastrous mess. When Joe returns he finds the Airport in complete chaos,with the Marching band and the team mascot ready to board the plane for a world record attempt,and Brian looking for the plane after he missed place it. b: 31-Jan-1991 pc: 021 w: Bill Diamond & Michael Saltzman d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 22. Plane Nine From Nantucket gs: Teddy Wilson (John) John Vickery (Al) Jonathan McMurtry (Inspector Hanson) James Whitson (Tom) Roberta Farkas (Mary) Michael Eugene Fairman (Reporter) During a cargo flight,Brian and Joe see a UFO.Despite Joe's concerns about bringing down unfavorable media attention to Sanpiper,Brian reports the sighting to the FAA.Brian's report is ignored by the federal agents,but not by the UFO Society that visits afterward.Unfortunately,when Joe and Brian agree to take the group and a reporter up to see if they can see the UFO again,the UFO society shows it's true colors. Meanwhile,Helen informs Fay she still owes her money on the lunch bill,which Fay insists she payed.They end up resorting to an arm wrestling contest to settle the dispute. b: 07-Feb-1991 w: Philip Lazebnik d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23. Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places gs: Deborah May (Karen) Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) Claire Yarlett (Stephanie) Perry Anzilotti (Giacomo) Ed Beechner (Football Player) David Fullmer (Delivery Man) Valentines Day gets off to a rocky start for Helen and Joe;Joe's gift of chocolates is not appreciated by the once overwieght Helen.But Helen apologizes for taking it the wrong way,sending Joe a note telling him to her at the their special place later that night.However the have different places in mind,for Joe,it's Indian Point,where they had there first date.For Helen it was Pontorelli's,where they first ate.After a confusing night they finally end up at Pontorelli's for a late Valentine's day. Meanwhile,when Roy's blind date exceeds all his low expectations, all he can do is try and figure out what's wrong with her. b: 14-Feb-1991 w: Bill Diamond & Michael Saltzman d: Noam Pitlik NOTE: This episode marks Tony Shalhoub's first appearance as Antonio -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24. Love Means Never Having to Say Geronimo gs: Michael Manasseri (Kennith Margaret McElvey) Lisa Darr (Gwen) Robert Alan Browne (Mr. Beekman) Laurel Lockhart (Mrs. Beekman) Wanting a night alone,Joe and Helen kick Brian out of the house,but Brian shows up the next day with a woman named Gwen who he intends to marry.Despite the objections of Joe and Helen,the happy couple and the wedding party (with Roy as the minister and Joe and Helen as the Best Man and Brides Maid,respectively) go up in Joe's plane,to watch the marriage ceremony and subsequent skydive.In the midst of all this excitement Joe and Helen decide to take the plunge too.Suddenly Gwen has a major change of heart,and her and Brian decide not to get married afterall,as do Joe and Helen. b: 21-Feb-1991 w: Bruce Rasmussen d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25. All in the Family gs: Marie Marshall (Melinda) Michael Manasseri (Kennith Margaret McElvey) Gordon McManus (Customer) Donna Fuller (Woman) Sharon Lee Jones (Blonde Woman) Christopher Darga (Passenger) When Brian starts to date Kenny's mother,Kenny is worried about Brian's reputation with women.But just as Kenny warms to the idea of them dating,Brian dumps her. Meanwhile,Joe and Helen squabble over the issue of privacy. b: 07-Mar-1991 pc: 023 w: Bryan Winter d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 26. Mother Wore Stripes gs: Barbara Babcock (Mae Hackett) Brian is ecstatic when he and Joe's mother returns to Nantucket years after deserting them and their father.For Joe it's too little to late,because he can't forgive her for leaving. b: 14-Mar-1991 w: David Lloyd d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 27. Murder She Roast gs: Christopher Michael Moore (Customer) Andrew Bilgore (Carl Torley) Maury Povich (Himself) While the brother's house is being fumigated,Brian is foced to stay with Fay,because Joe refuses to let him stay with him at Helen's.As Brian soon learns it's not that bad staying with Fay,that is until he thinks it's her being featured on the "Most Wanted" show he is watching. Fay makes Brian a "Farewell" dinner,and an anxious Brian forces Joe and Helen to attend as well.But that still doesn't stop Fay from knocking out both brother's accidently with a frozen leg of lamb,she had planned to cook for dinner the next night. b: 21-Mar-1991 w: Dave Hackel d: Noam Pitlik -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 28. Duet for Plane and Cello gs: Olivia Burnette (Becky) Ivonne Coll (Mooshta) Adam Gregor (Yooni) Roger Keller (Man) Much to Joe's surprise,Helen wins a job with the Maine State Symphony.But when Helen comes to Joe and tells him she would stay if he only asked,the discussion turns into a huge fight involving a fire extinguisher and a grease gun.Then comes the unwelcome news that the Symphony has lost there funding and there is no job.Joe prepares to apologize but,Helen's ready to leave;tired of not getting anywhere with her musical career,she decides to leave Nantucket for New York City.When Joe does ask her to stay,she leaves anyway. Meanwhile,a confused looking woman who doesn't speak english and has been hanging around the airport gains Fay's sympathy and Roy's Hostility. b: 28-Mar-1991 pc: 028 w: Philip Lazebnik d: Noam Pitlik |
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29. The Naked Truth gs: Gretchen German (Gail) Jonathan Palmer (Priest) Robert Gentili (Doorman) John Pappas (Customer) After a ten month silence,Joe hears from Helen in New York City.When Helen fishes around about there relationship,he can't bring himself to tell her about his new girlfriend,Gail.Joe and Brian travel to New York,so Joe can tell Helen in person about Gail,but the two find Helen working as a waitress in a strip joint.Intent on getting Helen to leave New York and return to Nantucket,Joe doesn't mention Gail.Upon their return to the island,Gail surprises them.After a screaming match and feeling hurt and betrayed,Helen drives her jeep through Joe's office. b: 19-Sep-1991 w: Dave Hackel d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 30. Is That a Subpoena in Your Pocket...? gs: Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) Phyllis Applegate (Judge) Chuck Bailey (Passenger) Helen's refuses to pay for the repairs to Joe office,even after she ran her jeep through it,so Joe takes her to small claims court.Joe tries to get everyone,inncluding Fay and Brian to deliver the Subpoena,but they refuse.That is until Roy gladly takes the challenge and gets a glass of Juice splashed in his face for his trouble. Helen falls and hurts her ankle to everyone's surprise and is late for court,when she does arrive Joe thinks she's faking and pushes her down and pokes her with her own crutch.In the end Joe wins the case and and rubs it in so much,Helen once again smashes her jeep through his office. b: 26-Sep-1991 pc: 030 w: Bill Diamond & Michael Saltzman d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 31. The Taming of the Shrew gs: Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) Gretchen German (Gail) Angela Patton (Sandy) Charles Dugan (Harry) Concerned by Helen's persistant anger over her break up with Joe,the rest of the group convince her to seek with help with the transition group.Though the group turns out to be a senior citizen's group,Helen realizes the true source of her pain and finally has a reconcilation with Joe.But it doesn't save Joe's poor office from Helen's jeep;though it's Joe who accidently plows through his office this time. Meanwhile,after escorting Helen to the group meeting,Brian becomes obsessed with talking about Carol and takes over the group. b: 10-Oct-1991 w: Christopher Lloyd (II) d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 32. I Ain't Got No Bunny gs: Laura Innes (Bunny Mather) Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) Peter Trencher (Hari Krishna #1) Hugh Holub (Hari Krishna #2) Hearing that Lowell is having problems with his wife Bunny because of his paranoia that she's flirting with other men,Brian offers foolishly to discuss the issue with Bunny.Unfortunately, Lowell suspicions are not unfounded, as Brian soon finds out when Joe walks in on Bunny coming on to to him. b: 17-Oct-1991 pc: 034 w: Ken Levine & David Isaacs d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 33. If Elected, I Will Not Live gs: Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) Tom Klunis (Mr. Larson) Lesley Woods (Moderator) Christopher Michael Moore (Man #1) Gregory White (Man #2) Rif Hutton (T.V . Anchorman) Drew Joseph Rowe (Little Roy) When Roy's competetion for the town council drops out,the gang convince Joe to run against him.But the surprise endorsement of Joe's campaign manager Fay,by the local newspaper,gives Roy more competetion than he can handle.So Roy concocts a plan,involving a story about how he has never won anything his entire life.Touched by Roy's story of his embarrassing failures in grade school,Fay throws the election. b: 31-Oct-1991 pc: 032 w: Larry Balmagia d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 34. My Brother's Keeper gs: Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) Kevin Brief (Passenger #1) David Keith Alexander (Passenger #2) Jay Bell (Lars) Tyne Daly (Mimsy Borogroves) The arrival of Millionaire Mimsy Borogroves has Fay,Roy and Helen eager to tap into her wealth;Fay wants a new Senior Citizens Center,Roy (now as a City Councilman) wants investment money for Nantucket,and Helen wanst to start of her new real estate career with a big sell.But Mimsy has eyes for Brian,and he soon enjoys the good life,receiving expensive presents and accompanying Mimsy everywhere.Joe is ashamed of Brian's actions,but Brian ignores him.Joe's disgust quickly disappears when Mimsy offers to buy him a new plane.Unfortunately for the rest of the group,Brian finally takes heed of Joe's earlier words and ends his realtionship with Mimsy,who in turn pulls all of her money out of Nantucket. b: 07-Nov-1991 pc: 036 w: David Lloyd d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: Tyne Daly took home an Emmy for her guest appearance on this episode. It was one of only two Emmys that Wings ever won. Kelsey Grammer won the other Emmy for his guest appearance as Dr. Frasier Crane. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 35. Crate Expectations gs: Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) F. William Parker (Ed) Brian Donovan (Skip) Raymond D. Turner (Soldier) Moria Turner (Woman) As his birthday approaches,Joe firmly insists that the rest of the gang not throw him a party.When Fay asks him to stay late to wait for a shipment of airplane seats,he suspects that,despite his words,the gang will be throwing him a surprise party,by springing out of the crate.But he ends up embarrassing himself when the crate arrives;upon hearing about it the next day,the gang decide to surprise him by coming in another crate. Unfortunately,Joe receives a crate full of kitchen appliances, and the rest of the gang end up on a ferry to the mainland. b: 14-Nov-1991 pc: 035 w: Dave Hackel d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 36. Ladies Who Lunch gs: Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) Gretchen German (Gail) Kevin Brief (Passenger) Michael McNab (Secret Service Man) Edwin Newman (Himself) Tired of the bickering between Helen and Gail,Joe suggests that the two go out to lunch together.Things go farther than he expects,though,as the two women become fast friends,comparing embarrassing notes about him.A confrontation between Joe and Helen about the strange triangle quickly turns from angry words to passion,only to be interrupted by Gail.Gail breaks it off with Joe and departs,while Helen brushes away the newly reawakened feelings and leaves too,leaving Joe alone. Meanwhile,Fay tries to continue her streak of touching every first lady since Eleanor Roosevelt,when the president and his wife visit Nantucket.When Roy demands to have his picture taken with the president,he is arrested for his trouble. b: 21-Nov-1991 w: Kathryn Baker d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 37. Try to Remember the Night He Dismembered gs: Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) Carl Eidel (Man) To pass time during a foggy day,Brian starts doing the Hypnosis act on volunteers.While under,Roy reveals he stole 250,000 dollars and buried it in his backyard.The rest of the gang dig up his backyard,with the intent of returning the money to it's rightful owner,only to discover that their hole is to become the resting place for Roy's new hot tub.Roy's glee is short-lived though as he soon discovers where they hauled the dirt. b: 05-Dec-1991 w: Bill Diamond & Michael Saltzman d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: The origional story was that Roy confessed to the gang that he had murdered his wife and buried her in his backyard. The producers thought that was too gruesome for a comedy, so it was changed to a bagful of money instead. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 38. The Late Mrs. Biggins gs: Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) Concetta Tomei (Sylvia) Gene Knight (Butler) Mark Davenport (Mr. Hyson) Pressured by questions,Roy reveals his wife Sylvia is not dead afterall,but living in Boston,after having deserted him abruptly sixteen years ago.In the company of Brian,Roy flies to Boston to win his wife back.Roy's efforts are for naught,however,as Sylvia refuses to leave her life as the wife of a rich plastic surgeon to return to nantucket with him. b: 12-Dec-1991 w: Steven Levitan d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 39. The Bogey Men gs: Tony Shalhoub (Antonio) Brian takes Joe on a weekend vacation,only to find out it's actually a time share weekend,where they want you to buy a condo.When Roy finds out he horns his way in.But the minute they arrive,their ushered away to a marathon sales pitch.Then the rest of the weekend is ruined by a rain storm off the coast,so they can't go golfing. Meanwhile back at the airport,Antonio who just learned to play the guitar,decides to treat the airport crowd to the only song he knows,"Michael Row the boat ashore".Over and over again. b: 19-Dec-1991 w: Larry Balmagia d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 40. Marriage, Italian Style gs: Thomas Ryan (Agent) John Valentine (Justice) Tom McCleister (Fisherman) Susan Tyrell (Sconset Sal) Antonio arrives at the airport with bad news:the government is planning to deport him.But Antonio can stay if he marries an american citizen,so Brian finds him a bride.But when the federal agent comes to town,Antonio's bride to be deserts him.Helen jumps into save Antonio just in time,on the premise that they will get a divorce as soon as possible.Despite getting cold feet right before the wedding,Helen becomes Antonio's wife,but then finds out the divorce won't come for three years. b: 09-Jan-1992 w: Christopher Lloyd (II) d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: Tony Shalhoub credited as a Regular. Timothy Daly's credit shortened to Tim Daly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 41. Divorce, American Style gs: Thomas Ryan (Agent Fulham) Lisa Howard (Rachel) Tom McCleister (Fisherman) Stunned by the news that their "quickie" won't be for another three years,Helen resigns herself to life as Antonio's wife.News of a green card lottery revives her hopes,until Antonio's call to Immigration reveals he was not picked.But Helen soon finds out Antonio lied about not being picked;when she asked him about his deception,he answers that he was hoping that she would grow to love him.It is not to be,however,and the newlyweds get a divorce. b: 16-Jan-1992 pc: 041 w: Steven Levitan d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: We learn much later, in season 6, that Helen and Antonio never did get a divorce. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 42. Stew in a Stew gs: Laura Fabian (Teresa) Teri Ralston (Sister Ann) Kaye Kittrell (Stewardess) Kate Benton (Female Passenger) Glenn Casale (Male Passenger) Fay is understanding when Joe tells her he won't be able to give her a raise,but when she sees the brother's gloating over a pair of new leather flight jackets,she quits.She accepts a position at Aeromass,while Joe struggles at Sandpiper.After Brian tells the story of how they met years ago,there diiferences are finally resolved. b: 23-Jan-1992 w: David Angell d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 43. This Old House gs: Granville Ames (Mr. Hackett) Valri Jackson (Mrs. Hackett) Adrian Arnold (Young Joe) Spencer Vrooman (Young Brian) Valentino (Young Helen) The news that the Hackett's old house has been condemned due to storm damage has the two brother's trying to save it.But all efforts fail,so the gang all visit the house one more before the wrecking is scheduled to begin.Reliving their unhappy childhoods, Joe and Brian realize how miserable their memories of the are,and they decide to get a head start on the wrecking ball by doing a little demolishing of their own.Belatedly,they find out that the house has been saved by the historic committee. b: 30-Jan-1992 w: David Lloyd d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 44. Planes, Trains and Visiting Cranes gs: Kelsey Grammer (Dr. Frasier Crane) Kelsey Grammer (Dr. Frasier Crane) Bebe Neuwirth (Lilith Sternin-Crane) Dr. Frasier Crane's plans to conduct a self-esteem seminar on Nantucket are interrupted by Helen's accusations that he ruined her life in New York City when she attended one of his seminars. Instead of the refund she desires,Frasier allows Helen to attend the seminar for free to see if her problems can be solved.The seminar soon turns into an airing out of some of the long standing conflicts between Joe,Brian and Helen,and Frasier's seminar is ruined. b: 13-Feb-1992 w: Ken Levine & David Isaacs d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: Guest stars Kelsey Grammer (Frasier) and Bebe Neuwirth (Lillith) cross over their characters from the series, "Cheers." Kelsey Grammer (Cheers, Frasier)won an Emmy award for his guest appearance as Dr. Frasier Crane. So far, he is the only actor in TV history to have won Emmys for playing the same character in multiple shows. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 45. Das Plane gs: William Hickey (Carlton) David Haywood (Farmer) Joe is pleased to hear that the ticket he donated to a charity brought in 10,000 dollars,but his mood soon turns sour when a misprint on the ticket (thanks to Brian)forces him to fly crabby old Carlton Blanchard on a cross-country trip for a reunion with his brother.Lowell and Antonio tag along,but the frustrations of the flight have Joe and Brian at each others throats and ready to go there seperate ways.But seeing the fists fly at Carlton's reunion help the two make peace. b: 20-Feb-1992 pc: 045 w: Bill Diamond & Michael Saltzman d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 46. Take My Life, Please gs: Oliver North (Himself) Jim Tavar? (Himself) Eric Christmas (Liam McDougal) Ron James (Tommy Morocco) Ron Gary Lee (Emcee) After her short-lived career in real estate ends in disgrace, the gang convince Helen to take a job placement exam.When the exam suggest she should pursue a career in Music or Food Service,they decide to change it,to Law or Stand Up Comedian.To everyone's surprise,the least likely of the two chooses is the one she picks;Comedian.At Brian's suggestion she uses her cello as her gimmick,and posts flyers all over town about her big comedy debut at the Club Car.But her big night is ruined when a comedian on just before her uses virtually the same gimmick and wows the crowd. b: 27-Feb-1992 w: Christopher Lloyd (II) d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 47. Four Dates That Will Live in Infamy gs: Peri Gilpn (Barbara #242) Cameron Watson (Jeffrey #16) Laura Leigh Hughes (Sharon #325) Eric Allan Kramer (Biker) Heather Lee (Monica #187) Roger Keller (Customer) Nancy Scher (Voice of Trixie) Antonio stories of his successes with a video dating service soon have Joe,Brian,Helen and Lowell plunging into the video dating tray.Joe ends up with a who'll only talk through her puppet and the dumby starts hitting on Joe.While Brian's date pushes him into a fight with a biker,which ends up with Brian locked up in a telephone booth that is fast filling up with water.Helen's date takes her to the Club Car and he has to take over for someone who called in sick so she has to help him on his shift.Lowell on the other hand has a wonderful time and loses the "Worst Date" pool to Joe,after Helen changes her vote. b: 02-Apr-1992 pc: 40343-047 w: Dave Hackel d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 48. The Bank Dick gs: Tony Maggio (Robber) Kevin Brief (Customer) Jerry Wayne Bernard (Bank Customer #1) Jim Hudson (Bank Customer #2) After returning from a vacation made possible by a hefty tax refund,Brian finds out that the refund was an error.To help pay of his bet he takes on a second as a security guard at the bank.But he's fired after a robbery and it's back to flying.But while flying Antonio to Boston he discovers the robber is on board the plane.Unfortunately the robber also recognizes Brian,and pulls a gun out to force Brian to land.Brian then decides to make a dangerous move and dares the would be Hi-Jacker as the plane is screaming towards the ground,the robber gives in first and hands the gun to Antonio. Meanwhile,Antonio leaves for a trip to his hime country of Italy and no one cares. b: 23-Apr-1992 w: David Lloyd d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: Jerry Bernard (Bank customer #1) is Crystal's father. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 49. Say It Ain't So, Joe gs: Brian Doyle-Murray (Coach Snyder) Matthew Fox (Ty Warner) To help commemorate the anticpated breaking of Joe's old high school strike out record,Joe's old coach coerces him to fly him and his star player Ty Warner (Party of Five) to the game.But when Joe decides not to land at the airport due to poor visiblity,was his main concern safety or his record? Either way after Roy offers to fly him,Ty gets to the game and pitches the last two innings,striking all 6 batters he faces and breaks the record. b: 30-Apr-1992 w: Steven Levitan d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: Tony Shalhoub does not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 50. As Fate Would Have It gs: Ronald Guttman (Peter Swinden) When Helen accidently spills soup all over a man's expensive Italian suit,she thinks her fortunes have sunk to their lowest.But it turns out the man is the managing Director of the Boston Symphony Orchestra,and in a bizarre twist of fate,she ends up with a job as a cellist,with her first performance scheduled for that very night.Her happiness is tempered though when everyone except Roy has other committments and can't attend.But suddenly those disappear and soon they are on there way to Boston.But then yet another hurdle presents itself,as one of the planes engines on Joe's Twin engine Cessna dies.Just as things are looking up,Helen's luck runs out as the other engine dies and they go plunging into the atlantic. b: 07-May-1992 pc: 050 w: Larry Balmagia d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: Tony Shalhoub does not appear in this episode. |
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51. Lifeboat gs: Amber Van Lent (Woman) Stranded at sea aboard a lifeboat after Joe ditched his airplane,the gang spend restless hours at each other's throats, awaiting rescue.Joe watches his plane sink,and Helen loses her cello.Just as things are at there worst,and the lifeboat is losing air,they are rescued by the Coast Guard.But for Joe things don't get better,as the unpaid bills begin to pile up and his search for a plane to rent proves futile.Finally he decides to sell Sandpiper and move to the South Pacific,and convinces Helen to come with.But then Lowell comes out of the hangar and says he has something Joe might wanna see,it's his plane that was just salvaged.After seeing that he cannot leave. b: 24-Sep-1992 w: Christopher Lloyd (II) d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 52. The Fortune Cookie gs: James Handy (Dr. Lenny) Barbara Lee Alexander (Susan) Angry at the nearly non-existent aid from his insurance company, Joe lets Brian convince him to fake an injury to get more money out of his insurers.Despite Helen's loud objections,they get a shady doctor's letter and wait for the insurers to come and inspect Joe.But Joe gets cold feet at the last minute,forcing the two brothers to have to switch roles.The investigator is a beautiful woman who quickly fools Brian into giving away the whole scam,and the two brothers look like there headed for court or worse.But their panic is unnecessary,as Helen reveals the investigator is a friend of hers;she just wanted to teach the brothers a lesson.But then Roy shows up with a check from Joe's insurers for non-existent injuries,and Helen beats a hasty retreat. b: 01-Oct-1992 pc: 40344-052 w: David Lloyd d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 53. Noses Off gs: Scott Grimes (Marty) Peter Brown (Dr. Lasker) Lana Clarkson (Janine) Kevin Brief (Kevin) Scott Williams (Gil) Sandpiper is finally back in business,but Joe's nose is broken by a man who mistakes him for Brian.At the surgeon's office,the doctor's observation of a bump on Brian's nose has him obsessing about getting a nose job. b: 08-Oct-1992 pc: 40344-053 w: Ken Levine & David Isaacs d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 54. Blackout Biggins gs: Keith Sellon-Wright (Dave Barr) Geno (Ice Tray) Lorenzo G .Pryor (Cold Boy #1) Joey Banks (Cold Boy #2) After watching a rap rendition of the National Anthem during a Red Sox game,Roy declares that he could sing it better.Brian takes him up on his statement,by setting things up with the Red Sox Front Office.Roy earns only ridicule when he faints during his performance,and it's replayed endlessly on the local Sports channels,so to save face he schedules another appearance.The gang arrive at Fenway Park eager to watch his comeback performance, but to their disappointment his comes through nicely.He doesn't quit while he's a ahead though;wanting to repeat the performance due to a sound system failure during the most critical point in the song,he grabs the attention of security,who have to force him to leave. b: 22-Oct-1992 pc: 40344-055 w: Steven Levitan d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 55. Mathers of the Heart gs: Erick Avari (Artist) Kissed by Helen after he fixes her stove,Lowell decides to ask for a date.She laughs in his face,but concedes to a date while apologizing to him.The next day,the brothers discover that Helen had wonderful time,while Lowell was bored out of his mind.It takes a while, but on their next date,Lowell finally gets up the nerve to dump Helen.Depressed after being dumped,Helen wonders if her and Joe were meant to be together.But after sharing a steamy kiss in the airport terminal,they quickly dismiss the idea. b: 29-Oct-1992 w: Adam Belanoff d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 56. Two Jerks and a Jill gs: Farrah Forke (Alex Lambert) Tracey Walter (Tucker) Tom McCleister (Tom) The arrival of the beautiful Alex Lambert to Natucket soon has the brothers chasing after her,despite her non-interest. Meanwhile, Antonio gets invited to the Tuesday night rat shoot with Lowell and his buddies Tom and Tucker,where he upstages Lowell by shooting more rats. b: 05-Nov-1992 pc: 40344-059 w: Dave Hackel d: David Lee & Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 57. It's So Nice to Have a Mather Around the House gs: Farrah Forke (Alex Lambert) Scott Thompson Baker (Michael) When Alex agrees to go on a date with him on a boat to see the Parade of Tall ships,Brian borrows Lowell's boat.But on a dry run Brian sinks Lowell's it.Joe and Brian invite Lowell to stay with them for a while,and are surprised at how well Lowell cooks and how eager he is to do the household chores.They enjoy his visit so much that when his insurance check arrives they decide to hang onto it for a little while.But soon the honeymoon comes to an end as Lowell's strict discipline rubs the Hackett's the wrong way.But when they've agreed to boot Lowell out they discover his check is missing.At supper that night,he confronts them with the check.While ironing out the misunderstanding about the check,the brothers and Lowell make peace and they invite him to stay on. b: 12-Nov-1992 w: Ken Levine & David Isaacs d: David Lee -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 58. Just Say No gs: Teri Austin (Shannon Moss) Hugh Maguire (Businessman) Christopher Michael Moore (Customer) Joe and Helen watch with trepidation as Shannon Moss arrives,and their fears are soon realized when Brian falls under her spell again.Despite the fact that she is just using him to boost her own fragile ego,Brian doesn't wake up to the truth until goaded, By Joe and Helen into a final confrontation with Shannon in the airport. b: 19-Nov-1992 w: Adam Belanoff d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 59. It May Have Happened One Night gs: Farrah Forke (Alex Lambert) Rumors abound at the airport when Antonio reveals he saw Joe's car parked outside of Alex's apartment late the night before.Soon the airport is buzzing and it's driving Brian and Helen crazy.But thanks to Alex's intoxication, Joe is the only one who knows the real truth and he won't tell.That is until confronted by Alex who makes a big scene and pretends to leave after he won't tell her,but she soon returns.He eventually tells her the whole story and they share a steamy kiss.and just like that Alex is back in control. b: 03-Dec-1992 pc: 40344-062 w: Christopher Lloyd (II) d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60. The Customer's Usually Right gs: Ellen Albertini Dow (Debbie) Phil Buckman (Carter) Mike Pniewski (Mike) Janice Kent (Jeanette) Christian Cousins (Danny) Lorna Scott (Angry Woman) Ralph P. Martin (Angry Man) Walter Addison (Passenger #1) Suzanne Goddard (Passenger #2) Joe's irration at getting charged a rewind fee for a returned videotape which he believes was rewound,ends up costing the nice old lady at the Video Store her job.His chagrin deepens when he finds out that the tape hadn't been rewound (Lowell had watched it after Joe did and never rewound it),and more guilt is heaped upon his shoulders when he finds out the lady suffered a stroke following her firing.He visits the woman at the hospital,only to find her entire family present,and she seems to recover after hearing his apologetic words. b: 17-Dec-1992 pc: 40344-063 w: Janet Leahy d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 61. Exit Laughing gs: Steven Eckholdt (Connor) Christian Miranda (Brenda) Helen ignores Joe's advice and decides to go out with one of Joe's old college friends,but she soon comes to regret that decision when she realizes she can't bare his annoying laugh. Finally she decides to dump him,but she's the one in for a big surprise;he dumps her because he can't stand her southern accent. b: 07-Jan-1993 pc: 40344-054 w: Larry Balmagia d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 62. What the Cabbie Saw gs: Farrah Forke (Alex Lambert) Beau Starr (Frederick Watts) Robert Fieldsteel (Detective Crawley) Gabe Dell Jr. (Pizza Boy) Richard Camphuis (Officer) Antonio performs his civic duty when he helps bring to court a suspected robber and then testifies against him.But then the suspect gets released on a technicality and Antonio starts to fear for his life. b: 14-Jan-1993 pc: 40344-061 w: Steven Levitan d: Judy Askins -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 63. Labor Pains gs: Lisa Edelstein (Marsha Peebles) Phil Lemarr (Gil) John Petlock (Waiter) After a trip to see a friend in Boston at Logan Airport,and finding out how much more he gets payed,Lowell decides to ask Roy and Joe for a raise.Following Antonio's advice,Lowell threatens to leave for a job in Boston if his demands aren't met.Joe can't afford the raise,and Roy refuses to cough anymore money.Even though he doesn't want that job in Boston,Lowell continues to bluff,until he finds himself out of a job,replaced by Gil and saying goodbye to his friends.But later that night Lowell returns much to everyone's surprise,and pays Antonio back for his advice. b: 28-Jan-1993 w: Dave Hackel d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: Moves to a New time slot,Thursday @ 8:30. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 64. I've Got a Secret gs: Farrah Forke (Alex Lambert) Loose talk at Helen's house one night between Antonio,Helen and Alex reveals Alex once posed for Playboy.Helen and Antonio promise to keep it a secret,but at the airport the following Monday,Joe and Brian quickly find out about it.They then quickly raid Roy's office and his collection of Playboys,eventually finding the photo.Antonio becomes the focus of Alex's wrath,but it is soon revealed the secret was leaked by a subconsciously jealous Helen at the beauty parlor. Angry Words are exchanged between Alex and Helen when the truth comes to light.The situation is diffused by a very anxious Fay,who wants to use the bathroom and can't while they are arguing. b: 04-Feb-1993 w: Adam Belanoff d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 65. The Gift (1) gs: Dori Brenner (Doris) Joy Claussen (Cecilia) Patti Tierce (Betty) Ken Magee (Gus) Ron Robertson (Customer) When Helen hears about auditions for the Nantucket String Quartet,it revives her aspirations of being a cellist. Unfortunately,she has no cello,thanks to the plane ditched at sea.Urged on by Brian,she takes on a second job at the fish packing plant to earn money for a new cello,but her happiness soon turns sour when she gets laid off.Disturbed at seeing her so unhappy,Brian convinces Joe to take out another mortgage on the the house to buy Helen a new cello,but to the two brothers shock she refuses the generous gift. Meanwhile,Fay,Antonio,Roy and Lowell get parts in the cummunity theatre's production of "The Phantom of the Oprah".All about a ghost haunting the The Oprah show,complete with Fay playing the role of Oprah Winfrey. b: 11-Feb-1993 pc: 40344-065 w: David Angell d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 66. The Gift (2) gs: Robert Martin Robertson (Karl Spengler) Mary Woronov (Lydia Detmeir) Derek Brasco (Johnny Toshiba) Basil Langton (Winston Catlow) Jane Childerhose (Audience Member) Jim Brochu (Ed Snow) Mary Woronov (Lydia Detmeir) Jim Childerhose (Audience Member) Dai Kornberg (Panel Member) Paul Ainsley (Panel Member) Helen is unhappy that the brothers are "coming to her rescue" with their gift,but they finally convince her to except the gift and go after the job in the Nantucket String Quartet.When the first choices of the String Quartet decline,she wins a place in the group.Helen's happiness is soon tempered by the strange quirks of her fellow musicians,but for the sake of the job Brian and Joe helped her get,she doesn't quit.But her first performance is ruined by the guy she replaced,when he returns and forces the disbanding of the quartet. Meanwhile,after some not so stellar rehearsals,"Phantom of the Oprah" is canceled before the first performance. b: 18-Feb-1993 pc: 40344-066 w: David Angell d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 67. I Love Brian gs: Clint Black (Himself) Kirstie Alley (Rebecca Howe) Farrah Forke (Alex Lambert) Christine Cavanaugh (Fan) Andy Garrison (Bodyguard) Pete Gonneau (Passenger) To impress Alex,Brian tells her he is a good friend of Clint Black and that he can get ticket's to Black's sold-out Boston show.Helen works her way into the mix,knowing Brian is up to his old tricks.Brian finally talks Lowell into dumping his three friends and going along with him,so he can have Lowell's tickets for him,Alex and Helen.Finally Helen coerces Brian into trying to get them into meeting Clint,but Brian is stopped at every turn until Helen talks to Clint and he pretends to be Brian's old friend. b: 25-Feb-1993 pc: 40344-069 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: Kirstie Alley appears as her Cheers charcter, Rebecca Howe. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 68. The Key to Alex gs: Farrah Forke (Alex Lambert) Robert Shafer (Otto) Cherie Lynn Michael (Waitress) Steve Eastin (Murray) Gregory Balaban (Stan) In their pursuit of Alex,Joe and Brian take some indirect tips from Helen as she describes her own reactions to another's man advances.But Alex sees through all their ploys,until Joe and Brian finally resort to honest conversation over dinner to settle their relationship with Alex. b: 15-Mar-1993 pc: 40344-068 w: David Lloyd d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 69. The Houseguest gs: William Hickey (Carlton) To cheer up Carlton Blanchard on a lonely birthday,Helen invites him to her house for a party.But after Carlton falls down her stairs and threatens a lawsuit from his lawyer son,Helen's hospitality is stretched to the limit as he settles in her living room to recover from her injuries.Finally,Helen discovers two things that are no surprise at all.Carlton doesn't have a lawyer for a son and his injuries are imaginary.So she botts him out. b: 08-Apr-1993 pc: 40344-057 w: Bill Diamond & Michael Saltzman d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 70. Goodbye, Old Friend gs: Farrah Forke (Alex Lambert) Ted Sorel (Doctor) Weeb Gilroy's death has Lowell searching for the right words to write for a eulogy for his long time friend.Words fail him at the end;all he can think of is to finish working on the plane that they used to work on.With Joe's help they finally get it into the air. Meanwhile,Helen,who hasn't slept in days due to a squirrel in the attic keeping her up all night,suffers a concussion and the doctor tells her she must stay up for at least 24 hours as a precaution.Brian and Joe take on the job,resorting to using water guns to keep her up.In the end she tries to seduce Brian into letting her sleep,but it fails when Joe catches her in the act after pretending he was going to bed. b: 29-Apr-1993 pc: 40344-072 w: Christopher Lloyd (II) d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 71. Another Wedding gs: Adam Hendershott (Tommy) Laura Innes (Bunny Mather) Ralph Bruneau (Walter) Bill Gratton (Al) Timothy D. Smith (Henry) Anthony Addabbo (GQ Guy) Lee Brooks (Phil) At Walter's wedding,Lowell's hopes of getting back together with Bunny are dashed when she introduces him to her date.Trying to save face, Lowell tells her about his own date,Yvette,and is saved from telling the truth when a late arriving Alex shows up to support his bluff. Meanwhile,Joe attempts to avoid a dull acquaintance,Antonio tries to gather up enough courage to talk to a beautiful woman, Helen attempts to break away from her dancing partner to talk to another more interesting man,and a lonely Brian leaves before Alex arrives. b: 06-May-1993 pc: 40344-071 w: Larry Balmagia d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 72. Date Package Number Seven gs: Farrah Forke (Alex Lambert) Beau Byron (Little Boy) Alex's weekend with Brian is spoiled when the wonderful spontaneity of the event revealed by Joe and Helen to be one of Brian's many prepared date packages.But instead of taking advantage of Brian's failure,Joe pleads his brothers case to Alex,and she Brian decide to start dating. b: 13-May-1993 pc: 40344-070 w: Steven Levitan d: Andy Ackerman |
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73. Stop in the Name of Love gs: Katherine Moffat (Woman) Susan Watson (Passenger) Everyone is ofcourse skeptical when it Brian announces that his relationship with Alex is special.To try and insure that their relationship lasts,longer than a couple of weeks,they decide not to sleep with one and another yet. b: 16-Sep-1993 pc: 40345-073 w: Dave Hackel d: Andy Ackerman NOTE: Farrah Forke credited as a regular Thomas Haden Church does not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 74. Terminal Jealousy gs: Holly Gagnier (Pam Chase) On a boring day,Roy decides to have some fun at everyone's else's expense.He plants the idea in Brian's head that Joe and Alex have something going on,which soon has Brian obsessing about it.Then misleads Helen into insulting the state health inspector,who happens to be an old foe from her high school days. b: 23-Sep-1993 w: Mark Reisman d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 75. Bye-Bye, Bunny gs: Linda Larkin (Lisa) Laura Innes (Bunny Mather) Philip Van Norden (Warren Banks) Gorden Clapp (Phil) Lowell and Bunny make their seperation final by signing the divorce papers,but as Joe and Brian discover the next morning,they again start sleeping together.Lowell begins thinking the marriage can be saved,until he finds out that Bunny has a fiance in Boston. Meanwhile,Antonio consoles a woman named Betty,via a cellular phone left in his cab, by her cheating husband.Fay is soon in on the plot as she too talks to her daily.But it's soon revealed that Betty's husband did indeed come to Nantucket to have an affair,but couldn't go through with it. b: 30-Sep-1993 pc: 40345-075 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 76. Business or Pleasure gs: Mark Harelik (Davis Lynch) John Hawkes (Waiter) William Schreiner (Customer) Donna Davis (Woman) Intent on expanding Sandpiper,Joe flies in potential investor Davis Lynch from New York City.Smitten with Helen,Davis gets Joe to show him around the island.Accused by the others of treating Helen like a prostitute,Joe goes to the crab house where Helen and Davis are dining to get her off the hook.But there's bad news;Davis isn't going invest in Sandpiper and Helen refuses to leave with him. b: 07-Oct-1993 pc: 40345-076 w: Steven Levitan d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 77. An Affair to Forget gs: Stacey Pickren (Barbara) Joe is upset when he becomes Brian and alex's chauffeur to their Vermont getaway and Helen's to New York City to see Davis.But he ends up having the most fun,as he and Helen are forced to stay with Brian and Alex,ruining their much anticipated first night as lovers.Brian and Alex end up having a huge fight and almost break up and Helen gets smashed out of her mind. Meanwhile,Antonio and Fay help Roy change his image to try and impress a new woman. b: 14-Oct-1993 pc: 40345-077 w: Dave Hackel d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 78. Black Eye Affair gs: Cindy Ambuehl (Stella) Karl Wiedergott (Dominick) Harry Woolf (Fred) News of Davis' impending arrival on Nantucket is soon followed by troubles for Helen:a friend drops by in need of a sympathetic ear,a quick trip to the gym results in a black eye and the chlorine reacts with the highlights in her hair.Then a skin rash appears which turns out to be poison ivy.While Lowell is having trouble cooking dinner,Roy shows up with his pals to get a picture of Stella in the buff and hopefully have her sign it.All of this before Davis even is expected. b: 28-Oct-1993 pc: 40345-078 w: Steven Levitan d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 79. Joe Blows (1) gs: Kevin Connolly (Scotty Nelson) Tom O'Rourke (Luggage Man) Kristin Knudson (Girl) Keith Rosary (Guy) The day starts of bad for Joe when a passenger threatens a lawsuit if his lost luggage isn't returned by the end of the day.After he struggles to trace the luggage,the pthers intrude their concerns into his life.Antonio wants Joe to co-sign a loan for a new cab.Helen wants advice about what to do with her relationship with Davis.Brian wants Joe to ask Alex about their disappointing first night as lovers.Roy annoys everyone by showing off his new radio commercial for AeroMass.Fay wants Joe to talk to the town council about stopping them from moving one of her dead husbands into a another graveyard with her other dead husband.Lowell guns the motor on his Harley, raising the level of noise in Joe's office.And when Joe's relief at giving the passenger his luggage is blunted by the man's insistence that someone else pay for the scratches on it,he finally loses it.Tired of his stressful life,Joe leaves Nantucket. b: 04-Nov-1993 w: Steven Levitan d: David Lee -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 80. Joe Blows (2) gs: Richard Gant (Jack) Raquel Gardner (Girl) With gone to parts unknown,the heavy burden of running Sandpiper falls on Brian's shoulders.But it's soon revealed through his credit card statement that Joe is in Brian's old stomping grounds,Mustique.Brian travels down to get Joe back,but ends up buying Sandpiper from Joe for a dollar.After struggling to right Sandpiper,Brian finally seems to have things under control when Joe returns.Brian's unwilling to relinquish control of the airline,but Joe only wants Brian's old job,the two finally agree to be partners. b: 11-Nov-1993 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 81. 2 Good 2 B 4 Gotten gs: Valerie Mahaffey (Sandy Cooper) When news arrives that Sandy Cooper is returning to Nantucket, Joe fears her high school obsession with him will return,but the others think he's imagining things.Joe's fears are soon realized when he goes to help her move some books from her basement,and it becomes their prom night all over again. Meanwhile,Antonio tries to raise money to send his family and Roy is worried about a visit from his cranky mother. b: 18-Nov-1993 pc: 40345-081 w: Rick Copp & David A. Goodman d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 82. Come Fly with Me gs: Barbara Alyn Woods (Sheila) Karen Moncreiff (Deidre) Ana Gabriel (Barbara) Christoher Fuller (Ted) Don Steele (Radio Announcer) When their plans gone awry one saturday night,Joe,Brian,Helen and Lowell all fly up to Boston for a night on the town.But what originally seems to be a great party, turns out to be a pick up place for call girls.Where one guy offers Helen 500 bucks to dress up like Little Bo Peep and spank him. Meanwhile,Roy,Fay and Antonio pool their resources to try and win a radio call-in contest.But when Fay leaves for a second,Roy gives the wrong answer and blows the contest. b: 02-Dec-1993 pc: 40345-082 w: Howard Gewirtz d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 83. Happy Holidays gs: Laura Innes (Bunny Mather) Nicholas LaCasale (Teenager #1) Michael Bacall (Teenager #2) The Christmas season brings little joy to the airport.Bunny arrives on Nantucket to attend a friend's wedding,and ends up sleeping with Antonio in the backseat of his cab.Antonio struggles with the guilt and eventually tells Lowell. Meanwhile,Brian is reluctant to meet Alex's parents for Christmas,Joe deals with the loss of a tree and Fay's harpish efforts to organize the Christmas party are not appreciated by Helen. b: 16-Dec-1993 pc: 40345-084 w: Mark Reisman d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 84. Ready, Teddy, Go gs: Mark Harelik (Davis Lynch) Stephen Rowe (Professor Lawson) Jane Galloway (Passenger) Much to Helen's delight,Davis finally shows up after a long string of cancelled dates.But a furtive search through his luggage while he's taking a shower,soon dampens Helen's spirits;Inside a fancy box she finds a lace teddy.Uncomfortable at what this gift seems to indicate about the state of their relationship,she is soon angry when Davis presents her with a box of soaps later,instead of the lingerie.Who's getting the silk? just before Davis leaves,Helen airs out her concerns with him,and finds out he decided to wait a little while before giving her the gift. Meanwhile,Fay "kidnaps" a rat from the Labratory of her Psychology Professor to try and save it. b: 06-Jan-1994 w: Jeffrey Richman & Joyce Gittlin d: Andy Ackerman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 85. Oh, Give Me a Home Where the Mathers Don't Roam gs: Kathleen McCall (Real Estate Agent) Tired of Lowell's strictness,the brother's boot him out of the house.Despite his reluctance,Lowell buys a new house and tries to adjust to the experience of living alone for the first time. b: 20-Jan-1994 w: Shelly Landau d: Peter Bonerz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 86. The Faygitive gs: Roy Dotrice (Pete) Larry Brandonburg (Investigator) Fay is feeling spooked when friends tell her that someone has been asking questions about her.When a Private Investigator shows up at the airport,she's not sure what to expect.The man who hired the P.I. shows up and tells his story;He was a soldier who went to a USO dance where Fay volunteered,back during the Korean War,who went off to war owing Fay a dance,and he's finally arrived to get that last dance. Meanwhile,Antonio gets an illegal cable hookup from a friend of Roy's. b: 27-Jan-1994 w: Shelly Landau d: Peter Bonerz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 87. Say Uncle, Carlton gs: Gilbert Gottfried (Lewis) William Hickey (Carlton) To help pay of his new used cab,Antonio gets a job as a chauffeur...for Carlton Blanchard.Things get even worse when Carlton's equally annoying Nephew Lewis arrives on Nantucket to attend Carlton's Retired Businessman of the Year banquet. b: 03-Feb-1994 w: Steven Levitan d: Peter Bonerz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 88. Hey, Nineteen gs: Liz Vassey (Courtney) Liz Vascey (Courtney) Steven Porter (Dog Owner) Andy Berman (Delivery Boy) Timothy Hall (Trevor) Rebecca Chambers (Woman) To Helen's discust and Brian's envy,Joe starts dating 19 year old Courtney Blake.For Joe it's a perfectly meanlingless relationship,but for Courtney it appears to be much more serious,as her poem vows her love or else death seems to attest to.But Joe soon finds out that those words where spoken for another,much older man than he. Meanwhile,Roy and Antonio find a dog whose cute charm no woman can resist. b: 10-Feb-1994 w: Howard Gewirtz d: Peter Bonerz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 89. Exclusively Yours gs: Lee Garlington (Vi) Darla Slavens (Tiffany) Marjean Holden (Marjean) Katy Thompson (Zarina) Michael Danek (Gus) Brian's exclusive commitment to Alex is sorely tested when Joe flies in a group of models for a photo shoot and they have a party at the house to celebrate.Brian has Joe lock him in a his bedroom,not knowing one of the models was using his bathroom to clean up after a drink was spilled on her. Meanwhile,Helen's decision to name food items on her menu after the people in the airport doesn't go as well as she would have hoped.Lowell takes forever deciding what he wants to be,but finally suggests "LowellSlaw",and Roy objects to being associated with the Giant Turkey Leg,which he orders every day. b: 14-Feb-1994 w: David Lloyd d: Peter Bonerz NOTE: This episode aired on a special night,Monday @ 9:30. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 90. Moonlighting gs: Dan Castellaneta (George Wexler) Christopher Curry (Bobby Young) Christopher Michael Moore (Buzz Crandall) Eddie (Mr. Bongo) To ease Alex's embarrassment over having to take a job as waitress during the off-season,the gang tell their own stories of off-season jobs.Joe flew a star Chimpanzee,Fay dressed up as a Giant Lobster,Antonio sold funeral plots (including one guy who planned to pay for it by committing suicide).Brian and Helen performed a magic act for Roy's Lodge,which turned into a strip show. b: 17-Feb-1994 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Peter Bonerz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 91. Sleepless in Nantucket Thinking it will be a good idea,Brian moves in with Alex,but both quickly become irritated by the other's annoying habits.But when with the prospect of breaking up,the two settle their differences,as Joe repeatedly carries Brian's speakers up and down the steps. Meanwhile,Lowell attempts to come up with a name for his sister's baby. b: 10-Mar-1994 w: Jeffrey Richman & Joyce Gittlin d: Peter Bonerz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 92. Boys Will Be Girls gs: Jack Ging (Dan Mattay) William Dennis Hunt (Doctor) Charles Dougherty (Hotel Manager) Brian T. Turk (Bud Mattay) Bernard Kuby (Mr. Lattimer) When the High School football coach who used to terrorize the Hackett's returns to Nantucket to be honored in a Gym dedication,Joe and Brian plan a practical joke to get even.Sneaking into the Coach's hotel room at night,the brothers dress him up like a woman and take pictures of him.Unfortunately,the coach died earlier that night,and when his body is discovered in the morning,rumors abound about his crossdressing private life.When Helen learns about the brothers' practical joke,she forces them to speak at the dedication ceremony,but instead of admitting their deed,the brothers defend the of privacy of individuals and escape unscathed. b: 07-Apr-1994 w: David Lloyd d: Peter Bonerz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 93. Roy Crazy gs: Concetta Tomei (Sylvia) John Hawkes (Mark The Waiter) The appearance of Roy's ex-wife Sylvia on Nantucket surprises the gang as much as it delights Roy.Roy hopes for a recounciliation,but after a phone call comes into AeroMass saying that she was only doing it to get even with her cheating ex-husband,Brian reluctantly tells Roy.Roy refuses to believe him at first,but eventually skips out on Sylvia sleeping with Sylvia. Meanwhile,Helen tries to fend of a smitten and slightly crazy waiter from the crab house she went to the other night. b: 14-Apr-1994 w: Mark Reisman d: Peter Bonerz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 94. Long Distance Lament gs: Mark Harelik (Davis Lynch) John Putch (Jeff) Julia Paige (Sandra) When Davis cancels yet another date,Helen decides to go ut with another man.When Joe's date with Sandra suddenly comes into conflict with his date with Joy,Joe decides to lie his way of his date with Sandra.Joe's lies come back to bite him,as Joy cancels on him.Davis shows up on the island after all,only to find out Helen is out with another man.So he treats Joe to a night out at the Club Car,where Helen and her date show up,followed quickly by Sandra.Joe ends up busted while Davis and Helen go elsewhere to reconcile. b: 28-Apr-1994 w: Shelly Landau d: Peter Bonerz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 95. Call of the Wild gs: Charles Rocket (Danny) Roger Ridgely (Big Strong Man) Rhonda Aldrich (Marcy) Lucky Vanous (Himself) When Brian's old friend Danny arrives on the island,the two start reliving their old wild lifestyle,and Alex begins to feel neglected.Things comes to a boil when Brian returns from an all night party in New York City.Alex tells him to pack up his stuff and get of her apartment,and Brian's final plea at the end fails. Meanwhile,Lowell is taken advantage of by his childhood idol,Big Strong Man. b: 05-May-1994 pc: 40345-095 w: Howard Gewirtz & Steven Levitan d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 96. A Decent Proposal gs: Mark Harelik (Davis Lynch) Timothy Stack (Mr. Elias/Mr. Thompson) Ray Charles (Himself) Joe's efforts to raise more money for Sandpiper,seem to be on the verge of paying off;he awaits word from the bank loan office.Meanwhile, Helen is distraught at the news of Davis' mid-week arrival,she is sure Davis is coming to break up with her.But Davis surprises her with a marriage proposal,and she readily accepts.She leaves to go home to pack for her flight to New York that night just as Joe arrives back from the bank,with the good news that the bank has agreed to the loan.Stunned by the news of the marriage,Joe goes over to Helen's house.Joe and Helen congratulate each other on their respective good fortunes and the memory of their relationship returns.When Brian enters Joe rooom later that night,he finds..... Helen and Joe in bed together. b: 12-May-1994 pc: 40345-096 w: Mark Reisman & Ian Gurvitz d: Peter Bonerz NOTE: The 5th Season Finale. 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97. Whose Wife is it Anyway? gs: Douglas Rowe (Reverend Saunders) After their night together,Helen tells Joe that it was all a big mistake and she goes to New York to marry Davis.While bemoaning his loss with Brian (Who has sorrows of his own,when news comes that Alex has left the island for good.),Joe comes to realize he has to win Helen back.He follows her to New York and finally catches up to her in the Elevator on the way to Davis' penthouse.Joe asks Helen to marry him, and she says yes. b: 20-Sep-1994 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. NOTE: Moves to a New Night and Time,Tuesday @ 8:00. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 98. Twisted Sister gs: Amy Yasbeck (Casey) Layne Beamer (Waiter) The arrival of Helen's elder sister Casey to Nantucket sidetracks Joe's plan to give Helen an engagement ring.What was originally planned to be an evening for two at Lexington's becomes a party of four,with Casey along to catch up with Helen and Brian along to occupy Casey.Then,before Joe can give Helen his ring,Casey gives Helen an even bigger ring as a gift,and Joe's angry frustration brings the night to a halt.He apologizes later that night and gives her the ring,but once again Casey drops in to spoil things.Helen finally stands up to Casey,after one, to many of her snide remarks.Casey then reveals that her husband has left her,and she has no where to go.So Helen invites her to stay with her for as long as she wants. b: 27-Sep-1994 w: Steven Levitan d: David Lee NOTE: This was Amy Yasbeck (Casey)'s first episode on "Wings". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 99. The Shrink gs: Amy Yasbeck (Casey) George Plimpton (Dr. Greyson) After Brian's depression over Alex's departure results in a near break-down during a flight,Joe suggests he go see a Psychiatrist. Once there Brian makes a partial recovery,but Joe is the one with the true breakthrough,as he relizes that his earlier acceptance of Helen's suggestion of an earlier wedding date may result in trouble for him in the marriage.When confronted,Helen agrees on the original wedding date,until Casey sparks some doubts.Misunderstanding's ensue,which results in the wedding being called off.But Dr. Greyson appearance at the airport for a flight lead to a reconciliation. Meanwhile,Lowell attempts to find the hat that Antonio lost for him. b: 04-Oct-1994 w: Mark Reisman d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 100. The Spark and How to Get It gs: Dedee Pfeiffer (Joan) Jeffrey King (Bartender) Michael-Anne Poston (Lisa) Dendrie Taylor (Cindy) Leslie Windram (Young Woman) After his therapist pronounces him fully recovered from his break-up with Alex,Brian plunges back into the dating world.His efforts at the Club Car yield nothing of interest (despite Antonio's assistant with the "Good Cop,Bad Cop" Routine),so he follows the advice of others and starts dating casual friend Joan.That elusive "Spark" that is missing from their first three dates finally comes to life when Brian breaks up with her,but for the "Spark" that was there during their dates is now gone. Meanwhile,Lowell prepares a commencement address for his alma mater and Casey has trouble getting a good haircut. b: 11-Oct-1994 w: Howard Gewirtz d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. NOTE: 100th Episode of the Series Amy Yasbeck credited as a Regular. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 101. The Waxman Cometh gs: Bill Wiley (Gilbert) Roberta Hanlen (Woman) Eric A. Dram (Delivery Man) After receiving 20,000 dollars from the family trust fund,Lowell invests the money in an old wax museum.Despite everyone's doubts about it,Lowell renovates the museum,but at the lackluster grand reopening of "Lowell Mather's House O' Wax",he comes to realize it won't be easy.When news comes of a disastrous fire at the museum,Lowell is determined to start again from scratch,but when he realizes that the place is fully insured against fire,he's thankful just to have his money back. b: 18-Oct-1994 w: Shelly Landau d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 102. Is That a Ten-Foot Sandwich or Are You Just Glad to See Me? Joe and Helen just some time alone with one and another,but Brian and Casey continually interrupt them.To apologize,Brian and Casey decide to surprise them with an engagement party,but Antonio misinterprets an overheard conversation and believes Brian to be sleeping with Casey.When she hears about it,Helen drags Joe to the party site well before they are expected,intent on stopping her sister.The two find out about the engagement party,but end up getting a big surprise,nevertheless. b: 01-Nov-1994 pc: 40346-102 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 103. All's Fare gs: Jonathan Frakes (Gavin Rutledge) Johnathan Frakes (Gavin Rutledge) To pay of a $1500 IRS fine,Antonio becomes the driver/errand boy/personal assistant to Gavin Rutledge,a business visiting Nantucket for a week for a real estate deal.Uncomfortable at seeing Gavin dating Casey,Antonio faces a major delemma when he finds out Gavin is married.At the price of his job,Antonio tells Casey about Gavin,and Casey shows her gratitude by giving Antonio a jewelry gift she recieved from Gavin. Meanwhile,Joe is Irked that Brian had an erotic dream about Helen. b: 08-Nov-1994 pc: 40346-104 w: Steven Levitan d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 104. Miss Jenkins gs: Peggy Lipton (Miss Jenkins) Soupy Sales (Fred Gardner) Megan McGinnis (Susie) Marty York (Kenny) The return of 9th grade English teacher Laura Jenkins to Nantucket reawakens the Hackett's schoolboy crushes.For Brian fantasy becomes reality when he spends the night with her,but to his embarrassment,he doesn't perform. Meanwhile,Roy deals with a con man interested in marrying his mother for her social security check. b: 15-Nov-1994 w: Michael Sardo d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 105. If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother gs: Debbie Reynolds (Deedee Chappel) When Helen and Casey's mother arrives on Nantucket,Helen isn't sure which sister her mother came to see.And when she finds out her mother gambled away the $10,000 for her and Joe's wedding, she is convinced that Casey has always been the favorite of the family. Meanwhile,Fay and Roy split a ticket to a Barbara Streisand concert,Antonio adopts Deedee as his own mother,and Lowell and Brian stuff themselves on Deedee's food in an attempt to see who can outeat the other. b: 22-Nov-1994 pc: 40346-105 w: Joyce Gittlin & Jeffrey Richman d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 106. The Wrong Stuff gs: Robert Culp (Ace Calvin) Kirk Jordan (Guy) To counteract Roy's Aeromass promotions,the Hackett's woo famous astronaut Ace Calvin as a celebrity spokeman for Sandpiper.Joe and Brian soon discover that Ace is as charming and persuasive in public as he is irratating and annoying in private life.Any thoughts of signing him up are dashed when Roy beats them to the punch,but Roy quickly discovers just how obnoxious Gavin can be. b: 29-Nov-1994 w: David Lloyd d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 107. Insanity Claus gs: Catherine Silvers (Phoebe) Louis Mustillo (Wise Man) On Christmas Eve,when Antonio buys Helen's last jelly donut,new air traffic controller Bob snaps,pulls out a gun and takes Antonio hostage.Matters for Antonio only get worse when it is revealed that his new girlfriend is also Bob's wife.Joe is finally able to talk Bob into surrending his gun,but the others are not very appreciative of the means by which he does it. b: 13-Dec-1994 pc: 40346-107 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 108. She's ... Back gs: Valerie Mahaffey (Sandy Cooper) When Sandy Cooper returns to the island,Joe fears yet another bizarre encounter with the obsesses woman.She tells him it was all a practical joke,and he believes her until a stop at Helen's house becomes Sandy and Joe's wedding day. Meanwhile,Fay forces the old 70's wardrobe,of one of her dead husbands,onto Antonio and he wears to make her feel better, despite hating it.Also Lowell tries life as a vegetarian. b: 03-Jan-1995 w: Rick Copp & David A. Goodman d: Rick Beren -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 109. Have I Got a Couple for You gs: Tony Carriero (Scott Tucker) Amy Van Nostrand (Gwen Tucker) Jerry Penacoli (Stan Chester) Diane R. Behrens (Woman) With nothing to do one saturday night,Joe and Helen start socializing with a new couple on the island,the Tuckers.Joe and Helen's initial trepidation is soon forgotten in all the fun,but the Tucker's quickly tire of their needy counterparts.Joe and Helen soon find themselves dumped and looking for a new couple. Meanwhile,Brian and Casey start hitting the singles hangouts together and Antonio becomes Lowell's "hands" when Lowell injures his working on the cab. b: 10-Jan-1995 pc: 40346-109 w: Mark Reisman d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Amy Van Nostrand is Tim's wife. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 110. Fools Russian gs: Natasha Pavlova (Anya Volkova) Perry Stevens (Evan) Gregg Berger (Clerk) Renata Scott (Myra) When Roy flies in a mail-order bride from Russia,Helen tries to convince Roy and Anya that this marriage should never be,but both ignore her.Anya's resolve is weakened with a chance encounter with another man,and the sight of her weeping just moments before their wedding convinces Roy to free her from his commitments to him. Meanwhile,Fay convinces Lowell to pretend to be her lover to impress her soon to be arriving friends,but Lowell insists on cramming and it finally gets to Fay who calls the whole thing off just moments before they are to arrive. b: 31-Jan-1995 pc: 40346-110 w: Howard Gewirtz d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 111. Let's Call the Whole Thing Off gs: David Kaufman (Rick) Lisa Picotte (Karen) Patrick Mickler (Fred) Wendy Worthington (Woman) Steve Suskind (Bandleader) Struggling to agree on wedding plans,Joe and Helen decide to crash another couple's wedding to check out a place. Unfortunately,their fighting infects the newlyweds.Later at the airport seeing the newlyweds about to take seperate honeymoons, Joe and Helen try to right their wrongs and bring the newlyweds back together.Joe and Helen's efforts help themselves to see that their wedding plan disagreements are not indicative of the marriage to be,but the two newlyweds are only convinced to get an annulment. Meanwhile,Lowell and Antonio train for a Polar Bears competition. b: 07-Feb-1995 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 112. Remembrance of Flings Past (1) gs: Lesley Boone (Wendy) Sheila Kelly (Sara) Tom Hatten (Mr. Conley) Lesley Boone (Wendy) Zachary Charles (Jason) Bob Moore (Bandleader) The Gang make preparations for the upcoming 5-class Siasconet High reunion,but the events of the reunion are not what anyone expects.A tipsy Helen uses the opening speech to finally fire back at the snickering cheerleaders.Lowell renews his relationship with his mentor,Mr. Conley,but soon discovers how crazy the man is.Casey tries to hide the truth about her and Stuart from her old friends.A lonely Antonio crashes the reunion.Brian's feelings for old high school flame Sara are not detered by the presense of her small son.And Joe recieves shocking news from Sara:he may be the father of her baby. b: 09-Feb-1995 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Jeff Melman NOTE: This episode originally aired on a special night and time,Thursday @ 9:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 113. Remembrance of Flings Past (2) gs: Sheila Kelley (Sara) Zachary Charles (Jason) After receiving the news that he might be the father of Sara's little boy,Jason,Joe is advised by Roy to keep quite on the whole affair,but Joe's guilt forces him to tell Joe and Helen.Brian is angry that Joe slept with his ex-girlfriend;Helen is upset but supportive.When blood tests reveal that Joeis not the father,Joe and Helen are happy.But it dashes Brian's hopes of Sara staying on the island as she decides to leave to find the Jason's true father. Meanwhile,Lowell questions his choice in careers and Antonio struggles to make Casey his valentine. b: 14-Feb-1995 w: Howard Gewirtz & Steven Levitan d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 114. Gone But Not Faygotten gs: Michael J. Pollard (Benny) Jack Kehler (Earl) Julie Sanford (Woman) When Fay decides to retire,Joe and Brian hire Casey to replace Fay at the counter.To the Hackett's surprise,Casey works wonders for their business.When Fay asks for her old job back,the brother's face a predictament.Rather than fire Casey,they decide to keep both at the counter,and sparks soon fly between the women.Casey's demands that they get rid of one of them is soon fulfilled.She gets fired. b: 21-Feb-1995 pc: 40340-114 w: Shelly Landau & Michael Sardo d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 115. Ex, Lies and Videotape gs: Caroline Aaron (Mary Pat Lee) Richard McGonagle (Reverend Powell) Farrah Forke (Alex Lambert) Brian's excitement over appearing on a talk show is dampened when his ex-girlfriend Alex also appears.After bitter words on and off the screen,the two sleep together,but Brian decides to end things.He is beaten to the punch,however,as Alex leaves once again. b: 28-Feb-1995 pc: 40340-116 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Amy Yasbeck does not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 116. Portrait of the Con Artist as a Young Man gs: Christine Mellor (Maya) Lowell's innocent birthday gift to Casey lands him a show at an art museum when Casey shows off the gift to a museum director. Determined to launch both their careers in the art world,Casey relentlessly pushes Lowell's artistic abilities to the limit to try and meet the shows deadline,but eventually gives up after discovering how out stressed Lowell becomes. Meanwhile,Brian's efforts to finish a roll of film for Joe and Helen are not appreciated (he takes a picture of something very private),as the prank ends up in the hands of Helen's parents. b: 21-Mar-1995 w: Joyce Gittlin & Jeffrey Richman d: Ken Levine -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 117. The Love Life and Times of Joe and Helen gs: Jill Pierce (Woman) As the wedding draws near,Brian struggles to come up with a gift idea for Joe and Helen.He finally hits up on the idea of making a video for them,and goes about capturing everyone's memories of the relationship on video. b: 04-Apr-1995 w: Steven Levitan d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 118. A House to Die For gs: Gilbert Gottfried (Lewis) Olivia Hack (Cindy Brady) Jennifer Elise Cox (Jan Brady) Jesse Lee (Bobby Brady) Christopher Daniel Barnes (Greg Brady) Richard Voigts (Doctor) Paul Sutera (Peter Brady) Carlton's ill health becomes a boon to the gang when Carlton's nephew Lewis invites them over to Carlton's house to start selling off the old man's items.Joe and Helen have an eye for the house itself,Brian drools over a classic muscle car,and Roy looks for furniture.But all is for naught as Carlton's health makes a swift turnaround,and as the doctor sees it,it was hearing all the voices of all the poeple who came to see him that pulled him through. b: 02-May-1995 pc: 40340-120 w: David Lloyd d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 119. Nuptials Off gs: Charles Cioffi (Father Maguire) Melissa Justin (Roberta) When Helen discovers that she and Antonio are still married (by finding papers under her cash register),she turns to Roy for help.He convinces her she needs to fly to Mexico over the weekend to get a quickie divorce,but that means sending Joe out of town on a weekend fly fishing trip.But Helen's plan are strained when Antonio brings in a priest for an annulment and Joe's flight is delayed. b: 09-May-1995 w: Michael Sardo d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 120. Et Tu, Antonio? gs: Maurice Godin (Dominic) Fabiana Udenio (Teresa) When Antonio's cousin Dominic and his fiancee Teresa visit Nantucket,Antonio finds himself struggling to ignore his feelings for Teresa.He succumbs to temptation during supper at his apartment,after Teresa voices concerns over problems with her relationship.But he ultimately helps his cousin win Teresa back. Meanwhile,Helen's side of the family outshines Joe's when the wedding gifts start to arrive. b: 16-May-1995 pc: 40340-119 w: Ian Gurvitz & Mark Reisman d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. NOTE: Amy Yasbeck does not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 121. Boys Just Want to Have Fun (1) gs: Anne Tremko (Jessica) Blaine Gray (Sergeant Steve) Sara Ballantine (Joanne) Carla Barnett (Susie) The night before the weddding,Helen warns Joe not to have to wild of a bachelor party.But it's Helen who ignores her own advice in a wild bachelorette party,while Joe suffers through the worst bachelor party Brian's ever thrown.Later that night,after the guys return,Casey accidently slips into bed with Brian,and neither feel like leaving the other's company. b: 23-May-1995 pc: 40340-121 w: Shelly Landau & Michael Sardo d: Rick Beren NOTE: 1st part of the Hour-Long 6th Season Finale. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 122. Here It Is: The Big Wedding (2) gs: Bruce Gray (Reverend) Joe and Helen's wedding day gets off to a bad start when the best man and maid of honor,Brian and Casey,oversleep after spending the night together.When Antonio discovers this,He and Brian fight,and in the struggle the wedding ring is lost down the toilet,followed quickly by Joe's searching hand.Both hand and ring are stuck,and thus Joe and Helen are married at last,in a hotel bathroom. b: 23-May-1995 pc: 40340-122 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Jeff Melman NOTE: 2nd part of the Hour-Long 6th Season Finale. Thomas Haden Church's last episode as a series regular. |
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7th Season:
123. Burnin' Down the House (1) gs: Robert Starr (Passenger) Christopher Brown (Concierge) Joe and Helen return from their honeymoon in Jamaica to recieve bad news;a night of passion between Brian and Casey in Helen's house results in a devastating fire.That Leaves Brian kicked out of the house and Sandpiper by Joe. b: 19-Sep-1995 pc: 123 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Rebecca Schull does not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 124. Burnin' Down the House (2) gs: Peter McDonald (Scott Somers) Don Murphy (Dad) Stephen Wesley Bridgewater (Al Skoog) When digging through the rubble of Helen's home,Brian and casey unearth a suitcase and photgraph that had been the hackett brother's only inheritance from their late father.Brian's attempts to remind Joe of that fail,but Joe later sees a vision of his late father and forgives Brian. Meanwhile,Antonio executes his revenge on Brian and Casey and Helen takes out her anger on Casey's clothes. b: 26-Sep-1995 pc: 124 w: Howard Gewirtz d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 125. Death Becomes Him gs: Marian Seldes (Eleanor Kingsbury) Scott N. Stevens (Wilson Kingsbury) Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst (Stacey) William Frankfather (Thurman) Charles Dugan (Stubbs) The sad news of Richard Kingsbury's death in Maimi is occasion for celebration at Sandpiper,as Kingbury's oldest daughter hires the Hackett's to bring the body back to Nantucket for the memorial.But the brother's fly the wrong body back to the island,and it's up to Joe to impersonate the late Kingsbury at the funeral. b: 10-Oct-1995 pc: 127 w: Mark Reisman & Ian Gurvitz d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 126. The Person Formerly Known as Lowell gs: Andrew Robinson (Michael Foster) Tucker Smallwood (Agent Stark) Danny Goldring (Agent Douglas) Thomas Haden Church (Lowell) Back from vacation,Lowell goes out for a meal of hot wings with Antonio and lands in hot water when he witnesses a mob hit.After he is threatened by the gangster's lawyer,he decides to join the Witness Protection Program and leave Nantucket forever.Rather than see the gangster released and have a chance to kill again. b: 31-Oct-1995 w: Mark Reisman d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 127. Hooker, Line and Sinker gs: Susan Diol (Heather) To lift Antonio's spirits after he's dumped by the "Big Faced Girl",Joe and Brian set him up with a girl at the Club Car only to discover later that she's a very expensive hooker. b: 07-Nov-1995 pc: 128 w: Christopher Vane d: Rick Beren -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 128. She's Gotta Have It gs: Graig Richard Nelson (Auctioneer) Patricia Place (Woman) Peter Tork (Himself) Joe and Helen reap unpected benefits after getting a large insurance settlement for Helen's burnt down house.But Joe soon finds soon faces the task of stopping Helen's shopping spree, before it leaves them broke. Meanwhile,Brian and Casey try to find something in common and Antonio returns to Edna,"The Big Faced Girl". b: 14-Nov-1995 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 129. So Long, Frank Lloyd Wrong gs: Edward Herrmann (Y.M. Burg) Brian Haley (Bud Bronski) Patricia Ayame Thomson (Assistant) Joe and Helen's initial fortune at landing famous architect Y.M. Burg to design their new house soon turn sour as he suggests a house shaped like a giant "7". Meanwhile,Brian hires a new mechanic,Budd Bronski,who attempts to live down a previous "incident". b: 21-Nov-1995 w: Howard Gewirtz d: Rick Beren -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 130. When a Man Loves a Donut gs: Brian Haley (Budd Bronski) Gregg Berger (Mr. Douglas) Sheila Shaw (Terri) Paul Bates (Terri) Steve Hofvendahl (Passenger) Barbara Babbin (Woman) Spurned by Joe (who's to busy with his new wife to spend time with him),Brian tries to consolence in food,but ends up trying to deal with his problems at a meeting of the "Eat-A-Holics". Meanwhile,Antonio tries to get used to tight shoes,after he pays $200 for them,and Casey gets hired by the Nantucket Tourism Board. b: 28-Nov-1995 w: Jeffrey Richman & Joyce Gittlin d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 131. The Big Sleep gs: Brian Haley (Budd Bronski) After fighting with Helen over the architect's plans for their new house (he wants a big screen tv in the bedroom,and she wants a walk-in closet),Joe has a strange dream involving Tigers, Clowns,Roy bellying dancing and the two of them dying in a plane crash with Antonio.As one by one the dreams events come to pass,Brian tries to convince Joe to heed the dream's warnings,but he fails and soon Joe,Helen and Antonio find themselves plunging to earth in the plane... b: 12-Dec-1995 w: Michael Sardo d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 132. 'Twas the Heist Before Christmas gs: Gilbert Gottfried (Lewis) Suanne Braun (Erica) Robert Graighead (Policeman) Nothing goes right at Helen's christmas  Joe wants to hit the road to head for the slopes before they are snowed in.Antonio gives but does not receive,Roy misses his mother,Budd tries to be social,and Casey invites Carlton's annoying nephew Lewis.b: 19-Dec-1995 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Brian Haley credited as a regular. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 133. Honey, We Broke the Kid gs: Chelsea Lynn (Emily) Clint Carmichael (Deke) Robert Curtis Brown (Bob) Carolyn Pemberton (Linda) Joe and Helen volunteer to babysit Emily, for some friends of theirs.But it's far from a learning experience that they hoped it would be.First Helen refuses to give her any thing with taste to eat and then Emily gets sick with a tummy ache and they rush her to the ER,only to discover it's an upset stomach. Meanwhile,Casey gets a big time Hollywood star to come to the island,to due her Nantucket Tourism commercial.But unfortunately for Casey Deke is gay and he responds more to Antonio's adoration than hers.Lastly asking Antonio if he has some time during the summer if he'd like to come out to L.A. b: 02-Jan-1996 pc: 132 w: Lori Kirkland d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 134. B.S., I Love You gs: Pat Hingle (Jack Hackett) Greg Behrendt (Man) Joe and Brian are thrilled at the return of Grandpa Hackett,but Helen isn't so sure he's who he claims to be."Jack Hackett" turns out to be a friend of their dads from his days in the mental hospital,who just wanted to feel like part of the Hackett's family. Meanwhile,Antonio refuses to continue a chain letter,which everyone else gets and passes along,and begins to suffer for it.While everyone else has good luck. b: 09-Jan-1996 pc: 133 w: Christopher Vane d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. NOTE: Brian Haley does not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 135. Sons and Lovers gs: Abraham Benrubi (R.J. Biggins) Tim Bagley (Luke) Raymond O'Connor (Engineer Willy) It's Roy's 12th birthday (he was born on a leap year),and Helen contacts Roy's son R.J. and convinces him to come back to Nantucket for the party.But the initial reconciliation is dashed when R.J. brings his significant other to the party. Meanwhile,Brian helps Antonio out by driving the cab while Antonio waits for his drivers license. b: 16-Jan-1996 w: Jeffrey Richman & Joyce Gittlin d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Brian Haley does not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 136. Bye, George gs: Norman Lloyd (Lyle Bartlett) John Valentine (Minister) Fay quickly falls for Lyle,the dashing man she met on a cruise, but the wedding is jeopardized when Fay learns the awful truth about him.His real first name is George,just like her first three dead husbands.Armed with this new knowledge Fay decides against making it a fourth George and calls off the wedding. b: 30-Jan-1996 pc: 138 w: Jim McGoulf d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 137. The Team Player gs: Jay Leno (Himself) Fred Stoller (Mr. Lutz) David Gianopoulos (Danny Connelly) Gregg Daniel (Gregg) Sandy Edgerton (Diane) Jeanne Bates (Mrs. Peabody) Fred Roggin (Himself) A publicity disaster occurs when Antonio (running the desk while the brother's go to the game)bumps the Bruins abrasive star goalie Danny "Dead End" Connelly off a Sandpiper flight to a critical game,causing the Bruins to lose. Meanwhile,Winter tourism on the island takes an upswing when Casey welcomes the International Society of Masochists to Nantucket. b: 06-Feb-1996 w: Howard Gewirtz d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. NOTE: Rebecca Schull and Brian Haley does not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 138. Love at First Flight gs: Ally Walker (Melissa Williams) Matthew Porreta (David Barnes) Matthew Porretta (David Barnes) Brian falls in love with a woman while flying her to Nantucket for her wedding. Meanwhile,Antonio has mixed feeling after finding out Roy is dating Edna,"THe Big Faced Girl".As it turns out she was only paying Roy so he would make Antonio jealous,so he would come back to her. b: 13-Feb-1996 w: Michael Sardo d: Darryl Bates -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 139. Lynch Party gs: Mark Harelik (Davis Lynch) Jennifer Rhodes (Mavis) Jeanette Miller (Grammy Lynch) When news arrives that Davis Lynch has re-surfaced,Helen recounts the tale of how she never broke off her engagement,then tries to break the news to Davis,while not alerting Joe. b: 20-Feb-1996 w: Ian Gurvitz & Mark Reisman d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Rebecca Schull and Brian Haley do not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 140. One Flew Over the Cooper's Nest gs: Valerie Mahaffey (Sandy Cooper) Sandy's return sends Joe to the psychologist,as no one believe's stories of her obsession with him.The psychologists does wonders to calm Joe down,but the real psycho is revealed when Joe meets Sandy in the vacant psychologist's office. Meanwhile,Roy,Antonio,Fay and Casey try to deal with the news they may have suffered food poisoning from Helen's tuna. b: 27-Feb-1996 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 141. Driving Mr. DeCarlo gs: J.J. Johnston (Mr. DeCarlo) Jane Carr (Claire Bennett) Antonio thinks his fortunes have taken a turn for the better, when one of passengers hires him to a be his personal chauffeur. But some overheard conversations seem to indicate that his new boss is a mobster (he's actually a diamond broker). Meanwhile,Helen hurriedly read "Don Quixote" when her old english lit teacher from highschool drops by for a visit. b: 12-Mar-1996 pc: 141 w: Christopher Vane d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 142. A Tale of Two Sister Cities gs: Raye Birk (Prince Restivon) Jocelyn Seagrave (Princess Fala) Michael Bailey Smith (Jaffra) Keith Neubert (Clete) Monte Grix (Mitch) On the verge of losing her job with the Tourism Board,Casey sees a solution when her sister city idea is excepted.But things to go downhill when Brian sleeps with the visiting princess of prospective sister city Khirinan. Meanwhile,Antonio offers to take the little princesses for their hair care appointment.It turns out to be two dogs,which he promptly loses. b: 26-Mar-1996 pc: 142 w: Jeffrey Richman d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 143. What About Larry? gs: George Kennedy (Himself) Mark Blum (Larry Mohr) Rick Lenz (Jerry) Joanna Daniels (Cathy) Teddi Siddall (Alice) Jason Grant Smith (Fred) The contractor Joe and Helen hires to build their new house falls apart when his wife kicks him out,and the Hackett's try to rebuild his confidence and get him back to work. Meanwhile,a Vacationing George Kennedy is bothered by an annoying fan:Brian. b: 09-Apr-1996 w: Mark Reisman & Michael Sardo d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Brian Haley does not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 144. The Lady Vanishes gs: Ellen Ratner (Rita) Anne Francis (Vera) Michelle Nicastro (Ariel Reed) Weston Blakesley (Cop) Antonio meets the perfect woman,but when she disappears before he can get her name,he goes on a desperate search for her,only to discover it wasn't just coincidence that she was so difficult to track down. Meanwhile,Brian impresses Helen with his ability to read women and predict the entire relationship before it even start. b: 23-Apr-1996 w: Ian Gurvitz & Michael Sardo d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Brian Haley does not appear in this episode. Moves to a New time slot,Tuesday @ 8:30. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 145. Life Could Be a Dream gs: Alan Fudge (Mayor) Roger Hewlett (Bodyguard) Jennifer Tung (Thong) Courtney Taylor (Mounds O'Plenty) Van Epperson (Man on Crutches) Robin Kreiger (Reporter) Nicki Heyman (Boy) The unearthing of a 20-year old time capsule is occasion for Joe,Brian,Helen and Casey to reflect on what kind of a future they envisioned themselves having as kids.Joe dreamed of being a pitcher for the Red Sox,Brian dreamed of being a Suave Secret Agent,and Casey dreamed of being a supermodel.But only Helen's dream came true (she wanted to marry Joe). b: 30-Apr-1996 w: Lori Kirkland d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Brian Haley does not appear in this episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 146. The Lyin' King gs: Carol Alt (Tracy Hayes) Phil Leeds (Lou) Joe faces a moral dilemma;can he lie to Helen so he can go to a strip club with Brian? To soothe his conscience,he volunteers some time at the Golden Crest retirement home,but ends up taking one of the residents with him to the strip club. Meanwhile,Fay and Antonio write their own eulogies. b: 07-May-1996 w: Christopher Vane d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 147. Love Overboard gs: John Ritter (Stuart Davenport) Casey finally catches up with the husband who abandoned her,but her rage lessens as he professes his heartfelt remorse at his desperate act.She's understanding to his sad stories of being bankrupt and shame causing him to leave in the first place...until she sees him on his yacht. Meanwhile,Roy teaches Antonio how to dance. b: 14-May-1996 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 148. Grouses, Houses and Bickering Spouses gs: Kit McDonough (Audrey) Eric Saiet (Andy) Carolyn Lawrence (May) Kirby Tepper (Felix) Kit McDonough (Audrey) David Bickford (Mr. Connelly) Neal Kopit (Fireman) Burdened with continual problems by living with Brian and Casey,as well as further delays in the building of their new house,Joe and Helen decide to buy another house.They solve one problem by selling their old new home,but another presents itself in the last moments in the old Hackett house. b: 21-May-1996 pc: 148 w: Jeffrey Richman & Lori Kirkland d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Brian Haley does not appear in this episode. The 7th Season Finale. |
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8th Season:
149. Porno for Pyros gs: Roma Maffia (Claire Barnett) After Joe and Helen burn down Brian's house,he's expecting a big check,much like the one Joe and Helen got,but the gutting of the old Hackett house is cause for an appearance by an insurance investigator,who has serious doubt about the legitimacy of the two claims in the last year.Until she and Antonio's wild night of passion sparks a blaze at the local hotel and that convinces her the cases are Legit. b: 18-Sep-1996 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Moves to a New Night and Time,Wednesday @ 8:00. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 150. ... Like a Neighbor Scorned gs: Chris Elliott (Steve) Kelly Coffield (Barbara) Ann Auther (Alicia) Leigh Karen (Woman) Joe and Helen meet the next-door neighbors,Steve and Barbara,but what starts out as pleasant soon turns disturbing. b: 25-Sep-1996 w: Howard Gewirtz d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 151. Maybe It's You gs: Jenny McCarthy (Dani) Mark Arnold (Dave) Brian's vows to find a deeper,more meaningful relationship is tested by beautiful but dumb Dani. Meanwhile,Joe tries to deal with the fact that one of his best friends didn't invite him to his wedding. b: 02-Oct-1996 w: Mark Reisman d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 152. Single and Hating It gs: Stephanie Faracy (Carol) Judy Gold (Brenda) Tony Carlin (Mike) Allison Dunbar (Bartender) Brian Drillinger (Edward) Victor Wilson (Bob) As a furious storm rages outside,Joe and Helen stop by the "Singles Mingle" to drop off Brian's wallet,intent on leaving as soon as possible to begin celebrating the first anniversary of their wedding.But news soon comes that the roads are closed due to high water and everyone is trapped.Not wanting to let everyone know they are married,for fear of their reaction,Joe asks Helen to be his bride again. Meanwhile,Fay,Roy and Casey mingle,while Antonio is offered his money back and asked to wait in the office till the party is over.And Brian tries to convince the only woman in the place he's attracted to,the sexy Bartender,that he's not a pathetic as he seems. b: 09-Oct-1996 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 153. Too Beautiful for You gs: Tracey Scroggins (Elise) Philip Casnoff (Eric) K.T. Vogt (Cart Lady) Ryan Hurst (Barry) Antonio volunteers to man the Nantucket Suicide Hotline,it soon pays off for him when he scores a date with a caller he helped.When they meet he can't believe his eyes or his luck and keeps waiting for the other shoe to drop and for her to dump him.But the weird thing is,she never does. Meanwhile,Helen faces some new competition when the airport is all a buzz about the new Lunch Cart in the terminal.She tries changing the menu and the name on a daily basis.But nothing works,until the lady running the lunch cart decides to leave Nantucket for Boston. b: 23-Oct-1996 w: Lori Kirkland d: Joyce Gittlin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 154. The Gift of Life gs: Josh Mostel (Dave) Nick Kiriazis (Dylan) Richard Stay (Jared) James P. Ivy (Austin) Michael Harrell (Nurse) Michael Brooks (Surgeon) Gil Perez (Courier) When a medical courier leaves his package in the terminal on Halloween Eve,the gang scramble to find him before time runs out. b: 30-Oct-1996 w: Michael Sardo d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 155. Olive or Twist gs: John Melendez (Albie) Diana Bellamy (Mother) John P. Connolly (Les) Miles Arreola (Hunk) Casey encourages Brian to use his insurance money to open a martini bar,offering to help Brian manage it.But things go awry immediately when the first customer through the door slips and falls on the floor.Brian's problems are compounded when he learns Casey never got insurance. b: 06-Nov-1996 w: Jeffrey Richman d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 156. Wingless (1) gs: Jonathan Slavin (CordClayton) Mitchell Ryan (Johnathan Clayton) Johnathan Slavin (Cord Clayton) A financial crisis forces Joe to seek out an investor for Sandpiper.He thinks his luck has changed when businessman Jonathan Clayton comes to the island.But he soon informs them,he doesn't invest in companies he buys them.Having no other choice, Joe sells Sandpiper.Clayton's "hands-off" approach takes effect right away as he installs his slacker son Cord as the new President of Sandpiper. b: 13-Nov-1996 w: Christopher Vane d: Darryl Bates -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 157. Wingless (2) gs: Karen Kilgariff (Tammy Todd) Mitchell Ryan (Jonathan Clayton) Jonathan Slavin (Cord Clayton) Karen Kilgariff (Tammy Todd) Linda Porter (Old Lady) Cynthia Sikes (Nina Todd) Cord's first act as the new President of Sandpiper is to hold a meeting, informing everyone they need a "big idea".Something that drives Joe crazy, trying to get everyone to see there is no "Big Idea".But there is,little does Roy know that he would be responsible for the "Big Idea".Mentioning to Cord that the charter business is the one, he hasn't been able to crack. So after contacting a friend of his in the music business, the "Big Idea" pays off when Sandpiper becomes the charter for the singing sensation, the Todds.That is until a fued breaks out and the tour is cancelled. b: 20-Nov-1996 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 158. Wingless (3) gs: Mitchell Ryan (Jonathan Clayton) Steven Flynn (Ted) Jonathan Slavin (Cord Clayton) John Ducey (Board Member) F.J. O'Neill (Mike) Mark Rafael Truitt (Man #1) Christopher Halloway (Man #2) When Cord chickens out on delivering a presentation before his father's board of directors,Joe and Brian must deliver it. Meanwhile,hanging in the men's,Helen's learns a nasty secret:Cord was expected to fail at Sandpiper for the tax write-off. b: 11-Dec-1996 w: Lori Kirkland d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 159. All About Christmas Eve gs: Phil Leeds (Lou) Abe Vigoda (Harry) Brook Adams (Mary) Cheryl Henry (Passenger) Another odd christmas falls on Nantucket,as Antonio drives a nun around in search of a vision she saw in a dream.While Joe plays reluctant host to feuding brothers Lou and Harry and a little last minute shopping ends up trapping Fay,Helen and Casey. b: 18-Dec-1996 pc: 160 w: Michael Sardo d: Joyce Gittlin NOTE: Brooke Adams is Tony's wife. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 160. Let's Talk About Sex gs: Caroline Aaron (Mary Pat Lee) Howard Shangraw (Photographer) Roy falls for talk show host Mary Pat Lee,but discovers she used confidential information to ambush her Joe and Helen on her show. Meanwhile,Brian pays Casey to run errands for him. b: 08-Jan-1997 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 161. Hosed gs: Sam Murray (Dennis Lundy) Leslie Jordan (Tony Kolb) Cec Verrell (Wanda Harrison) Kim Oja (Lydia Biggins) Joe and Helen deal with a crooked Vacuum cleaner salesman charging them for a vacuum originally sold with an "eternal" guarantee. Meanwhile,Brian gets close to Roy to get closer to his niece. b: 15-Jan-1997 pc: 161 w: Christopher Vane s: Christopher Vane , Art Baer & Ben Joelson d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 162. Just Call Me Angel gs: Amzie Strickland (Mrs. Herbert) Carolyn Hennesy (Flight Attendant) Rick Hall (Reporter) Jeff Harlan (Passenger) Carter P. Spohn (Captain Lameiras) Graig Barnett (Captain Siden) Barbara Bruno (Woman) Steve Young (Himself) On their way home from Las Vegas,Joe has a bad case of food poisoning and is soon helpless in the airliner's bathroom.Where he is soon followed by the plains pilots.Leaving the job of hero to be played by Brian who safely lands the plane and becomes an instant celebrity. Joe tries to deal with Brian's newfound celebrity and all the grief he's getting from Helen over his "Men's travel bag",but Brian's celebrity is short lived and he soon is back at Sandpiper asking for his old job back once again. b: 05-Feb-1997 w: Christopher Vane & Lori Kirkland d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 163. Fay There, Georgy Girl gs: Taylor Nichols (Russell Meany) Matt Gottlieb (George #1) Richard Balin (George #2) Sam Shamsak (George #3) James Greene (Frank Tremain) After selling off the valuables of her Georges,Fay is visited by their ghosts,demanding that she buy back their items. Meanwhile,Joe's Valentine's Day efforts seem paltry to Helen compared to the man intending to propose to his beloved with a banner flying from the Sandpiper plane (problem is she's not his beloved,and she can't even stand him.) and Brian and Casey prepare to go out on a sham date. b: 12-Feb-1997 pc: 164 w: Ken Keeler d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 164. Escape from New York gs: Ray Laska (Bouncer) Mark Davis (Bella De ball) Melora Marshall (Box Office Woman) Lillian Adams (Older Lady) Eric Sharp (Dealer) Christine Noore (Terri) Maria Cina (Lola) Jazzmun (Ginger Vitis) Alexis Del Lago (Eva Destruction) Calvin Deforest (Himself) Brian and Helen's trip to New York to see "Rent" turns into a nightmare when the theatre refuses to transfer the tickets from Helen's benefactor to her.Even worse a con-man robs them of their money and Helen is forced to compete in a drag queen contest in order to get the money to get home. Meanwhile,A bad back leaves joe in the house alone with a suddenly talkative Antonio. b: 19-Feb-1997 pc: 167 w: Jeffrey Richman d: Jeff Melman NOTE: Moves to a New time slot,Wednesday @ 9:00. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 165. House of Blues gs: Todd Warring (Matthew) Sibel Ergener (Rhonda) Bruce Thomas (Tom) Justin Burnette (Spencer) Lance Robinson (Judd) Kicked out by Joe and Helen,Brian and Casey move into a new home home with the help of a new roommate Antonio,whose money goes into the house,but whose body is still living with his girlfriend Elise.But things suddenly become crowded when Antonio is dumped. Meanwhile,Joe and Helen's fling with nudism has them being threatened with blackmail,when the neighbor kids snap photo's of them and upload them to the internet.Which Roy and Fay later find. b: 05-Mar-1997 pc: 162 w: Jeffrey Richman d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 166. Ms. Write gs: Ashley Johnson (Rebecca) Lisa Thornhill (Mrs. Burton) Kaitlin Hopkins (Beth) Brian falls for "R",after reading her love letters,mistakenly sent to a former occupant of the house.Then dumping Casey's boss who he had begged Casey to get him a date with.When he finally does find "R" it turns out to be a 10 year old girl. Meanwhile,Joe and Helen ask Antonio to install a new security system in their house. b: 19-Mar-1997 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 167. Dreamgirl gs: Samantha Smith (Shannon) Vince Lazano (Applicant) When Fay goes on vacation,the Hackett's hire a beautiful woman to fill in at the counter.Brian finds her distressingly distractiving,while Joe and Helen have uneasy dreams about her. Meanwhile,Casey helps Antonio get a job at the department store,only to see him promoted ahead of her. b: 02-Apr-1997 pc: 165 w: Michael Sardo d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 168. Heartache Tonight gs: Rose Marie (Eleanor Bluto Biggins) Billy Dean (Jack Gordon) Dave Moreland (Customer) Roy invites Joe and Helen over to his house on an important night for him:the introduction of his girlfriend to his mother.But when he's dumped before the fateful evening,Helen reluctantly fills in. Meanwhile,Brian passes on his cold to Casey before her big date. b: 16-Apr-1997 w: Lori Kirkland d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 169. Oedipus Wrecks gs: Christopher Wiehl (Shawn Palmer) Shannon Tweed (Emily Palmer) Chip Zien (Bippy the Clown) Brian is surprised to find out his new girlfriend,Emily's son is already in college.Further complications ensue when Casey takes a shine to young shine. Meanwhile,Joe and Roy go to the circus:Joe to try and deal with his childhood trauma and Roy to demand an apology from the clown who humilated him in his act. b: 07-May-1997 w: Ellen Byron & Lissa Kapstrom d: Darryl Bates -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 170. Raging Bull*&@! gs: Brad Blaisdell (Referee) Robert Garrova (Joe (Age 8)) Matt Koruba (Joe (Age 12)) Justin Lanning (Brian (Age 7)) Nicholas Dunn (Brian (Age 10)) When a long time rival drops out of a boxing tournament,Joe finds himself matched up against Brian.But what starts out as a friendly competition gets decidedly unpleasant. b: 14-May-1997 w: Christopher Vane d: Jeff Melman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 171. Final Approach (1) To cheer up Helen,Joe restores her old cello.While Helen is busy rediscovering her old passion,Joe and Brian discover the ages old treasure hunt they undertook when their father died isn't over yet.They and the rest of the gang are led all over New England,only to wind up back at the airport,to discover $250,000 in an old suitcase in an airport locker. b: 21-May-1997 pc: 171 w: Michael Sardo d: Leonard R. Garner Jr. NOTE: 1st part of the Hour-Long Series Finale. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 172. Final Approach (2) Joe and Brian are divided over their new-found inheritance:Joe wants to expand the business,and Brian wants the money to leave Nantucket and the tedium of his job.Joe's agony over the dissolving of the partnership is further complicated when he learns of Helen's earth shaking news:she's been invited to study cello in Vienna with the world's greatest cellist.Joe is prepared to sacrifice Sandpiper to help Helen finally live her dream.But it is Brian who makes the final sacrifice,by postponing his and Casey's move to the Carribean,in order to run Sandpiper for one year while Joe and Helen are away in Vienna. b: 21-May-1997 pc: 172 w: Ian Gurvitz d: Jeff Melman NOTE: 2nd part of the Hour-Long Series Finale. |
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o yay thanks guys
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