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Johnwiley · 04-19-2003, 06:41 PM

Does anyone have Laverne & Shirley on jerry springer fan fiction?

Stormtracker TF · 05-03-2003, 11:33 PM

LOL

Stormtracker TF · 05-03-2003, 11:39 PM

...But, on the Happy Days board a bunch of members wrote some Happy Days/Jerry Springer Fan Fics

Bea · 06-30-2004, 10:20 AM

Jerry: Today's episode is about Women who can't make up their minds which man they love! Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Shirley!
Audence: (Applause.)
Jerry: Alright, Shirley, now...what men can't you decide who you love?
Shirley: Well...I really love my husband Walter...but somehow I havn't quite gotten over my High School crush. Carmine Ragusa.
Jerry: Is that all?
Shirley: Yeah.
Jerry: Are you sure?
Shirley: (getting upset) Yeah.
Jerry: Allright...let's bring out...Shirley's mystery man!
Audence: (Applause)
(Carmine walks in, carring a boquet of roses)
Shirley: Carmine?
Carmine: (Doesn't say a word, just walks over, gets on one knee, hands a shocked Shirley the roses and gently kisses her cheek)
Shirley: (Repeating herself) Carmine?!?!
Carmine: Yeah. Me, Shirley. I don't know when I fell in love with you...I just know I did.
Shirley: (Sitting there, staring into the roses) I came here to tell Walter how I felt about Fonzie...not...Oh my... (bursts into tears)
Carmine: (Gets up from position on the floor and wraps his arms around her. She cries on him.) There there, Shirley. I'm here, I'm here.
Jerry: Well, before this gets too sappy, let's bring out...the husband!
(Walter walks out, Audence splits between chears and boos)
Walter: Shirley? Carmine? Uh-oh. (Realizing) Shirley brings me on Jerry Springer...she's sitting with Carmine... (Getting Angry...) Carmine! Are you and Shirley...(voice trails off)
Shirley: Wally, this isn't what it looks like...
Walter: Oh yeah, I'm sure it's not. (To Carmine) I'm surprised at you, Big Ragu. Stealing other people's girls was always below you. But Shirley? That's just wrong, Carmine. What would Squiggy say?
Carmine: I didn't steal her. I just told her the truth. Something I think you should do.
Walter: What are you talking about?
Carmine: (getting to his feet) You think I havn't seen it? The way you and Laverne look at each other? Shouldn't you tell her about that...or are you just stupid enough to think that you'll get away with two-timeing on her?
Walter: For starters, Big Ragu if that's your real name...you've seen how Laverne looks at *me* I wouldn't ever cheat on Shirley! (glaring at Shirley) but it's odviously not mutial.
Carmine: Look, I don't think there's a better time for the truth to come out then here and now...so go ahead...tell her. Tell her about you and Laverne.
Walter: (Opens his mouth to speak, then changes his mind, snaps it shut, and throws a punch at Carmine)
Carmine: (Catches the punch) Ohhh, that was real stupid. (Throws his own punch towards Walter's stomach, a punch Walter barely dodges)
(Steve starts to walk towards the near-fight, when Shirley leaps to her feet)
Shirley: Stop it! Stop it both of you! You're acting like Children! And I think maybe I should just tell Fonzie how I feel and run off with him.
Carmine and Walter: (in unison) Fonzie?
Jerry: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Arthur Fonzarelli a.ka. Fonzie!
Audence: (Applause)
(Fonzie enters through the same door, walks in.)
Shirley: (Jumps to her feet and races across the room) Fonzie!
Fonzie: Hey, Shirley.
(Shirley throws her arms around him and kisses him.)
Fonzie: (After recovering from the kiss) Shirley? What was that...
Shirley: Fonzie, I've had a crush on you since I was little and it just started to resurface a few months ago, and I came to Jerry because I wanted to tell you and Walter about it but then Carmine showed up and declared that he loved me and...and...it just got all messed up!
Fonzie: Whoa!
Shirley: (Takes her arms from around him) Forget it! You're not the man I fell in love with.
Walter: So who is it? Who are you in love with? Me or Carmine?
Shirley: Oh God. Just when Fonzie's out of the running...I've got another choice to make...
Jerry: Maybe not so much of a choice.
Walter: (Goes pale)
Shirley: Walter? Is what Carmine said true? About you and Laverne?
Walter: Well...uh...
Jerry: Roll film!
(Film on the corner plays. It shows the inside of Walter and Shirley's place, a slight tap on the door is heard and Laverne enters. "Is Shirl..." she begins. Walter shakes his head no and Jenny jumps into his arms. They begin kissing. The kiss intencifies...)
Jerry: I think that's enough
Shirley: (Tears in her eyes) Wally...
Walter: Shirley, I'm sorry. You started teaching...and suddenly you wern't there. And well...Laverne was.
Shirley: Walter, you were in Laverne's appartment! With Laverne herself! And I don't need to see the rest of the vidio to know what happened!
Walter: I didn't want to go that far! I swear I didn't!
Jerry: Should we play more of the video?
Walter: (Flushing) No.
Shirley: You know, there really is no choice. (To Carmine) Carmine, I never really thought of you in that way before. Give me a chance...and I might love you.
Carmine: (Sits back on the couch) I love you, Shirley. (Leans in and gives her an intence kiss.)
Shirley: (After breaking off from the kiss) Oh, Carmine! (They begin to kiss again.)
Fonzie: (Still confused) Hold it...Shirley came to Jerry because she thought she was in love with me...then she realised she wasn't...but saw Walter and Laverne together so she fell in love with Carmine? What am I? A tool?
Jerry: An idiot would be more approapate.
Walter: Thanks a lot, Fonz.
Jerry: Next episode, men who feel like women just used them to get to someone else.

Race's Girl · 10-14-2009, 07:14 AM

That was well funny, Bea

04-19-2003, 06:41 PM	#1
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06-30-2004, 10:20 AM	#4
Bea Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 19, 2003 Location: On Fonzie's bike outside Arnold's Posts: 795	Laverne & Shirley on "Jerry Springer" Jerry: Today's episode is about Women who can't make up their minds which man they love! Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Shirley! Audence: (Applause.) Jerry: Alright, Shirley, now...what men can't you decide who you love? Shirley: Well...I really love my husband Walter...but somehow I havn't quite gotten over my High School crush. Carmine Ragusa. Jerry: Is that all? Shirley: Yeah. Jerry: Are you sure? Shirley: (getting upset) Yeah. Jerry: Allright...let's bring out...Shirley's mystery man! Audence: (Applause) (Carmine walks in, carring a boquet of roses) Shirley: Carmine? Carmine: (Doesn't say a word, just walks over, gets on one knee, hands a shocked Shirley the roses and gently kisses her cheek) Shirley: (Repeating herself) Carmine?!?! Carmine: Yeah. Me, Shirley. I don't know when I fell in love with you...I just know I did. Shirley: (Sitting there, staring into the roses) I came here to tell Walter how I felt about Fonzie...not...Oh my... (bursts into tears) Carmine: (Gets up from position on the floor and wraps his arms around her. She cries on him.) There there, Shirley. I'm here, I'm here. Jerry: Well, before this gets too sappy, let's bring out...the husband! (Walter walks out, Audence splits between chears and boos) Walter: Shirley? Carmine? Uh-oh. (Realizing) Shirley brings me on Jerry Springer...she's sitting with Carmine... (Getting Angry...) Carmine! Are you and Shirley...(voice trails off) Shirley: Wally, this isn't what it looks like... Walter: Oh yeah, I'm sure it's not. (To Carmine) I'm surprised at you, Big Ragu. Stealing other people's girls was always below you. But Shirley? That's just wrong, Carmine. What would Squiggy say? Carmine: I didn't steal her. I just told her the truth. Something I think you should do. Walter: What are you talking about? Carmine: (getting to his feet) You think I havn't seen it? The way you and Laverne look at each other? Shouldn't you tell her about that...or are you just stupid enough to think that you'll get away with two-timeing on her? Walter: For starters, Big Ragu if that's your real name...you've seen how Laverne looks at me I wouldn't ever cheat on Shirley! (glaring at Shirley) but it's odviously not mutial. Carmine: Look, I don't think there's a better time for the truth to come out then here and now...so go ahead...tell her. Tell her about you and Laverne. Walter: (Opens his mouth to speak, then changes his mind, snaps it shut, and throws a punch at Carmine) Carmine: (Catches the punch) Ohhh, that was real stupid. (Throws his own punch towards Walter's stomach, a punch Walter barely dodges) (Steve starts to walk towards the near-fight, when Shirley leaps to her feet) Shirley: Stop it! Stop it both of you! You're acting like Children! And I think maybe I should just tell Fonzie how I feel and run off with him. Carmine and Walter: (in unison) Fonzie? Jerry: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Arthur Fonzarelli a.ka. Fonzie! Audence: (Applause) (Fonzie enters through the same door, walks in.) Shirley: (Jumps to her feet and races across the room) Fonzie! Fonzie: Hey, Shirley. (Shirley throws her arms around him and kisses him.) Fonzie: (After recovering from the kiss) Shirley? What was that... Shirley: Fonzie, I've had a crush on you since I was little and it just started to resurface a few months ago, and I came to Jerry because I wanted to tell you and Walter about it but then Carmine showed up and declared that he loved me and...and...it just got all messed up! Fonzie: Whoa! Shirley: (Takes her arms from around him) Forget it! You're not the man I fell in love with. Walter: So who is it? Who are you in love with? Me or Carmine? Shirley: Oh God. Just when Fonzie's out of the running...I've got another choice to make... Jerry: Maybe not so much of a choice. Walter: (Goes pale) Shirley: Walter? Is what Carmine said true? About you and Laverne? Walter: Well...uh... Jerry: Roll film! (Film on the corner plays. It shows the inside of Walter and Shirley's place, a slight tap on the door is heard and Laverne enters. "Is Shirl..." she begins. Walter shakes his head no and Jenny jumps into his arms. They begin kissing. The kiss intencifies...) Jerry: I think that's enough Shirley: (Tears in her eyes) Wally... Walter: Shirley, I'm sorry. You started teaching...and suddenly you wern't there. And well...Laverne was. Shirley: Walter, you were in Laverne's appartment! With Laverne herself! And I don't need to see the rest of the vidio to know what happened! Walter: I didn't want to go that far! I swear I didn't! Jerry: Should we play more of the video? Walter: (Flushing) No. Shirley: You know, there really is no choice. (To Carmine) Carmine, I never really thought of you in that way before. Give me a chance...and I might love you. Carmine: (Sits back on the couch) I love you, Shirley. (Leans in and gives her an intence kiss.) Shirley: (After breaking off from the kiss) Oh, Carmine! (They begin to kiss again.) Fonzie: (Still confused) Hold it...Shirley came to Jerry because she thought she was in love with me...then she realised she wasn't...but saw Walter and Laverne together so she fell in love with Carmine? What am I? A tool? Jerry: An idiot would be more approapate. Walter: Thanks a lot, Fonz. Jerry: Next episode, men who feel like women just used them to get to someone else.
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10-14-2009, 07:14 AM	#5
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05-03-2003, 11:39 PM	#3
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	...But, on the Happy Days board a bunch of members wrote some Happy Days/Jerry Springer Fan Fics