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jonesalana · 05-17-2001, 07:52 PM

Anyone remember the episode where Beaver lost the note to his parents so wally replied back assuming it wasa bad not

"I have whipped him, his father has whipped him. He is very sorry, we are very sorry.
Your friend,
Mrs. Ward Cleaver (the beavers mother)"

Every time I see that I laugh my ass off

Schmoopie · 08-03-2009, 04:10 AM

I can't really remember a very favorite line, but one I found funny was an exchange between Eddie and June.

Eddie says "Your kitchen always looks so clean."
June replies: "Why thank you, Eddie."
And Eddie says "My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here!"

Another one was in the episode where Wally and Beaver broke the car window. They are at the dinner table and Ward says something like "It's awfully quiet tonight" and Beaver answers "That's cuz no one is sayin' anything!"

Any more favorite quotes?

MickeyMac · 08-03-2009, 02:30 PM

I like all the lines. The dialaogue is so funny. Some great comedy writers they had.

Torgo · 08-04-2009, 02:45 PM

From the episode- "Wally's Girl Trouble"
(may not be exact)

Ward to Beaver: "I'd prefer it if the next time you go fishing you don't put the fish on the ice cubes. You have no idea what it does to the iced tea."

From "Beaver's Short Pants"

June: "Is that you, dear?"
Ward: "No, it's your husband."

catlover79 · 08-04-2009, 04:26 PM

Wally: Gee, Dad, you've been lecturing the Beav for (?) years and he's still pretty stupid.

catlover79 · 08-04-2009, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MickeyMac

I like all the lines. The dialaogue is so funny. Some great comedy writers they had.

I agree. Funny yet not mean-spirited. I love that!!

catlover79 · 08-04-2009, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmoopie

I can't really remember a very favorite line, but one I found funny was an exchange between Eddie and June.

Eddie says "Your kitchen always looks so clean."
June replies: "Why thank you, Eddie."
And Eddie says "My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here!"

Another one was in the episode where Wally and Beaver broke the car window. They are at the dinner table and Ward says something like "It's awfully quiet tonight" and Beaver answers "That's cuz no one is sayin' anything!"

Any more favorite quotes?

MickeyMac · 08-04-2009, 05:47 PM

From In The Soup:

Eddie: Hey Wally some dumb kid fell in the soup. (enter Ward), oh hello Mr. Cleaver, some poor helpless child is stuck up there.

Torgo · 08-05-2009, 12:37 PM

From "Eddie's Voodoo Curse" (title?)

Mr Haskell: "Ward, your Beaver has put a voodoo curse on my Eddie."
Ward: (laughing)"Well, have you called in a good witch doctor yet?"

Beaver: "Wally, what if Eddie dies, will they give me the 'lectric chair?"
Wally: "Sure, they got a little seat they put on for kids, just like they got in a barbershop."

mjensen55 · 08-11-2009, 06:32 PM

Eddie Haskell: Wally, if your dumb brother tags along I'm gonna (sees June) Oh good afternoon Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.

Schmoopie · 08-24-2009, 05:23 AM

From Pet Fair:

Ward and June are talking about the song "I'll Never Smile Again." Sorry I don't remember the exchange word for word, but I'll do my best...

Ward: I remember the last time we heard that song, don't you remember? We were at that corner table at that restaurant in San Francisco.

June: We were never in San Francisco!!!

Ward: Oh.. Um, yeah....

catlover79 · 08-24-2009, 08:38 AM

^ OOOPS.

mrbreezeet1 · 12-08-2012, 10:59 PM

l liked when beavers school was going to have school bus service, and beaver asked Wally something like how does the bus driver know, And Wally said, He has a big mirror to watch you, and a microphone to holler at you through. ..........LOL

Ohio8 · 03-26-2014, 12:15 AM

Miss Canfield: "Theodore..." Beaver: "My name's Beaver." Miss Canfield: "Beaver? Is that your given name?" Beaver: "Yes ma'am.(pause) My brother gave it to me."

mrbreezeet1 · 03-26-2014, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohio8

Miss Canfield: "Theodore..." Beaver: "My name's Beaver." Miss Canfield: "Beaver? Is that your given name?" Beaver: "Yes ma'am.(pause) My brother gave it to me."

Good One,
Yeah, that was funny. I think it was the 1st episode.

He said it funny, like my brother given it to me, or something like that I think.

05-17-2001, 07:52 PM	#1
jonesalana Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 32	fave line Anyone remember the episode where Beaver lost the note to his parents so wally replied back assuming it wasa bad not "I have whipped him, his father has whipped him. He is very sorry, we are very sorry. Your friend, Mrs. Ward Cleaver (the beavers mother)" Every time I see that I laugh my ass off

08-03-2009, 04:10 AM	#2
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	I can't really remember a very favorite line, but one I found funny was an exchange between Eddie and June. Eddie says "Your kitchen always looks so clean." June replies: "Why thank you, Eddie." And Eddie says "My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here!" Another one was in the episode where Wally and Beaver broke the car window. They are at the dinner table and Ward says something like "It's awfully quiet tonight" and Beaver answers "That's cuz no one is sayin' anything!" Any more favorite quotes?
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08-04-2009, 02:45 PM	#4
Torgo Omaha & Fritz Forum Star Join Date: Mar 06, 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 19,032	From the episode- "Wally's Girl Trouble" (may not be exact) Ward to Beaver: "I'd prefer it if the next time you go fishing you don't put the fish on the ice cubes. You have no idea what it does to the iced tea." From "Beaver's Short Pants" June: "Is that you, dear?" Ward: "No, it's your husband."
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08-04-2009, 04:26 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Wally: Gee, Dad, you've been lecturing the Beav for (?) years and he's still pretty stupid.
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03-26-2014, 12:15 AM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,923	Miss Canfield: "Theodore..." Beaver: "My name's Beaver." Miss Canfield: "Beaver? Is that your given name?" Beaver: "Yes ma'am.(pause) My brother gave it to me."
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08-03-2009, 02:30 PM	#3
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,004	I like all the lines. The dialaogue is so funny. Some great comedy writers they had.

08-04-2009, 05:47 PM	#8
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,004	From In The Soup: Eddie: Hey Wally some dumb kid fell in the soup. (enter Ward), oh hello Mr. Cleaver, some poor helpless child is stuck up there.

08-05-2009, 12:37 PM	#9
Torgo Omaha & Fritz Forum Star Join Date: Mar 06, 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 19,032	From "Eddie's Voodoo Curse" (title?) Mr Haskell: "Ward, your Beaver has put a voodoo curse on my Eddie." Ward: (laughing)"Well, have you called in a good witch doctor yet?" Beaver: "Wally, what if Eddie dies, will they give me the 'lectric chair?" Wally: "Sure, they got a little seat they put on for kids, just like they got in a barbershop."

08-11-2009, 06:32 PM	#10
mjensen55 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 27, 2009 Posts: 44	Eddie Haskell: Wally, if your dumb brother tags along I'm gonna (sees June) Oh good afternoon Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.

08-24-2009, 05:23 AM	#11
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	From Pet Fair: Ward and June are talking about the song "I'll Never Smile Again." Sorry I don't remember the exchange word for word, but I'll do my best... Ward: I remember the last time we heard that song, don't you remember? We were at that corner table at that restaurant in San Francisco. June: We were never in San Francisco!!! Ward: Oh.. Um, yeah....

08-24-2009, 08:38 AM	#12
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	^ OOOPS.

12-08-2012, 10:59 PM	#13
mrbreezeet1 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 25, 2012 Posts: 286	l liked when beavers school was going to have school bus service, and beaver asked Wally something like how does the bus driver know, And Wally said, He has a big mirror to watch you, and a microphone to holler at you through. ..........LOL