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hotrodchic · 04-18-2003, 05:46 PM

Hello all! Roseanne has said sooo many funny things through-out her series, I was just wondering what were some of your favorite quotes? One that comes to my mind is:
Jackie: "I'm going to do exactly what you would do. You would never let a man tell you how to run your life! I want someone who will love and support me no matter what, just like Dan does for you"
Rosy: "Are you insane! Do you know how many years I had to put into Dan? Do you think he came out of a box that way?"

lol, typical Bossy Rosy...would love to hear quotes that you all remember...

hotrodchic · 04-19-2003, 12:17 PM

I totally agree! Her last show had a really heartfelt, meaningful quote.

Superbatboy · 04-22-2003, 12:14 PM

I like....When those soap opera stars came on and they did an ending tag....

Roseanne: "Our daughter Becky left for a year and a half, and when she came back we barely recognized her"

hotrodchic · 04-22-2003, 01:00 PM

Was that that episode with the mom from Lassie, and Leave it to Beaver and two others, can't remember who they were? Where Roseanne is talking about her family?

Bad_Company · 04-22-2003, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adam1982
Roseanne talking to Fisher in "War & Peace 2" season 5.

"I'm a pretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like none of em..."

I also like that one

and.....(Roseanne thinks she is pregnant and her and Dan are waiting for the pregnancy test)

Roseanne: "Well this is not gonna happen again cause i am just gonna go get fixed"
Dan:"You mean get your tubes tied"
Roseanne:"Uh no i mean get my knees sewn together"

MonarC · 04-25-2003, 02:01 PM

Good one

MonarC · 04-25-2003, 03:09 PM

"life is full of boombies"

doodosh · 07-31-2003, 07:03 PM

The Mothers day episode where Becky and Darlean buy Roseanne a trip to the Salon.

*Dan gives Roseannes a nasty robe*

"Roseanne comes out and says look what Dan gave me"

Jackie- "Its nice, at least its flame retardant"

Roseanne- "Yeah, its really retardant"

stephy · 11-11-2003, 04:13 PM

ok i'm not sure if this is word for word but...

darlene:uh...becky, dj made a sundial out of birth controll pills

dj:look' it has the days on already

darlene:wow, mom went to vegas without these, she really is a gambler

dj:there not mom's

Becky:dj! aunt jackie must be looking everywhere for these, you can't make your school project out of them, now go put them back where you found them.

dj

k i'll put them bac in your drawer

Darlene:you're doing it with mark!

Becky: shut up darlelene

Darlene:you s*ut

iloveTV · 11-11-2003, 08:22 PM

From "Boo!"
Roseanne: "Becky, now are you going to go get dressed or are you going straight to Hell?"

From the one where Darlene and Becky keep breaking their curfew:
Becky: "Let's face it, even mom and dad can't eat for three hours. I'm going to call the police."
Jackie: "You can't...they don't like it when you do that."

and later...

Jackie: "Now, now, girls. Let's not over-react."
Darlene: "They're DEAD!"
(Just the way Darlene looks when she says that...cracks me up!)

later still...

Jackie: "Curfew is just a way of your parents saying they love you."
Becky: "I curfew, Darlene."
Darlene: "I curfew, you too, Beck."

HILARIOUS!

04-18-2003, 05:46 PM	#1
hotrodchic Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 28, 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 48	Favorite Roseanne quotes Hello all! Roseanne has said sooo many funny things through-out her series, I was just wondering what were some of your favorite quotes? One that comes to my mind is: Jackie: "I'm going to do exactly what you would do. You would never let a man tell you how to run your life! I want someone who will love and support me no matter what, just like Dan does for you" Rosy: "Are you insane! Do you know how many years I had to put into Dan? Do you think he came out of a box that way?" lol, typical Bossy Rosy...would love to hear quotes that you all remember...

04-22-2003, 12:14 PM	#3
Superbatboy The Brandon Show Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: California..USA Posts: 793	I like....When those soap opera stars came on and they did an ending tag.... Roseanne: "Our daughter Becky left for a year and a half, and when she came back we barely recognized her"
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04-25-2003, 02:01 PM	#6
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	lol Good one

04-25-2003, 03:09 PM	#7
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	quote "life is full of boombies"

11-11-2003, 04:13 PM	#9
stephy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 11, 2003 Location: Illinios Posts: 96	ok i'm not sure if this is word for word but... darlene:uh...becky, dj made a sundial out of birth controll pills dj:look' it has the days on already darlene:wow, mom went to vegas without these, she really is a gambler dj:there not mom's Becky:dj! aunt jackie must be looking everywhere for these, you can't make your school project out of them, now go put them back where you found them. djk i'll put them bac in your drawer Darlene:you're doing it with mark! Becky: shut up darlelene Darlene:you s*ut

04-19-2003, 12:17 PM	#2
hotrodchic Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 28, 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 48	I totally agree! Her last show had a really heartfelt, meaningful quote.

04-22-2003, 01:00 PM	#4
hotrodchic Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 28, 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 48	Was that that episode with the mom from Lassie, and Leave it to Beaver and two others, can't remember who they were? Where Roseanne is talking about her family?

07-31-2003, 07:03 PM	#8
doodosh Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 30, 2003 Posts: 5	The Mothers day episode where Becky and Darlean buy Roseanne a trip to the Salon. Dan gives Roseannes a nasty robe "Roseanne comes out and says look what Dan gave me" Jackie- "Its nice, at least its flame retardant" Roseanne- "Yeah, its really retardant"

11-11-2003, 08:22 PM	#10
iloveTV Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 08, 2002 Location: West Virginia Posts: 261	From "Boo!" Roseanne: "Becky, now are you going to go get dressed or are you going straight to Hell?" From the one where Darlene and Becky keep breaking their curfew: Becky: "Let's face it, even mom and dad can't eat for three hours. I'm going to call the police." Jackie: "You can't...they don't like it when you do that." and later... Jackie: "Now, now, girls. Let's not over-react." Darlene: "They're DEAD!" (Just the way Darlene looks when she says that...cracks me up!) later still... Jackie: "Curfew is just a way of your parents saying they love you." Becky: "I curfew, Darlene." Darlene: "I curfew, you too, Beck." HILARIOUS!
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