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Kitt · 04-17-2003, 03:30 PM

ACCORDING TO CHRIS ROCK...

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"

Crimson and Clover · 04-17-2003, 03:47 PM

i got that in an email ive been planning on putting it in my siggy.

*PinkLady* · 04-17-2003, 03:49 PM

That's funny.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 04-17-2003, 03:53 PM

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 04-17-2003, 03:58 PM

Janice · 04-17-2003, 04:41 PM

Hilarious. Chris Rock kills me.

Ravey · 04-17-2003, 05:02 PM

-*Leah*- · 04-17-2003, 05:46 PM

HA HA HA !!!

Thats hilarious!!!!

Central Perk · 04-17-2003, 05:48 PM

Brian · 04-17-2003, 08:17 PM

°Bubbly Blonde° · 04-17-2003, 10:02 PM

I love it.....

Ewan's My Man · 04-17-2003, 10:07 PM

HAHA!

I read part of that in an article about Eminem

Jem · 04-17-2003, 10:12 PM

That's hilarious.

Chris Rock always makes me laugh.

ABlairican Pie · 04-17-2003, 11:35 PM

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world!!!!!

04-17-2003, 03:30 PM	#1
Kitt James Dean Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 16, 2001 Location: California Dreamin' Posts: 6,115	According To Chris Rock ACCORDING TO CHRIS ROCK... "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"

04-17-2003, 03:47 PM	#2
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04-17-2003, 05:46 PM	#8
-Leah- Back for More Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 15, 2003 Posts: 10,563	HA HA HA !!! Thats hilarious!!!!
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04-17-2003, 03:49 PM	#3
PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	That's funny.

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Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Hilarious. Chris Rock kills me.

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04-17-2003, 10:07 PM	#12
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04-17-2003, 10:12 PM	#13
Jem Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 25, 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 625	That's hilarious. Chris Rock always makes me laugh.
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04-17-2003, 11:35 PM	#14
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