Some of the stupidest things you've ever heard people say or do...

[Ravey]

What are some of the stupidest things you've ever heard people say or do? I remember a while ago there was this ad in the newspaper that my mom was reading that said: A brand new parachute for sale, never been opened, only used once. and blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah. I just found that funny, because if it was used once, then it couldn't be "never been opened" lol

[Ravey]

Oh yeah, I forgot about this one, this oen's priceless! Did anyone read that article a while ago, where they were having an interview with a person that went through at tornado, that had just happened somewhere. They asked him what he felt when he saw it. And he said "There was no tent to hide in, I didn't know what to do." Ok dude, if there's a tornado, I don't think a tent is a very safe place to hide...

[AnaheimPMWitch]

ooh theres WAY to many things I've heard people say or do that has been Dumb Just one word for you HICKTOWN USA (okay maybe 2) I live in a Hicktown MOST of the things said or done is dumb

[MandieR1980]

People who talk ebonics all the time look and sound stupid and they usually aren't worth listening to.

[peter may]

for people in the UK, JADE From Big Brother - everythings she says is Stupid

[Rob1]

I remember some words of wisdom that was attributed to Dan Quayle, former Vice-President of The United States. He was speaking to The United Negro College Fund, and he repeated their famous slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." Well actually, it didn't quite come out that way. It sounded more like this - "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is."

[Rob1]

Originally posted by Rob1
I remember some words of wisdom that was once attributed to Dan Quayle, former Vice-President of The United States. He was speaking to The United Negro College Fund, and he repeated their famous slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." Well actually, it didn't quite come out that way. It sounded more like this - "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is."

[Ags2000]

The stupidest thing I have ever heard was during a debate I was having in a Political Science class. I was arguing with a black guy about Affirmative Action. He called me a racist and somebody else in the class stood up for me (I could care less what he called me personally) and said he was too. He responded by saying that he can't be racist because he was black.

I busted up laughing, which did NOT make him happy, but I thought it was funny/stupid.


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[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by MandieR1980
People who talk ebonics all the time look and sound stupid and they usually aren't worth listening to.

aw cmon now why yoo finna be like dat?

[*PinkLady*]

I used to be in a class with this nitwit who had no idea what was going on. This is some of the stuff she said:

-"What's a clothes dryer?"
-"Is most boxers stupid?" (She actually said it like that...)
-Our teacher was telling us something to write down, and he repeated a word for clarity. She was like, "Do we have to write that twice?"
-"What's a screwdriver?" (The tool, not the drink...knowing her, she definitely knew what the drink was already.)

As for people I don't know, Britney Spears, Dan Quayle, and most rap artists sound stupid every time they talk.

[Georgia's on my Mind]

omg...i have heard too many at drivers ed the last few days...
example:
"Say I had a six pack of beer and I had two missing and three cans there...what would happen if i was caught"
3+2=6?
yeah...people are pretty stupid

[Central Perk]

I think I read somewhere in a magazine that Brooke Sheilds said something like this: "If you smoke you could die, and if you die you lose a big part of your life." I thought that it was a stupid thing to say because if you die you've lost your whole life.

[Rob1]

Originally posted by Larry Paul
I think I read somewhere in a magazine that Brooke Sheilds said something like this: "If you smoke you could die, and if you die you lose a big part of your life." I thought that it was a stupid thing to say because if you die you've lost your whole life.

LOL....I remember reading that in a book called "The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said." There were lots of other quotes by famous people. For example : Who could ever forget the immortal words of former President Gerald R. Ford - who said : "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been?"

[MandieR1980]

I forgot to mention when Britney Spears covered Joan Jett's song "I Love Rock & Roll" she said she loves everthing Pat Benatar does LOL idiot and when someone asked her if she and Justin were the next John & Yoko Ono she said "who?"

[-*Forever*-]

I have a few.

This preppy girl Jennifer: "Mrs. Harrod, I have a question."
Mrs. Harrod: *looks @ her like 'Go ahead'*
Jennifer: "Oh, yoo want me to ask it?"

Mel: "Let's make a musical about a girl with two hearts, one leg, and naturally blue hair. Yoo can play the girl."
Me: "How am I gonna get blue hair?!"

Me: "I wanna get my hair cut like Mrs. Staub's."
Jackie: "Her hair is longer than yours tho."
Me: "Ok, so I'll grow it and THEN cut it."

Alex: "Oh my God, yoo guys!! I named my balloon Jeef not Jeff!!" *we were naming balloons after people we liked*

Greg *not my friend Greg, this other kid Greg*: "Mrs. Blasland, what day is Christmas?"
Mrs. Blasland: *stare* "December 25th."

Greg: "You're not my friend anymore!"
Me: "Neither are yoo!"

Mel: "And he *Dave* has the same birthday as Hitler too."
Greg: "What?! Who's Hitler?!"

Me *in a British accent*: "Now it's Reading with Kaitlyn! *turns the page in the magazine, it's a pic of Anger Management* I saw this movie! It was very... kind of funny."

Me: "Okay come on! Random question!"
Mel: "How do flickens... I mean, how do chickens fly?"
Us: "What were yoo going to say?"
Mel: "How do flickens chy?"

Mel: "Hasn't Jackie ever said anythng stupid?" *Jackie is very, very stupid *

Jackie thought that the "This film has been formatted from its original version to fit your screen" meant that it was a troo story.

I think that's enough for now. My friends and I say SO much stupid shyt.