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consentida · 04-10-2003, 08:23 PM

What are some weird things that your teachers talk to you about?

Today my english teacher was tellin us about some other teacher that ate donkey penis. She wouldnt tell us who this other teacher was, so I concluded that it was probably her...

and there are so mant other things that my teachers talk about but I cant think of 'em right now...

Ravey · 04-10-2003, 08:28 PM

One of my teachers likes to talk about how he loves going to Hooters all the time...

Mr. Stefani · 04-10-2003, 08:28 PM

my math teacher is always making fun of his other classes, calling them stupid. apparently he does it with our class too to the other periods. man i hate him.

JDS84 · 04-10-2003, 08:28 PM

My Pyschology Professor Dr. Davis was talking about masturbating one day and he asked the guys if they masturbated on day to day bases

Brandon · 04-10-2003, 08:38 PM

nothing weird, but my math teacher 1ce got in one of my best friend's face. like, | | that far apart. and the super intendent threatened to fire the teacher if he continued acting like that. and now my friend takes 2 study halls and isn't in math anymore. -- and also, my 8th grade Language Arts teacher used to say ALL the time "ski is best when you get it in the styrofoam cups at Shell." and that's weird to me because everyone knows that ski is best in the can.

Crimson and Clover · 04-10-2003, 08:40 PM

my english teacher was telling us how to make crack cocaine during class one day. she talks about a lot of weird things.

Ravey · 04-10-2003, 08:42 PM

°Bubbly Blonde° · 04-10-2003, 08:45 PM

My damn biology teacher talks about how he's "bling blingin" every day, and asks the black ppl if he looks phat today, and with the black girls he's always like, 'hey girlfriend you lookin fly'.....and he tries to immitate rappers sometime....he thinks he's funny but no one else thinks it.

Also he has practically all the girls in the back so he can look at their butts from the desk, me (and everyone in the class!) think.

My Middle School computer teacher did something CRAZY but Im not even gonna say it, there was a topic abou tit a looooooooong time ago on here so u can find it if you care that much and you actually have that kind of time......

Ravey · 04-10-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
My damn biology teacher talks about how he's "bling blingin" every day, and asks the black ppl if he looks phat today, and with the black girls he's always like, 'hey girlfriend you lookin fly'.....and he tries to immitate rappers sometime....he thinks he's funny but no one else thinks it.

Also he has practically all the girls in the back so he can look at their butts from the desk, me (and everyone in the class!) think.

My Middle School computer teacher did something CRAZY but Im not even gonna say it, there was a topic abou tit a looooooooong time ago on here so u can find it if you care that much and you actually have that kind of time......

I'd be freaked out by your biology teacher!

°Bubbly Blonde° · 04-10-2003, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by Ravey

I'd be freaked out by your biology teacher!

The black ppl hate him!!! lol so do i. He was goin on and on and he started laughin and one of my friends Meisha who is black said "uhn uhn, you need to retire that, you are not funny at all..." and he goes "dont be hatin!" OMG he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid!!!

Ravey · 04-10-2003, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
The black ppl hate him!!! lol so do i. He was goin on and on and he started laughin and one of my friends Meisha who is black said "uhn uhn, you need to retire that, you are not funny at all..." and he goes "dont be hatin!" OMG he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid!!!

Lol, it sounds like your class time is a comedy show!

I think I would get a good laugh out of it!

°Bubbly Blonde° · 04-10-2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by Ravey

Lol, it sounds like your class time is a comedy show! I think I would get a good laugh out of it!

it's not as bad as Spanish was last semester....that class was a complete JOKE! The teacher didnt teach anything. THey had ppl come in and look at him and when they came in he'd act like he was teaching something. Kids would shout out loud during tests and throw stuff at him and he wouldnt even do anything. And I couldnt understand a word he was saying because he cant talk English well at all. I thnk he got fired because he doesnt have Spanish 1 anymore, all he does now is go around during our lunch and annoy kids by sitting with them, and getting kids in trouble. In his class you could tlak back to the teacher and not have to worry about it. Someone even yelled out one time "this class is a JOKE!" lol that was funny.....

Ravey · 04-10-2003, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
it's not as bad as Spanish was last semester....that class was a complete JOKE! The teacher didnt teach anything. THey had ppl come in and look at him and when they came in he'd act like he was teaching something. Kids would shout out loud during tests and throw stuff at him and he wouldnt even do anything. And I couldnt understand a word he was saying because he cant talk English well at all. I thnk he got fired because he doesnt have Spanish 1 anymore, all he does now is go around during our lunch and annoy kids by sitting with them, and getting kids in trouble. In his class you could tlak back to the teacher and not have to worry about it. Someone even yelled out one time "this class is a JOKE!" lol that was funny.....

That sounds like my math teacher. He's a new teacher, and people abuse him. They talk all day during his class, and he doesn't do anything. They get up out of their seats and paper fight during classes and he doesn't say anything. There are occasional times where he gets loud, but he never does much. Some people even pick their noses during his class. (EWWW!) Now I know why all teachers are basically meanies they get abused by kids when their new teachers. I can almost guarantee if you come back to his class 10 years from now. He'll be a meanie too.

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 04-10-2003, 09:54 PM

The other day my biology teacher was asking some girl on the soccer team if they had to wear cups. In his words "I thought they did...to protect the insides."

consentida · 04-10-2003, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
The other day my biology teacher was asking some girl on the soccer team if they had to wear cups. In his words "I thought they did...to protect the insides."

04-10-2003, 08:23 PM	#1
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04-10-2003, 09:54 PM	#14
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,424	The other day my biology teacher was asking some girl on the soccer team if they had to wear cups. In his words "I thought they did...to protect the insides."