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Jack1000 · 04-09-2003, 11:07 PM

Guys,

What are some of your favorite Kelly "Says Something Stupid Lines?" Here are some of mine:

"Daddy, it's so hot here you could lay an egg on the sidewalk!"

When Al gets the phone bill and he says, "Hey, who called this 900 number?" Kelly says, "I did Daddy, but I was saving you money!"

Al askes, "Well, how did you do that honey??!"

Kelly, "Well, you know how it's $1.95 a minute, 95 cents each additional minute? So rather than get charged extra, after a minute I'd just hang up and call back!

When Kelly comes in and thinks she sees herself on TV...."Oh my God! Oh my God is that me?!" Al answers, "That's a cartoon honey!"

When they all think they found gold and it's actually "fools gold" When they find out it's fools gold the family gets real pissed at Al and Kelly says to him:

"Your a bombastic simplton! and a bad bad Daddy!"

The family all yells, "We're going to LA!!!" Kelly says, "LA? Your going to Long Island?"

Kelly the Weather Bunny:

There is a STROM coming! Winds are at 40 mps! ("mips!") and moving through Chick-A-Go!"

Bud's doing physics homework and he is stumped on some formula. Kelly's doing her homework and asks Bud?

"What goes Quack?!"

Kelly's all frazzled about school and she says...."Oh! remidial reading test tomorrow! What do I care if Jack and Jill fell down a hall? What were they even doing in the building?"

I think that there is another episode where she thinks that eggs come from a cow and where Peg gets a microwave and Kelly wants to try it and she pushes the "Chicken" button and she is all confused after waiting and waiting for the "Chicken!" ("It reallly should be done by now!")

Jack

BundyBoy10 · 04-26-2003, 05:36 PM

Kellyisms...

" Is a bear catholic?"

LOL! I will post alot more later.

ficlopri · 05-02-2003, 04:32 PM

Kelly on love "As the Chinese philosopher, Unconscious, once said 'It is better to have loved and lost than to have never seen Lost in Space at all'". Christina Applegate is so voluptuous who cares?

witnes_the_fitness · 11-12-2003, 03:40 PM

Bud: You can't be this dumb.
Kelly: I can be anything I wanna be, it's the '90s.

04-09-2003, 11:07 PM	#1
Jack1000 Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2001 Posts: 2,055	The Wit & Wisdom of Kelly Bundy! Guys, What are some of your favorite Kelly "Says Something Stupid Lines?" Here are some of mine: "Daddy, it's so hot here you could lay an egg on the sidewalk!" When Al gets the phone bill and he says, "Hey, who called this 900 number?" Kelly says, "I did Daddy, but I was saving you money!" Al askes, "Well, how did you do that honey??!" Kelly, "Well, you know how it's $1.95 a minute, 95 cents each additional minute? So rather than get charged extra, after a minute I'd just hang up and call back! When Kelly comes in and thinks she sees herself on TV...."Oh my God! Oh my God is that me?!" Al answers, "That's a cartoon honey!" When they all think they found gold and it's actually "fools gold" When they find out it's fools gold the family gets real pissed at Al and Kelly says to him: "Your a bombastic simplton! and a bad bad Daddy!" The family all yells, "We're going to LA!!!" Kelly says, "LA? Your going to Long Island?" Kelly the Weather Bunny: There is a STROM coming! Winds are at 40 mps! ("mips!") and moving through Chick-A-Go!" Bud's doing physics homework and he is stumped on some formula. Kelly's doing her homework and asks Bud? "What goes Quack?!" Kelly's all frazzled about school and she says...."Oh! remidial reading test tomorrow! What do I care if Jack and Jill fell down a hall? What were they even doing in the building?" I think that there is another episode where she thinks that eggs come from a cow and where Peg gets a microwave and Kelly wants to try it and she pushes the "Chicken" button and she is all confused after waiting and waiting for the "Chicken!" ("It reallly should be done by now!") Jack

04-26-2003, 05:36 PM	#2
BundyBoy10 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2002 Posts: 311	Kellyisms... " Is a bear catholic?" LOL! I will post alot more later.

05-02-2003, 04:32 PM	#3
ficlopri Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: Methuen, Ma.USA Posts: 659	Kelly on love "As the Chinese philosopher, Unconscious, once said 'It is better to have loved and lost than to have never seen Lost in Space at all'". Christina Applegate is so voluptuous who cares?

11-12-2003, 03:40 PM	#4
witnes_the_fitness Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Jun 28, 2003 Location: buffalo,ny Posts: 4	Bud: You can't be this dumb. Kelly: I can be anything I wanna be, it's the '90s.