How many Cheers characters does it take to change a lightbulb? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Chocoholic · 04-09-2003, 08:57 PM

You know the riddle, 'How many <blank> does it take to change a lightbulb?" Well, here's one for Cheers.

Norm- Will do it, but only if he's offered free beer and pizza.

Cliff- Will do it, but not until he's spent several hours telling us little known facts about the lightbulb and related stuff.

Carla- Won't be able to change the lightbulb because she just shoved it down Cliff's throat to get him to shut up.

Frasier- Will try to analyze why people feel the need to change lightbulbs.

Sam- Too busy combing his hair and flirting with women to change the lightbulb.

What can you guys come up with?

DianeChambers87 · 04-10-2003, 02:25 PM

Diane: won't do it, too busy trying to make Sam jealouse by going out with some 20 year old and bickering with sam about the type of women he's dating .

Paul: will do it because cliff will

Robin Coldcort:Will do it because he wants to show how much more "rugged" and "macho" he is than sam

Rebecca: Will do it because Robin will do it.

04-09-2003, 08:57 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	How many Cheers characters does it take to change a lightbulb? You know the riddle, 'How many <blank> does it take to change a lightbulb?" Well, here's one for Cheers. Norm- Will do it, but only if he's offered free beer and pizza. Cliff- Will do it, but not until he's spent several hours telling us little known facts about the lightbulb and related stuff. Carla- Won't be able to change the lightbulb because she just shoved it down Cliff's throat to get him to shut up. Frasier- Will try to analyze why people feel the need to change lightbulbs. Sam- Too busy combing his hair and flirting with women to change the lightbulb. What can you guys come up with?

04-10-2003, 02:25 PM	#2
DianeChambers87 Elizabeth B. Malone Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 16, 2003 Location: Swampland USA Posts: 5,178	Diane: won't do it, too busy trying to make Sam jealouse by going out with some 20 year old and bickering with sam about the type of women he's dating . Paul: will do it because cliff will Robin Coldcort:Will do it because he wants to show how much more "rugged" and "macho" he is than sam Rebecca: Will do it because Robin will do it. Attached Images