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Rebel Queen 1980 · 04-08-2003, 03:01 PM

I feel depressed! can anyone out there please cheer me up?
like post anything jokes,FOL Quotes,etc.,something!
Thanks

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 04-08-2003, 03:08 PM

Go here, they have some pretty funny cartoons. My friend can talk like that StrongBad guy. It's hilarious. The letters to StrongBad are the funniest, especially the one about the guitar.

www.homestarrunner.com

julian bozo · 04-09-2003, 03:22 AM

Hope you cheer up and feel better soon.

ABlairican Pie · 04-09-2003, 08:13 AM

Reminds me of a cartoon I read, a nurse storms into a patient's room and yells "Okay, fart-face, what's this I hear about you losing the will to live?"

Jem · 04-09-2003, 10:02 AM

Here's some jokes.

Why was the math book sad?

He had too many problems.

What is green, fuzzy, has six legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you?

A pool table.

A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine
she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set
it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 more
cents pushed the button and another coke came out.
She kept doing this untill a guy standing behind
her said, " Excuse me, can I get my coke and then
you can go back to whatever you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "Like duh not when I am winning!! "

An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is
closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and
get some fresh air and maybe that will sober himup.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his
face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up
and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the
door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed
he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He
awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
'So, you've been out drinking again!!' 'How did you know?' he asks.
'The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.'

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 04-09-2003, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jem
An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is
closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and
get some fresh air and maybe that will sober himup.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his
face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up
and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the
door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed
he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He
awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
'So, you've been out drinking again!!' 'How did you know?' he asks.
'The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.'

I've never heard that one.

GrapeJelly · 04-09-2003, 10:41 AM

A pigeon walks into a brothel and says to the Madame Bird "I've got $1,000 and I'd like one fine bird, please!" The Madame leads the pigeon upstairs and down the hall to a closed door where waiting is a beautiful dove for his liking. Enthralled with this vision of loveliness the pigeon quickly hands the money over to the Madame Bird who softly closes the door behind them and proceeds down the stairs. No sooner does she reach the bottom does she hear shrill screeching "PAWK PAWK PAAAAWK!!" and the frantic flutter of wings!! She flies back up the stairs, flings open the door to find the dove shivering in the corner and feathers everywhere!! "Just WHAT is going ON in here??" demands the Madame Bird. "Well heck" responds the pigeon "for a $1,000 I wanna see her naked!"

*PinkLady* · 04-09-2003, 04:22 PM

www.elibs.com

It's a funny way to play Mad Libs online.

Brandon · 04-09-2003, 06:45 PM

i thought this was funny

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeneres.

04-08-2003, 03:01 PM	#1
Rebel Queen 1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2002 Location: Watching Classic Sitcoms 24/7.... Posts: 1,509	I Feel Depressed! I feel depressed! can anyone out there please cheer me up? like post anything jokes,FOL Quotes,etc.,something! Thanks

04-08-2003, 03:08 PM	#2
~Hannah_Lee~ Let's dance in style Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 09, 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 7,358	Go here, they have some pretty funny cartoons. My friend can talk like that StrongBad guy. It's hilarious. The letters to StrongBad are the funniest, especially the one about the guitar. www.homestarrunner.com
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04-09-2003, 08:13 AM	#4
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	re: depression cure Reminds me of a cartoon I read, a nurse storms into a patient's room and yells "Okay, fart-face, what's this I hear about you losing the will to live?"
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04-09-2003, 10:02 AM	#5
Jem Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 25, 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 625	Here's some jokes. Why was the math book sad? He had too many problems. What is green, fuzzy, has six legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you? A pool table. A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 more cents pushed the button and another coke came out. She kept doing this untill a guy standing behind her said, " Excuse me, can I get my coke and then you can go back to whatever you are doing?" The blonde turns around and says, "Like duh not when I am winning!! " An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober himup. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. 'So, you've been out drinking again!!' 'How did you know?' he asks. 'The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.'
	__________________ There is no such thing as revenge You will not give as good as you got There is no such thing as an eye for an eye If you think you're the giver, you're not There is no such thing as regret There is no point in placing the blame Hate destroys the one who hates And everyone suffers the same There is only love and respect To thine own self be true When you point the finger There are three fingers pointing back at you

04-09-2003, 10:41 AM	#7
GrapeJelly Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2003 Posts: 3,542	A pigeon walks into a brothel and says to the Madame Bird "I've got $1,000 and I'd like one fine bird, please!" The Madame leads the pigeon upstairs and down the hall to a closed door where waiting is a beautiful dove for his liking. Enthralled with this vision of loveliness the pigeon quickly hands the money over to the Madame Bird who softly closes the door behind them and proceeds down the stairs. No sooner does she reach the bottom does she hear shrill screeching "PAWK PAWK PAAAAWK!!" and the frantic flutter of wings!! She flies back up the stairs, flings open the door to find the dove shivering in the corner and feathers everywhere!! "Just WHAT is going ON in here??" demands the Madame Bird. "Well heck" responds the pigeon "for a $1,000 I wanna see her naked!"
	Last edited by GrapeJelly; 04-09-2003 at 11:35 AM.

04-09-2003, 03:22 AM	#3
julian bozo Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Cullman,Al,United States Posts: 1,534	Hope you cheer up and feel better soon.

04-09-2003, 04:22 PM	#8
PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	www.elibs.com It's a funny way to play Mad Libs online.

04-09-2003, 06:45 PM	#9
Brandon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 03, 2003 Location: Hell Above The Soil Posts: 2,838	i thought this was funny "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeneres.
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