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04-06-2003, 02:05 AM
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"Prospect Place" Season 1 episodes
Christina:And now it's time for the series premiere of "Prospect Place" which is basically "Cheers" with a bunch of different characters.The premiere is basically just an introduction to all of the characters.Anyway without further ado Here's the series premiere of "Prospect Place" only on SWN 1!
“Prospect Place” #1:”The day Amanda walked in” Theme Song:"Seemless" by Jason Faulkner Cast: Nicholas Cage as Nelson Dupree Caroline Rhea as Caroline Calvin David Arquette as Ronald Donahue Christopher Walken as Conan Wallace Colin Quinn as Franklin Freedom Sean Hayes as Vincent Oliver Carmen Rasmusen as Amanda Christopher Renee Zellweger as Ivy Cohen Bernie Mac as Marlon Duncan (Prospect Place.Nelson is behind the bar wiping it off.Ronald and Franklin are sitting on stools) Ronald:I’m so depressed Franklin:Are you ever NOT depressed? Ronald:Can I have another shot of Vodka Nelson? Nelson:Ronald that’s your 500th shot today Ronald:I’m an alcoholic.Drinking is what we do best (Opening Credits) (Prospect Place.Nelson and Marlon are behind the bar.Ronald,Franklin and Vincent are sitting on stools.The bar is empty except for them) Vincent:Oh Frankie Darling you have it totally wrong.The best New Kid on the block was Joey Marlon:Ok I was just in the bathroom for 5 minutes so I might have missed something but Franklin it’s REALLY sad that you were talking to Vincent about NKOTB Nelson:It’s sadder that you call them NKOTB (Conan enters) All but Conan:Hey Conan Conan:I had an awful day today Nelson:Well sit down and tell us all about it (Conan sits at the only remaining stool) Conan:Well I arrived at the grocery store where I work and I was fired Franklin:Why? Conan:A guy was attempting to steal melons and I threatened to handcuff him Nelson:You still have your handcuffs from when you were a cop? Conan:No but I just miss the old job Colin:Kind of like how I miss Jerry and the old name Conan:Yeah so do I Vincent:Me too Marlon:Yeah Caroline:Yep Ivy:Ditto Ronald:I second well seven that Nelson:Will you guys just drop it? Jerry is dead and now I’m the owner and the name is now Prospect Place.Jerry is dead and Trott Inn is dead whether you like it or not.I’ve only been here for 2 weeks and in the course of that time my wife and I have gotten divorced and my pet dog Randy Sue died so please try not to insult me because I’m not in the mood All but Nelson:Sorry Franklin:Wait….You had a dog named Randy Sue? (Amanda enters holding some books) Amanda:Hi Would you mind it if I studied here? Nelson:Ok but I hope you DO realize that this is a bar Amanda:Yes I do realize that it’s a bar…A very EMPTY bar (Amanda sits down at a table) All but Amanda and Nelson:Ouch Nelson:It might be an empty bar but at least we have Ms.Pac Man Caroline:And Frogger Ivy:And my personal favorite centipede Frankie:My favorite is Mortal Combat Vincent:How can you like that awful piece of violence Frankie? Frankie:It’s simple.I’m not gay Amanda:I applaud you on a wide selection of childish video games Nelson:Hey! They aren’t childish! Mortal Combat is VERY violent! Amanda:Yeah maybe for it’s time but not compared to what there is today Franklin:They don’t have Kill the naked women in arcade form.I checked Marlon:We’re guys lady.We’re immature Caroline:They seem to be more immature than children Ivy:Much Vincent:Very much (Amanda opens up her book) Franklin:She’s a hot piece of ass Nelson.You should go for her! Vincent:Frankie You should be ashamed of yourself by using such filthy language.Marlon sweetie darling Can I please have another Cosmopolitan? Nelson:Franklin She IS lovely but she’s like 17 Amanda:18 Nelson:18….Wait! You were listening in? Amanda:Yeah Nelson:That’s like an invasion of privacy Amanda:Yeah but everybody still does it Nelson:Everybody downloads music off the web for free but that doesn’t make it right (Amanda gets up and approaches the bar) Amanda:Is it because you like me? You really like me? Nelson:No and I don’t like you.I actually can’t stand you Amanda:If I looked at your crotch Would there be a bulge? Nelson:No.Of course not Marlon:Dude I’m looking right at your crotch and it’s huge Franklin:Dude Is your name Vincent? Vincent:Hell no.There’s only 1 Vincent Oliver and he’s right here baby (Vincent takes a sip of his Cosmo) Nelson:Ok maybe I’m turned on but you’re a beautiful young woman and I’m a recently divorced thirty-something year old guy Vincent:Replace beautiful young woman with my houseboy coco and that’s every dream that I’ve had in the past week Amanda:You want me don’t you? Nelson:I don’t even know your name Amanda:It’s Amanda Christopher Nelson:I’m Nelson Dupree Amanda:Nice to meet you.Anyway just admit it.You love me Nelson:You’re an attractive girl but I don’t love you Ronald:I’ll love you if you cost under $2.00 because that’s all I have Marlon:She’s not a hooker Ronald Ronald:Oh.Will you still have sex with me? Amanda:I plan to be a virgin until I’m 20 Franklin:Why 20? Amanda:Because it’s only 2 years away Franklin:Ah Nelson:Look we need another waitress and since you’ve been here longer than any other beautiful 18 year old girl I was wondering if you would like the job Amanda:No Nelson:Why not? Do you not like it here? Amanda:Of course I like it here it’s just that…. Nelson:It’s just that what? (Amanda walks over to the door and opens it) Amanda:It’s just that I don’t want to be too much like Diane Chambers (Amanda leaves and closes the door behind her) Nelson:She is something else Frankie:You so want her Nelson:Maybe but just a little (Closing Credits) THE END |
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04-06-2003, 03:24 PM
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My favorite ladies!
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LOL. I liked it.
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04-06-2003, 06:17 PM
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It was good. Please make more episodes.
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09-06-2003, 10:40 PM
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An all-new episode of "Gabaldi Bound" will be a crossover with "Prospect Place"!
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