Ralph Malph's Joke Of The Week - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

animalcrackers · 04-02-2003, 12:51 PM

A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies". He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females." He replied.

Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell?"

He responded. "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

I Still Got It!!!

YoliUSA · 04-02-2003, 05:19 PM

Stormtracker TF · 04-02-2003, 06:09 PM

Cactus Jack · 04-02-2003, 07:35 PM

BBF · 04-02-2003, 09:23 PM

Geez.
*Does a rimshot*

If you want to know something funny, my dad's friend told him that joke last week. I just

rolled my eyes and thought "That is soooo Ralph Malph"

Cactus Jack · 04-02-2003, 10:00 PM

LOL Cool, why didnt u tell him that? LOL

BBF · 04-02-2003, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Istillgotit
LOL Cool, why didnt u tell him that? LOL

I doubt if he would know who Ralph Malph is...He's kind of a cornball if you know what I mean.

Cactus Jack · 04-02-2003, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeaversBiggestFan

I doubt if he would know who Ralph Malph is...He's kind of a cornball if you know what I mean.

Oh LOL

has he even seen HD?

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 04-03-2003, 12:01 AM

Yes, I had to read it twice to get it...

Elvis Fonzie Dean · 04-03-2003, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•
Yes, I had to read it twice to get it...

Me too, but I only paid attention the second time.I think I thought they were in a bar or something and I didn't pay attention to the other stuff.That's a good joke.

*ShortCake* · 04-03-2003, 02:04 AM

hahaha that was a really cute joke!!!

04-02-2003, 12:51 PM	#1
animalcrackers Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 24, 2002 Location: The Backseat Of Fonzie's Bike Posts: 1,603	Ralph Malph's Joke Of The Week A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies". He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females." He replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded. "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." I Still Got It!!!

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04-02-2003, 10:00 PM	#6
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	LOL Cool, why didnt u tell him that? LOL

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