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AKA · 04-01-2003, 04:51 AM

Top Ten Good Things About Having Shingles

From The Late Show With David Letterman, March 31, 2003

10. There's nothing good about the ****ing shingles. The ****suckers are so ***damn painful, every minute you pray some giant son-of-a-bitch will shove a red-hot poker up your ***.

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¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 04-01-2003, 02:00 PM

Wheres the rest?

laceyinthesky · 04-01-2003, 02:22 PM

Yikes!

Chocoholic · 04-01-2003, 03:55 PM

My uncle had shingles. It really is an awful illness. Isn't it related to chicken pox?

Mossopp · 04-01-2003, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Snoopy
My uncle had shingles. It really is an awful illness. Isn't it related to chicken pox?

Shingles is the adult manifestation of the chicken-pox virus.
I'm a lucky b*stard cos I've caught either, but I'm told it's hell!

.b.o.b.b.y. · 04-01-2003, 08:20 PM

lol!!!!

I know!! Shingles is terrible! My aunt had it. Sam had the chicken pox one time when she was little, and she got one on her eyeball!

Cashodeen · 04-03-2003, 09:42 PM

I cheered when Dave came back. That top 10 was a riot. And finally, Word's of Wisdom again.

I caught chicken pox late--I was 16, and that was hell enough, but those shingles are a bear. My mother has actually had shingles twice! I'm glad Dave was able to come back as soon as he did. I thought he may have been out even longer.

Kay Scarpetta · 04-03-2003, 09:45 PM

I had the chickenpox when I was about 6.

Anyway, I remember my grandmother had the shingles. It was hell for her

Truth · 04-03-2003, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cashodeen
I cheered when Dave came back. That top 10 was a riot. And finally, Word's of Wisdom again.

Yea I was happy too... Dr. Phil is great

Nanny Fine · 04-03-2003, 10:40 PM

did he really say that on air?

What was the rest?

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 04-03-2003, 11:28 PM

sorry to sound dumb.. what is shingles? at first i thought you meant like "shingles" like what you have on your roof..

Nanny Fine · 04-04-2003, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
sorry to sound dumb.. what is shingles? at first i thought you meant like "shingles" like what you have on your roof..

Shingles

http://health.yahoo.com/health/encyc.../000858/0.html

theshark8777 · 04-04-2003, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by Will and Grace Rox
did he really say that on air?

What was the rest?

It was bleeped out and that was all he said for all 10.

04-01-2003, 04:51 AM	#1
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	David Letterman's "Top Ten Good Things About Having Shingles" Top Ten Good Things About Having Shingles From The Late Show With David Letterman, March 31, 2003 10. There's nothing good about the **ing shingles. The suckers are so damn painful, every minute you pray some giant son-of-a-bitch will shove a red-hot poker up your **. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

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04-03-2003, 09:42 PM	#7
Cashodeen Hi. Forum Star Join Date: Aug 30, 2001 Posts: 11,363	I cheered when Dave came back. That top 10 was a riot. And finally, Word's of Wisdom again. I caught chicken pox late--I was 16, and that was hell enough, but those shingles are a bear. My mother has actually had shingles twice! I'm glad Dave was able to come back as soon as he did. I thought he may have been out even longer.

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