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Old 03-28-2003, 06:34 PM   #1
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top 5 ways to get a man as good as mine
1) drink lots of milk ( farmers love that )
2) flirting is key
3) never let em see ya sweat
4) wear your best outfit and u can never go wrong with the low rise jeans and the tank top
5) last but not least, remember your name and be yourself
now go get em girls!
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top 5 ways to get a man as good as mine
1) drink lots of milk ( farmers love that )
2) flirting is key
3) never let em see ya sweat
4) wear your best outfit and u can never go wrong with the low rise jeans and the tank top
5) last but not least, remember your name and be yourself
now go get em girls!
cant say i ever wanted a farmer..

hmm
im lactose intolerant
flirting aint a problem...
i dont sweat unless absolutely neccessary
how about a black tank top and capris? ok? good.
and i know my name thank you very much
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top 5 ways to get a man as good as mine
1) drink lots of milk ( farmers love that )
2) flirting is key
3) never let em see ya sweat
4) wear your best outfit and u can never go wrong with the low rise jeans and the tank top
5) last but not least, remember your name and be yourself
now go get em girls!
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You have no idea how stupid you look,do you?
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top 5 ways to get a man as good as mine
1) drink lots of milk ( farmers love that )
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3) never let em see ya sweat
4) wear your best outfit and u can never go wrong with the low rise jeans and the tank top
5) last but not least, remember your name and be yourself
now go get em girls!
*In a high pithced voice* Do these rules work for boys too?
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*In a high pithced voice* Do these rules work for boys too?
I hope so!! I cant wait to see you in your low-rise jeans and tank top. Hubba hubba.

Aww... but do you get enough milk? I know how you feel about cows..

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top 5 ways to get a man as good as mine
1) drink lots of milk ( farmers love that )
2) flirting is key
3) never let em see ya sweat
4) wear your best outfit and u can never go wrong with the low rise jeans and the tank top
5) last but not least, remember your name and be yourself
now go get em girls!
1) milk makes me pee
2) i'll puke on someone if i flirt
3) i'll be like niagra falls, sweating to death
4) i'll wear whats comfy, THANK YOU
5) i'm always myself, dumbass

all i can say is good luck with Mr. Farmer..... yeehaw... OH AND GET HIM? LIKE HOG TIE HIM OR SOMETHING OF THAT NATURE?
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yeah someone already pm'ed me and told me that. I am working on getting it fixed. But thanks for telling me!
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1) milk makes me pee
2) i'll puke on someone if i flirt
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all i can say is good luck with Mr. Farmer..... yeehaw... OH AND GET HIM? LIKE HOG TIE HIM OR SOMETHING OF THAT NATURE?
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OH AND GET HIM? LIKE HOG TIE HIM OR SOMETHING OF THAT NATURE?
wow youre not as dumb as u seem....glad u caught on so fast
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