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treky · 03-26-2003, 02:53 AM

....ecspecially the first one

LINES NEVER HEARD ON "GILLIGANS ISLAND"

Mary Ann & Ginger to all the men-"So, who wants to go skinny-dipping with us?"

the Skipper to Gilligan-"Hey boy! You look mighty good in those tight jeans!"

Gilligan to Mary Ann & Ginger-"Why do you think the skipper calls me LITTLE BUDDY?"

the Skipper to the proffesor-"If you're so *** **** smart, how come you can't fix a ****** hole in a ****** boat???"

treky · 05-12-2017, 02:53 AM

just came across this post of mine from 15 years ago and thought I'd post it again because it's so funny!!!

Ohio8 · 07-17-2018, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by treky

....ecspecially the first one

LINES NEVER HEARD ON "GILLIGANS ISLAND"

Mary Ann & Ginger to all the men-"So, who wants to go skinny-dipping with us?"

the Skipper to Gilligan-"Hey boy! You look mighty good in those tight jeans!"

Gilligan to Mary Ann & Ginger-"Why do you think the skipper calls me LITTLE BUDDY?"

the Skipper to the proffesor-"If you're so *** **** smart, how come you can't fix a ****** hole in a ****** boat???"

If I was in my 20s in the 1960s and on the island, I would've said "YES!" to the skinny-dipping question.

03-26-2003, 02:53 AM	#1
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	saw this on another site, and thought it was funny.... ....ecspecially the first one LINES NEVER HEARD ON "GILLIGANS ISLAND" Mary Ann & Ginger to all the men-"So, who wants to go skinny-dipping with us?" the Skipper to Gilligan-"Hey boy! You look mighty good in those tight jeans!" Gilligan to Mary Ann & Ginger-"Why do you think the skipper calls me LITTLE BUDDY?" the Skipper to the proffesor-"If you're so * smart, how come you can't fix a ** hole in a **** boat???"
	__________________ the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her." Last edited by treky; 05-12-2017 at 02:50 AM.

05-12-2017, 02:53 AM	#2
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	just came across this post of mine from 15 years ago and thought I'd post it again because it's so funny!!!