Here it is! The LITB Board Awards!!!!

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LITB Board Awards

*Voice Announcer* “Live, from the Sitcoms Online Theater, it’s the first annual Leave It to Beaver Board Awards!”
*Jazzy new version of the LITB theme song begins playing*
*Announcer* “And now, here’s your host…Beavers BIGGEST Fan…Brittany!”

*Brittany walks out on stage, wearing a lovely dress I might add, waving*
*Audience Applauds*

BRITTANY: Thank you! Thank you so much! Wow. It’s really great to be here. *audience continues applauding* Please! My goodness! Wow! Thank you really. *applause tapers off*
There! How is everyone tonight? *applause* Good! Good! Well, welcome everyone to the first annual Leave It to Beaver Board Awards! I have to tell you I am so excited about this. I have been looking forward to it for so long. And how do you like the Sitcoms Online Theater? Isn’t it great? I have to tell you, we are only the SECOND group ever to use this soon to be very popular theater! The first group was the Happy Days Gang for the Happy Days Board Awards, which was a blast! Yes, I was a presenter at the Happy Days Board Awards, and they are some of the nicest people, next to you guys of course! Well, the Happy Days awards were very similar to what this awards show is going to be like. All of the board members voted on their favorites in several different categories. That’s right, all of the winners tonight were chosen by you, the members! You were all eligible for most of the awards this evening, so good luck! But now, I think I better introduce my partner in crime, also known as my co-host, TheFonzIsCool!

*Applause*
*TFIC Walks comes out and waves*

TFIC: Hi Brittany!
BRITTANY: Hey! Would you look at all the people?
TFIC: I know! This is so great! Hi everyone!
*Applause*
TFIC: I’m so happy you selected me as your co-host.
BRITTANY: You’re so welcome. You were definitely my first choice.
TFIC: I’m touched. Really.
BRITTANY: Well…I do what I can. I’m getting tired of talking, so why don’t we get started?
TFIC: Sounds good to me! How does that sound everyone?
*Applause*
TFIC: Terrific. Well, to kick things off, Brittany and I have put together a little montage of several of our favorite scenes from Leave It to Beaver. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!

*Brittany and TFIC exit, lights dim, video begins playing*
*The montage is a collection of several LITB scenes. Scenes selected were as follows: Opens with the season 1 opening credits, followed by several scenes, including Wally cutting Beaver’s hair, Larry and Beaver talking to the man on the television show when they skip school, June getting angry and making Wally and the Beaver comb out their ugly “jellyroll” hairdo, Wally and Beaver “taking a bath” by getting towels wet and throwing dirt in the water, Beaver hypnotizing Eddie, Beaver and Larry throwing Ward’s baseball and the baseball gets ran over, Beaver in the soup bowl, Wally meeting Gayle - his “nine foot tall” date to the dance, The practical joke Eddie and Wally pull on Lumpy, Beaver talking to Mary Margaret Matthews,* *music begins playing - “OH WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD” ending with a slide show of several pictures from the show, and of the actors and actresses.*

*Lights go back up, Brittany returns*

BRITTANY: Did you guys like that?
*Applause*
BRITTANY: You better have. That took me hours to put together. I’m just kidding. But it’s really great to be hosting the awards show tonight. I know we are all going to have a lot of fun with this. But I think it’s about time to introduce our first two presenters and get an award presented!
*Applause*
BRITTANY: Please welcome two awesome guys from the Happy Days board, TheFonz and the “Dood Dude” Chad Doody!
*Happy Days theme begins playing*
*Applause*
THEFONZ: Man I love that song.
CHAD: I know…I think it should be the national anthem.
THEFONZ: I don’t know about that.
CHAD: Why? We already salute it. But anyway. We are here to present my favorite award. One that I won at the Happy Days awards by the way.
THEFONZ: That’s right. We’re here to present the “Funniest Member” award.
CHAD: The winner of this award was selected by all of you, as the funniest person on the boards. The person who never fails to make you laugh.
THE FONZ: Like Chad here for instance…so full of charm, wit, cunning…
CHAD: Oh stop…
THE FONZ: Gladly, I was starting to get nauseous.
CHAD: (gives TF an evil glare)
THE FONZ: Anyway…Chad, the envelope if you please…
*TF opens the envelope*
CHAD: And your choice for funniest member is…
TOGETHER: BeaversBiggestFan!

*Gets up and receives the award*
BRITTANY: Oh my! You guys really think I’m funny! Wow. This is so awesome…or as our friend Beaver Cleaver would say…this is swell. Boy, this sure is a great…what would you call this…a trophy? *holds up a t shirt with the words “I won the funniest member award at the LITB Board Awards, and all I got was this lousy t shirt” printed on it* I’ll wear it with pride. Dang. I’m supposed to say something funny. I’m just so excited. Thank you guys so much. *Starts to walk off, but turns around* Oh, and if you want an autograph, just send me a self addressed stamped envelope and five dollars, (TF and Chad begin dragging Brittany off stage, Brittany begins shouting so everyone can hear) be sure to include your name, so I know who I’m signing for! Thanks!

*Brittany Exits*
*Sitcoms Online orchestra performs*

*Brittany returns, in a new dress*

BRITTANY: That was fun, wasn’t it? Thanks TF and Chad. Great job guys. Do you guys like my dress? It’s a vintage 50s party dress. I love it. I think the 50s had some of the best clothes ever.
*TFIC ENTERS, wearing a 50s style dress also*
BRITTANY: Hey! You have one too!
TFIC: Yes, only mine’s better.
BRITTANY: Oh, and how’s that?
TFIC: Mine is an original. Barbara Billingsley actually wore this dress on the show.
BRITTANY: OH MY GOSH! NO way! Barbara actually wore this! Wow! Can I touch it?
TFIC: Yeah, but don’t get it all grubby.
BRITTANY: *sighs* Wow. Where did you get this?
TFIC: Ebay. You can get anything there.
BRITTANY: Wow.
TFIC: I thought you’d like it.
BRITTANY : Do I? It’s great.
TFIC: Well, it’s time to present another award.
BRITTANY: That’s right. Please welcome CorvetteGuy and BeaverFan!

*Enter CorvetteGuy and BeaverFan Music: MacGyver Theme*

CORVETTEGUY: Hey Beaverfan.
BEAVERFAN: Hey.
CORVETTEGUY: It sure is great presenting an award tonight.
BEAVERFAN: Yeah, sure is…I’ve been meaning to ask you something…
CORVETTEGUY: Shoot…
BEAVERFAN: Why is your username “CorvetteGuy”?
CORVETTEGUY: (laughs)
BEAVERFAN: (has a serious expression)
CORVETTEGUY: Are you serious?
BEAVERFAN: Yeah…
CORVETTEGUY: Because I like…corvettes…
BEAVERFAN: Oh. How creative.
CORVETTEGUY: Yeah…
*Both laugh*
BEAVERFAN: Well, we’re here tonight to present the award to the “Best FanFic Writer”
CORVETTEGUY: That’s right. These people showed their tremendous talent and writing skills through FanFics.
BEAVERFAN: And the Nominees are…
CORVETTE GUY: Fred G Cleaver.
BEAVERFAN: Beavers Biggest Fan.
CORVETTEGUY: TheFonzIsCool.
BEAVERFAN: Laurel
CORVETTEGUY: and sami dg.
BEAVERFAN: And your choice for best fanfic writer is…
*opens envelope*
TOGETHER: TheFonzIsCool!
*applause*

*TheFonzIsCool comes up and receives award*

TFIC: How nice! (receives the “golden book” trophy) Wow. Is this real gold? *from offstage “NO”* Oh, well, this means a lot to me. I’m glad you all enjoy my fanfics. I put a lot of time into it, so it’s good to know you actually read it! I’m very happy to receive this award, and look forward to writing many more fanfics in the future! Thank you!

*Exits*
*Enter Jenny*

JENNY: What would the best fanfic writer award be without the best fanfic award? There were so many great fanfics to choose from, narrowing it down to four was no easy task, but we did, and here are the nominees.
“Brotherly Love is Bigger Than Fish” by Laurel
“The Leave It to Beaver Hotline” by BeaversBiggestFan
“Don’t Talk to Strangers” by sami dg
And “The Patter of Little Feet” also by Laurel.
And your choice for best fanfic is “Brotherly Love is Bigger than Fish” by Laurel!
*Laurel comes up to receive award*

LAUREL: Thanks! Oh my goodness. This is so great. I couldn’t ask for more. I really enjoyed writing this fanfic, and had no idea it would be so popular! I basically just tried to write it like you could stick it in as a regular episode. I’m so glad you enjoy my writing. Thank you so much.
*applause*

*exits*

*Enter, Brittany*
BRITTANY: Congratulations Laurel. You are definitely talented. Next we have a musical guest, or I guess I should say “guests”. They are a band trying to bring good old rock n roll back to the spotlight. Playing a huge hit of the Leave It to Beaver era, “Tossin and Turnin”, here are Frankie J. and the Heart throbs!”
(NOTE: This is NOT a real band…I made it up…J)

*Band plays “Tossin’ and Turnin’”*
*applause*

*Enter TFIC*

TFIC: What a great song…there was some good music back then, I can tell you that! Well, moving right along, it’s time to announce another winner. Please welcome MamaFan and HaskellGirl!

*Enter HaskellGirl and MamaFan Music: the Dick Van Dyke theme*

MAMAFAN: Hi! I’m so glad to be here tonight!
HASKELLGIRL: Me too…what a great audience!
*applause*
MAMAFAN: So HaskellGirl, do you know what we’re here for?
HASKELLGIRL: What?
MAMAFAN: We get to announce the Most Creative Member.
HASKELLGIRL: Oh fun!
MAMAFAN: The winner of this award was of course, chosen by you the members, and displayed a sense of style and creativity in their posts and siggies. The envelope please…
HASKELLGIRL: Your choice for most creative member is…
TOGETHER: Laurel!

*Laurel gets up and receives award*

LAUREL: Wow. Thanks guys! Two in one night. And to think…I didn’t even campaign for these votes, you guys just gave it to me! Wow! Thanks a lot!

*exits*

*Enter Brittany*

BRITTANY: Our next presenter is really swell. She’s really a sweet lady and one of my best friends on the boards…Give it up for Maranatha!

*Enter Maranatha*

MARANATHA: Thank you Brittany, and thank you! (to audience) *applause* I’m so glad the awards are finally here. They put the TV Land Awards to shame, don’t they? *applause* Well, I get to present an award to the member you all thought was the nicest, easiest to get along with person on the boards. I’m presenting the “Friendliest Member” award. *Begins opening envelope* And the winner of the Friendliest Member award is…This is so exciting!…Jenny!
*Jenny gets up to receive award*

Jenny: Thank you so much! This is so great. I’m glad you all think of me as the friendliest person on the boards! In my opinion everyone should have gotten this award, you’re all so friendly! I really look at you guys as friends. Thank you so much for the award!

*exits*

*Enter Brittany*
BRITTANY: I’m sure having a great time with this, aren’t you guys? *applause* Great! I was just…
*Interrupted by music*
…what?…
*Enter Chubby Checker*
BRITTANY: It’s Chubby Checker!

*Chubby sings “Let’s Twist Again”*

*Song ends, Brittany walks across stage to meet Chubby.*

BRITTANY: Hi Chubby!
CHUBBY: Hi there. It’s great to be here!
BRITTANY: It’s an honor to have you here! Thank you so much for coming!
CHUBBY: Are you kidding? I wouldn’t miss it. I better be going now, you guys were great!
BRITTANY: Oh, leaving so soon? But Chubby, before you go, would you present an award for us?
CHUBBY: Well, I don’t know…
*Audience chants “Chubby Chubby Chubby…”*
CHUBBY: Well, ok.
*Crowd goes wild*
BRITTANY: Great! Ok, all you have to do is read what’s on that prompter over there.
CHUBBY: I’m going to announce the winner of the “Favorite Thread” award, a thread that will be forever memorialized. The thread you chose as your favorite is…Fictional Episodes from Further Seasons!
BRITTANY: Thank you Chubby! Let’s give the mastermind behind these threads, CorvetteGuy, a hand!
*applause*
CHUBBY: Congrats CorvetteGuy. I’ve really gotta be going now, you guys have fun!
*applause*

BRITTANY: How nice of Chubby Checker to drop by! That was great. Well, now on to our next category. Please welcome our presenters Bandito and Lukes42!

*enter Bandito and Lukes42 Music: School Days*

BANDITO: Hey everybody!
*applause*
LUKES42: We get to present a very…interesting award.
BANDITO: What award is that Lukes?
LUKES42: Well…it appears we are giving an award to the Weirdest/Goofiest Member.
BANDITO: Goofiest?…what do you mean?
LUKES42: Well, the winner of this award was chosen because of their “different” style of threads, strange stories, and all around craziness. Let’s put it this way, this person just wouldn’t be themselves without their goofy attitude.
BANDITO: Oh, I get it.
LUKES42: Remember, this is all in fun and your loco attitude is why we love ya so much!
BANDITO: And your choice for Weirdest/Goofiest member is…
TOGETHER: FOL85NatandMrsGRock!

*receives award via satellite, since she‘s been missing in action for a while now*
FOL85NatandMrsGRock: So…you guys think I’m weird. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. But seriously, I appreciate it. Thank you.

*exits*

*enter TFIC*

TFIC: This next award is truly an honor to be selected for. And I was lucky enough to be able to present it. This award is for “Most Knowledgeable of Leave it to Beaver member.” Meaning, this member is who you feel knows more about the show than anyone else. They have demonstrated their plethora of knowledge of LITB through stories, posts, and their personal websites. And the winner of the “Most Knowledgeable” award is…BeaversBiggestFan!

*Brittany receives award*

BRITTANY: Thank you! You know…I had to watch many hours of LITB to get where I am today. Maybe I should write some trivia.
TFIC: Demonstrate your knowledge to us!
BRITTANY: Well…ok…what was written on Fred Rutherford’s mailbox? “Rancho Rutherford” He really was a cornball. Well, thanks so much for the award!
*exits*

*enter Frani and BrandonS Music: Seinfeld Theme*

BRANDONS: We’re here to announce the “Most Interesting Poster.”
FRANI: The winner of this award was selected for starting the most intriguing threads and posting the most interesting responses.
BRANDONS: The winner of the “Most Interesting Poster” is…
FRANI: How interesting…
TOGETHER: CorvetteGuy!

*CorvetteGuy receives award*
CORVETTEGUY: Thanks so much. I’m glad you liked my posts. It’s fun asking questions and talking with other LITB fans, thanks for making this possible!

*exits*

*Enter Brittany and TFIC*

BRITTANY: TFIC and I are presenting this last member award.
TFIC: This is the most coveted award given away tonight. The winner of this award was chosen by you guys as the most interesting, creative, fun, and knowledgeable member all in one. In other words, the all around best of the board. The winner of this award will have the honor of being the first inductee to the Hall Of Fame. And your 2003 Hall of Fame inductee is…It‘s you Brittany!

*Brittany receives award*
BRITTANY: Wow! ME? I can’t believe this! This is so wonderful! Thank you guys so much for choosing me for the Hall of Fame. It’s such an honor and a privilege to be selected. From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much!

*Exits*

TFIC: Well, this concludes our Members awards, but don’t be discouraged…There’s more! Please welcome your special guest hosts for the LITB Awards Frank Bank and Ken Osmond!

*Audience goes wild*
*Enter Frank and Ken*

FRANK: Thank you! Thank you!
KEN: Wow! Thank you! What a welcome!
FRANK: Boy, it’s great to be here. How are you all tonight?
*applause*
FRANK: Great!
KEN: How are you enjoying the awards so far?
*applause*
KEN: Great! Me too. I especially enjoyed Chubby Checker’s visit. You should have been backstage. Frank Bank and Chad Doody were doing the twist…Chad has some pretty good moves, but Frank…
FRANK: Hey…I’d like to see you try and dance.
KEN: Oh you would?
*lights go out…smoke covers the stage, multi colored lights begin flashing as Tom Jones’ “It’s not unusual” begins playing. Chad Doody leaves his seat in the audience, to much applause, and joins Ken in the “Carlton dance” Crowd laughs and applauds*
*Ken and Chad shake hands and Chad returns to his seat*
FRANK: What was that?
KEN: Get with it Frank…haven’t you ever seen Fresh Prince?
CHAD: (from his seat) Yeah Buddy! Carlton rocks babay!!!!!!!!!!!
FRANK: Interesting…
KEN: You’re just jealous because…I got moooves.
FRANK: Oh please. Can we just get on with the awards?
KEN: Sure. Let’s go.
FRANK: Ok. (turns away from Ken and faces the audience) We’re here to help announce the winners of the Leave it to Beaver favorites portion of the awards.
KEN: That’s right. We will announce the winner from each category fairly quickly, so good luck, and may the best choice win!
FRANK: First of all, your choice for “Favorite Cleaver” is…The Beav himself, Beaver Cleaver!
KEN: Everyone’s “Favorite Friend“… Eddie Haskell! Hey, that’s me!
FRANK: Your choice for “Loudest Loudmouth“…I know this one…Eddie Haskell!
KEN: Your “Favorite Teacher” is…Miss Canfield!
FRANK: You chose…Julie Foster as Wally’s prettiest girlfriend. I find it unfair he had so many girlfriends on the show, they were able to create an award category on it.
KEN: Yeah…we got jipped!
FRANK: Yeah.
KEN: Oh well…Your favorite season is Season 6!
FRANK: You chose Uncle Billy as your favorite relative.
KEN: And finally, the most important. Your choice for All Around Favorite is…Ward Cleaver/Hugh Beaumont! And he is truly deserving. I’d like to dedicate these awards in his memory. Rest in peace Hugh.
FRANK: Congratulations to all the winners, and have a great night!
*Frank and Ken exit to the LITB theme*

*enter Brittany and TFIC*

BRITTANY: Well…that does it!
TFIC: That was fun.
BRITTANY: It sure was. How did you all like it?
*applause*
BRITTANY: I’m glad!
TFIC: Well, it’s sad, but this is the end.
BRITTANY: Yeah, but thank you all for making this such a great awards show! Good night and God Bless!!!!!!

*”It’s not Unusual” Begins playing again, Chad, TheFonz, Frank, and Ken join TFIC and Brittany onstage and dance the Carlton dance again. Camera shows them a while, then pans out over the audience as the credits roll*

Thanks for attending the Leave It to Beaver Board Awards. This has been a BBF production.

[.:BF:.]

i know i didn't win an award but i'm still glad to be mentioned in the awards, it was fun!

[Chad22]

That Was Great!

[*InThisMoment*]

BBF, i can't tell you how much i enjoyed the awards! and i was very flattered with how much you included me! i'm very glad i won a award and just thanks! you made my day!

[*InThisMoment*]

oh and BBF i must hand it to you your are very talented!

[Stormtracker TF]

BRAVO! That was awsome

[AndreAA]

that was excellent

[maranatha]

Brittany,

This was SO MUCH FUN. The first LITB Awards were totally awesome! I knew they would be if you had a hand in it. You are truly a gifted and talented young lady. Thanks so much for including me as a presenter. It was an honor to be there!

[Leigh Ann]

I loved reading our first board awards, even though I didn't win anything. But, I'm still honored to be chosen as a presenter!

[*InThisMoment*]

i must igmet was truly suprised for my award .and Brittany i can't thank you enough for making me the co-host it was deffinatly my pleasure!

[BBF]

You're all very welcome and golly! all the compliments! Thanks. I worked really hard to make it as fun as I could. I was so guilty winning 3 awards. I am definitely happy you voted for me, but still, I wish everyone could have won something. I tried to include as many really active members as I could, but unfortunately, I didn't get to include everyone. Well anywho, congrats to the winners, and thanks so much to everyone who voted for me! I'm glad you enjoyed the awards, and there will definitely have to be another one next year. Im sorry everyone didn't win, but I just made a new category..."Coolest Board" and that's the LITB board, making all of its posters winners. Way ta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your loving host,
BBF

[BBF]

Originally posted by TheFonzIsCool
Brittany i can't thank you enough for making me the co-host it was deffinatly my pleasure!

I even let you wear an "original" dress worn by barbara billingsley instead of giving the priviledge to myself...you lucky duck!

j/k. I'm glad you enjoyed it TFIC, glad to do it.

BBF

[maranatha]

I just realized that I forgot something VERY IMPORTANT in my earlier post. CONGRATULATIONS to all the winners! Each of you is most deserving.

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by BeaversBiggestFan


I even let you wear an "original" dress worn by barbara billingsley instead of giving the priviledge to myself...you lucky duck!

j/k. I'm glad you enjoyed it TFIC, glad to do it.

BBF

that was funny! oh and congrats to all the winners!

[Fred G Cleaver]

I think i should have been in it it aint fair or right that you show byesed towards the other members i think your still made at me for what i wrote the other day