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Cactus Jack · 03-19-2003, 01:10 PM

Announcer : Laadies and germs , oyur host ISTILLGOTIT!!!!!

ISGI : Thanks, hey Ladies and gemrs we have a great perofrmance today, but first heres an open joke, Why do people enjoy performances by banananas?
Audience : Why?
ISGI : BECAUSE OF THEIR A-PEEL!!!!!( audience laughs and cheers and applauses )

NOw ladies and germs, y for your pleasure, he's yellow, he's curvy, but bhes hot, hes very popular, hes so popular, no monkeys touch him!!!!! Hes GREG THE BANANA!!! with his band THE PEELS!!!!!

Greg : THank you, now this is a song form our recnet alubm called That Banana YOu Do here it is!!!

YOu
Doin that Banana you do
Tearin my peels into a million pieces
Like oyu always do

And you
Dont need to be cruel
Never even knew even knew about the splitting
Ive been ogin through
Cause I try and try not to split oyu girl
But its just so hard to do
Everytime you do that banana you do
I know all the games you play
Gonna find a way to get to know that
People like to eat us

Cause we'rre in ice cream cant you see
When we are in a banana split
In a little bowl

Cause I try and try not to split oyu girl
But its just so hard to do
Everytime you do that banana you do

I dont ask around, girl
But I know one thigns for sure
Poeple like to eat bananas
But they never can eat us no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cause it hurts me so just to see you go
Around in someone's bowl
If youre just tryin to do that banana you do

I lvoe when you do that banana
I cnat take oyu doin that banana
I always love oyu doin that banana you do

( audience appluads )

ISGI: Yay! That was great!!!!!!!

( show ends with some of the sogn in the background )

Okay thatd all I got ofr the osng, if u think I need to add more or work on it more, I will, THanks!

Moonlight Lady · 03-19-2003, 01:39 PM

That was cool!

Cactus Jack · 03-19-2003, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katie_NY
That was cool! :applauds:

!!!!!!!!

Moonlight Lady · 03-19-2003, 01:44 PM

You're welcome

I kept typing in the wrong code for clapping. I finally got it right. I need a Pepsi. How's Florida?

Cactus Jack · 03-19-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katie_NY
You're welcome

I kept typing in the wrong code for clapping. I finally got it right. I need a Pepsi. How's Florida?

Florida's great, Im aobut to go the beach here soon

Oh and no problem!

Cactus Jack · 03-19-2003, 01:47 PM

Plus, how'd ya like that joke?

CollegeGirl · 03-19-2003, 03:30 PM

Oh, that was so funny!!! You are such a clever Malph clone.

BlueEyes · 03-19-2003, 04:06 PM

LOL! That was great!

I was waiting for the "I still got it" after the banana joke though

animalcrackers · 03-19-2003, 04:33 PM

Man we have so many talented people on this board!

Stormtracker TF · 03-19-2003, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Istillgotit
Announcer : Laadies and germs , oyur host ISTILLGOTIT!!!!!

ISGI : Thanks, hey Ladies and gemrs we have a great perofrmance today, but first heres an open joke, Why do people enjoy performances by banananas?
Audience : Why?
ISGI : BECAUSE OF THEIR A-PEEL!!!!!( audience laughs and cheers and applauses )

NOw ladies and germs, y for your pleasure, he's yellow, he's curvy, but bhes hot, hes very popular, hes so popular, no monkeys touch him!!!!! Hes GREG THE BANANA!!! with his band THE PEELS!!!!!

Greg : THank you, now this is a song form our recnet alubm called That Banana YOu Do here it is!!!

YOu
Doin that Banana you do
Tearin my peels into a million pieces
Like oyu always do

And you
Dont need to be cruel
Never even knew even knew about the splitting
Ive been ogin through
Cause I try and try not to split oyu girl
But its just so hard to do
Everytime you do that banana you do
I know all the games you play
Gonna find a way to get to know that
People like to eat us

Cause we'rre in ice cream cant you see
When we are in a banana split
In a little bowl

Cause I try and try not to split oyu girl
But its just so hard to do
Everytime you do that banana you do

I dont ask around, girl
But I know one thigns for sure
Poeple like to eat bananas
But they never can eat us no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cause it hurts me so just to see you go
Around in someone's bowl
If youre just tryin to do that banana you do

I lvoe when you do that banana
I cnat take oyu doin that banana
I always love oyu doin that banana you do

( audience appluads )

ISGI: Yay! That was great!!!!!!!

( show ends with some of the sogn in the background )

Okay thatd all I got ofr the osng, if u think I need to add more or work on it more, I will, THanks!

Awsome, it has my Banana in it

YoliUSA · 03-19-2003, 04:56 PM

Cactus Jack · 03-20-2003, 12:41 PM

I glad yall loved it!!!!

Thannks everyoen

Oh, I sohuldve done that, BE

I will soon make up a bio aobut the abnd

Chad22 · 03-20-2003, 04:56 PM

Jacko, You So Whacko

Cactus Jack · 08-20-2003, 09:00 AM

BUMP!

The Modfather · 08-20-2003, 09:39 AM

Ya, it was great! And I love the banana

03-19-2003, 01:10 PM	#1
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	That Banana You Do! ( read ) Announcer : Laadies and germs , oyur host ISTILLGOTIT!!!!! ISGI : Thanks, hey Ladies and gemrs we have a great perofrmance today, but first heres an open joke, Why do people enjoy performances by banananas? Audience : Why? ISGI : BECAUSE OF THEIR A-PEEL!!!!!( audience laughs and cheers and applauses ) NOw ladies and germs, y for your pleasure, he's yellow, he's curvy, but bhes hot, hes very popular, hes so popular, no monkeys touch him!!!!! Hes GREG THE BANANA!!! with his band THE PEELS!!!!! Greg : THank you, now this is a song form our recnet alubm called That Banana YOu Do here it is!!! YOu Doin that Banana you do Tearin my peels into a million pieces Like oyu always do And you Dont need to be cruel Never even knew even knew about the splitting Ive been ogin through Cause I try and try not to split oyu girl But its just so hard to do Everytime you do that banana you do I know all the games you play Gonna find a way to get to know that People like to eat us Cause we'rre in ice cream cant you see When we are in a banana split In a little bowl Cause I try and try not to split oyu girl But its just so hard to do Everytime you do that banana you do I dont ask around, girl But I know one thigns for sure Poeple like to eat bananas But they never can eat us no NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Cause it hurts me so just to see you go Around in someone's bowl If youre just tryin to do that banana you do I lvoe when you do that banana I cnat take oyu doin that banana I always love oyu doin that banana you do ( audience appluads ) ISGI: Yay! That was great!!!!!!! ( show ends with some of the sogn in the background ) Okay thatd all I got ofr the osng, if u think I need to add more or work on it more, I will, THanks!
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03-19-2003, 01:39 PM	#2
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03-19-2003, 01:44 PM	#4
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	You're welcome I kept typing in the wrong code for clapping. I finally got it right. I need a Pepsi. How's Florida?

03-19-2003, 01:47 PM	#6
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Plus, how'd ya like that joke?

03-19-2003, 03:30 PM	#7
CollegeGirl Spike Loves Buffy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Sunnydale: The Land of The Vamps, Monsters, And Things That Go Bump Posts: 1,517	Oh, that was so funny!!! You are such a clever Malph clone.

03-19-2003, 04:06 PM	#8
BlueEyes G'day Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 05, 2003 Location: The State of Confusion Posts: 5,471	LOL! That was great! I was waiting for the "I still got it" after the banana joke though

03-19-2003, 04:33 PM	#9
animalcrackers Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 24, 2002 Location: The Backseat Of Fonzie's Bike Posts: 1,603	Man we have so many talented people on this board!

03-20-2003, 12:41 PM	#12
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	I glad yall loved it!!!! Thannks everyoen Oh, I sohuldve done that, BE I will soon make up a bio aobut the abnd

03-20-2003, 04:56 PM	#13
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	Jacko, You So Whacko

08-20-2003, 09:00 AM	#14
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	BUMP!

08-20-2003, 09:39 AM	#15
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	Ya, it was great! And I love the banana