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03-15-2003, 09:12 PM
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Suburbanite Extrordinaire
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More Fun With Fortune Cookies!
Once again folks, another great fortune came in my fortune cookie tonight:
"You will always have luck in your personal affairs."  Even the fortune cookies are mocking me!!! 
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03-15-2003, 09:16 PM
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Maud'Dib
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fortune cookies are awsome
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03-15-2003, 09:24 PM
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Re: More Fun With Fortune Cookies!
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03-15-2003, 09:25 PM
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Still funny.
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03-15-2003, 09:43 PM
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The Top 16 Worst Fortune Cookie Fortunes
16. What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, Tubby? 15. Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops. 14. Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt. 13. It takes a tough man to make tender chicken from a cat. 12. You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, who will kill you. 11. This coupon good for free 1-year subscription to Windows Sources magazine. 10. Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan. 9. Spouse mad at you. No get special 'wonton pork' tonight, Chester. 8. Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids. 7. A wise man tips 20% to avoid severe tire damage. 6. An 87-year old hooker awaits you. Alright, let's see you add '...between the sheets' to that one, smart guy. 5. Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application. 4. Hope you enjoyed your dinner, Mr. Bond. 3. Wipe that drool off your chin. That waitress you're ogling is Mr. Woo's number one son. 2. Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck. and Top 5's Number 1 Worst Fortune Cookie Fortune... 1. Creative Chinese Chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup. [ This list copyright 1998 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc. The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com ] |
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03-15-2003, 09:45 PM
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 Very good, Janice...
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03-15-2003, 09:48 PM
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03-15-2003, 10:14 PM
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03-15-2003, 11:24 PM
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1 time i got 1 that said "today is ending tomorrow is coming" i already knew that...fortune cookies are nasty tho
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03-15-2003, 11:33 PM
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omg i'm eating a fortune cookie from Panda Express now, you predicted it! I swear I am!
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03-15-2003, 11:34 PM
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Oh btw here's my fortune today, "You will do better in real estate than in stocks."
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03-16-2003, 04:34 AM
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Once, I got four fortunes in one cookie.
 That was at my favorite restaurant in the whole, wide world, Golden Horse! At least it's the only quasi-authentic Chinese restaurant in my area. 
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03-16-2003, 08:23 PM
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Have you guys ever heard Weird Al's "Cat In The Kettle"? That says it all!
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03-16-2003, 08:25 PM
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"Asking how, gets you to Rome." I got that one a couple of weeks ago and it still makes no sense to me.
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03-16-2003, 08:28 PM
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