My friend... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

~Tropical Punch 19~ · 03-15-2003, 12:03 AM

Oh my... okay you see my friend Jesse is so annoying. he always makes fun of me at lunch. Like I will say something and he will exagerate it and turn it into something that looks really stupid which i didn't do that bad. Also, he lies and steals lunch from the cafeteria. Well, he was getting on my nerves on wednesday and I was so inraged. ha but Thursday came and Jesse comes walking by and my friend starts cracking up. he ahd a huge cast over his right arm. (he's right handed) Well, that wasn't the funny part... he told us how he did it. Last night at the Fiddler on the Roof rehersal (it's our schools spring play) he said he was laying on the piano in "sexy" positions to attract girls.

Some people started pushing him around on it and he fell off, and the piano landed on top of his arm. LOL. Now I have somehting to laugh at him about.

vienna waits · 03-15-2003, 12:06 AM

hahahaha thats cool

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 03-15-2003, 12:09 AM

LMAO. Paybacks a bitch for the PlayGirl pinup wannabe.

Dammit · 03-15-2003, 12:32 AM

Well, like, is your head, like, hitting your shoulders, like, everytime you, like, type a word, or, like, just at the end of, like, each sentence.

Quote:

Why do Blondes wear shoulder pads???

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

and OMG [/valley girl] like, I realize you are in like, highschool, but, OMG, grow up!

Lynn · 03-15-2003, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dammit
Well, like, is your head, like, hitting your shoulders, like, everytime you, like, type a word, or, like, just at the end of, like, each sentence.

and OMG [/valley girl] like, I realize you are in like, highschool, but, OMG, grow up!

I think you need to take your own advice. Tropical used the word "like" a total of..........ONE time.

Dammit · 03-15-2003, 12:44 AM

Quote:

sar·casm ( P ) Pronunciation Key (särkzm)
n.
A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 03-15-2003, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dammit

stu·pid ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stpd, sty-)
adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est
Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

n.
A stupid or foolish person.

Dammit · 03-15-2003, 01:00 AM

well, at least you are starting to realize you have a problem...that's always the hardest step.

Lynn · 03-15-2003, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dammit
sar·casm ( P ) Pronunciation Key (särkzm)
n.
A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1.

Really, I had no idea you were being sarcastic. Thank goodness you explained it to me.

My original point: I didn't think Tropical's post deserved your 'sarcasm'.

Dammit · 03-15-2003, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lynn

Really, I had no idea you were being sarcastic. Thank goodness you explained it to me.

My original point: I didn't think Tropical's post deserved your 'sarcasm'.

not a problem, I know how slow some of the people on here are.

Tropical's post DID deserve the sarcasm. No matter how much someone picks on another person, it is never ok to laugh at them bc of something bad happening. It is childish, immature, ignorant and asinine.

Kitt · 03-15-2003, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dammit

not a problem, I know how slow some of the people on here are.

Tropical's post DID deserve the sarcasm. No matter how much someone picks on another person, it is never ok to laugh at them bc of something bad happening. It is childish, immature, ignorant and asinine.

You're a mommas boy, aren't you. Your momma thinks you're God's gift to man, doesn't she. She and you think that your shinola doesn't stink. And she should know because she's pobably been cleaning up after you and your shinola all of your life.

Dammit · 03-15-2003, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitt
You're a mommas boy, aren't you. Your momma thinks you're God's gift to man, doesn't she. She and you think that your shinola doesn't stink. And she should know because she's pobably been cleaning up after you and your shinola all of your life.

First of all, there is something you should know about southerners...NEVER BRING MOMMA INTO ANYTHING!

Second, the best you can do is come up with momma jokes? They went out of style when Elvis died!

vienna waits · 03-15-2003, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dammit

First of all, there is something you should know about southerners...NEVER BRING MOMMA INTO ANYTHING!

Second, the best you can do is come up with momma jokes? They went out of style when Elvis died!

\

except that wasn't a momma joke.

Kitt · 03-15-2003, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by YearbookLoser
\

except that wasn't a momma joke.

That's right. It wasn't a joke at all and it wasn't sarcasm. It was me taking stab at why it is that everytime you show up, Dammit, you come off like such a sh**.

I know Southerners, lots of them. I Was married to one. I've never had a problem with any southern mammas.

Ian · 03-15-2003, 01:59 AM

That's not very funny. Sounds pretty painful to me.

03-15-2003, 12:03 AM	#1
~Tropical Punch 19~ Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: I'm a fly on Clay's wall Posts: 1,961	My friend... Oh my... okay you see my friend Jesse is so annoying. he always makes fun of me at lunch. Like I will say something and he will exagerate it and turn it into something that looks really stupid which i didn't do that bad. Also, he lies and steals lunch from the cafeteria. Well, he was getting on my nerves on wednesday and I was so inraged. ha but Thursday came and Jesse comes walking by and my friend starts cracking up. he ahd a huge cast over his right arm. (he's right handed) Well, that wasn't the funny part... he told us how he did it. Last night at the Fiddler on the Roof rehersal (it's our schools spring play) he said he was laying on the piano in "sexy" positions to attract girls. Some people started pushing him around on it and he fell off, and the piano landed on top of his arm. LOL. Now I have somehting to laugh at him about.

03-15-2003, 12:06 AM	#2
vienna waits avatars are stupid. Forum Superstar Join Date: May 18, 2001 Location: Ravenclaw Common Room Posts: 29,857	hahahaha thats cool
	__________________ Me: Did you see Dunkleman in the audience at the finale? Crystal: No! Me: Yeah, that's because he wasn't invited.

03-15-2003, 12:09 AM	#3
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	LMAO. Paybacks a bitch for the PlayGirl pinup wannabe.
	__________________ DAVID COOK FOR AMERICAN IDOL

03-15-2003, 01:00 AM	#8
Dammit Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 14, 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 147	well, at least you are starting to realize you have a problem...that's always the hardest step.

03-15-2003, 01:59 AM	#15
Ian Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 03, 2000 Posts: 1,237	That's not very funny. Sounds pretty painful to me.