Anyone ever read The Count of Monte Cristo? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

RainMan · 03-12-2003, 03:16 PM

If so please AIM me at bushiscool223 or MSN Me at Nathan_18_Nintendo@hotmail.com cuz I like really need help with the book it's too damn french lol!

Nate

dlemond · 03-12-2003, 04:00 PM

Sure I read it.

It's about a midwestern boy who likes twisted porn, trashy department stores, and dreams of turning British so he can romp around in the sack with a bunch of old geezers from the BBC.

Psychiatrists persue him at every turn, yet he eludes them in the ladies hosiery aisle- only to awake on the dressing room floor the next morning, sobbing over such dainty and pretty things, dressed-up like a $20.00 whore.

Last we left our anti-hero, he was romping around the internet in an ill-fated attempt to reverse the aging process so he will never have to act like an accountable adult or take responsibility for his actions.

It's an ok story, gets old fast.

brownsocks · 03-12-2003, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by dlemond
Sure I read it.

It's about a midwestern boy who likes twisted porn, trashy department stores, and dreams of turning British so he can romp around in the sack with a bunch of old geezers from the BBC.

Psychiatrists persue him at every turn, yet he eludes them in the ladies hosiery aisle- only to awake on the dressing room floor the next morning, sobbing over such dainty and pretty things, dressed-up like a $20.00 whore.

Last we left our anti-hero, he was romping around the internet in an ill-fated attempt to reverse the aging process so he will never have to act like a accountable adult or take responsibility for his actions.

It's an ok story, gets old fast.

i think i like your version more than the actual one

dlemond · 03-12-2003, 10:50 PM

Is this really Nate?
He has only posted 4 times

Very un-Rainmanly of him.

-*Leah*- · 03-12-2003, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dlemond
Sure I read it.

It's about a midwestern boy who likes twisted porn, trashy department stores, and dreams of turning British so he can romp around in the sack with a bunch of old geezers from the BBC.

Psychiatrists persue him at every turn, yet he eludes them in the ladies hosiery aisle- only to awake on the dressing room floor the next morning, sobbing over such dainty and pretty things, dressed-up like a $20.00 whore.

Last we left our anti-hero, he was romping around the internet in an ill-fated attempt to reverse the aging process so he will never have to act like an accountable adult or take responsibility for his actions.

It's an ok story, gets old fast.

HA HA HA HA !!!!!

03-12-2003, 03:16 PM	#1
RainMan Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 09, 2002 Location: Churdan, Iowa USA (Wish it was the UK so I could go to Holmfirth, West Yorkshire to see the cast of Last of the Summer Wine!) Posts: 1,175	Anyone ever read The Count of Monte Cristo? If so please AIM me at bushiscool223 or MSN Me at Nathan_18_Nintendo@hotmail.com cuz I like really need help with the book it's too damn french lol! Nate

03-12-2003, 04:00 PM	#2
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	Sure I read it. It's about a midwestern boy who likes twisted porn, trashy department stores, and dreams of turning British so he can romp around in the sack with a bunch of old geezers from the BBC. Psychiatrists persue him at every turn, yet he eludes them in the ladies hosiery aisle- only to awake on the dressing room floor the next morning, sobbing over such dainty and pretty things, dressed-up like a $20.00 whore. Last we left our anti-hero, he was romping around the internet in an ill-fated attempt to reverse the aging process so he will never have to act like an accountable adult or take responsibility for his actions. It's an ok story, gets old fast.

03-12-2003, 10:50 PM	#4
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	Is this really Nate? He has only posted 4 times Very un-Rainmanly of him.