Most memorable quotes said by Sue Ann - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

pandora_spocks · 03-09-2003, 02:59 AM

Here's one that just popped into my head from 'Mary's Big Party.'

Sue Ann: Does it wear pants?
Mary: Yes.
Sue Ann: No more questions.

Kristen · 03-09-2003, 03:05 AM

Here are a few good ones:

From "Chuckles Bites the Dust":
Sue Ann:I don't know what you two are laughing about, but I'll take a chance it's dirty!

"Mary Moves Out"
Sue Ann (to Mary):And if I can be bored with my life, just think how you must feel about yours!

"Happy Homemaker Takes Lou Home"
(Sue Ann knocks on Mary's door late at night)
Sue Ann:I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Mary:I was in bed.
Sue Ann:Oh good, then you're alone!

"Mary Richards Falls in Love"
Lou:A guy doesn't have to be all hands.
Sue Ann:I know just what you mean, Lou. I couldn't agree less, but I know just what you mean!

I could go on forever, but I'll stop now to give TV Gen a chance!

Kristen

pandora_spocks · 03-09-2003, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kristen
Here are a few good ones:

From "Chuckles Bites the Dust":
Sue Ann:I don't know what you two are laughing about, but I'll take a chance it's dirty!

"Mary Moves Out"
Sue Ann (to Mary):And if I can be bored with my life, just think how you must feel about yours!

"Happy Homemaker Takes Lou Home"
(Sue Ann knocks on Mary's door late at night)
Sue Ann:I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Mary:I was in bed.
Sue Ann:Oh good, then you're alone!

"Mary Richards Falls in Love"
Lou:A guy doesn't have to be all hands.
Sue Ann:I know just what you mean, Lou. I couldn't agree less, but I know just what you mean!

I could go on forever, but I'll stop now to give TV Gen a chance!

Kristen

Those are great! If I had to pick two faves from those I pick these:

"Happy Homemaker Takes Lou Home"
(Sue Ann knocks on Mary's door late at night)
Sue Ann:I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Mary:I was in bed.
Sue Ann:Oh good, then you're alone!

"Mary Richards Falls in Love"
Lou:A guy doesn't have to be all hands.
Sue Ann:I know just what you mean, Lou. I couldn't agree less, but I know just what you mean!

TVgen62 · 03-09-2003, 04:08 AM

OK, my turn:

"I have a little sister too. And mine's black!"
Mary's Delinquent

"Ted, I know what I'm doing. Just cue me and stick a sock in it."

(Mary offers Sue Ann a cup of coffee; Sue Ann insists on taking it black, the way gourmets prefer...)
Sue Ann: (Takes a sip and frowns) I'll just have a little cream and sugar.
- previous 2 are both from A Girl Like Mary

Murray: Being fired is like being violated.
Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot.
The Last Show

pandora_spocks · 03-09-2003, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TVgen62
OK, my turn:

"I have a little sister too. And mine's black!"
Mary's Delinquent

"Ted, I know what I'm doing. Just cue me and stick a sock in it."

(Mary offers Sue Ann a cup of coffee; Sue Ann insists on taking it black, the way gourmets prefer...)
Sue Ann: (Takes a sip and frowns) I'll just have a little cream and sugar.
- previous 2 are both from A Girl Like Mary

Murray: Being fired is like being violated.
Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot.
The Last Show

Those are all great too! Yep, this thread was definitely a good idea!

TVgen62 · 03-09-2003, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pandora_spocks

Those are all great too! Yep, this thread was definitely a good idea!

Sure was! Any time quotes are solicited, I get sucked in. (Gravitational...pull...too great...can't...re-SIST! Aaaaahhh...)

I feel bad that I haven't started any threads, I've only replied to existing ones. Each time I consider starting one, I rethink it and decide:
a.) It's a lame idea; or
b.) It's probably been done before and needs a new approach.

One of these days, however, I'll have something for you guys.

pandora_spocks · 03-09-2003, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TVgen62

Sure was! Any time quotes are solicited, I get sucked in. (Gravitational...pull...too great...can't...re-SIST! Aaaaahhh...)

I feel bad that I haven't started any threads, I've only replied to existing ones. Each time I consider starting one, I rethink it and decide:
a.) It's a lame idea; or
b.) It's probably been done before and needs a new approach.

One of these days, however, I'll have something for you guys.

awww..well, when you think of something new for a thread we'll be waiting.

ClesStahn · 05-22-2003, 02:02 PM

Search for a minute or two, but the one in my sig.

TVgen62 · 05-24-2003, 08:37 PM

OK, here's another one for ya...

from "Chuckles Bites the Dust" -

Georgette: Why do people always bring flowers to a funeral?
Sue Ann: What would you suggest, dear? Fruit?!

Kristen · 05-25-2003, 01:33 AM

I've got another one:

"Once I Had a Secret Love" (One of my fave episodes, BTW!)
Lou:Can you do me a favor, Sue Ann?
Sue Ann(Beaming):Maybe on my lunch hour!

Kristen

pandora_spocks · 05-25-2003, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kristen
I've got another one:

"Once I Had a Secret Love" (One of my fave episodes, BTW!)
Lou:Can you do me a favor, Sue Ann?
Sue Ann(Beaming):Maybe on my lunch hour!

Kristen

That Sue Ann is just a bundle of laughs!

Kristen · 05-26-2003, 01:17 AM

I found another one on mtmshow.com from "Mary Midwife"

Lou:Mary says I should lose weight.
Sue Ann:Nonsense, Lou! Your body is perfect! I wouldn't touch it. If I did, I wouldn't stop!!

Kristen

pandora_spocks · 05-26-2003, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kristen
I found another one on mtmshow.com from "Mary Midwife"

Lou:Mary says I should lose weight.
Sue Ann:Nonsense, Lou! Your body is perfect! I wouldn't touch it. If I did, I wouldn't stop!!

Kristen

Oh, btw, I love the quote in your sig! You know how I love that episode!

Kristen · 05-26-2003, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pandora_spocks

Oh, btw, I love the quote in your sig! You know how I love that episode!

Yeah I know

Me too! But I'm getting ready to change it again. I'll probably use one of these.

Kristen

TVgen62 · 05-29-2003, 01:21 AM

Sue Ann Gets the Ax (ep. # 161):

(Doing a radio promo for a TV show on WJM)
"Stay tuned to WJM for another hilarious episode of 'My Mother, the Car'. The fun begins when Mom gets a lube job!"

03-09-2003, 02:59 AM	#1
pandora_spocks Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 Posts: 21,532	Most memorable quotes said by Sue Ann Here's one that just popped into my head from 'Mary's Big Party.' Sue Ann: Does it wear pants? Mary: Yes. Sue Ann: No more questions.

03-09-2003, 03:05 AM	#2
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Here are a few good ones: From "Chuckles Bites the Dust": Sue Ann:I don't know what you two are laughing about, but I'll take a chance it's dirty! "Mary Moves Out" Sue Ann (to Mary):And if I can be bored with my life, just think how you must feel about yours! "Happy Homemaker Takes Lou Home" (Sue Ann knocks on Mary's door late at night) Sue Ann:I hope I'm not disturbing you. Mary:I was in bed. Sue Ann:Oh good, then you're alone! "Mary Richards Falls in Love" Lou:A guy doesn't have to be all hands. Sue Ann:I know just what you mean, Lou. I couldn't agree less, but I know just what you mean! I could go on forever, but I'll stop now to give TV Gen a chance! Kristen
	__________________ Twitter \| Facebook \| Swagbucks \| Fanfiction Avatar Credit: Leigh Ann

03-09-2003, 04:08 AM	#4
TVgen62 My baby! <aawww> Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 02, 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 476	OK, my turn: "I have a little sister too. And mine's black!" Mary's Delinquent "Ted, I know what I'm doing. Just cue me and stick a sock in it." (Mary offers Sue Ann a cup of coffee; Sue Ann insists on taking it black, the way gourmets prefer...) Sue Ann: (Takes a sip and frowns) I'll just have a little cream and sugar. - previous 2 are both from A Girl Like Mary Murray: Being fired is like being violated. Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot. The Last Show
	__________________ *************************** "Consider yourself lucky that you are not, at this moment, an artichoke*!" -- Endora (to Darrin) Bewitched* - ep. #4, "Mother, Meet What's His Name"

05-26-2003, 01:17 AM	#12
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Got another! I found another one on mtmshow.com from "Mary Midwife" Lou:Mary says I should lose weight. Sue Ann:Nonsense, Lou! Your body is perfect! I wouldn't touch it. If I did, I wouldn't stop!! Kristen

05-22-2003, 02:02 PM	#8
ClesStahn Senior Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 30, 2001 Posts: 500	Search for a minute or two, but the one in my sig.

05-24-2003, 08:37 PM	#9
TVgen62 My baby! <aawww> Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 02, 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 476	OK, here's another one for ya... from "Chuckles Bites the Dust" - Georgette: Why do people always bring flowers to a funeral? Sue Ann: What would you suggest, dear? Fruit?!

05-25-2003, 01:33 AM	#10
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	I've got another one: "Once I Had a Secret Love" (One of my fave episodes, BTW!) Lou:Can you do me a favor, Sue Ann? Sue Ann(Beaming):Maybe on my lunch hour! Kristen

05-29-2003, 01:21 AM	#15
TVgen62 My baby! <aawww> Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 02, 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 476	Sue Ann Gets the Ax (ep. # 161): (Doing a radio promo for a TV show on WJM) "Stay tuned to WJM for another hilarious episode of 'My Mother, the Car'. The fun begins when Mom gets a lube job!"