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Chocoholic · 03-07-2003, 01:29 AM

What's shaking, Norm? - All four cheeks & a couple of chins.

What's new, Normie? - Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer.

What'd you like, Normie? - A reason to live. Give me another beer.

What'll you have, Normie? - Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of the tap. - Looks like beer, Norm. - Call me Mister Lucky.

Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you? - Like a baby treats a diaper.

What's the story, Mr. Peterson? - The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.

What's going on, Mr. Peterson? - A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'

Whatcha up to, Norm? - My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

How's it going, Mr. Peterson? - Poor. - I'm sorry to hear that. - No, I mean pour.

Women - can't live with ‘em . . . pass the beer nuts.

What's going down, Normie? - My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? - Alright, but stop me at one . . . make that one-thirty.

How's it going, Mr. Peterson? - It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.

What's the story, Norm? - Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? - A little early, isn't it, Woody? - For a beer? - No, for stupid questions.

Hey Norm, how's life in the fast lane? - Don't know, can't find the on-ramp.

Can I draw you a beer, Mr. Peterson? -No, Woody, I know what one looks like - just pour me one.

Hey Mr. Peterson. How are things? - Never been better, Woody, but just once I wish they'd get better.

Whatcha know, Norm? - I know how to sit. I know how to drink. Wanna quiz me?

How's life treatin' you Mr. Peterson? - Like he caught me in bed with his wife Woody. How ‘bout a beer?

(While it's raining outside) Still pouring, Norm? - Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

What's up, Norm? - My nipples, it's freezing out!

Man, that Norm is so funny!

Bebeisme! · 03-09-2003, 08:59 PM

man ,u guys go how did u have tyme to write them?well duh because ur a doveted fan!

~~~~~~~NORM~~~~~~~

I LOVE LILTH

Chocoholic · 03-10-2003, 12:27 AM

I didn't exactly write them all out. I kinda sorta lifted them from another website.

Bebeisme! · 03-10-2003, 08:38 AM

thats ok ,u still looked it up lol !

oh how do i get in to the kool-aid factory?

lilith....

Chocoholic · 03-10-2003, 03:53 PM

Here's another Norm quote I love. It's from the episode when Dr. Pascal returns and takes the bar hostage.

<Norm is on the phone with Vera.> "Vera, honey, there's a mad gunman holding the bar hostage and... what do you mean I've used that excuse before?"

Bebeisme! · 03-10-2003, 08:30 PM

lol thats funny!if i wasnt already stuck on lilith,i prolly wouldlike norm.....bearnuts anyone?

all hail lilith

NORM · 03-10-2003, 08:50 PM

Maybe if I wasn't so obsessed with George Wendt maybe I could.............

Chocoholic · 03-10-2003, 08:58 PM

Both Norm and Lilith are awesome. Bow down to both!

Stephie_Gee · 03-10-2003, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bebeisme!
oh how do i get in to the kool-aid factory?

You'd have to talk to Bethy about that, but seeing as how she doesn't have the internet yet, that might be a little difficult. She's supposed to get her connection tomorrow though, so you could pm her and she'd get back to you later.

Bebeisme! · 03-11-2003, 05:31 PM

k ill have to chat with her

03-07-2003, 01:29 AM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Norm-isms What's shaking, Norm? - All four cheeks & a couple of chins. What's new, Normie? - Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer. What'd you like, Normie? - A reason to live. Give me another beer. What'll you have, Normie? - Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of the tap. - Looks like beer, Norm. - Call me Mister Lucky. Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you? - Like a baby treats a diaper. What's the story, Mr. Peterson? - The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending. What's going on, Mr. Peterson? - A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.' Whatcha up to, Norm? - My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall. How's it going, Mr. Peterson? - Poor. - I'm sorry to hear that. - No, I mean pour. Women - can't live with ‘em . . . pass the beer nuts. What's going down, Normie? - My butt cheeks on that bar stool. Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? - Alright, but stop me at one . . . make that one-thirty. How's it going, Mr. Peterson? - It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear. What's the story, Norm? - Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer. Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? - A little early, isn't it, Woody? - For a beer? - No, for stupid questions. Hey Norm, how's life in the fast lane? - Don't know, can't find the on-ramp. Can I draw you a beer, Mr. Peterson? -No, Woody, I know what one looks like - just pour me one. Hey Mr. Peterson. How are things? - Never been better, Woody, but just once I wish they'd get better. Whatcha know, Norm? - I know how to sit. I know how to drink. Wanna quiz me? How's life treatin' you Mr. Peterson? - Like he caught me in bed with his wife Woody. How ‘bout a beer? (While it's raining outside) Still pouring, Norm? - Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing. What's up, Norm? - My nipples, it's freezing out! Man, that Norm is so funny!

03-09-2003, 08:59 PM	#2
Bebeisme! Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 09, 2003 Location: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeers Posts: 15	man ,u guys go how did u have tyme to write them?well duh because ur a doveted fan! ~~~~~~~NORM~~~~~~~ I LOVE LILTH
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03-10-2003, 08:50 PM	#7
NORM #1 Wendt Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 19, 2002 Location: Wherever my wheels are rolling. Posts: 1,607	Maybe if I wasn't so obsessed with George Wendt maybe I could.............
	__________________ George Wendt Forever "Your nothing but a piece of ** child malester who should have been castrated with a dull knife first and then executed" "What do I care what you think, your gonna be out of a ing job next week. I gotta sit down, this *** won't stop staring at me I think he wants to me" "Oh I'm a low life? Really? Yeah well I hope that Cancer you got kills you, you dried up old " "Who do you have to ** to get a sandwhich in this place?" "Think about how fat I would be if I didn't work out" "I came, I drank, I stayed" - George Wendt http://wendtfan.tripod.com

03-10-2003, 12:27 AM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I didn't exactly write them all out. I kinda sorta lifted them from another website.

03-10-2003, 08:38 AM	#4
Bebeisme! Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 09, 2003 Location: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeers Posts: 15	thats ok ,u still looked it up lol ! oh how do i get in to the kool-aid factory? lilith....

03-10-2003, 03:53 PM	#5
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Here's another Norm quote I love. It's from the episode when Dr. Pascal returns and takes the bar hostage. <Norm is on the phone with Vera.> "Vera, honey, there's a mad gunman holding the bar hostage and... what do you mean I've used that excuse before?"

03-10-2003, 08:30 PM	#6
Bebeisme! Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 09, 2003 Location: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeers Posts: 15	lol thats funny!if i wasnt already stuck on lilith,i prolly wouldlike norm.....bearnuts anyone? all hail lilith

03-10-2003, 08:58 PM	#8
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Both Norm and Lilith are awesome. Bow down to both!

03-11-2003, 05:31 PM	#10
Bebeisme! Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 09, 2003 Location: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeers Posts: 15	k ill have to chat with her