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Moonlight Lady · 03-06-2003, 09:10 PM

I was inspired by Tuscadero...

Paging Dr. Fonz, Paging Dr. Fonz, you're wanted in the Infirmary, Stat!

No matter what your ailment is, From Malaria to a hang nail, come to the infirmary and let our staff take care of you.

Nurses: Daphne, Ashley, Gloria, Cynthia, Joanie

Doctors: Fonz, Richie, Howard, Potsie, Ralph, Marion

Orderlies: Chachi, Roger, Bobby, Eugene, Chuck

Cafeteria Staff: Arnold, Al, Clarence

Candy Stripers: Jenny and K.C.

Clergy: Father Delvecchio

Janitor: Flip, Pinky

Admissions: Lori Beth, Jennifer, Leather

Stormtracker TF · 03-06-2003, 09:13 PM

Oh oh...Ohhh *Fake Cough* I think I'm sick...I think I got...got...um...Malaria! Yeah that's right, Malaria! I don't feel too good *Another Fake Cough*

White_Daisy · 03-06-2003, 10:35 PM

Hmmm.....

WD: Hello, I'd like to sign myself in please

Jennifer: Of course, what's your predicament?

WD: Well, I'm dying of a broken nail, not to mention I feel my brain chemisty out of whack...

Jennifer: Excuse me, ma'am, but you can't feel your brain chemistry be out of whack

WD: EXCUSE ME?!?! ARE YOU CONTRADICTING ME?!?!?!?! WHY YOU LITTLE BRAZEN....SECURITY! SECURITY!

The Malachi Brothers come running

Them: Yes, my sweet?

WD: This...this...TART dared to question me and when she handed me the pen, she broke my nail. SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

Jennifer: But you said that was one of your original problems

WD: PROVE IT! SECURITY!!! I just won't feel at ease until this...no good person is out of work and out of Milwaukee.

Malachi Brothers: Don't worry about it, we'll get rid of her

They drag Jennifer out of the hospital and her hat falls off.

Daisy smiles evily at the Malachi Brothers dragging Jennifer off. She turns around, picks up her hat and plants herself down on Jennifer's seat

WD: Calling Dr. Webber. Dr. Webber, please come to the registration desk. You're needed very urgently...

Tuscadero · 03-06-2003, 11:36 PM

Tuscadero stumbles into the ER.

T: Help! Help...I'm...I have....um...well, SOMEBODY SAVE ME! *Faints, as a rush of attractive doctors surround her. They help her on to a stretcher and wheel her down the hall*

Dr. Cunningham: Quick, get her to a bed!

Dr. Fonzarelli: We need to get her on oxygen, STAT!

Dr. Webber: Who's going to intebate?

*Tuscadero sits up*

T: Oh, you know, I think CPR will be fine!

Dr. Malph: CPR?

T: Yeah, Y'know...mouth-to-mouth, handsome! *winks*

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 03-07-2003, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katie_NY
Doctors:Richie

*sigh* My boy.. the doctor.

Hey Richie.. wanna play doctor??

CollegeGirl · 03-07-2003, 02:53 AM

I think I need to check myself in. I just came home deathly ill. I ate seafood at a restaurant in Chinatown in D.C. and have either concocted food poisoning or a virus from someone.

On a happier note, Dr. Fonz is looking very appealing..

Moonlight Lady · 03-07-2003, 01:47 PM

Katie: Oh where is that orderlie! The TV is on the Fritz again.
and my IV is all tangled up...

Chachi: You rang?

Katie: Yeah could you fix the TV and untangle me?

Chachi: How did you manage to do that.

Katie: Can I help if i'm a restless sleeper.

Dr. Fonzie: Well well, how's our patient.

Katie: Rotten my throat is killing me and I feel hot and cold.

Dr. Fonzie: Well I'll order some liquids. Oh your friends are going to be wheeled into this ward soon.

Katie: Oh really?? Well i'm sorry that they're infermed, but i'm glad to be having company.

Fonzie: Infermed...haha..you're too much.

He walks out the doors and continues on his rounds.
a convoy of wheelchairs come rolling down the hallway and into
the ward.

White_Daisy · 03-07-2003, 07:01 PM

Potsie: Dr. Webber here- Hey...where's Jennifer?

WD: Jen Jen? Oh they fired her?

Potsie: But she was my fiancee....

WD: Oh, you poor dear, didn't you hear? Jen Jen did some naughty things with some invalids (Potsie furrows his eyebrow confused and then raises them in shock when he realizes...)

Potsie: You mean she was cavorting with prisoners?!?!

WD: (smacks her head) You're such a Potsie! Invalids, not Inmates

Potsie: Oh....wow! I didn't think she could be that low?!?!

WD: I know, Potsie. I feel terrible about it. Let's go out for a movie/dinner and then you can come back to my place so we can, er...talk about it.

Potsie: But what about my job?

WD: Oh, you're only an ER Doctor, they won't miss you...

Pulls Potsie out of the hospital with her.

Moonlight Lady · 03-07-2003, 07:55 PM

Katie: Hey how come Chad gets Ice cream and I don't

Al: Because Ice Cream causes mucus and you don't need anymore. Here is some nice italian Ice.

Katie: Grape?

Al: Lime.

Katie: I want grape.

Al: We don't have grape.

Katie: Okay I'll take lime with a twist *hack* *hack*

TF: Oh good lord will stop that hacking, I can't hear MacGyver.

CG: *sneezes*

Chuck: Bless you

Stormtracker TF · 03-07-2003, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katie_NY
Katie: Hey how come Chad gets Ice cream and I don't

Al: Because Ice Cream causes mucus and you don't need anymore. Here is some nice italian Ice.

Katie: Grape?

Al: Lime.

Katie: I want grape.

Al: We don't have grape.

Katie: Okay I'll take lime with a twist *hack* *hack*

TF: Oh good lord will stop that hacking, I can't hear MacGyver.

CG: *sneezes*

Chuck: Bless you

LOL!

CollegeGirl · 03-07-2003, 08:38 PM

*hits her buzzer*

CG: Dr. Fonzie! Dr. Fonzie! I need assistence!!

Dr. Fonzie: AAAYYY......what's got your sheets in a bunch?

CG: My pillow needs to be fluffed.

Dr. Fonzie: I am a doctor, not a butler. Fluff your own pillows.

CG: Woah!

Dr. Fonzie: Are you trying to be cute?

CG: Of course not.

Dr. Fonzie: Good.

CG: Because I don't need to try to be cute. I am cute.

Dr Fonzie: Ms...erm, what's your last name?

CG: It's Mrs....Mrs. Fonzarelli.

Dr. Fonzie: *rolls his eyes* I see....

CG: You're questioning me?

Dr. Fonzie: No. Not at all.

CG: Good. Now, please come assist me. I need mouth to mouth...

Dr. Fonzie: But, you're not choking.

CG: So?

Dr. Fonzie: You only need mouth to mouth rescusitation when you're choking. You are not.

CG: Did I say anything about rescusitation? All I said was that I needed mouth to mouth.....

Dr. Fonzie: *smiles* Just a minute.....

CG: *grins, thinking her plan has finally worked*

Dr. Fonzie: *searching out the door* Dr Howard? Dr Marion? Anyone?

CG: Sorry, it's just you and me. *saunters across the room, grinning at Dr. Fonzie, Dr. Fonzie gulps....CG looks him over* So, what's up doc?

Dr. Fonzie: *trying to be very professional* Oh, what the heck?! *tosses his clipboard and pen aside and embraces CG*

*Just as they are about to kiss, CG's face turns green*

CG: Uh oh....

Dr. Fonzie: What's wrong? Oh no....don't....

CG:

Dr. Fonzie: CHACHI! EUGENE!! We need an orderly!

Chachi: *running in* Dr. Fonz, what's wrong?

Dr. Fonzie: Our patient had an accident. Please clean it up.

Chachi: Fonz, I was making out with Katie. You called me in for this? Why couldn't you have cleaned the mess up?

Dr. Fonzie: Because I am the doctor and you are the orderly.

Chachi: *mocking Fonzie* Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.....*grabs a mop and cleans the floor*

*Dr. Fonzie helps CG back into bed*

CG: Thanks.

Dr. Fonzie: No problem.

Chachi: Fonz, next time I want to be a doctor, ok?

Dr. Fonzie: We'll talk about it, Chach.

Moonlight Lady · 03-07-2003, 09:38 PM

Katie: CG! oh you poor thing... Here you can have my lime Italian Ice...Oh well you won't be able to keep that down as a matter of fact..*walks over to her tray* Grape! Oooh They told me they were out of grape.

Chachi: Get back in bed! We're not done with your treatment.

Katie: I'm hungry

Chachi: If you wait 5 minutes i'll bring it over.

Katie: I'm hungry now.

Dr. Howard: Get back in bed this minute young lady.

Dr. Marion: C'mon dear, i'll help you back in bed.

Potsie wheels WD into the ward and everyone groans their greetings.

WD: Thanks for that warm welcome.

Katie: You're welcome

CG: She was being sarcastic.

Richie: Now now, let's not get testy..

Everyone throws their italian ices at Richie.

Richie: It's Camp Cunningham all over again.

He leaves to change clothes.

*ShortCake* · 03-08-2003, 01:11 AM

LOL yall can add me in there.. from mental abuse due to college! LOL... imj ust kidding

You guys are great writers... wish i was that creative at it!

Moonlight Lady · 03-08-2003, 12:50 PM

Welcome to the Infirmary Shortcake. It's easy to join in, just have fun.

Everyone is sitting up in bed eating their lunches when Shortcake is wheeled into the ward.

Katie: Shortcake, what happened?

Shortcake: term Papers! Tests!

CG: She's got collegitis!

WD: Well grab a bed and join us.

Shortcake: No no no! No more deadlines.

Nurse Joanie comes in with thermometers and medication.

Katie: Those thermometers better be going in our mouths.

*ShortCake* · 03-08-2003, 01:24 PM

LOL!!!! Ok ill join in in a bit!!

Shortcake: Katie, I think I have gone delirious.. i am now starting to dream about drafting supplies coming towards me!!!!

Nurse Joanie walks in with a needle : This wont hurt a bit.

ShortCake : passes out!

03-06-2003, 09:10 PM	#1
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	HD Infirmary I was inspired by Tuscadero... Paging Dr. Fonz, Paging Dr. Fonz, you're wanted in the Infirmary, Stat! No matter what your ailment is, From Malaria to a hang nail, come to the infirmary and let our staff take care of you. Nurses: Daphne, Ashley, Gloria, Cynthia, Joanie Doctors: Fonz, Richie, Howard, Potsie, Ralph, Marion Orderlies: Chachi, Roger, Bobby, Eugene, Chuck Cafeteria Staff: Arnold, Al, Clarence Candy Stripers: Jenny and K.C. Clergy: Father Delvecchio Janitor: Flip, Pinky Admissions: Lori Beth, Jennifer, Leather
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03-06-2003, 09:13 PM	#2
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	Oh oh...Ohhh Fake Cough I think I'm sick...I think I got...got...um...Malaria! Yeah that's right, Malaria! I don't feel too good Another Fake Cough
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03-06-2003, 10:35 PM	#3
White_Daisy blank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 2,374	Hmmm..... WD: Hello, I'd like to sign myself in please Jennifer: Of course, what's your predicament? WD: Well, I'm dying of a broken nail, not to mention I feel my brain chemisty out of whack... Jennifer: Excuse me, ma'am, but you can't feel your brain chemistry be out of whack WD: EXCUSE ME?!?! ARE YOU CONTRADICTING ME?!?!?!?! WHY YOU LITTLE BRAZEN....SECURITY! SECURITY! The Malachi Brothers come running Them: Yes, my sweet? WD: This...this...TART dared to question me and when she handed me the pen, she broke my nail. SHE BROKE MY NAIL! Jennifer: But you said that was one of your original problems WD: PROVE IT! SECURITY!!! I just won't feel at ease until this...no good person is out of work and out of Milwaukee. Malachi Brothers: Don't worry about it, we'll get rid of her They drag Jennifer out of the hospital and her hat falls off. Daisy smiles evily at the Malachi Brothers dragging Jennifer off. She turns around, picks up her hat and plants herself down on Jennifer's seat WD: Calling Dr. Webber. Dr. Webber, please come to the registration desk. You're needed very urgently...
	__________________ <marquee>I love you, Potsie Webber</marquee> <center> "H14...My favorite letter, my favorite number"</center> <center>http://www.obeygiant.com/stickers/bo...happy-days.gif</center> <center>They Call it Potsie Love</center> <center>http://www.tvlinksonline.com/boards/...&postid=549343</center> <center>Warren "Potsie" Webber</center> <center> To me, Fonzie is what everyone wants to be, Richie is kind of what everyone wants her son to be. And Potsie, I think, is what everyone is - Anson Williams </center>

03-06-2003, 11:36 PM	#4
Tuscadero Ralph's the Man Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 03, 2003 Location: Heading up to Madison, WI with Ralph...to become an optometrist's assistant! Posts: 878	Tuscadero stumbles into the ER. T: Help! Help...I'm...I have....um...well, SOMEBODY SAVE ME! Faints, as a rush of attractive doctors surround her. They help her on to a stretcher and wheel her down the hall Dr. Cunningham: Quick, get her to a bed! Dr. Fonzarelli: We need to get her on oxygen, STAT! Dr. Webber: Who's going to intebate? Tuscadero sits up T: Oh, you know, I think CPR will be fine! Dr. Malph: CPR? T: Yeah, Y'know...mouth-to-mouth, handsome! winks
	__________________ Ralph: We're not homely...we're cute! Potsie: I know I'm cute!

03-08-2003, 01:11 AM	#13
ShortCake Blair Warner fan. Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Florida Posts: 3,761	LOL yall can add me in there.. from mental abuse due to college! LOL... imj ust kidding You guys are great writers... wish i was that creative at it!
	__________________ Ashley "Nice girls don't throw tree's"- Jo Polniaczek.

03-07-2003, 02:53 AM	#6
CollegeGirl Spike Loves Buffy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Sunnydale: The Land of The Vamps, Monsters, And Things That Go Bump Posts: 1,517	I think I need to check myself in. I just came home deathly ill. I ate seafood at a restaurant in Chinatown in D.C. and have either concocted food poisoning or a virus from someone. On a happier note, Dr. Fonz is looking very appealing..

03-07-2003, 01:47 PM	#7
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	Katie: Oh where is that orderlie! The TV is on the Fritz again. and my IV is all tangled up... Chachi: You rang? Katie: Yeah could you fix the TV and untangle me? Chachi: How did you manage to do that. Katie: Can I help if i'm a restless sleeper. Dr. Fonzie: Well well, how's our patient. Katie: Rotten my throat is killing me and I feel hot and cold. Dr. Fonzie: Well I'll order some liquids. Oh your friends are going to be wheeled into this ward soon. Katie: Oh really?? Well i'm sorry that they're infermed, but i'm glad to be having company. Fonzie: Infermed...haha..you're too much. He walks out the doors and continues on his rounds. a convoy of wheelchairs come rolling down the hallway and into the ward.

03-07-2003, 07:01 PM	#8
White_Daisy blank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 2,374	Potsie: Dr. Webber here- Hey...where's Jennifer? WD: Jen Jen? Oh they fired her? Potsie: But she was my fiancee.... WD: Oh, you poor dear, didn't you hear? Jen Jen did some naughty things with some invalids (Potsie furrows his eyebrow confused and then raises them in shock when he realizes...) Potsie: You mean she was cavorting with prisoners?!?! WD: (smacks her head) You're such a Potsie! Invalids, not Inmates Potsie: Oh....wow! I didn't think she could be that low?!?! WD: I know, Potsie. I feel terrible about it. Let's go out for a movie/dinner and then you can come back to my place so we can, er...talk about it. Potsie: But what about my job? WD: Oh, you're only an ER Doctor, they won't miss you... Pulls Potsie out of the hospital with her.

03-07-2003, 07:55 PM	#9
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	Katie: Hey how come Chad gets Ice cream and I don't Al: Because Ice Cream causes mucus and you don't need anymore. Here is some nice italian Ice. Katie: Grape? Al: Lime. Katie: I want grape. Al: We don't have grape. Katie: Okay I'll take lime with a twist hack hack TF: Oh good lord will stop that hacking, I can't hear MacGyver. CG: sneezes Chuck: Bless you

03-07-2003, 08:38 PM	#11
CollegeGirl Spike Loves Buffy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Sunnydale: The Land of The Vamps, Monsters, And Things That Go Bump Posts: 1,517	hits her buzzer CG: Dr. Fonzie! Dr. Fonzie! I need assistence!! Dr. Fonzie: AAAYYY......what's got your sheets in a bunch? CG: My pillow needs to be fluffed. Dr. Fonzie: I am a doctor, not a butler. Fluff your own pillows. CG: Woah! Dr. Fonzie: Are you trying to be cute? CG: Of course not. Dr. Fonzie: Good. CG: Because I don't need to try to be cute. I am cute. Dr Fonzie: Ms...erm, what's your last name? CG: It's Mrs....Mrs. Fonzarelli. Dr. Fonzie: rolls his eyes I see.... CG: You're questioning me? Dr. Fonzie: No. Not at all. CG: Good. Now, please come assist me. I need mouth to mouth... Dr. Fonzie: But, you're not choking. CG: So? Dr. Fonzie: You only need mouth to mouth rescusitation when you're choking. You are not. CG: Did I say anything about rescusitation? All I said was that I needed mouth to mouth..... Dr. Fonzie: smiles Just a minute..... CG: grins, thinking her plan has finally worked Dr. Fonzie: searching out the door Dr Howard? Dr Marion? Anyone? CG: Sorry, it's just you and me. saunters across the room, grinning at Dr. Fonzie, Dr. Fonzie gulps....CG looks him over So, what's up doc? Dr. Fonzie: trying to be very professional Oh, what the heck?! tosses his clipboard and pen aside and embraces CG Just as they are about to kiss, CG's face turns green CG: Uh oh.... Dr. Fonzie: What's wrong? Oh no....don't.... CG: Dr. Fonzie: CHACHI! EUGENE!! We need an orderly! Chachi: running in Dr. Fonz, what's wrong? Dr. Fonzie: Our patient had an accident. Please clean it up. Chachi: Fonz, I was making out with Katie. You called me in for this? Why couldn't you have cleaned the mess up? Dr. Fonzie: Because I am the doctor and you are the orderly. Chachi: mocking Fonzie Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.....grabs a mop and cleans the floor Dr. Fonzie helps CG back into bed CG: Thanks. Dr. Fonzie: No problem. Chachi: Fonz, next time I want to be a doctor, ok? Dr. Fonzie: We'll talk about it, Chach.

03-07-2003, 09:38 PM	#12
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	Katie: CG! oh you poor thing... Here you can have my lime Italian Ice...Oh well you won't be able to keep that down as a matter of fact..walks over to her tray Grape! Oooh They told me they were out of grape. Chachi: Get back in bed! We're not done with your treatment. Katie: I'm hungry Chachi: If you wait 5 minutes i'll bring it over. Katie: I'm hungry now. Dr. Howard: Get back in bed this minute young lady. Dr. Marion: C'mon dear, i'll help you back in bed. Potsie wheels WD into the ward and everyone groans their greetings. WD: Thanks for that warm welcome. Katie: You're welcome CG: She was being sarcastic. Richie: Now now, let's not get testy.. Everyone throws their italian ices at Richie. Richie: It's Camp Cunningham all over again. He leaves to change clothes.

03-08-2003, 12:50 PM	#14
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	Welcome to the Infirmary Shortcake. It's easy to join in, just have fun. Everyone is sitting up in bed eating their lunches when Shortcake is wheeled into the ward. Katie: Shortcake, what happened? Shortcake: term Papers! Tests! CG: She's got collegitis! WD: Well grab a bed and join us. Shortcake: No no no! No more deadlines. Nurse Joanie comes in with thermometers and medication. Katie: Those thermometers better be going in our mouths.

03-08-2003, 01:24 PM	#15
ShortCake Blair Warner fan. Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Florida Posts: 3,761	LOL!!!! Ok ill join in in a bit!! Shortcake: Katie, I think I have gone delirious.. i am now starting to dream about drafting supplies coming towards me!!!! Nurse Joanie walks in with a needle : This wont hurt a bit. ShortCake : passes out!